AI copywriting?All copied wrong!
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Down Syndrome Onion News: "You are very talented and sincere. I will contact you again in the future." 』
In the future, if there is a need to change public opinion, ask him to help.If there is no need, it is good to learn about brain circuits.
Inside the dazzling gaming room.
The rabbit, cat and cat looked at the private message interface and saw the red envelope of 88.88 yuan which was not big but very hot.
The little hands shrunk in the sleeves shrank, not daring to click to receive it.
She was confused.
Why would "Guan Ai" give her a red envelope?
Does it mean she did a good job?
Or reward her for her honesty?
On the bed, Tang Ping turned over and turned on AI.
Memories come up a little bit.
"Among fairy tales about lies, "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is undoubtedly one of the best."
The plot of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is very simple. If I remember correctly, it seems to be a boy... uh, a shepherd boy?
In short, he was a child, probably a herder, or maybe just an ordinary child in the village.
He was so bored that he took pleasure in shouting "The wolf is coming" even though there were no wolves, scaring everyone in the village to come out to deal with the wolf.
Once or twice, the villagers still believed him, but after too many times, the villagers were too lazy to pay attention to him. His credit among the villagers was ruined.
Then, the wolf really came.
"It's just a small amount of plot... let's see what the AI says.
"You are so caring, please help me expand a fairy tale called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". It probably tells..."
AI:
"Okay, I have understood what the fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" you want me to write is like. I will explain my understanding below, hoping it will be consistent with your expectations:"
"Once upon a time, in a remote countryside, there lived a lovely shepherd boy. 』
“Every morning he took his sheep out to pasture and brought them back to his fold at night before sunset. 』
"These days are dull and boring, and the shepherd boy will inevitably be bored. 』
"Until one day, a priest with green eyes like a hungry wolf came near the village following the scent of the sweet little boy:"
"I'd like to ask the restaurant, where is the shepherd boy?"
"(The restaurant) points to Xinghua Village in the distance. 』
Tang Ping: "?"
Wait a moment?
Chapter 160 "Wolf Cried"? ? (four thousand words)
May I ask the restaurant, where is the shepherd boy?Pointing to Xinghua Village in the distance...? !
Tang Ping choked up.
If his remaining limited Chinese poetry did not betray him.
These two sentences come from Du Fu... or Du Mu's "Qingming".
There are many rains in the Qingming season, and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
By asking where the restaurant is located, the shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village.
Because of his ability to break sentences in fancy ways, he is quite famous and has been included in Chinese textbooks for primary and secondary school students.
Tang Ping still remembers several ways to break sentences, such as the most classic one: "May I ask where the restaurant is? There is a shepherd boy, pointing to Xinghua Village in the distance."
But he had never heard of it, and he never imagined that there was a way to break up sentences, which was specially tailored for priests.
God, "Where is the shepherd boy?"
AI:
"In this way, the priest in disguise came to Xinghua Village. 』
"He spotted the shepherd boy who left early and returned late, and followed him. 』
"The cute shepherd boy has no idea that danger is coming. 』
"He only felt that the life of herding sheep every day was extremely boring and boring, and he wanted to have some fun. 』
"What's the most fun?" 』
"The shepherd boy was lying on a sheep, holding a piece of grass in his mouth and looking up at the endless blue sky. 』
"Having never read a book, his mind is empty and he can't think of anything. 』
""Child, what are you worried about?""
"A deep, magnetic voice sounded next to me. 』
"The shepherd boy was startled and turned around to see an adult he didn't recognize. 』
""I am a bard. If you have any troubles, you can tell me."
""Mr. Bard, I don't have anything to worry about. I just feel so bored."
"The priest nodded: "That's right. Let me tell you a story."
""Okay, okay, I like listening to stories the most!" The shepherd boy's eyes lit up. 』
"The priest slowly narrated: "Once upon a time, there was a king named King You of Zhou. In order to please the beauty Bao Si, he lit beacons many times and summoned the princes..."
"He told the shepherd boy the historical allusion of "Playing with the Princes by Beacon Fire", but omitted the final ending: King You of Zhou lost the trust of the princes because he teased the princes too many times. Later, he was really violated and had no one to support him. killed. 』
"The shepherd boy didn't know the second half of the story, so he was fascinated by it. It sounded so interesting. If he could, he really wished he was King You of Zhou! 』
"The priest turned around to leave, but the shepherd boy quickly grabbed the hem of his clothes and begged:"
""Mr. Bard, please tell me another story, please tell me another story!"
"The priest thought for a while and said "Okay":"
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Ah Q... He teased a nun and said to her: 'The monk can touch it, but I can't?'"
""Mr. Bard, tell me one more thing!""
"The priest thought for a while and said "Okay":"
""This is the last one. A long time ago, there was a monkey named Sun Wukong... who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and wanted to seize the throne of the Emperor of Heaven. He said: 'The emperor will take turns and come to my house next year.'"
"After telling three stories, the priest ignored the shepherd boy's repeated pleas and left. 』
"The shepherd boy returned to his boring state of herding sheep. 』
"He kept recalling these three stories, and then thinking about himself, the more he thought about it, the more excited he became. 』
""Playing with princes with beacon fire, the emperor can do it, but I can't? The emperor takes turns to do it, and I do the same, I am the emperor!"
"The shepherd boy thought so, and suddenly he had an idea. 』
"He stood up, cleared his throat, and shouted in mock panic:"
""No, the wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! The wolf is coming!"
"His shouting spread to the village, and the villagers who were plowing the fields were alerted. They picked up their farm tools and rushed over:"
"Don't be afraid, kid, we are here to save you!"
"But when the villagers arrived at the scene, they didn't see even a wolf hair. They only saw the shepherd boy sitting on the back of the sheep, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up. 』
""Hehehe, you are all fooled by me! It's so fun, so fun!"
"The villagers were so angry that they chased and beat the shepherd boy, cursed and left. 』
"The next day, the bored shepherd boy remembered yesterday's happiness again. 』
"He couldn't help but repeat the same trick and shouted again: "No, the wolf is coming! The wolf is coming! The wolf is really coming!"
"This time, although the villagers were doubtful, they still picked up their farm tools and ran over. 』
"Unfortunately, they still didn't see a single wolf hair, only the shepherd boy who was grinning from ear to ear. 』
""If you keep lying like this, we won't care about you anymore!""
"The shepherd boy didn't pay attention. 』
"On the third day, he shouted again, but this time, no matter how many times he shouted, no one came. 』
"Oh, no, the priest is here. 』
""Child, what are you worried about?"
""It's Mr. Bard!" The shepherd boy hurriedly told the priest what he had done. 』
"The priest listened silently, his breathing gradually became heavier, and his expression gradually became distorted. 』
"Oh, poor child, there is a demon lurking inside you that makes you take pleasure in telling lies to fool others."
"The priest took off his disguise, revealing his clothes, and his thick brown and black chest hair. He was so excited that he looked like a drooling and panting werewolf:"
"But don't be afraid, I will let it out of your body!"
"The shepherd boy discovered that the person telling him the story was not a bard, but a priest! 』
"He immediately realized what he was about to face and shouted for help in a panic: "Help, help, the priest is here!""
"The villagers in Xinghua Village heard it, but they all smiled contemptuously. 』
""Knowing that 'The wolf is coming' can no longer deceive us, you change your words to shouting 'The priest is coming'. Are we going to do the same thing twice?"
"The priest also smiled ferociously and said: "Scream, scream, even if your throat is broken by shouting, no one will come to save you!"
"The priest fulfilled his purpose, and the shepherd boy shed tears of regret. 』
"...(End of story)"
Tang Ping: "Uh."
general.
Average, nothing new.
"Is there anything more unexpected?"
AI:
"We are revising it for you to make it even more unexpected..."
"The priest came to Xinghua Village and followed the shepherd boy. 』
"When he arrived at a place with no one nearby, he couldn't wait to show up, blowing snow-white breath from his nostrils:"
""Hey hey hey, cute little boy, you are mine!""
"The shepherd boy was frightened and shouted for help: "Help, the priest is here, the priest is here, the priest is here!""
"The villagers who were plowing heard the cry for help and rushed up with farm tools: "Damn devil, get out of his body - wait, where is the priest?"
""The priest has escaped!" the shepherd boy pointed in one direction and said in shock. 』
"The villagers did not see the priest at all, but believed that the shepherd boy was not lying, so they went home cursing. 』
"Not long after they left, they heard the shepherd boy shouting in panic: "Help, the priest is here again!""
"They picked up the guy again and rushed over. This time they saw the priest's back holding up his pants and running away. 』
""Damn devil, stay away from him!""
"The priest realized that if this continued, it would be difficult for him to achieve his goal. 』
"He decided to change his strategy. 』
"In the evening, the shepherd boy, who was fully vigilant, saw the vague figure of the priest in the distance. 』
"He immediately and calmly gestured to the villagers who were ambushing nearby to surround him. 』
"The well-prepared villagers picked up their hoes and pitchforks, formed a circle, and gradually narrowed the battle line. 』
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