21 Tonight we are all kindred spirits!

"A human with magical powers!" Stank clapped his hand on Aesop's shoulder and said, "No problem, it must be you. You, Jer, and I, the three of us are destined to become the most tacit three-person team! Our journey will officially begin tonight, from ordinary to great, starting with this first step!"

Listening nearby, Medori's lips twitched slightly. "How could the three prostitutes really describe their actions as so noble?"

Jer smiled and said to Medori, "You don't know this, Medori. Life, as it is called, requires a little sense of ritual. Just like you, if there is no sense of ritual, can you work so hard and happily here just relying on that little salary?"

"I'm so sorry, I work hard and happily here, and I rely on that salary."

"Is that so?" Jel nodded. "Then I'll have to tell Zita that the only relationship between you and her is financial."

Medori's hands tightly grasped the tray, but she said expressionlessly, "Then I'll just have to blow your head off."

Jer immediately burst into laughter, and Stank turned his attention to Kelim, who had already started working: "It's time to go, Kelim!"

But Lim was serving beer to the customers. When he heard Stank's words, he immediately looked over here, but shook his head repeatedly: "No, I've only just started. The boss has already paid me for yesterday's wages. If I slack off again, I'll be letting her down!"

No matter how Stank tempted and persuaded him, Colim was unwilling to follow Stank. When Stank was about to forcibly carry Colim out, he was beaten away by the angry Medori with a tray. He had to give up and let Aesop go instead.

Aesop nodded and put away the stack of parchment in front of him.

This is the evaluation guide that Stank and his team wrote last night. There are four copies in total. The main content is what was mentioned before, evaluating two dream girls of different races and ages.

Who is better, a 50-year-old human or a 600-year-old incest girl?

At the moment, it seems that the 50-year-old human Dream Demon Girl has a slight advantage.

But Aesop felt that he should be the one to give the final definition and make the final decision.

So, even though Stank, Jair and Aesop had only known each other for less than an hour, they were already as close as half-brothers, leaving the food and wine pavilion together and officially stepping into the Nightmare Town where night had already fallen!

……

Finally, after half a month since Aesop escaped from the Star Tower, he finally saw the real Dream Girl.

They stood on both sides of the street, waving at the trio with a smile on their faces.

"Jer, Stank, do you want to come to your sister's place?"

"Who's that new face between you two? He's so handsome~"

All kinds of teasing words flooded into Aesop's mind, but Aesop did not react much.

It’s not that he didn’t react much, in fact he did react a little, but he was a person who was always very focused on what he was doing, and now he put all his attention on that topic.

"Should we go find Guanghui first or that old elf?" Jer asked lazily.

"Hey, hey, hey, Jer, you're starting to interfere," Stank said. "Your prejudice is almost overflowing from your words. We should fairly call them beautiful elves and... ugly old ladies."

"I'm really shocked by your double standards. Is this what a human being is?" Jer pointed at Stank and said dissatisfiedly, "Stak, you can't be weird with your XP. Your personality is also weird!"

"Jer, I'm warning you, you can say I'm not normal, but you can't say my XP is weird!" Stank retorted seriously, "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my XP."

The two of them were arguing so loudly that Aesop couldn't think straight. He had no choice but to interrupt them and say, "Let's go to whichever one is closer first."

"Well, of course the elves are closer!"

This time, Stank didn't give Jer a chance to refute. He hugged Aesop and ran in the other direction, leaving Jer stunned.

"Hey, Stank, you're breaking the rules. It's obviously Guanghui who's closer!"

But there was no chance anymore. By the time Jer caught up, the two of them were already standing in front of an elf with big wavy blonde hair.

"Hey, this is my new little brother. I'll leave him to you tonight." Jer winked at the elf, "Make sure to make him fly."

The elf blinked, covered his mouth and smiled, "Since you've asked me to do this, Stank, I will definitely do my best~ You look so cute, little brother~"

While Stank was talking to the elf, Aesop was also looking at the elf.

How to say it, this was probably the most coolly dressed person Aesop had ever seen.

The thickest part of his body was the pair of boots, and the rest of his body was just wrapped with red cloth strips.

Her skin was very shiny, and under the light it reflected light like a flawless mirror.

Well... just by taking a look from a distance, Aesop felt refreshed.

BOKI BOKI, it's like a rooster crowing to the sky.

Stank pushed Aesop toward the elf. "Go now! I'll cover your expenses tonight. You must write me a respectable review."

Aesop staggered forward, and then the elf came up and hugged Aesop's arm directly, making him feel unprecedented softness.

"Come on, Aesop!" Stank gave Aesop a thumbs-up and grinned, revealing his row of white teeth. He winked at Aesop, "After tonight, we'll be true comrades!"

The elf was also very sensible and whispered in Aesop's ear.

"What a cute little brother, and his little brother~"

"I will definitely let you~"

"It's hard to forget~"

When the elf spoke like this, Aesop suddenly felt an inexplicable smell rushing into his nose.

What kind of smell is this?

It was like a piece of meat that had been left there for who knows how long, causing Aesop's whole body to react, but the reaction was different from before.

That rooster, that rooster!

it,

Sinai.

Aesop immediately pushed the elf away, then took a few steps back and returned to his previous position.

Amidst everyone's questions, Aesop was silent for a while and then asked.

"Doing an evaluation..."

"Does the sacrifice have to be so great?"

Twenty-two woohoo! It's over!

When they left the blonde wavy pixie, the trio's expressions were completely different.

"Aesop, what the hell are you doing?" Stank said angrily. "Why do you say that? How can I come here in the future? Miss Elf is angry. She will definitely give me a 12% discount next time!"

Jer held his stomach and laughed heartily. "I told you, any magic user would be interested in a 600-year-old woman. She's even older than my mom. Only you, Stank, can ignore that smell. No decent person could accept it, right, brother Aesop? But your reaction is too much. I think the old woman's face is about to turn green. But to be honest, yours seems to be even greener."

Aesop's expression was indeed not looking good.

In the spirit of seeking truth from facts, since we are here now, academic work requires sacrifice of these three points. Aesop still gritted his teeth and entered the elf's room.

After staying there for less than three minutes, he rushed out as if fleeing. This made the elf, who was already naked on the bed, feel ashamed and almost went berserk.

"Why on earth is that, Aesop... huh? Can you please stop looking at me like that?" Stank sensed pity and understanding in Aesop's eyes, which made him very annoyed. "That doesn't make sense. Even Jer would have taken off his pants in that situation. How could you bear it?"

Jer said unhappily, "Hey, hey, hey, Stank, I told you not to transfer your XP to me. I would never... No, I wouldn't even go in that situation."

But Jer was still a little curious.

"But your reaction is a bit too big, isn't it? Is it because of the magic? Although I can understand that feeling, I still think your reaction is a bit too much."

Aesop found a suspicious point in the conversation between Stank and Jer. Why did he have to take off his pants for research? Wasn't he studying elves? What did that have to do with him?

But this was just a small doubt, so Aesop decided to ask later and solve the big problem first.

"It should be more than just magic." Aesop recalled the smell just now and said, "Although her magic does make me feel a little uncomfortable. It's too old and has too many impurities."

"After all, she's six hundred years old. No matter how delicious the wine is, it's bound to taste bad after six hundred years." Jer held his head in his hands and said lazily, "That's why I can't accept it. And it's not just the magic power. Just thinking about her being six hundred years old makes it impossible for me to do it."

Stank pursed his lips and wanted to refute Jer, but when he thought that Aesop was the one he had found and was on Jer's side, he suddenly couldn't say anything to refute him. He could only snort coldly and said no more.

But Aesop was still pondering, "Magic is only one factor. Magic that is too old or has too many impurities will make people feel uncomfortable, but that's all. I just smelled another scent from her. It's not the scent of magic, but a real scent."

"A real smell?" Stank and Jer exchanged puzzled glances. "What is that?"

"That smell is a little familiar, I can still smell it now."

Aesop's brows were furrowed, his nose twitching, and then he turned his head and looked at Stank.

"Why are you looking at me?" Stank felt that Aesop's eyes looked a little ominous.

Then he saw Aesop leaning down, sniffing his lower body, and then backing away repeatedly.

"I've found the source of the smell." Aesop pointed at a certain indescribable part of Stank and said, "That's right, it's your smell. That elf has the smell of you."

Stank: “?”

……

"So, your five senses are more acute than those of ordinary people?" Jel pondered after listening to Aesop's explanation. "Just based on your sense of smell, it's not much different from Bruce's... No, in a sense, it's even stronger than Bruce's. Oh, Bruce is an orc, and his sense of smell is the most sensitive among us."

Aesop nodded. His five senses were indeed sharper than those of ordinary people. This was also the result of being specialized with magic.

Back then, Abel was always worried that if such a talented Aesop was targeted by a bad guy, he would definitely be killed by some means. So he specially trained his five senses so that he could easily distinguish the ingredients of potions with just his own strength to avoid being poisoned.

"But why do you only smell the scent from that elf?" Stank was very puzzled. "Did she not take a bath last night? Or do elves not like to take a bath? I feel that Jel doesn't like it very much..."

"Get lost," Jer said unhappily. "Elves just don't like to bathe with ordinary water. We prefer to use rainwater and dew to wash our bodies. That's the cleanest way. When there's no rain or dew, we just use magic to remove the dirt from our bodies."

"Well, isn't that because you don't like taking baths?" Stank said, stroking his chin. "But elves always have a natural body fragrance, which I quite like. But it seems that you can ignore this body fragrance and smell a more private scent. Just like Bruce, he also doesn't like that elf, saying that the smell is wrong..."

As he said this, Stank spread his hands and sighed.

"Such a keen sense of smell will make you miss a lot of fun. By the way, next time you smell something, can you please not tell others about it in front of them? It's really embarrassing."

Jair laughed heartily. "Indeed, it would be a nightmare if you could smell Stank on a nightmare."

Stank glared at him unhappily.

"It seems that Aesop has my magical perception and Bruce's sense of smell... It's indeed a bit troublesome. Stank is right, you will miss many excellent nightmares." Jair patted Aesop's shoulder, "Now there is only one left... Let's go to Zhanzhan Guanghui."

So they immediately took a detour and went to meet the 50-year-old human nightmare, Guanghui.

When Aesop saw that wrinkled face and the smile that looked like a pile of rags, he stepped back from Boki, not to mention Boki.

what is this?

A fatter version of mentor Sarah?

Seeing this scene, Jer couldn't help but spread his hands and let out a cry.

"Woohoo, you still have Stank's aesthetic!"

"My magical affinity, Bruce's sense of smell, and Stank's human aesthetic."

"Then you're finished, aren't you?"

Twenty-three flowers

"So, you guys are back just like that?"

When Klim and Medori heard that the trio had returned to the store early and heard their reasons, both of them showed shocked expressions on their faces.

This... is even possible?

"Yeah, I've never seen anything so tricky." Stank spread his hands and sighed, "I found him two top-notch people, but one of them came out within two minutes, and the other came out without even going in."

Medori asked curiously, "When you say 'came out', is it that 'came out', or the 'came out' that I understand?"

"Just look at his expression and you'll understand. If that 'came out,' he'd definitely be upset... Oh, he looks pretty upset now, but that 'came out' isn't him," Jer said. "He 'came out' too early, so he didn't even have the chance to truly 'come out.' Do you understand what I mean?"

The expressions of Klim and Medori became more and more dazed.

"But then again, at least Aesop was able to get into the elf I was looking for," Stank said quickly, as if he suddenly remembered something. "But Aesop didn't even dare to get close to the human incubus you designated. So no matter how you look at it, I win, right?"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you still trying to compare yourself at a time like this?" Jer said angrily, "A test paper with only your name on it, and a test paper without even your name on it, both got 0 points, and it can only get 0 points. Don't forget that we came back to do serious work."

Kelimu was a little curious: "What business?"

"That's right. Aesop's upbringing was quite strict, so he's quite picky." Jer patted Aesop's shoulder and said, "It's not like we can have everything. He has quite a picky taste. So let's come back and discuss what kind of nightmare would suit him... Speaking of which, what about Ganqiu and Bruce? Many hands make light work. If everyone can come up with an idea, we can definitely help Aesop find the nightmare he likes. That way, we can save his life."

"It's fine for you guys, a bunch of old prostitutes, to just get together, but could you please not make this topic sound so pompous?" Medori couldn't stand it any longer. She said, "If you can't find the nightmare, then you can't find the nightmare. Why does not finding the nightmare mean that your life is a failure?"

"That's what you don't understand, Medori... But now's not the time to explain this to you." Stank looked around and asked, "Where are the others? Why are there so few people in the store?"

"There are indeed fewer guests today," said Klim, "and I didn't see Bruce and Ganqiu either."

"There's nothing we can do about it. We can only rely on ourselves." Stank turned to look at Aesop. "Come to think of it, if your five senses are so sharp, wouldn't you be disgusted by most people? But I also read your previous review about the fire dragon, and it seems that you didn't have any special reaction."

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