AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

Perhaps those who are proficient in iron crotch skills are more attractive?

AI:

"The prince ended the random sampling inquiry with a very depressed mood. 』

"He felt that just half an hour of communicating with several suspected princesses had almost cured his depression. 』

"But it will definitely not work if we continue like this. 』

"Or, just find someone who looks decent, show that she is the princess of the Soybean Kingdom, and directly stand up for justice? 』

"But if you do that, if the big rice country gets caught, they will send an envoy with the real princess of the soybean country and say to them:"

""Your soybean country's subjugated princess is fake, but our soybean country's subjugated princess is the real one."

"The majesty of their King Kong Kingdom will be wiped out, and he will also make Her Majesty the Queen lose face." 』

"And he himself will become a shame and a joke, and will never be able to inherit Her Majesty's throne and be promoted from prince to king. 』

"The prince clenched his fists and strengthened his determination. 』

"He must find the real subjugated princess of the Soybean Kingdom for his noble Queen Mother, Her Majesty the Queen of the Kongo Kingdom who sits on the Iron Throne!" 』

"The prince asked around for advice and got the answer from his staff:"

"The princesses of the Soybean Kingdom are all proficient in the water magic of "spreading beans to make soldiers". They can breed soybeans and scatter thousands of troops with the power of one person. This was the foundation of the Soybean Kingdom. 』

"Whoever masters this water magic of "throwing beans and forming soldiers" will be the real princess of the soybean country. 』

"The prince suddenly realized it and quickly summoned the conquered princesses of the Soybean Kingdom one by one again, asking them to use "Spreading Beans to Create an Army". 』

"But most of you princesses of the soybean country are in a difficult situation. 』

"Princess Broad Bean said: "Your Highness, when the Soybean Kingdom fell, I was still young and had not yet learned the water magic of 'Throwing Beans to Create an Army'."

"Princess Potato said: "Your Highness, although I once mastered the water magic of 'Throwing Beans and Making Soldiers', I have never had the opportunity to try it out for more than ten years, and I have long forgotten it."

"Princess Cowpea said: "Your Highness, although I have mastered the method of 'spreading beans to form soldiers', I have not forgotten that I once tried to scatter a bunch of bean soldiers and step on sour cowpeas with me. But the bean soldiers did not have athlete's foot, and the diners were all To say this is sour and refreshing is not authentic."』

"Princess Maodou said: "Your Highness, I have mastered the method of 'spreading beans to form soldiers', and I have not forgotten it. I use it every day - the workers on the assembly line of my factory are all the soldiers that I have scattered. They don't need to eat, drink or rest for a day. You work 24 hours a day and don’t need to be paid, so it’s great to spread the beans and become an army!”』

"Princess Hongdou said: "In order to prevent my partners from being afraid, my bean soldiers don't have to work. They just bring me mouthwash tea, pour foot wash water and massage my whole body in private, and reward me together every night."

"Princess Bean said: "Throwing beans makes an army... Your Majesty, I must remind you that since the big rice country replaced the soybean country, sowing beans and making an army has been ignored by the big rice country. But in other words, the big rice country The prince possesses this water magic."』

"Princess Bean's words awaken the dreamer. 』

"I must remind you to be wary of anyone who proposes to use this method to identify the 'real princess of the soybean country.' She may be the dog food of the big rice country." After Princess Bean finished speaking, the prince looked thoughtful. Zhong got up and left. 』

"After leaving, Princess Bean was very happy to wipe away the cold sweat. Fortunately, he was very smart and diverted the topic in time. Otherwise, he would have been eliminated by the prince if he was not the real princess of the Soybean Kingdom. 』

Tang Ping: "..."

Let’s not talk about why the story has been going on for so long, and the Princess and the Pea has not yet appeared.

Reward yourself with bean soldiers at night. Is this something you can say in a fairy tale?

AI:

"His Royal Highness, who was reminded by Princess Bean, fell into a long test. 』

"Princess Bean is right. The big rice country taught the fake soybean country "spreading beans to make an army". This possibility exists. This method of identification has sinister intentions, and the person who proposed it is deserving of death. . 』

"His Royal Highness the Prince called his servants and said: "Go and tell the staff member who made the suggestion that the sycamore flowers in his hometown are blooming, and then let him go to the guillotine to worship his ancestors."

"Then clenched your fists. 』

"If no one else can be trusted, they may be bribed by the dog food of the big rice country. Then the only one who can be trusted is Her Majesty the Queen." 』

"Although I can't handle such a small matter well and need to go to Her Majesty the Queen, it's very embarrassing. 』

"But Her Majesty the Queen is her biological mother. If you are in trouble, go to your mother." 』

"The old man is not shabby. 』

"His Royal Highness goes to see Her Majesty the Queen. 』

"After hearing the problem, Her Majesty the Queen, who is good at writing and martial arts, pondered for a moment, rolled her eyes, and came up with a solution:"

""You do this first, then that, and then... do you understand?"

"His Royal Highness the Prince is overjoyed. It's like he has found a treasure. With this good recipe, why worry about not being able to screen out the real princess of the Soybean Kingdom?" 』

"He left the palace with the method given by Her Majesty the Queen. When he returned, he announced to all the subjugated princesses that a cruel and life-threatening selection would be held tomorrow. Only the real subjugated princesses of the Soybean Kingdom could pass the test intact. Refining. 』

"Having heard that it was a cruel selection process and that they might even lose their lives, many of the fake princesses who were subjugated were so frightened that they retreated. 』

"But there are still many fake princesses who came because they had missions. Their duties did not allow them to retreat, so they insisted on participating in the selection. 』

"They were invited to stay overnight to rest and recuperate until tomorrow's selection. 』

"At night, dark clouds covered the moon, and it rained heavily. 』

"A soaked woman knocked on the door and came in, claiming that she was the Princess Pea of ​​Soybean Country and wanted to participate in the selection. 』

"The maid and the housekeeper laughed when they saw her embarrassed appearance. This was the seventh Princess and Pea they had heard of. 』

"However, they still let the Princess and the Pea in, filled her with a bathtub of hot water to warm her body, fed her a delicious dinner, served her well, and sent her to the bedroom. 』

"The maid said: "Enjoy this last peaceful night. Starting tomorrow, you will fall into the abyss."

"The steward said: "Of course, if you still want to live, it's still too late to regret and quit now."

"Princess Bean jumped out and said: "Hey, it's hell ahead!"

"But Princess Pea has made up her mind. She must participate in this selection to prove that she is the only and true princess of the Soy Country..."

Chapter 87 "Fantasy·Princess and the Pea"! ! ! (four thousand words)

AI:

"Like all lost princesses, Princess and the Pea fell asleep. 』

"She slept on a bed filled with twenty mattresses and twenty soft quilts. This bed was so soft that it was like marshmallows in the sky. It made her dream of the warm home she once had. 』

"It is said that in order to prevent the subjugated princess from suffering, His Highness the Prince specially purchased high-end bedding for nobles. It comes from Princess Hongdou...'s civilian affordable bedding company." 』

"I'll kill that guy who took the kickback, too." His Highness the Prince said to his personal attendant. 』

"Late at night. 』

"A shrill scream suddenly woke up all the sleeping princesses. 』

""What happened?""

"Every princess who has lost her country is at a loss, but not very frightened. 』

"Has the selection already started?"But isn't it tomorrow? A surprise selection tonight? 』

"The princesses of the subjugated country lay anxiously on their beds and waited. 』

"Fortunately, soon, a maid came running to tell me:"

""Don't worry, the selection didn't start in advance, it's like this...""

"It turns out that there was a princess who fell from the country and liked to turn over when sleeping. The bed was piled high and there were no guardrails. She fell from the super high bed and died on her head with a "boom!" 』

"The maid who was guarding outside her door heard the commotion, opened the door and looked inside, and was immediately frightened and let out a shrill scream. 』

Tang Ping: "..."

what?

Could something like this still happen?

He first thought it was outrageous, what the hell was AI writing?

But then I thought about it, twenty mattresses and twenty quilts on the bed...

I'm afraid this bed is high, so I need a ladder to climb up, right?

AI:

"The maid comforted the frightened princesses of the subjugated country and told them not to worry and to continue sleeping. 』

"But the princesses of the subjugated country were too frightened to sleep. 』

"They couldn't imagine that if they rolled over in their sleep and rolled out of bed, would they also suddenly fall to death with a "Boom!"? 』

""Please give us a ladder, put us down, and let us sleep on the floor! We really don't dare to sleep so high." Many princesses of the subjugated country begged. 』

"They can accept dying during the selection process, but they cannot accept turning over in sleep before the selection and throwing themselves to death." 』

"That's too stupid! 』

"But the maid didn't dare to agree to them:"

""His Royal Highness has asked you to sleep on a bed with twenty mattresses and twenty quilts. Neither we nor you can disobey him."

"Princess and Pea wanted to lie down and continue sleeping, but suddenly she felt something was wrong. 』

"The bed was too high because it was too soft, and there was a big nest in the middle. If she hadn't been petite, her waist would have been broken if she slept in it. How could she have fallen to death so easily?" 』

"Princess Pea was suddenly shocked! 』

"Ignoring the maid's dissuasion, she climbed out of bed grabbing the edges of the layers of quilts and mattresses without using a ladder, and said loudly:"

"Please take me to the crime scene. She may not have died from a fall in her dream, but from murder!"

""What?!" Everyone who heard it was shocked. 』

"The Princess and the Pea gave a strong order to a maid: "Please lead the way for me!"

"The maid felt a familiar yet unfamiliar aura of a superior, and subconsciously agreed, leading Princess Pea to the crime scene. 』

"They quickly arrived at the bedroom where the crime occurred. Fortunately, the body was still there and no one touched her. 』

"But right in front of the body, a person who looked familiar to Princess Pea was squatting with his back to the door, reaching for the body. 』

"This person is none other than Princess Bean who advised her, "There is hell ahead"! 』

""Stop!" Princess Pea stopped him and stepped forward quickly. 』

"Princess Bean paused her hands, turned around and looked at her doubtfully. 』

""Why are you here?""

""I'll check the crime scene.""

"As Princess Pea spoke, she squatted down and inspected every inch of the deceased's body with sharp eyes. 』

""Do you also think that she didn't fall to death in her dream, but was killed?" Princess Bean was very surprised and introduced:"

""She was the Potato Princess, a popular author. I speculated that maybe she was killed by angry readers because she wrote three books in a row using the same outline."

"Princess Pea ignored him. She felt the familiar wet breath of water magic on the dead body. 』

""It's like spreading beans to make soldiers. Someone used bean soldiers to kill her at night!"

""What?" "Oh my God!" "How is this possible?!" The people watching gradually exclaimed. 』

"Princess Pea closed her eyes, felt carefully, stood up and opened up the quilts and mattresses layer by layer, and said to Princess Bean: "Come help!"

"The two of them lifted up layer after layer of quilts and mattresses. Finally, at the bottom of the mattress and directly above the bed board, a soybean was lying flat. 』

""This is the murder weapon! Someone secretly scattered a soybean in the room, turned into a bean soldier at night, killed Princess Potato, and then hid here!"

"Princess Pea judged this, but Princess Bean keenly noticed that the almost bloodless face of a maid suddenly turned even paler. 』

""You seem to know something?" he asked. 』

"The maid looked away in panic at first, shaking her head and timidly denying.It wasn't until everyone saw that she was abnormal that she finally broke down and cried, telling the truth she knew:"

"Princess Potato tossed and turned for a long time and couldn't sleep. She said something hard and round was touching her. I said it was impossible. I made this bed. I also secretly lay on it. It was absolutely soft. …”』

"There is no doubt that these words, even if they have nothing to do with each other, make it appear that this maid is an accomplice of the murderer, or even the murderer himself. 』

"That's why she's so scared. 』

""That is to say, this soybean has been there from the beginning." Princess Pea said thoughtfully. 』

"It's possible that the maid didn't notice. 』

"It is impossible for normal people to feel that there is a tiny soybean under twenty layers of mattresses and twenty layers of quilts. 』

"Even a princess who has been pampered since childhood would not have such a sensitive body. 』