Li Hansheng has the air of a scholar. At first glance, one would think that he must be a weak and poor scholar who has studied hard for more than ten years in an attempt to change his destiny as a man through studying.

Most of these scholars had great ambitions and attempted to become prime minister through their literary talents, thus becoming the second male prime minister in the two thousand years of Daxia.

Of course, since the founding of the Great Xia Dynasty, countless men from all over the world have entered the court to serve as civil servants, but still no one could be like the great scholar a thousand years ago, who could be appointed as prime minister based on his status as a man and his literary talent!

The reason why the great scholar a thousand years ago was able to become prime minister was not because of his strong ability to govern the country, nor because of his ability to win the emperor's favor...

Instead, he almost...entered the Tao through literature!

Enter the Dao with literature, temper your body with righteousness, girdle your waist with truth, and write the ultimate truth of heaven and earth with the pen in your hand! Become a saint!

The so-called body of a sage is the state of unity with the spirit.

Of course, the great scholar did not succeed in the end and only became a half-saint.

But he was still named the first male prime minister of Daxia by the emperor. After all, he had met the requirement that the prime minister must be a great man who could overcome tribulations. He was also impeccable in terms of national policies and strategies and loyal to the royal family. Except for being a man, everything else was impeccable. So the emperor at that time rejected all objections and issued an edict to announce it to the world.

Therefore, this great scholar can be said to be the idol of all men in the world...well, also the idol of all women in the world...

Unfortunately, he died less than ten years after becoming prime minister.

He certainly didn't die of old age or sickness. It was more than enough for a semi-saint body to live for hundreds or even thousands of years.

But he still died, and the reason is still unknown.

Hmm...that's a bit off topic.

In short, in Wen Renfeng's impression, although these scholars are rigid in their brains, they are very popular among the young ladies of Changjing in recent years, especially those who look weak and can be easily pushed down.

Although I am weak and sad all day long, I always have lofty ideals in my heart and am full of confidence!

Based on Wen Renfeng's years of experience studying human relationships between men and women, he analyzed that a cold and ambitious fairy like Sister Yan'er, even if she already has someone in her heart, could still be easily moved by a scholar like this.

"May I know your name, fairy?" Li Hansheng asked politely with a smile.

Shang Linyan turned his head in surprise and met Li Hansheng's gaze.

He now knew that the other party was the owner of the Morning and Dark Green Tang Dao Body, not an ordinary casual cultivator, so he didn't want to lose face for the other party, so he said softly,

"Go to Lin Yan."

[Ding~ Enter the mission range, trigger the shame mission 3 - Li Hansheng's happiness

Mission introduction: Shang Linyan and Li Hansheng seem to fall in love at first sight

Mission objective: Match Shang Linyan and Li Hansheng to become a Taoist couple

Mission Reward: 5w Shame Points]

“…”

Wen Renfeng roared in his heart: "Why is there such a task?! I refuse! I will never do it!!"

"..."

"puff--"

Mu Nanfeng couldn't help laughing and his saliva sprayed onto Cha Yanyue's chest.

"Hey, sir, what are you doing..." The tea girl's pretty face turned slightly red.

"Sorry sorry..."

Mu Nanfeng wiped the wet stain on her chest casually, and said evilly in his heart, "System, can you force him to do it?"

[Yes, you can~ Wenren Feng is currently in the novice stage, and has a 10% discount on the novice reward. During this period, all his shameful tasks must be completed actively, otherwise he will be severely punished]

This is great. Mu Nanfeng has finally felt the benefits of the shame system. It is like making money without doing anything.

Once Wen Renfeng completes a few more large-scale shame tasks, it won’t take a few days at all for the shame value in the fund pool to exceed 100,000.

Even 20w, 30w, 40w...

As long as Wen Renfeng is still alive and willing to work hard, Mu Nanfeng feels that it should be no problem for Wen Renfeng to earn one or two million for him within a year.

Is this what it means to earn a million dollars a year and win in life without doing anything?

jiejiejie~

Mu Nanfeng smiled evilly in his heart.

"Wow, little system, you are getting more and more pleasing to my eyes recently."

[Hehe~]

“Wow~”

At this moment, a sturdy man rushed in from outside. He was tall and strong, but he looked stupid. He grinned and rushed towards Cha Yan Yue Mu Nan Feng, with a sweet voice like a loli.

"Hey hey~ Round-eared sisters~ So many round-eared sisters! Sister, give me a hug~"

63. Wood Elves

"Sister, hug me~"

A two-meter-tall burly man rushed towards Cha Yanyue with his arms wide open.

Mu Nanfeng suddenly stood up, stood in front of him and pressed his forehead with his palm.

The two-meter-tall muscular man was stunned and glared, "Wow~ Human, get out of here! I want round-eared sister to hug me!"

"..."

What the hell is this? Mu Nanfeng frowned.

The two-meter-tall man waved his arms and used his big head to push against Mu Nanfeng's palm, but suddenly stopped. He blinked and looked at the red rope on Mu Nanfeng's wrist. His two big eyes suddenly lit up.

"A round rope. A very nice round rope."

As he spoke to himself, he reached out and grabbed Mu Nanfeng's wrist and was about to pull off the red rope.

Mu Nanfeng did not hold back and slapped him in the face, "Pa——" and said in a cold voice, "Get lost!"

The sturdy man flew five meters away, and a cry of surprise came from outside, "Master Lingzi!"

A group of wood elves rushed in and helped the strong man up. When he raised his head, there was a bright red palm print on his slightly dark right cheek. His big eyes looked aggrieved and tearful, and he glared at Mu Nanfeng.

He shook off the support of the female elves beside him and rushed towards Mu Nanfeng again, shouting angrily, "The round rope is mine! Sister Round Ears is mine too!"

"enough!"

At this moment, an old female voice sounded from outside the door. The sturdy man's figure paused in the air and flew all the way back to a high chair in the corner, where he sat down and could not move.

Everyone looked up and saw an old woman in a gray shirt and holding a wooden stick, walking slowly towards them.

"Lord Patriarch!"

The wood elves on both sides saluted.

The old woman with pointed ears nodded, looked at everyone and said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, that was my spirit child just now, a half-elf, so he was a little naughty, please forgive me, immortals."

"It's okay, it's okay. The clan leader called us together. Is he going to tell us the conditions for getting the witch bracelet?" asked a casual cultivator.

Mu Nanfeng rolled his eyes secretly. Who said everything was fine? This Lingzi is staring at me now. No, he should be staring at the tea girl with an obsessed look on his face.

Damn, is the tea girl so charming? Why is she attracting so many men everywhere...

[Ding~ Host, that's not the case~ It's just because Cha Yanyue's ears are pretty]

"???"

[Ding~ This two-meter-tall strong man is the result of the union of an elf and a human through human breeding. Generally speaking, when an elf and a human unite, the offspring born will almost only inherit human genes and become a human.

But there are always exceptions, some can inherit half of the elf genes and become a half-elf.

Half-elves, on the other hand, are often slow to develop, with their brains not fully developed. Even if they are hundreds of years old, their intelligence may still be at the level of a seven or eight year old.]

"So? What does this have to do with him liking the tea girl's ears?"

[Perhaps because of their own incompleteness, half-elves all have one characteristic: they like round, oval, plump, round...]

"Please change to some decent adjectives, thank you."

"Hey, that's not right. Round, how can Tea Girl's ears be round?"

[Ding~ Host, please do not try to understand the aesthetics of a moron. In the eyes of half-elves, ears are the third part of a human female body that has a round beauty. Therefore, in the eyes of half-elves, elves with pointy ears are ugly, disgusting, and like underground maggots.]

"..."

The world's great wonders.

Small problems are all small problems.

"Wait, why is it the third part with the round aesthetic?"

[Ding~ Please don't pretend not to know, host~ It's hypocritical! ]

"..."

I really didn't react for a moment! Mu Nanfeng's mouth twitched slightly, "So, this strong man fell in love with Miss Tea's ears at first sight?"

[Yes - not entirely. Based on this system's analysis of his all-round micro-expressions, he probably prefers Cha Yanyue's round buttocks.]

"??? My, meow, he can tell whether someone is round or not even with the clothes so tight?"

[Ding~ Host, the gods have closed a door for half-elves, but also opened a window for half-elves. Half-elves are born with extremely strong visual sensitivity, the kind of visual talent that allows them to transform everything into numbers.]

"..."

This is not just a visual talent, this is simply the strongest brain.

[Therefore, the moment a half-elf sees the other person, he or she will have the other person's measurements in mind, and thus judge whether the other person has the beauty of roundness and whether he or she is the type he or she likes]

My god, the beauty of round shapes...Mu Nanfeng lives in Bengbu, so all half-elves are perverts, right?

But... to be honest, Mu Nanfeng recalled last night. From his aesthetic point of view, the tea girl's whole body is indeed very round and beautiful, oval, full, and round...

[Ding~ Host, please do not use your filthy brain to understand the aesthetics of half-elves. Half-elves do view all round things from an artistic perspective, and appreciate and praise them from the bottom of their hearts, and even claim them as their own.]

"Oh, so this is the reason why he has the right to snatch my red string?"

Zheng Mu Nanfeng was thinking.

The Wood Elf Chief said to the crowd:

"My fellow fairies, I know the reason why you are here. The witch bracelet is really not very useful to my clan. I can give it to you. As long as someone can meet the conditions I set, I can give it to you."

"Come on, old woman, and stop wasting time."

The old woman was not angry at the disrespect of the casual cultivator, and continued slowly, "Before that, I would like to introduce my clan's spirit child to everyone."

As she spoke, she pointed at the burly man in the corner and said, “Although he is a half-elf, to our tribe, he is many times more important than the witch bracelet.

As we all know, half-elves like human women with round ears. My condition is that anyone who is willing to spend a night with Lingzi, make him happy, and let him draw a round...art painting!

Whoever wins will get the Witch Bracelet."

"..."

The fairies looked at Lingzi, only to see him staring into the distance with lifeless eyes, unconsciously fiddling with a round ball toy in his hands.

The toy rolled to the ground, and he quickly knelt down to pick it up. Then he quickly slipped under the fairy's skirt and exclaimed, "Wow! So round!"

The fairy was startled and quickly stepped back.

To be honest, if the object was Emperor Shenwu or Li Hansheng, the fairies would naturally do their best to paint a piece of art.

But the object is such a big fool...Whoever wants to go can go!

"Old woman! What do you mean?"

The beautiful Taoist nun from Bingxin Temple stood up and said coldly, "You want us to commit ourselves to your spiritual child? Who do you think we are?"

Mu Nanfeng also felt that this condition was quite outrageous.

He originally thought that the wood elves would put forward excessive conditions such as asking for heavenly grade magic tools and talismans, but he did not expect them to put forward such a condition that was not excessive but very outrageous.

[Ding~ Your Excellency Host, this is because the wood elves attach particular importance to fertility rate.

Although Lingzi is a half-elf, he has the blood of a king-level elf in his body. Therefore, his Chi Jing can greatly increase the elves' mating rate, and the quality of Chi Jing is linked to the half-elf's own mood.

That is, the happier he is, the higher the quality of Chi Jing will be, and the more obvious the increase in the matching rate will be. This is of great significance to the Wood Elves, and perhaps a female king-level elf will be born through this.

A female king-level elf, this is the dream of all elf tribes.

Whenever a female king-level elf appears, the tribe will surely become prosperous and strong.]

Mu Nanfeng understood. No wonder this strong man, who was a half-elf and a man, acted like a brat among the wood elves...

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