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"A sin!"

The Yingda teacher collapsed and stamped his feet.

My reputation throughout my life has been completely ruined!

No, Tang Ping must not be allowed to run away like this.

I must catch up with him, explain clearly, and tell him that things are really not what he thinks!

Teacher Yingda's eyes flashed with a stern look.

There was no time to flush the toilet, so he climbed out of the window, grabbed the rope, and descended down.

The three teachers in Tang Ping's living room on the third floor turned their heads in confusion when they heard the sound.

"Whose voice was that... Yingda?"

……

On several streets, hundreds of passers-by looked sideways.

I saw a young man running panting in front, and a young man panting behind him.

"Why are you chasing me?"

"I need to pay urgently - bah, stop and listen to me!"

"I won't listen, you have bad breath!"

"I really didn't!"

Tang Ping was numb.

He is only strong in the explosive power of escaping, but his endurance is not enough so far.

I had already left Teacher Yingda far behind, but in the end I was just trying to buy breakfast when I was caught up by Teacher Yingda who asked people along the way, and I had to start a real round of chasing me, if you catch me.

He almost caught up with him midway, but luckily he ran some distance in advance.

The teacher at Yingda University is also paralyzed.

He wanted to shout from a distance and tell Tang Ping that he had misunderstood, but this had to be done in public.

What about remote instructions using chat software?

Oh, my God, I guarantee it with my butt. If Tang Ping can believe it from the bottom of his heart, I will be kicked hard by the uncle next door with Martin boots.

So there is only one thing that can be done:

After catching up with Tang Ping, he opened his mouth and let out a breath.

Let Tang Ping understand that he is truly a gentleman who doesn't move his words... Bah, a gentleman doesn't move his words or does anything!

"I believe you really didn't!" Tang Ping shouted.

Yingda teacher: “I don’t believe it!”

"?" Tang Pingren fainted.

You don’t believe it yourself, why are you chasing me?

"Bah, I don't believe you do!" Teacher Yingda corrected.

Tang Ping took a deep breath, and his alveoli screamed.

How much he wanted to drive a shared bicycle and pedal away at high speed.

It would be better if there is a shared battery car, which is easy and labor-saving.

Unfortunately, he passed a lot of bicycles and electric scooters.

But because it takes time to scan the code to unlock, I had to reluctantly give up.

"Brother, stop chasing me. I will apply for Yingda later."

"I don't believe it, just create a written evidence!"

"Axi, Ah Yigu."

Tang Ping gritted his teeth, squeezed out the last bit of physical energy, and trotted off.

Teacher Yingda, who was exhausted, could no longer chase him and could only watch him run around the corner in despair.

Lost again.

……

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

In an empty alley.

Tang Ping held his knees and gasped violently.

He tried to lift his legs, but they were as heavy as lead.

The brain is struggling to get oxygen and is dizzy.

Every breath he took was as pungent as a wind blade slicing his throat.

"In the future... my endurance... I also need to practice it..."

Tang Ping held his breath and reluctantly stood up.

After taking a deep breath, suppress the natural rapid breathing and let it return to a deep and gentle state as soon as possible.

I can't go back home for the time being.

Go to Laoban?

It’s hard to say, but I was targeted by someone with intentions last time. It is said that that person is still complaining about me online.

Take the high-speed train or fly to other places overnight?

I don’t know if it’s possible or how likely it is to be caught red-handed in the waiting hall and waiting room and then “go together”.

Tang Ping thought again and again and finally took out his mobile phone.

There was athlete's foot in the mouth: "Sister, do you have any secret bases to recommend?" 』

Cui Jiao: "? 』

Cui Jiao: "Yo yo yo, isn't this our college entrance examination champion Tang Ping, who scored 729 points? We haven't seen you for a few hours, why are you acting like this?" 』

Cui Jiao: "I still like your unruly look. Come on, come on, call me "Sister" twice." 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Sister, good sister, help!"Give me a hiding place! (Cat waving hands.jpg)』

Cui Jiao: "..."

Cui Jiao: "Why did you really scream?"It makes me feel embarrassed. 』

Cui Jiao: "My house is quite big, and there is no one else in the house these days."If you don't mind it, why don't you hide here with me? 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "111 Thank you, sister!" 』

After half an hour.

Tang Ping drank a can of iced Coke in one breath, vomiting, vomiting—

"Why do you drink Diet Coke?"

"0 calories. One hundred milliliters with sugar is 180 kilojoules."

Cui Jiao sipped the sugar-free Coke and said with a smile:

"And it's still cold. It takes away my calories. I owe you dozens of calories after drinking a can!"

Tang Ping: "Fun fact, although iced drinks can take away calories, a can of 0-degree beverage has only a dozen calories at most. One potato chip has about 15 calories, so it's just enough for you to eat one more potato chip."

Cui Jiao was startled.

Look at Sugar Free Ice Coke.

Look at the unwrapped potato chips again.

"...I drink two liters a day and save a hundred calories!"

"Yes, as long as your stomach and relatives don't object."

Cui Jiaoyan.

"No, you're a man, how can you calculate the calories so clearly?" she reacted.

Because I used AI to calculate it for me... Tang Ping replied:

"Because it's common sense, my friend."

Common sense... Cui Jiao looked at Tang Ping like a weirdo.

What kind of common sense is this?

shook his head.

She gave up on justifying “common sense” and instead asked:

"So, which school are you going to?"

"Don't ask questions that bother me. I can only say that I am already researching tutors from famous overseas universities."

"Ah, do you really want to study abroad?"

"After researching it, I decided not to go."

"..." Cui Jiao's open mouth closed again.

She tilted her head in distress, unable to figure out what was going on in Tang Ping's mind.

Maybe this is the writer’s leaping thinking?

No, it’s not that jumping either…

Tang Ping's convulsive thinking?

"Oh, by the way, I have recently gained new insights into my stupid literature. Master, please help me read it!"

Cui Jiao ran back to the bedroom.

More than half a minute later, he ran back with a few pieces of paper.

On the paper is a newly written story that she has been thinking hard about recently.

It roughly tells the story: the heroine, who was already miserable enough before, was turned into an old sow by the vicious second female lead, locked in a basement and being bred live.

A group of male protagonists discovered this live broadcast room. When they saw the old sow, they unconsciously felt a rush of heat in their hearts...

They realized that the old sow was the heroine, and they were anxious to rescue her, but they couldn't find the place.

At a critical moment, one of the male protagonists discovered that the old sow was actually creating Morse code by opening and closing her mouth (referring to her mouth), and the translation was the detailed address!

They went to the rescue, defeated the evil female lead, rescued the old sow heroine, lived a happy life, and successfully gave the old sow heroine a child with many babies. The whole drama ended happily!

Tang Ping took it and took a look. There was no story on the paper. The words "I am a stupid critic" were written crookedly on every page.

He couldn't understand anyway, so he looked carefully for a long time before he saw the words between the words. There were two words written all over the book -

flow!

"……sister."

Tang Ping raised his head with a complicated expression and looked at Cui Jiao, who was looking at him expectantly.

After reading this story, his eyes were blurry:

"You are really cruel to the heroine in your novel."

"Really? She is getting along with all the male protagonists who like her." Cui Jiao said.

"I reasonably suspect that pretending to be stupid to earn traffic is just an excuse for you. Your real purpose is to take revenge on society and poison the eyes of readers."

"How could it be? I have read many novels written like this, but I have to use a little more force than them. The heroine must be brutally stabbed, as miserable as she wants, but she has everything she should have. If so, you see, the male protagonists will recognize the heroine after she has turned into a pig, and they are still willing to be good to her and give birth to piglets, how romantic it is."

"..." When Tang Ping heard this, Xiaoxiao fell into silence.

He thought about it and found out that he accidentally read a few novels written by women in his previous life.

There is a book that starts with the heroine being knocked out, picking up corpses, and then the drunk and domineering president walks into the wrong door...

There is also a book where the heroine is robbed by many people in the village at the beginning, and then is robbed by even more people...