AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"God Pen Horse?

"Why did Ma Liang get the magic pen, and what did he draw with the magic pen? Dragons? And what else?"

Tang Ping thought for a long time.

Finally gave up.

I can't remember a single fairy tale.

But he thought of a bunch of dragon pictures.

Let's think about "Sleeping Beauty". The plot and characters are relatively simple.

"Infertility, ask God to give a child, a princess is born, twelve ancestral witches, no, twelve witches give blessings, and an evil witch curses...

"Being stabbed, sleeping, the royal city has been stagnant for a hundred years, princes are rushing over, dead and wounded everywhere... Anor Londo? Two princes? Where are you thinking?"

Until I finally put the story of "Sleeping Beauty" together in my mind, ensuring that even if the details are occasionally biased, the overall direction is correct.

Tang Ping finally let out a long sigh of relief.

"Care for your classmates, this and that, I leave it to you."

AI:

"Okay, I have understood what kind of fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty" you want me to write. I will explain my understanding below, and I hope it is consistent with your expectations:"

"Once upon a time, there was a cold northern kingdom. The king and queen had been infertile for many years and prayed to heaven for a child. 』

Tang Ping looked at it, vaguely feeling that the beginning looked familiar.

AI: "Perhaps God responded to their pleas. A frog jumped out and said: "Quack, don't worry, you will have a daughter soon!"

Um?frog?North?

AI: "Sure enough, the king and queen soon got a daughter through surrogacy, and they were pregnant in nine months.Her hair is as white as snow and her eyes are as red as roses——』

"Are you leaving it here to make a big skewer?"

The AI ​​lags for two seconds.

Delete the last half of the sentence and re-enter it.

AI: "Her hair is as black as black sesame seeds and her eyes are as blue as lake water." 』

White is replaced with black, red is replaced with blue, all are replaced with opposite colors, right?

AI:

"The king was very happy. He held a big banquet and invited relatives and friends to celebrate his daughter's birthday. 』

"What is particularly noteworthy is that he invited witches from the country.There are thirteen witch-men, but only twelve golden plates, so one is not one of them. 』

"The twelve witches who received the invitation made fun of the witches who did not receive the invitation:"

"We are going to attend an awesome party. All the witches in the kingdom have been invited. Guess who hasn't been invited?"

""you!""

Tang Ping: "..."

This AI is dead.

It’s really just old and new skewers.

AI:

"The witch who was collectively humiliated by the twelve witches was very angry and decided to take revenge and show some shame to the guys who humiliated her. 』

"The banquet was full of guests, singing and dancing. It was very lively. Everyone had a great time. 』

"At the end, the twelve witches came forward one after another with tipsy smiles on their faces to bless the newborn princess. 』

"The first witch blessing: "I wish you lots of money in the future and smooth sailing in your career."

"The second witch blessed: "I wish you will get married in the future and live a long life together."

"The third witch's blessing: "I wish you grow up and learn, and that you may be as beautiful as a jade, a pearl, a goddess, and a master of pen writing.""

"The fourth witch, the fifth witch, the sixth witch..."

"They blessed her one after another. The princess is talented, intelligent and strong, has perfect sports performance, is good at singing and dancing, has keen and meticulous six senses, and has good luck to win every battle..."

"I blessed eleven witches in succession, just as the last witch stepped forward with a smile and wanted to give the princess the last blessing. 』

"Arrogant three-part laughter sounded in the palace, and the only witch who was not invited appeared on the stage with a strong wind. 』

"She was condescending and cursed the princess:"

""I hope she gets pricked by a needle and dies on the spot when she is 15 years old!"

"She said with a crooked mouth, and before anyone could react, she rode the strong wind and left. 』

“The whole place was in shock, the king and queen were in panic, not knowing what to do. 』

"In the chaos, the last witch stood up with a smile and comforted them and said:"

""Although I can't make this curse invalid, I can make it weaker."

"After she finished speaking, she blessed the princess: "I wish you a long life. If you are pricked by a needle, you will only fall asleep for a hundred years."

"Later, the king was deeply afraid that the precious little princess would be pricked by needles, so he ordered the destruction of all needles in the country, even the firing pins that were so big that "you call this a needle?" were no exception. 』

"The princess is growing up day by day in the care of her."She is beautiful, smart and gentle, and is the happiest girl in the world surrounded by the blessings of the twelve witches. 』

"But when I was 15 years old, one day, the king and queen went abroad for a visit. In order to prevent the princess from being accidentally pricked by a needle in a foreign country, she deliberately stayed in her own country where there were no needles. 』

"The princess was playing in the palace. The palace was too big and the place where she usually stayed was too small. She got lost at home without knowing it. 』

"She walked and walked in the palace, going around and around, going around and around, getting more and more remote, becoming more and more silent and lonely, which made her scared from the bottom of her heart. 』

"No, I need to find someone quickly, ask for directions, and then decide whether to go back or continue exploring."

"The princess quickened her pace and explored aimlessly. Somehow, she came around to a creek and saw an old woman. 』

"Her eyes lit up and she quickly stepped forward to ask:"

"Grandma, may I ask—hey, what are you doing?"

""I'm grinding a needle." The old lady replied while sharpening the iron pestle. 』

""Grinding a needle?" The princess looked at the iron pestle in surprise, "How is this possible? It is so big and the needle is so small."

"Although she has never touched needles, she has seen them in books. 』

"As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle." The old woman replied, staring at the princess with a smile and a sinister look in her eyes. 』

Chapter 163 "Sleeping Beauty"? ? (four thousand words)

Tang Ping: "?"

what?

Can this perform "The Iron Pestle Grinds the Needle" brilliantly?

Tang Ping couldn't help but be shocked, and then he was even more shocked when he thought about it carefully:

In the original story, Li Bai, who was naughty as a child and skipped class to go to school... met an old woman grinding an iron pestle by the stream.

I was moved by the old woman's famous saying, "As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle." I went back to study hard and make progress every day, becoming a generation of poetry immortals.

When he first learned this allusion, like other students, he was confused by one question:

Is this old woman stupid, because she doesn’t know how to buy embroidery needles when she’s short of them?If you don't have the money to sell the iron pestle and buy it, wouldn't it be smarter than slowly grinding it with a big iron rod?

But if the background is set in the Northern Kingdom where needles are banned nationwide, and the old woman is regarded as the No. 13 witch who wants to kill the princess...

Everything makes sense!

The only problem is, Tang Ping vaguely remembered:

The thing that pricked the princess in the original article does not seem to be a needle.

AI:

"The princess was instinctively frightened, and her sixth sense blessed by the witch was trembling, keeping her away from this old woman. 』

"But the surroundings were desolate and lonely, and except for the old lady, there was no one else to ask for directions." 』

"The princess swallowed her saliva and asked the old lady how to go back. At the same time, she tightened her body and prepared to escape. 』

"The old lady picked up the iron pestle and pointed it to the upper reaches of the stream. 』

"The princess politely thanked her and hurried up to escape from the old woman.Once out of sight of the old lady, he immediately changed direction and trotted all the way downstream. 』

“She was running and saw a clock tower. 』

"I quickly walked in, and there was already a circle of people inside. They looked at the person lying on the ground and talked about it. 』

""What happened?" asked the princess. 』

"A man died. There were many needle holes in his body, as if he had been stabbed to death by needles, but there should be no needles in our country." A passerby next to him wondered. 』

"Maybe he was not stabbed to death by a needle, but by a thorn, such as a fish bone spur. The effect may be similar to that of a needle." Another passerby, B, tried to explain. 』

"Using fish bones and bone spurs to replace the function of needles is an alternative method after the domestic ban on needles. 』

"However, because there is still a risk of being used as a needle, it is only used privately on a small scale. 』

"My guess is that people who intend to subvert the country are trying to use thorns to pretend to be needles to mislead us and scare us. But it is obvious that whether you use thorns or needles, it is almost impossible to kill someone silently. ." Passerby C said. 』

"Passerby A: "Is it possible that he is not actually dead, but just fell into a deep sleep like the legend?"

"Passenger B: "How is that possible? Do you think he is the legendary princess?"

"Listening to everyone's discussion, the princess couldn't help but be curious. 』

""What legendary princess?" she asked. 』

"The passers-by replied:"

"Oh, to put it simply, there was once a little princess who was born. Eleven witches gave her beautiful blessings, but only No. 13 witch gave her a vicious curse."

""The witch cursed her that she would be pricked by a needle at the age of 15 and fall to the ground and die immediately."

"Fortunately, Witch No. 12 has not given her blessing yet. She changed her blessing and wished that the princess would not die even if she was pricked by a needle, but would only fall into a hundred years of sleep and a hundred years of loneliness."

"So, the king ordered a search for needles across the country and destroyed them intensively. It was hard to find a single needle in the whole country."

"It's because of this that our country doesn't have a single needle and can only use thorns to replace it."

"Several people were talking over each other, and one of the passers-by suddenly said "Hey" and stared at the princess who was getting pale and panicked:"

""You look familiar?"

""Wait, you are the princess!""

"The princess was about to explain when she suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind. 』

"She was startled, turned around instinctively, and saw the old woman who was sharpening the iron pestle by the stream not long ago, standing at the door with an expressionless face. 』

"The old lady walked in slowly, closed the door, and locked it. 』

""What are you going to do?" the princess asked in panic. 』

"In front of everyone, the old lady took out a freshly ground needle, raised it and looked at it, with a look of reminiscence on her face:"

""It's such a nostalgic story. It's true that I went from sharpening the iron pestle by hand to grinding the iron pestle with a machine tool. Modern industry is good. I don't know how long it takes to polish it by hand, but the machine tool can grind it in minutes."

"The princess' pretty face turned pale as she realized something. 』

"She stepped back, and everyone hurriedly gathered in front of her:"

""If you want to attack the princess, just step over us!""

"But the old lady didn't come forward. She looked at the princess, showing her leaky front teeth, and her smile was so twisted with excitement that it was ferocious. 』

"She has finally waited for this day. 』

""Whether I prick you or not, you're done!""

"With lightning speed, she took out a blowpipe, put the needle in it, puffed up her cheeks and blew it out. 』

"A strong wind suddenly blew up in the room, and everyone was blown around by the wind. The needle took advantage of the strong wind to break through the encirclement, and as the princess looked at her in fear, it pierced her neck. 』

"The curse finally became a reality and the princess fell into a deep sleep. 』