AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

He laughed:

“It’s very simple, those who are arranged to insult the heroine should not be ordinary minor characters.

"He should be the boss of some superpower!

"The chief executive of a superpower, at a national conference, in front of everyone's attention, and under the live camera, carried out the ultimate insult to the heroine!"

Cui Jiao was so surprised that her jaw was dislocated.

Tang Ping didn't react at all because he was sleeping.

The teacher from Yingda chuckled lowly, and the light shining in his eyes under the lenses could be called crazy.

"Don't be so surprised, I just let myself simulate Tang Ping, 'assuming I was Guan Ai', how I would create.

"I have studied his "Little Red Riding Hood" for a long time, and "The Frog Prince" also obtained the original video through connections. However, because the most suitable samples are only these two, there may be a deviation, but the deviation value does not exceed 10.

"I believe that if it were him, he would most likely write it like this. If he didn't write it, he must be afraid that it would be too deviant and cause surprise to friendly countries."

Cui Jiao stammered: "But, the supporting actress doesn't have that kind of strength."

If it were really written like that, wouldn’t the plot completely collapse?

Teacher Yingda shook his head and replied:

"Forcing the boss directly is impossible with the strength of the female supporting role.

“But you can change the outline and change the heroine to the president’s daughter. She wakes up from a 500-meter-long bed every day, rides a shared bicycle for one hour to get from the bedroom to the toilet, and rides a shared electric scooter for another two hours to get from the toilet to the restaurant... …

"Let's not talk about the specific setting for now. In short, the heroine is Zong Tong's daughter. The vicious supporting actress kidnapped her, turned her into a pig and hid her, and then publicly forced Zong Tong and the pig to make love——

"Oh, poor Chief Tong has no idea that that pig is her daughter!

“The whole process cannot be taken lightly and passed by in a flash. It should start from the public persecution and describe it bit by bit:

“The public’s eager anticipation for this unheard of weird thing;

“The male protagonists are anxious to find the heroine;

“The media and influencers’ relentless and pervasive sleuthing of real-time details;

“The vicious supporting actress presses on every step of the way, and the heroine falls into tragic helplessness;

"From the beginning, Mr. Tong was confident and tried to deal with it. In the end, he had to despair and discovered that the sow was his daughter...

“Ah, what could be better than such a wonderful, humanistic, absurd, and incredible plot?

"No more!"

Teacher Yingda stood up suddenly, spread his hands, and raised his head with a look of wild joy.

Cui Jiao shrank her neck in fear.

She felt that this Yingda teacher must have misunderstood Tang Ping and "Guan Ai".

Although Tang Ping's writing turned into madness, it was definitely not so...

terror!

"——Of course, these are all outlines I generated by simulating Tang Ping's writing thinking circuit."

Teacher Yingda suddenly regained his composure, sat back on the sofa, adjusted his glasses, and looked extremely calm:

"I personally don't comment on such an evil plot. I just feel that Tang Ping is indeed a 'caring' person. His thinking is very different from ordinary people. Even if I eat ten pounds of mushrooms, I can't match it."

No, I think it’s because he couldn’t eat ten pounds of fungi without you... Cui Jiao’s facial muscles were stiff.

She imagined that after writing this story, it would no longer be a matter of surprise to the allies.

It seriously affects international diplomatic relations and will be punished!

"I'll take the liberty to ask..."

Cui Jiao's voice was slightly trembling:

"The few self-entertainment works you wrote before are...?"

"Oh, most of them have not been published. The only short story that was posted anonymously on the Internet is called "Ten Men and Nine Women Surviving on a Deserted Island". Unfortunately, it is not famous. If you are willing to read it, I will be very happy." Teacher Yingda replied with a smile. road.

"...Thank you, I thought I might have heard something."

It was a dark and dirty story that could make people poke their eyes out. Cui Jiao's brain couldn't help but twitch, and she blocked her memory with pain, instinctively unwilling to recall it.

silence.

wait.

Long wait.

Teacher Yingda raised his wrist and looked at his watch:

“What time is it, and I still haven’t woken up.

"Tang Ping is really calm."

"Haha...yeah..." Cui Jiao forced a smile.

noon.

"Do you have food at home? In fact, I have done some research on cooking, mainly British food. If you don't mind it, would you like to try my cooking?"

"Yeah……"

in the afternoon.

"He's still sleeping. He really can sleep. Even the fruit bats I raise can't sleep with him."

"Ah...really...haha..."

night.

Teacher Yingda looked at Cui Jiao: "What time did he go to bed last night?"

Cui Jiao shook her head honestly: "I don't know, I went to bed very early yesterday."

I added in my mind: The door is locked.

One more thing to add: The bathroom door is also locked.

A teacher from Yingda University pondered:

"Is this his first time staying at a girl's house?"

"Probably?" Cui Jiao remembered that Tang Ping said last night that it was his first time.

But I don’t know if what I said is true or false.

"Then the reason may be known."

The Yingda teacher nodded:

"no doubt--

"Tang Ping must have felt that it was too boring to be at a girl's house. He played games all night by himself, and then fell asleep at dawn."

Cui Jiao: "?"

According to normal thinking logic, shouldn't it be the first time to stay at a girl's house? Isn't it too embarrassing to fall asleep?

"He ran with me for a long time yesterday. His body accumulated fatigue and he stayed up all night. It is normal for him to sleep until night."

The Yingda teacher stared at the sleeping Tang Ping:

"No matter what, even if he can sleep again, he should get up tonight.

"I have something very important that I must tell him clearly, so if he wakes up very late tonight, can I have the audacity to stay at your house until then?"

Without waiting for Cui Jiao to answer, he added:

"It doesn't matter if you can't. I'll just go out and wait."

He has already bought the locator. This time, Tang Ping can't escape from his grasp no matter what!

Cui Jiao: "...Is there a possibility that you can wake him up in advance?"

Any normal person, sleeping from morning to night, even if they haven't woken up yet, should be full and enter a very light sleep, and they will wake up as soon as they touch it.

"I'd love to compliment you on your intelligence, but -"

Teacher Yingda tickled Tang Ping again.

Tang Ping had no reaction and even wanted to laugh.

"Look, I can't wake up at all."

The Yingda teacher helplessly spread his hands.

Tang Ping is really a strange person. He can still sleep deeply even after sleeping for so long.

Normally, sleep modes are constantly switching between deep sleep, light sleep, rapid eye movement...

It will cycle every few 10 minutes.

Deep sleep is difficult to wake up and provides the best sleep quality.

Light sleep is easy to wake up, and the sleep quality is average.

Rapid eye movement is amazing. It means that the sleeper is dreaming, and the five senses are likely to absorb the audio vision and smell in reality and arrange them into the chaotic dream.

Specific manifestations include, obviously, the alarm clock rings first and the sleeper wakes up, but the dream first experiences a series of exciting things, and when it reaches the climax, it stops abruptly and wakes up suddenly.

It makes people wonder why they are always so unlucky. Every time they dream about something crucial, they wake up.

According to the observations of teachers at Yingda University.

Sleep from morning till night.

Tang Ping never entered the REM period even once.

He fell asleep, as if.

——No, that’s not accurate enough.

Teacher Yingda only saw that Tang Ping had not opened his eyelids.

When normal people sleep, their eyelids will unconsciously open a little, revealing their rapidly shaking eyes.

But Tang Ping slept with his eyelids tightly closed, as if they were stuck with glue.

"I really want to get him a brain wave device to see if his brain is active."

"Ah this."

Cui Jiao imagined the scene where the Yingda teacher inserted a bunch of electrodes into Tang Ping's head and observed the green fluctuations and numbers on the screen:

"It's better not to..."

Soon, late at night.

Cui Jiao has gone back to the bedroom and locked herself up to sleep.

Teacher Yingda was in the living room, a little unable to sit still.

But he still sat there, staring at Tang Ping to see how long this guy would have to sleep before he woke up.

Speaking of...

In the dead of night, Teacher Yingda suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Should we take advantage of this moment to secretly open Tang Ping's eyelids and see if his eyeballs move?

Take a look... or forget it, it would be so embarrassing if you just woke up and thought he was planning something evil.

It’s not okay not to look at it. I feel itchy and uncomfortable. I really want to satisfy my curiosity.

Think about it.

After all, the Yingda teacher could not resist the torture of curiosity.

He leaned close to Tang Ping's ear and whispered:

"Tang Ping, are you awake?

"If you don't wake up, I want to see your eyes."

Tang Ping had no reaction.

Teacher Yingda took a small breath, went to the kitchen to wash his hands with dish soap, dried them with tissue paper, stretched out his left hand, and carefully opened Tang Ping's left eyelid.