Terra Hotline, crime simulator

Mikey stood up a little boredly. At this moment, he heard a lot of footsteps outside the temple.

"This villain is here!"

"Arrest him!"

"No, just kill him!"

The villagers filed in. The people in the painting were holding various farm tools such as hoes and pitchforks in their hands. It seemed that they were serious this time.

"Hey,

How about we talk about it, what happened before was actually just a joke, haha, do you like this joke? "

Mikey winked at the young monk next to him again:

"Saga, please help me. After we get out, I will allow you to go to my Rhode Island to beg for food."

"Hey, I dare to ask why the fellow villagers treat this donor like this?"

Saga sighed, it seemed that she still had to participate in these bad things.

"He just molested Shopkeeper Li!"

"My domestic cloud beast gave birth to a deformed child with three heads after seeing him!"

"This guy is a plague. When he comes, the food in the village becomes moldy!"

"...!!"

Mikey was stunned, and then he protested strongly:

"Hey! You bunch of unruly people, I only agree with the first point!"

"So this benefactor, you did molest the shopkeeper Li in this town? That little monk can't help you."

Upon hearing this, Saga immediately moved three positions away from Mikey.

"Wait, is this the crux of the matter?"

"I wish you good luck, donor. The young monk still needs to ring the town bell."

After saying that, Saga picked up his bowl and evacuated the scene quickly.

"..."

Mikey took a step back, and the group of villagers with fierce looks on their faces took a step forward. He had no choice but to pick up the wooden fish on the ground and use it as a weapon to protect himself.

"This is going to hurt a lot."

...........

He turned around and slashed the neck, hitting a villager's neck 360 degrees. He swung forward and attacked the back of the head, making a dent in the back of the unlucky guy's head.

He swept back and cut the throat, using the sharp fragments of the wooden fish to slit the throat of the peasant woman who wanted to attack him. The blood stained the pillars of the temple. Then he lunged with his back hand and stabbed the wooden fish dagger into the heart of another young man.

He raised his arms to block, blocked the opponent's hoe, pulled out the wooden fish dagger from the corpse, charged up the force and stabbed it into the jaw, directly piercing Tianling Gai, his brain opened wide, and his brains spilled all over the floor.

He grabbed an old farmer by the neck, smashed his head onto a stone statue, and cracked his eyeballs. He hit the little girl who wanted to hug him from behind with a backhand hook, causing her teeth to fly.

He rolled over his back and kicked the little boy who was waiting for an opportunity to fly more than five meters away. He fell to the ground and lost his breath. Then he rolled forward to dodge the sneak attack of the pitchfork, and then used leg amputation to kick the opponent. His calves were kicked into a V shape.

"Woo...Mom...I'm afraid..."

Finally, Mikey mentioned the little girl who just said he was a pervert, transformed into Tyson, and punched her cute little round face with various punches, smashing her face into the size of a pig's head, causing a bone-crushing effect. After that, throw it aside.

"Huhu... I haven't exercised in a long time... Also, this is really just a joke..."

Seeing the corpses strewn around him, Mikey, who was unharmed, wiped the blood from his face and took a rest.

[I didn’t expect you, a newborn, to have quite high combat effectiveness. If...]

"If I follow the process, I should be fighting Ajiao, saving the villagers from fire and water, and then discover the news that they can come back to life the next day, and finally find out the truth about Poshan Town... Okay , shut up, she’s finally here.”

Although there is no Mr. Crowbar, he clearly remembers the fighting skills of all generations so far.

"Good skills? Who sent you here? Is it the Heavenly Master? Or other government forces in Dayan?"

Xi appeared at this time, and she appeared in her scroll.

The expression on her face was uncertain, and the red sword in her hand dragged a string of constantly changing ink on the ground, making it difficult to distinguish between reality and virtuality.

"Actually, it's your sister Nian. She wants to invite you to shoot an action movie. I am the male protagonist. How do you think my action just now can be rated? I never fake it."

Mikey waved the blood on his fist. The Xi in front of him was probably not real, but some kind of illusion. He continued to ask:

"I thought you would use pen and ink weapons, or is the sword in your hand your pen and ink?"

"There is something special about that. Using an inkstone as a sheath, you can study the spring and autumn; using a pen as a sword, you can paint ghosts and gods. But dealing with you really gives me a headache."

Xi in front of her gently waved her sword, but her movements were like dancing with a large brush. The surrounding scene changed rapidly, smell, hearing, taste... Along with her movements, Mikey All the senses in the body are quickly dissipating.

"I wanted to destroy this painting, but for guys like you, I decided to customize a new one for you. Be careful, if you get stuck, you won't be able to get out."

Chapter 2 Seventy: Mikey’s Adventure in Paintings ([-])

Around five o'clock in the afternoon, Longmen Guards Bureau.

"Mikey, after get off work, let's go to the food stall and have a drink together! I'll treat you!"

"Okay Sister Xiong, then I'll call the guys from Penguin Logistics. I won't come back until I'm drunk today!"

Mikey, who had just gotten off work from the Longmen Guards Bureau, received Xingxiong's invitation. He nodded and agreed with a smile on his face.

As a time traveler, Mikey graduated from a rap band in his previous life and was forced to work on the assembly line of an electronics factory. Then he died inexplicably, whether from illness or starvation. It didn't matter. In short, he wore

After crossing the border, I came to a game world full of beast-eared girls.

At first, when he first traveled here, he was not accustomed to everything here, but in the end he adapted to everything with his understanding of the game's plot.

It is now the 20th year after his time travel, and he has just been upgraded from a trainee police officer in the Security Bureau to a full-fledged police officer.

In order to celebrate the newcomer's promotion, the people in the bureau went to have a dinner together at the suggestion of Inspector Xingxiong.

.........

After returning to his lower apartment, Mikey took off his police uniform, put on a casual suit, and combed his tail and hair.

By the way, he didn't travel physically, he traveled as a soul to a certain Luper who grew up in an orphanage.

After tidying up his appearance, he showed himself a sunny smile in the mirror.

dong dong——!

At this moment, a guy with a noisy personality was banging on the door:

"Mikey! Are you in there? Come on, we're going to be late for the party!"

"Okay, Aneng, stop knocking. You're about to break the door."

As she spoke, Mikey opened the door. In the dusk, the halo above Angel's head was particularly dazzling. She excitedly stuffed a box of snacks into Mikey's hand and gave him a warm Rutland hug.

"How can we be late for the party? Also, it's going to rain soon. Remember to bring rain gear, otherwise you'll get caught in the rain when you come back and you might catch a cold accidentally."

Sakota could never wait for events like parties. Mikey looked at the snack that the angel gave him, a box of hot apple pie.

Due to work reasons, Penguin Logistics often helped the Longmen Guards Bureau transport some goods. Over time, Mikey got to know the employees of this logistics company and got to know Texas and them.

"The weather is indeed a bit bad, but no matter it's a natural disaster or anything else, it can't stop this party from going on, can it?"

Mikey smiled and put his transparent raincoat in his bag.

........

"I'm telling you, Mikey is a very good person. He will never refuse help from others at any time. I still remember that when he first came to the Guards Bureau, Sir Chen left some particularly troublesome jobs to him. he......."

At about ten o'clock in the middle of the night, everyone in the food stall was already drunk. The only one who was not drunk seemed to be Xing Xiong. Oh, and Mikey. He was probably the only person in the entire Guard Bureau who could compete with Xing Xiong in terms of drinking capacity. Guy.

Zi, who had a dead fish look in his eyes, brought up the last large bunch of grilled scale balls. Xingxiong put his arms around Mikey's neck, burped and continued:

"But Mikey, that's what I like about you. Others call me Sister Ghost, but you call me Sister Xingxiong.... Follow me from now on..."

"Hey, Xingxiong, as a senior police inspector, why do you have the same taste in speech as the Taoist? Mikey... If you encounter any trouble in the future, just ask me... Don't expect that Fenchanglong ..."

Shi Huaiya came up, and she breathed out the breath of alcohol at Mikey with her eyes blurred, and pointed at Chen Huijie, who was lying on the wine table, completely drunk.

"And we~~Hiccup~~Penguin Logistics, Mikey, if you can't survive in Penguin Logistics in the future, come to our Guards Bureau..."

Angel Angel cheered, holding up the beer in her hand. She was already a little delirious from drinking. Texas beside her shook her head helplessly. As a driver, Texas was used to drinking less.

Jingle Bell--

At this moment, Mikey's cell phone rang, and he smiled apologetically at everyone:

"Wait a minute, I'm going to answer the phone."

When I came outside the store, I blew in the cold air and heard a familiar voice on the other end of the phone:

[Mikey, it's time to end your life simulator. Constantine's mission is almost complete. ]

"You are......?"

Mikey wondered.

[Stop pretending, you always knew this was the world in the painting that Xi prepared for you, right? ]

"Tsk...20 years have passed in the painting, but only three days have passed outside?"

The system hung up the phone, and Mikey was more than half awake. He took out a transparent raincoat from his bag and put it on, then took out a sharp ax from the car.

There was a restlessness in his heart, but he didn't know where it came from.

"I have all the same characteristics as humans, flesh, blood, skin, and hair, but I don't have any clearly identifiable emotions."

"In addition to greed and disgust, something terrible is growing crazily in my heart, but I don't know why. I feel like I'm teetering on the edge of madness. I feel like my good-guy face... is falling off."

Then he returned to the box.

"...Mikey...are you wearing a raincoat? Is it raining outside? Everyone is drunk. I'll call the housekeeper to pick us up..."

Baisong, who came to Penguin Logistics for an internship, looked up at him and didn't notice the ax hidden behind Mikey's back, and then continued to roll fried skewers.

"Yeah, hey, Tauren boy."

Mikey smiled, and Baisong raised his head, only to see the ax he had just raised.

"My mother has lived nine lifetimes! Xi! Why do you think this is short?

It only takes 20 years for me to become obsessed with it! ! "

"Hahahahaha!! Fuck promotions and raises! Fuck the wonderful harem life!! Fuck the wonderful dinner parties!!"

"Why the hell did you do this to me!! Wow, all kinds of beautiful girls from time traveled to throw themselves into my arms!! Ambiguous!"

"You think my previous life was unsatisfactory and this is what I need?!!"

Every time he swung the ax, the blood on his raincoat became a little more.

"Wait... Mikey, are you crazy?! No!!"

.......

Three minutes later, Mikey, covered in blood, sat on the steps and lit a cigarette. Under the smoke, Xi appeared again.

Only this time, she stood far away, with a gloomy look on her face, because she had just witnessed the morbidity and madness of this man not long ago.

In the past 20 years, Xi has seen Mikey climb from the bottom of society to where he is today step by step, making so many friends. No matter what difficulties he faces, he faces them with optimism and a smile. He is devoted to the people and life around him. So many emotions.

Mikey's career has just begun, and Xi originally thought he would be fascinated.

But he didn't expect that he was all pretending, and he hacked to death everyone he knew in cold blood.

Chapter 271: Getting fierce

"Very few people can maintain their original intentions during such a long period of time. Some people simply forget who they are and stay on that picture forever."

Xi pursed her lips. She was not afraid of Mikey. This was her picture. Although Mikey was covered in blood and looked scary, he couldn't hurt her.

What Maiqi didn't know was that Xi had created more than a dozen pictures for him, and she had witnessed more than a dozen different lives of his.

One volume was the most unforgettable for her:

The entire Terra fell into a hellish flame, and the Dragon Gate was ignited by the anger of people. It was the most extreme freedom and chaos. Everyone was attacking and hurting each other for no reason, and the source of evil was standing in the building. Above, his maniacal laughter echoed in every corner.

Mikey always wakes up in every roll. He has a scornful attitude towards all his previous life experiences, as if it is just a random game that ends when he has played enough.

The scene just after the last scene was considered the most ordinary one. Xi thought he would spend his life peacefully, but who knows, he enjoyed it very much at first, and then suddenly ruined it all.

As the incarnation of the broken phase of the year, Xi has a long lifespan and life experience to match. She has seen many reasons for people to kill and do evil, whether it is for money or death, or for deep hatred, or simply for survival. .