"Pfft..."
It wasn't the men present who laughed out loud, but Medori who had come over to eavesdrop. Seeing Gan Qiu looking at her unkindly, Medori quickly suppressed her smile and then asked Gan Qiu in a serious tone, "Then there are no other races? I heard that snow girls are very beautiful. Why don't you choose a snow girl?"
When they heard the word "snow girl", the expressions of the men present changed slightly, except Aesop.
Aesop also caught this information and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
Stank crossed his arms and, quite rarely, interrupted, "Everyone knows the Snow Woman's looks are impeccable, but so what? Serious people still wouldn't choose her. She's ranked fourth on the list of least desirable people to marry simply based on her personality. Just think about all the monsters and demons on that list. It's truly remarkable that someone so beautiful could make the list."
Seeing Stank finally speak, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. This was usually the case, especially with little boys, who would often quarrel, go on the silent treatment, and ignore each other for some strange reason. But as long as one of them suddenly spoke, the problem would be over, and the other party would tacitly not bring it up again, and both sides would return to the way they were before.
As for your question about whether this is the case for little boys, what does it have to do with grown men?
Nonsense, men remain young until they die.
After all, what everyone likes until death is young and beautiful women, and this kind of loyalty can definitely be called long-lasting.
What we need to do now is to try our best to prevent Stank from recalling the grassland scenery of last night.
"The Snow Woman's personality isn't the only problem; her actions are terrible, too," Gan Qiu said. "If other races marry a Snow Woman, there's a 40% chance of being frozen into ice, and a 30% chance of being killed outright."
"What about the remaining 30 percent?"
"Maybe it hasn't happened yet."
Medori, who was listening nearby, frowned slightly and said, "It shouldn't be that exaggerated. I saw someone visit the Snow Girl's shop, and the reviews were pretty good."
As she spoke, Medori brought out four evaluation guides, and they all gathered together to look at them.
The first one: "The Snow Girl Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering and the wife who works hard and never complains are happy every day!"
The second one: "The Snow Fairy who saves suffering and eliminates disasters! Everyone, come and find the Snow Fairy! Everything you want is here!"
The third one: "I have no regrets in my life. I remember running under the sunset that day..."
Article 4: "It's packed! The Snow Girl is incredibly popular. I urge everyone to hurry up, or you won't be able to pick one."
The four perfectly scored review guides made everyone look at each other in bewilderment.
"Something feels wrong." Stank frowned. "Is the Snow Girl really that good? Did I remember it wrong?"
"That shouldn't be the case. You're the only one who got it wrong, but could it be that all of us are?" Jer carefully examined the four reviews and said, "Although they all have perfect scores, they feel very wrong. It's almost like they were coerced into writing them, but there's no evidence."
"There's no evidence at all," Gan Qiu said angrily. "Can you connect the first words of each review and see?"
The few of them were slightly stunned, and then read the first word of each article together as Gan Qiu said.
After reading: "..."
"Fuck, this really feels scary."
A chilling feeling surged into everyone's heart.
"Is the fate of looking for the Snow Girl really so tragic?" Medori on the side couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
Gan Qiu folded his hands and snorted, "I told you, the Snow Girl is not someone who can be challenged so easily. Not only us... let me think about it, even Aesop can't do it!"
Aesop was a little surprised: "Why does it have to be me?"
"Because you're the only one who fights those weird nightmares every day." Gan Qiu pointed at Aesop and said, "So I have to say, even you wouldn't want to fight these guys. It's absolutely impossible!"
Aesop thought for a moment and asked, "Are you provoking me?"
"Haha, you can think so."
"So, do you want to bet something?" Aesop asked.
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone became alert, especially Stank.
"What's the bet? It seems you've already come to your senses." Gan Qiu thought for a moment and said, "How about this, if you lose, you introduce me to the incubus in your painting."
The nightmare in the painting?
Jer and Bruce were slightly stunned and did not react at first. It was not until they noticed that Stank's face turned ashen that they realized what Ganqiu was referring to.
Stop it, Ganqiu! Stank's sword is about to burst! If you keep talking, you'll be left with only half an egg!
Jer and Bruce shouted in their hearts.
Oh, no, Ganqiu is now a three-egg boy. After one sword attack, there should be one and a half left.
Aesop hadn't expected that this was what Gan Qiu wanted. Just as he was wondering whether to agree, Stank slammed the table, pointed at Gan Qiu and said, "No problem! But if you lose, you'll have to go to a sex change shop and become a woman!"
Gan Qiu was startled by Stank's sudden outburst. He glared at Stank and said unhappily, "Why are you reacting so strongly to the bet between Aesop and me? And why did you go to a sex change shop to become a woman? That's a bit weird. Even if the nightmare in Aesop's hand is more to my liking, it wouldn't require me to make such a big sacrifice."
At this time, Aesop took over the topic: "As for that, I guarantee that she is a nightmare that you have never experienced before."
"……real or fake?"
"Really." Aesop raised his hand and swore, saying seriously, "I guarantee this is a brand new version you've never experienced before."
Stank on the other side turned green in the face.
Gan Qiu thought for a moment and said, "That's fine. I won't lose in this kind of thing anyway. How can I lose? I've never seen anyone escape unscathed after provoking the Snow Girl. So let's take the gamble."
As he spoke, Gan Qiu seemed to be able to see the scene of fighting with the ultimate nightmare in Aesop's picture album in the future, and he rubbed his hands excitedly.
"Hehehe, a brand new version never seen before, a brand new version..."
He completely ignored Stank who was gritting his teeth beside him.
All of this was seen by a crow on the opposite street outside the food and wine pavilion.
"Oh~ Are you going to the underground area to look for the Snow Girl tonight? You're quite bold." The crow's beak opened and closed, and a woman's voice rang out. "You've even made a bet with someone, so it seems you're definitely going to look for her. Haha, if that's the case, then I just need to disguise myself as the Snow Girl in there beforehand, and I'll be all set."
"Hahaha, I didn't expect that the quasi-arcanist, star magic, could fall into my hands so easily."
"Abel, you probably never thought that what I couldn't get from you back then, I will get from your apprentice tonight."
"Don't blame me. Who made you have such an easy-to-understand disciple? Hehehehe..."
As it spoke, the crow flapped its wings and quickly flew away.
At this time, Jer turned his body sideways and asked Aesop in a low voice: "Aesop, are you really going to find the Snow Girl tonight?"
Aesop shook his head and said, "No, I don't think Snow Girl is my type."
Jie Er was slightly stunned: "Why not go, didn't you make a bet with Gan Qiu?"
Aesop said, "Since I've lost the bet, I can just introduce Stank to Ganqiu. I won't lose anything anyway, so why take the risk?"
"Then why do you want to bet?" Jer didn't understand.
Aesop looked at Jer in surprise: "Don't you think it's funny when Ganqiu finds out that the nightmare he likes is actually a female version of Stank?"
Jer: “…”
Miss 5 Huang, do you know popsicles? (K)
After the sun set, the five-member team of Aesop, Ganqiu, Bruce, Jair and Stank entered the northernmost part of Nightmare Town, a place known as the Extreme Cold Underground Street.
As soon as we entered the underground street, we could feel the cold air hitting us, as if we had entered a cold storage room. The few people who had not yet adapted to the cold were shivering.
"Holy crap, there's actually a street like this here?" Stank said, shivering. "I always thought this was an underground cold storage, the kind used to store seafood."
"There's actually not much problem with what you said," Jer said. "Don't you smell the scent of the sea blowing towards you?"
Stank glanced at Jer, who also knew that this awkward joke seemed a bit off, so he chuckled twice and didn't continue.
"Hey, look who's here~ Well, there are old customers and new customers."
A very fat voice sounded, and the five people turned their heads to look and found that the person who spoke... indeed had a voice that matched hers.
It's a walrus... motherf*ck.
She lay on the reception counter, showing her shiny flesh to everyone, but no one was interested at all, because it was really shiny flesh, it was really a standard walrus... mother.
Really, I feel warm just by looking at it.
"Good evening, these are my friends." Bruce's reaction was not as big as the others. He walked forward and started a pleasant conversation with the walrus mother. "I'll trouble you to take care of and guide them tonight."
Jer and Stank sounded a little off and immediately asked, "What about you?"
Before Bruce could speak, the walrus mother replied cheerfully, "Mr. Bruce, you must be here to see Miss Bingbing. After all, Mr. Bruce only comes here to see Miss Bingbing."
Miss Bingbing?
"Hey, Mr. Bruce, you're here again."
Soon, another female voice came from another direction. The four turned around and saw an extremely burly white bear lady walking towards them.
Although they are all big guys, the white bear girl called Miss Bingbing actually looks a little... cute?
Anyway, when Bruce saw the other person, he rushed over happily, just like a dog.
Oh, he is a dog.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time." Miss Bingbing hugged Bruce who rushed over and said in a very doting tone, "But Mr. Bruce, it's too much for you to come here every day. We agreed that we can't get emotional in the Dream Demon Shop."
Bruce was grinning foolishly: "Don't worry, Miss Bingbing, I just like your body and I don't have any feelings for you."
"That's good~"
Then, the two of them left in a very disgusted manner, leaving the remaining four people looking at each other in bewilderment.
"He... is leaving now?" Stank was a little bit unbelievable.
"Although I know he likes that white bear lady very much, isn't this a bit too much?" Jer was puzzled. "He even doesn't care about us?"
As the person who had the most contact with Bruce, Gan Qiu spread his hands as if it was nothing new. "That's just how it is. Bruce had this reaction the first time he saw Miss White Bear. It's been so long, and he's still the same. You're only surprised because you don't know him well enough. I'm used to it."
"Now that he's gone, what should we do next?"
"You're right." Gan Qiu straightened his not-so-protruding chest. "Don't you still have me? I told you, in order to understand the ecology of the snowfield in advance, I came here almost every day to check out the area during your visit to Yor Forest. Look, even the walrus owner knows me."
"Yes, Mr. Ganqiu, of course I know him." The Walrus proprietress nodded, and then said to Ganqiu with a hint of apology, "I'm sorry, Mr. Ganqiu. There may not be any nightmares that can receive you tonight."
"Ah? Why is this?"
"Everyone says you keep pricking them with needles and it hurts them a little."
Gan Qiu: “…”
Perhaps feeling a little reluctant, the Walrus proprietress added, "Oh, not all girls are unwilling to receive you. Now there's also the Snow Girl..."
Gan Qiu's face changed slightly, and he immediately took two steps back, then shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, that's not necessary. In fact, I didn't come here to find the nightmare today, I just wanted to bring them here to experience it, yes, just to bring them here to experience it."
"Is that so?" The Walrus's wife looked at the Classic Trio again and said with a smile, "In that case, please go to the ice pool over there and test the water first."
Ice pond?
The three of them turned around and saw that there was indeed a pool full of ice in the direction that the walrus proprietress pointed.
The cold air that kept rising up made them feel freezing just by looking at it.
"I say... why do we have to soak in that pool?" Looking at the ice pool, Stank couldn't help but think of the fire pool in the volcano. Damn it, he really didn't want to have a similar experience again.
"Yeah." Jer nodded in agreement. "Soaking in the pool is such a pain. How can we not soak?"
"No, first-time customers have to soak in it," the Walrus proprietress explained. "Because the Succubi in our shop are all ice-attributed, their bodies aren't much warmer than ice. If you can't even withstand this level of cold, how can you fight our Succubi?"
The three of them exchanged glances, and then looked at Gan Qiu.
Gan Qiu spread his hands and said, "Don't look at me like that. I got here the same way the first time I came here."
"Yes," the Walrus proprietress said with a smile, "Mr. Ganqiu was completely unconscious at the time, and we pulled him out..."
"Ahem." Gan Qiu's face flushed. "There's no need to add such details."
Seeing that Ganqiu had already soaked, they had no other choice but to start taking off their clothes, except Aesop. Aesop asked the walrus mother, "Can I soak with my clothes on?"
"Uh, why are you wearing clothes?"
"Because I'm afraid I might curse you to death."
"...Are you scolding me?"
Aesop shook his head, and then said seriously: "No, I'm really afraid of cursing you to death."
After some explanation, the Walrus finally understood what Aesop meant. Although she was a little surprised, she thought that this world was a magical world after all, and even the strangest things were possible. So she agreed to Aesop's request: "Then you can go to the bar with your clothes on."
So, the trio was like returning to the volcano and going down to the pool again, except that the volcano was a hot pool and this was an icy pool.
That feeling really is...
After just a while, the faces of several people turned pale.
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