28. The Empress’s Toys

night.

Changjing, the imperial palace.

When Mu Nanfeng woke up, he found himself hung on a cross, surrounded by simple and elegant pillars with carved dragons and paintings. Directly in front of him was a waist-high desk with pens, inkstones, memorials, and ancient books on it.

On the wall behind the desk, there was an open Ming Huangdi robe hanging, and the golden dragon pupils hovering on it were vivid, as if looking at him.

He tilted his head slightly and found that palace maids holding long lanterns were passing by the slightly transparent paper door, talking to each other in low voices.

"Who's in here?"

"Shut up! Don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask! Go to the main hall and ask His Majesty if he needs to send some food to this person."

"promise."

There was silence outside again, and Mu Nanfeng could only vaguely see the shadows of two guards reflected on the door.

It seems that this should be the bedroom of the empress's palace, the Qianqing Palace.

The shrine appeared, and such a big thing happened in Changjing, so she probably summoned all the ministers in the main hall.

As for how she will deal with herself after dealing with the affairs of the Shrine...

Mu Nanfeng didn’t dare to imagine it for the time being.

Let’s first look at the property we own now.

Counting from the time of escaping into the Good Man House:

After practicing with Tea Girl for a whole morning, +360 shame points,

Being betrayed by Shang Linyan and others showed off his IQ +300 shame points,

Cha Yanyue thought she was invincible but was slapped in the face. She accumulated +800 shame points.

The Empress thought she was invincible, but was slapped in the face. The total shame value is +2300.

There were also some scattered shame points that Mu Nanfeng didn't understand the reason for, which totaled to +311 shame points.

[Currently has: 4071 shame points]

Summary: I, Mu Nanfeng, the emperor of a fallen country, am extremely rich!

[Currently owned:

Shame value: 4071 points

The Red Rope that Locks Life (Contains Two Nascent Soul Sword Qis)——Low-grade Earth-level Magical Instrument

A ground formation master's fan (containing a ground formation master's lifelong learning) - a mid-level ground-level magic weapon

Divine Wood Dragon Phoenix Bloodline (God Level Activated) - 1000 trillion shame points

Announce the World Gift Pack (Hell Level has been opened) - Free gift

Current realm: Fourth level of foundation building

Time remaining: 24 days

Current BUFF: Xia Si Huangji Formation - All teleportation spells are prohibited within the formation range.]

"Xia Si Huangji Formation? What is this?"

[The Heaven-level formation set up by the Xiasi royal family in the imperial city has existed for a thousand years]

After the system explained it, Mu Nanfeng also remembered.

The original owner's Dasheng Palace also had a similar formation, which was formerly called the Shenmu Huangji Formation. Later, the Shenmu royal family was usurped, and the formation was renamed the Genji Huangji Formation.

The Xiasi royal family naturally refers to the royal family of Daxia.

The royal family of Daxia took Xia as their surname and Si as their name.

Every emperor who ascended the throne would name his country beginning with "Si".

For example, Xia Qingji, whose country’s name was Siqi, was also respected by the world as Emperor Siqi!

Well... Of course, Xia Sihuangji Formation actually has little effect on Mu Nanfeng. Although he is a ground formation master, he doesn't know how to use teleportation formations at all, so he can't escape even if he wants to.

"System, open the store."

[Huang Yin Dan: Greatly improves the foundation-building realm, no sequelae - 500 shame points

Baicao Pills: can cure all kinds of poisons, including love poison, lust poison, etc., without sequelae - 500 shame points

Perfect painkiller: can cut off all kinds of pain from the skin nerves and even the soul - 500 shame points

Yi Shen Zheng Qi Wan: Can keep the mind clear at all times, and be immune to all desires - 250 shame points

Ningxuan Zhengyin Pill: 2000% promotion to the Cyclone Realm, no sequelae - shame points

Perspective Eyes: Can see through everything, including but not limited to clothing, robes, accessories, walls, skin - 10000 Shame Points

...]

"System, give me a Huang Yin Pill first."

[Ding~ Warm reminder, the two-day 10% discount for new customers has expired, all products in the mall have returned to their original prices, do you want to continue purchasing? ]

"reject!"

"System, I think I am still a novice, requesting an extension of the novice discount."

[Rejected——The host has now deeply understood the law of shame, please stop pretending to be a newbie]

"I do not understand what you're saying."

[Heh~]

"You dog system, how can you tell that I have realized some shameful method?!"

[Since the host still doesn't understand, let this system teach you.

Question: How does a quiet, reserved otaku feel shame?

Answer: Of course it’s pretentiousness + being aloof + tsundere + all the socially deadly behaviors that don’t conform to the behavioral logic of a stuffy otaku.

And you, the host, have actually done it. The fact that you have aroused the Empress' interest is the best proof of this.

Therefore, please continue to maintain your cool and handsome personality.]

"..."

Mu Nanfeng felt that this was a blatant slander, and he seriously refuted it:

"First of all, I am a cool person, not a stuffy one!

Transfer skirt.㈡五五5⑨五㈢零零

Secondly, it’s not that I don’t like to talk, it’s that I’m too lazy to talk!

Finally, okay, I am indeed a otaku, but I am definitely not a stuffy otaku!! "

[Ah, yes, yes, yes~ Host, you are right~]

"Alright, you stupid system, I want a 10% discount for everyone, right now!"

[Heh~ 10% off, do you want a hell level punishment host?]

"Yes, I will if you dare to give it to me!" Mu Nanfeng was not afraid at all and looked fearless.

[......]

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host, triggering the hidden task of the mall discount - the Empress's Little Toy

mission rewards:

Discover Toys (Get 10% off)

Own a small toy (get 30% off)

Use small toys (get 50% off)]

"What about 10% off?"

[Host, please don't push your luck! ]

"Alright alright."

"So what is this little toy and what does it look like?"

[Host, this is part of the mission, please discover it yourself.]

"..."

Mu Nanfeng felt that this task was a rip-off. It only said that it was a small toy but didn't say what it was specifically. How could he find it?

"Squeak-"

At this time, the door was suddenly opened.

It was a palace maid dressed in red with an indifferent expression. She was holding a food tray, lowering her head and walking towards Mu Nanfeng in small steps.

The food on the plate was simple: a bowl of white rice, a bowl of rabbit meat, and a bowl of egg drop soup.

The palace maid bent her knees slightly, bent over, and placed the plate in front of Mu Nanfeng's feet.

Then she stood up, turned around and left.

"..."

Mu Nanfeng looked at his hands and feet that were locked in a spread-eagle position, then looked at the food on the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Wait, this little... palace maid? Aren't you going to put me down first? Otherwise, how can I eat?"

The maid heard the shout, paused, turned around, bowed, and answered respectfully:

"This is not for you to eat, but for you to see... Well, that's what His Majesty said... I'll take my leave."

Having said that, she lowered her head and quickly walked out of the room.

Mu Nanfeng didn't notice her little face which had already turned red because his stomach had started to growl.

"Gululu~~~"

Damn it, as he is in the Foundation Establishment Stage, he cannot practice fasting.

Novel skirt.5

Although Shang Linyan bought a lot of food and gave him a bowl of white porridge on the boat today, neither he nor Cha Yanyue ate it.

After all, when you are out, you should not have the intention to harm others, but you must be on guard against others.

Well, although I was tricked in the end...

So, he hasn't eaten since yesterday noon.

After such intense exercise.

I'm so hungry now.

But the food is right in front of me, but I can't eat it...

Or rabbit meat? How did Xia Qingji know that I like rabbit meat the most?

Mu Nanfeng looked down at the rabbit meat that had thin skin, tender flesh, and a glittering glow. It was refreshing and smooth at first glance, and he gradually became crazy.

"Xia Qingji, I, Mu Nanfeng, will repay you double for this humiliation someday!"

......

29. Why are rabbits so cute?

"Gululu~"

"Gululu~"

"Gudong-"

His throat bulged and he swallowed a large mouthful of saliva.

But the voice did not come from Mu Nanfeng.

He looked up in confusion and found that the roof tiles were lifted up by a small hand, and a delicate little girl wearing a white tiger-head hat poked her head in.

The big, bright eyes looked at Mu Nanfeng without blinking.

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