I'm so embarrassed to say this...

Tang Ping typed in response.

Stop screaming, it makes my head grow bigger: "(Hey.jpg)"

Play stupid.

When in doubt, act stupid.

Hey God Chika-senpai will fool you.

……

That night, Tang Ping received the manuscript that had been fine-tuned by editor Jie Ao.

In the afternoon of the next day, Tang Ping received good news: The manuscript of "Sleeping Beauty" has been completed, and the manuscript fee is 390 per thousand words.

It's a lot lower than "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf", but it's still quite high.

I just don’t know, considering the special nature of Editor Jie Ao, how much of it is for the editor’s sake...

After experiencing toilet bugging, Tang Ping thought this way.

Late at night the next day, editor Jieao sent an account notification:

『明日起到7号请假,非必要不上线,有什么事等正常工作时间(8号开始的9:00到次日1:00)再说。如果有急事,请打电话联系。』

On the third day, in the morning.

Tang Ping smiled and waved to Editor Jieao:

"Hey, Brother Jie, what a coincidence, you come to tighten the screws too."

Li Aojie looked at the factory behind him and at Tang Ping, who was already wearing rustic factory clothes.

Under the gold-rimmed glasses, it was difficult to hide the look of astonishment:

"W-why are you here?"

"To be honest, I bribed your maid with a bag of potato chips. After she accepted it with satisfaction, she told me your plan to enter the factory."

Tang Pingxi said:

"Originally I didn't plan to come, but after thinking about it, I felt that no matter what happened, it was all because of me, and I had just graduated from high school and had nothing to do, so I was idle.

"I'm here to experience life with you."

Chapter 165 "The Three Little Pigs"? (four thousand words)

Tang Ping was the first to be arrested...

Ah no.

Tang Ping was the first to be captured.

At that time, he entered the workshop and was learning advanced screw-driving techniques from the master on the production line. Suddenly, he noticed that someone was looking at him again and again, and they were whispering to the people next to him.

"Hey, look at him, does he look like that person?"

"It seems like that? It can't be possible..."

"Fuck, Tang Ping!"

Tang Ping didn't hear the sound and felt that something was not right, but the master told him to listen attentively, so he had no time to care.

Until an employee quietly picked up his phone.

He was captured.

"Brother Jie, don't make yourself look so stylish when you go to work tomorrow."

"what happened?"

"You were secretly photographed by a little girl."

"Huh?" Li Aojie raised his head and looked in the direction of Tang Ping's mouth.

Sure enough, I saw a little girl about the same age as Tang Ping, pretending to play with her mobile phone.

He looked calm and composed, tapping his fingers on the screen as if he was chatting and fishing.

But I forgot to turn off the flash just now.

Tang Ping said quietly:

"You act like you came into the factory to find the factory girl."

There are indeed such people.

I feel that the factory girl is young and naive, and she enters the factory with an impure purpose. She makes herself look handsome and stands out among a group of factory boys who are not good at dressing up.

Li Aojie, who now has a shiny black back, high-end gold-rimmed glasses, a long-term fitness routine and a strong body, and who is serious and meticulous in screwing, looks like one of them.

Li Aojie lowered his head and glanced at the electric screwdriver in his hand.

"I'm here to drive screws.

"It is important to maintain your own image. No matter how the external environment changes, unless you have no choice, it is always good to make yourself look good."

"Then you are really strict about self-discipline. Sometimes I go out to pick up express delivery while holding on to the chicken coop." Tang Ping said.

Just as he was talking, he was flashed again by a flashlight not far away.

Tang Ping thought for two seconds, then leaned over to open his backpack, took out a black hood, and put it on under Li Aojie's surprised gaze.

Then continue driving the screws.

"Why are you wearing this?" Li Aojie couldn't help but ask.

And why do you have a black hood in your backpack?

Ready to rob?

Tang Ping replied:

"In order to prevent your photos and videos from being posted online, 'Help, a handsome guy has come to our factory!' He became popular because of his good looks and included me. I put on a mask first to be on the safe side."

He no longer wants to be famous online.

As soon as I wrote "Black Mermaid", it was already developing into an abstract symbol on the Internet.

If you show up a few more times, maybe you will become a 100% participating writer. "Be honest, you will be involved in every hot event!"

Li Aojie fell into a long exam.

"Is this going to happen?"

"With your academic qualifications, I can't say. But if your academic qualifications are lower, then I would dare to make a judgment."

After Tang Ping finished speaking, he paused:

"Speaking of which, this job really makes people want to create. But after working for more than an hour, my mind is already full of stories."

"Oh?" Li Aojie perked up: "Is the effect so significant?"

"Yeah, it's so obvious."

Tang Ping curled his lips.

boring.

Sitting on this assembly line, listening to the hum of the electric drill and mechanically screwing screws into the screw holes, it was so boring that my thoughts were misty.

Mechanical repetition without difficulty is the easiest way to empty your brain.

When the master was teaching him just now, he casually said that there was a strong wind a while ago, and the roof of the factory next door was blown away, and a lot of equipment was also swept away.

The wind is blowing... blowing the roof...

The three little pigs?

Tang Ping followed the vine and basically remembered the story of "The Three Little Pigs":

The three little pigs each built a house. The first two were of poor quality and were a shoddy project that would fall down as soon as the big bad wolf came.

The third little pig built a solid structure that the big bad wolf couldn't blow down.

——It’s probably that simple.

"Care, care, care, hurry up and write "The Three Little Pigs" to relieve your fatigue."

AI:

"Okay, I have understood what the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs" you want me to write is like. I will explain my understanding below, and I hope it is consistent with your expectations:"

"Once upon a time, there lived three pigs in a mountain village. 』

"The first little pig looks a bit abstract, with pink skin and is called Peppa Pig. 』

"The second little pig was Marshal Tianpeng and led an army of [-] people. 』

"The third little pig is very powerful and domineering, and is super strong in the decathlon. 』

"Finally all eyes turned to me and asked me who I was. I looked in the mirror and said I was-"

"Can't catch the sheep and the gray wolf!"Can't catch the sheep and the gray wolf! 』

"Why am I here? Did I go to the wrong set?" 』

"Grasp--"

"Stop, stop."

Tang Ping urgently stopped the AI.

Why are you still singing?

AI: "In English, "The Three Little Pigs" is a fairy tale and a nursery rhyme. 』

"But this is Chinese, a little more serious. It only tells fairy tales. And you, this is not a nursery rhyme."

AI:

"Okay, just fairy tales:"

"Once upon a time, there was a remote mountain village. In the village lived a mother pig and her three little pigs. 』

"Mother Pig worked extremely hard to raise the three little pigs into adults, but it was so tiring for a mother to raise three babies that she could no longer hold on. 』

"Finally one day, after preparing the last supper, she had to say to the three little pigs:"

""Mom can't do it anymore. You have grown up and it's time to be independent."

""After you finish this meal, hurry up and go and build your new home.""

""You are no longer in this family, there is no place for you.""

"Just like that, the three little pigs became monks." 』

"The first little pig took a few pieces of cloth and a few wooden frames, and built a tent in the wild. 』

"Haha, with a tent, I have a home that can protect me from the wind and rain. It's also a mobile model, so I can move it wherever I want to sleep. It's super convenient!"

"When the second little pig saw the big brother's tent, he shook his head. 』

"How can this be considered a home? We don't even have electricity, so we have to borrow it from others."

"It thought for a moment, then had an idea. It took a few pieces of iron sheet and built itself a simple container house. 』

"Hoho, with the container and the electricity, it's not much more convenient to live in than a tent."

"After looking at the second child's house, the eldest brother felt that his tent was not as good as a container. 』

"The third little pig thought about it, feeling that it was still a little bad, and thinking about making a better one. 』

"Forget it, isn't it great? It's just a house. Let's live like this for now." said the second little pig. 』

"The first little pig also said:"

""Let's just trust the second child's judgment.""

"The third little pig thought for a long time and finally rejected the suggestions of the eldest and second eldest pig. 』

“It thought hard and finally had the idea to take a van and change it into a small RV. 』

""It's easy to move around. It has electricity but needs to be recharged. Although you need to go to a public toilet to go to the toilet, it's pretty good."

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