I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t stand it anymore!
The Stank people were furious.
God knows how he got through this period of time.
I went to the forest to obtain the legendary power of nature that could make a person invincible. Not only did I not gain the power, but I also nearly broke my gun after visiting a strange bee girl's dream shop. It would be fine if that were the case, but after all, the world is so big and there are so many alien races, so stepping on landmines is inevitable.
But what happened next? Because he lost a bet with Aesop, he returned to Dream Town and was forced to dress as a woman... No, not even as a woman, he was forced to change his gender!
Oh my god! Stank simply didn't want to recall the way he posed in front of those people that night. It was definitely the most embarrassing thing he had ever experienced since he was born!
But later events proved that he was still too young.
So what if I dress like a woman? So what if I change my gender?
Compared to experiencing the tropical grassland style in a half-asleep state, it is nothing!
If forced gender reassignment is just too painful to recall, then the tropical grassland style is simply so painful that I feel a dull pain in a certain part of my body when I think about it.
Since Stank became a bodyguard, no nightmare had left such a deep impression on him. If he had to rank the nightmares that he would never forget in his life, he would definitely be ranked first before the hyena girl, but of course it was not a red list.
After that night, Stank felt that he had nothing left to lose and his life had hit rock bottom.
Oh no, it's not just the bottom, it's negative, about minus eighteen centimeters.
No matter what happens, it should rebound. After all, he couldn't think of anything more terrifying than minus 18 centimeters last night.
Until he experienced the "top-level" service called Walrus Girl's Harem Party.
Imagine the feeling of falling powerlessly on the ice, without even the strength to lift a finger, and watching one after another, several times stronger than you, nightmare girls in name but actually just lumps of flesh, crawling towards you with a smile, and then clinging to you little by little.
Just recalling it, Stank's body couldn't stop shaking, and he had the urge to swallow feces and commit suicide.
Compared to these guys, the hyena girl is so delicious... But let's be honest, the hyena girl is indeed very delicious. If she didn't have a thing that could make Stank lose 18 centimeters, Stank would still be willing to give her a high score.
Wait, don’t get off topic!
Stank now feels very angry, angry about the series of inexplicable experiences he has suffered.
Damn, since when did his life suddenly go off track and become so inexplicable and unbearable?
Where has that relaxed, free and happy life gone?
When did it change?
In fact, the answer is obvious.
Aesop, that's Aesop!
After this guy came, his life took a huge turn. The charming elf girls, flower fairies, and pure-blooded nightmares disappeared from his life overnight. Instead, they were replaced by foot-picking dwarves, fire goblins, chicken-grabbing bees, grassland customs, and fat grandmas!
No, this can’t go on any longer!
Stank was determined to change the status quo!
Of course, his desire to change the status quo didn't mean breaking off his friendship with Aesop, though he acknowledged deep down that doing so would solve the fundamental problem. But after all... Stank didn't think Aesop was a bad person, and he still owed him his life. Breaking off the friendship for such a reason seemed unkind.
But the most important point is... Stank felt that if he broke up with Aesop, wouldn't that mean he had admitted defeat?
It is obvious that he is an absolute senior on the road of escort, but he is afraid to face it because of some experiences with the juniors. Do he have the nerve to call himself a senior or a man?
Anyway, Stank was embarrassed. The more it was like this, the more he felt the man's desire to win was burning in his body.
He could not break up with Aesop, nor could he admit defeat easily.
But this doesn't mean that this is a bad thing.
On the contrary, Stank has figured out the essence of this phenomenon.
That is... I am not strong enough!
This dominance wasn't simply a matter of strength. After all, his recent experiences had nothing to do with the difference in strength (at least that's what Stank himself believed), but rather with his knowledge, or rather, his level of acceptance. If Aesop could accept the same thing, but Stank couldn't, then he was inferior.
The so-called seniors are those who, when the juniors look at you with shocked eyes and ask “How can you do this?”, you just need to smile slightly, and then say in an extremely calm tone “You are surprised by something you have never seen before. It’s obvious that this is... and it’s also very easy to act like this.”
At that time, the attitude of the younger generation towards their elders changed from shock to admiration.
In this way, wouldn't the initiative be in my hands?
After repeating this several times, the younger generation will think that the gap between them and their predecessors is too big, and will obey their predecessors in everything, so that the predecessors can take absolute control.
For example, after what happened to Stank last night, what should he do?
Should he go to Aesop, cause trouble for him, and accuse him?
That wouldn't do. That would mean he wouldn't be acting like a senior. Stank could even imagine how Aesop would respond.
Aesop would definitely look at him in surprise and say something like, "Ah, I thought you would like it. After all, it's the signature project there. Can't you accept this?"
In this way, the seniors’ B-style is completely gone.
Stank had always done this before, so he was always led by Aesop.
But now, Stank is saying no to this behavior.
He needs to change his style of doing things.
This time, he decided not to complain, but rushed directly to Aesop, praising how wonderful and unforgettable the walrus party was last night, and insisted on inviting Aesop to experience it as well. After hearing what he said, Aesop would definitely be curious and go experience it, and then...
Aesop would then understand how broad the scope of his predecessor's acceptance was.
From then on, the offense and defense changed.
The above are all complicated versions. The simple version is... as long as Stank behaves more abnormally than Aesop, he will be able to take the initiative.
As long as he takes the initiative, his life will be able to return to normal, and he can go to the places he likes in the future, instead of following Aesop to those inexplicable nightmare shops!
So the first step is to be more perverted than Aesop!
With this thought in mind, Stank rushed into the food and wine pavilion like a chariot, and then rushed to Aesop's room in front of everyone's shocked gazes. He kicked Aesop's door open and shouted: "Aesop, last night's walrus party was so exciting. I was very satisfied, so I decided to invite you to try it tonight. You must not refuse..."
Before he could finish his words, Stank was stunned.
"What are you doing?"
Stank saw that Aesop was drawing on the wall with a magic pen. The drawing was of the back of a woman lying on the wall.
Hmm...I have to say, the painting is quite awkward.
Aesop was not surprised to see Stank coming in. Instead, he clapped his hands and moved his body to the side so Stank could see clearly: "I want to make her more complete."
"What do you mean by complete..."
Stank looked down from the upper body of the painting and saw the lower body of a woman, and was slightly stunned.
Why is the upper body flat and the lower body 3D?
He thought about it and understood: "Oh, you made another puppet? And only the lower body... Tsk, how should I put it, quite creative."
But that's just the extent of having an idea! Haha, let me show you what kind of enlightenment I have after abandoning everything and just wanting to be a pervert!
Come and see my perversion!
Just as Stank was about to get angry and try to drag Aesop to the walrus party last night, he saw Aesop shaking his head and said, "This is not a puppet, it's a living person."
As he said this, Aesop patted Lisa's butt, and Lisa twisted her body unhappily.
"Look, it's a living person." Aesop said to Stank, "It's only the lower half of the living person, so I drew her upper body."
Stank was slightly startled.
Then those confused eyes... gradually became terrified.
I already know what to sell.
"You really...scare me to death."
Only after learning about Lisa's specific origins did Stank feel relieved.
Damn, Stank used to think that Aesop had chopped off a woman's lower body and sewed it to the wall in order to play with a special toy... At that time, Stank was already hesitating whether to kill Aesop, the perverted thief, for the sake of justice.
Fortunately, Aesop did not kill anyone, but just sealed a witch in the wall, leaving only her butt exposed.
See, this is much more normal... What the hell!
This is totally abnormal!
God knows why Aesop always encounters such weird things that are beyond imagination.
This made Stank realize that what he had thought before was really child's play compared to what Aesop, a person of B, experienced and encountered every day.
"So, what are you going to do with that girl?" Stank asked. "According to what you said, she must be a very dangerous person, right? Are you planning to keep her sealed forever?"
Aesop said: "As long as my strength improves and reaches the teacher's level, I can remove her seal without alerting the teacher."
Although Stank didn't know Aesop's specific level, he knew that his strength was already very strong. It would definitely not be easy for such a strong person to make further progress, so he asked: "Then in the meantime, will you let her stay in your room?"
Aesop hummed, and then said seriously: "Don't worry about me, I'm not afraid of sacrifice."
Why do you sound so righteous when you say such weird and vulgar things?
Stank didn't know how to complain anymore.
I wanted to compete with Aesop in thickness of skin, but it turned out to be too naive.
Jer asked, "Doesn't she need to eat?"
"I think so," Aesop said. "After all, it's not completely sealed. The lower body still needs nutrition for its activities."
"Then how does she eat?" Jer was puzzled. "She doesn't have a mouth anymore, right?"
Aesop was a little surprised: "Isn't there another mouth?"
After hearing this, both Stank and Jer showed expressions of fear.
At this time, Stank realized that it was not just the thickness of his skin that was important, but even in terms of the degree of perversion, he and Aesop were worlds apart.
This bastard's thinking is just like the ancient gods in those novels. Even if you just peek at him, you will go crazy instantly!
Fortunately, Aesop quickly explained that he could conjure a "magic mouth" for Lisa specifically for eating, so there would be no problem.
Despite saying so, the two still felt extremely strange. Especially Stank, who no longer had any illusions about challenging Aesop from any angle.
For the sake of your own safety, it is better not to challenge Aesop rashly.
Stank has somewhat accepted his fate.
Since there are some things that cannot be resisted, you can only enjoy them. After all, being with Aesop, at least you have broadened your horizons a lot.
With this thought in mind, Stank suddenly felt much more comfortable.
It's just a little strange. When did the idea of "since I can't resist, I can only enjoy it" come about?
Oh, never mind. It doesn't matter.
Most people, however, were quick to dismiss the sudden appearance of a living woman's butt in Aesop's room. It didn't seem like a big deal. After all, with all the previous incidents involving Aesop, some things weren't particularly surprising. Think about it: he could even keep an inanimate puppet alive, so why would he be so surprised to have sealed away a witch whose only remaining butt was left?
"It's not like this hasn't happened before," Aesop gave an example. "During the war years, magicians would seal away some difficult-to-kill creatures. Among them was a very powerful one, sealed in a ring, known as Ring Master. So, the one I'm sealing now can definitely be called Butt Mother."
After hearing what Aesop said, Stank, Jer and Ganqiu immediately looked at each other, and no one said a word.
Aesop was a little puzzled: "Isn't this joke funny?"
"...So you were kidding me!"
It felt like if they continued like this, more strange knowledge would be gained and their normal outlook on life would be reshaped, so the three of them wisely chose to end the topic.
"Come to think of it, it's almost time." Jer suddenly seemed to have thought of something and stood up and said, "It's time to prepare in advance."
"What's that?" Stank asked. "What's due?"
Jer looked at Stank in silence and said, "It would be fine if Aesop asked me, but how could you ask me, Stank? Isn't it our turn to host this time?"
Shi Wei Tank was stunned for a moment, then suddenly slapped the back of his head: "Oh, you mean that? Fuck... I really forgot about it. There are so many bad things going on recently."
Seeing the two of them talking back and forth in such confusing language, Gan Qiu banged his head on the table in displeasure, protesting, "Hey, hey, hey, if you have something to say, explain it clearly! Riddler, get out of Nightmare Town!"
Jer didn't mean to be a riddler, and immediately said, "Auction, auction, have you forgotten too?"
Gan Qiu finally came to his senses: "Oh, I really forgot. It seems that you are indeed the host this time."
Now, Aesop was the only one who was completely confused. Fortunately, he didn't hesitate to ask, "What auction?"
"Adventurers' auctions are held every once in a while, hosted by prestigious adventurers," Gan Qiu said. "But even though it's hosted, it's not that formal. You can think of it as everyone getting together every once in a while, seeing what they've gained, and then putting up the items they want for auction."
"Yes, the things you see at the auction are all relatively rare, and the prices they fetch are higher than the market price," Jer said. "So everyone is quite enthusiastic about it. Aesop, do you want to give it a try? Although you probably don't need money, you can still see the world. Besides, it seems like going to the Snow Mountain requires a lot of things, so it's not a bad idea to be more prepared. You might even get some valuable information from other adventurers."
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