Abby was completely stunned. After several seconds, she subconsciously reached out and wiped her face.

At that moment, she finally understood what the "blood" on her legs was.

Then she also fainted with a "quack".

……

When they woke up the next morning, they discovered a magical and strange scene.

I saw that the coffin behind them was half opened.

Then two buttocks grew out of the coffin.

Stank rubbed his eyes, a little confused: "What's going on? Am I still asleep?"

Gan Qiu also expressed his confusion: "Is it because I've been wearing this damn hood for too long that it's affecting my eyesight?"

"Are you sure it doesn't affect your intelligence?"

"Stank, you fucking ..."

"Alright, alright, stop arguing." Jer interrupted the two of them about to start a quarrel and said, "That doesn't make sense. I carved a protective magic circle. No outsider can get in, right? Could it be that the black witch has split?"

"...There's only one butt, can it split into two?"

"Then how are you going to explain this? And why does it stink so badly? I don't even want to get close to it!"

While the three were arguing, Aesop stood up and said, "Let me go and take a look."

Then he walked up to the two buttocks, stared at them carefully for a while, and then suddenly reached out his hand, pulled open their pants, and took a look inside, which scared the other three people.

"Fuck, Aesop, what are you doing?!"

"I'm verifying." Aesop replied.

"...What did you prove?"

"They are not Lysa," Isolt replied, "because their eyes are different."

I bet it was shit, but I lost.

Aesop's words silenced the other three.

After a long silence, Stank asked again, "What's different?"

Aesop repeated: "The eyes are different."

"...I won't even fucking ask what kind of eyes you have." Stank pointed at the two buttocks, one large and one small, and said, "Do you think we're idiots? These buttocks aren't Ryza's, no matter how you look at them! Is there any need to look so closely? Can't you just be honest and say you wanted to see them?"

"Okay." Aesop nodded and said, "I just want to go and see it."

Stank: "..."

Damn, this seemed too sincere, and for a moment Stank didn't know what to say.

Damn it, I really want to go see it too.

When will my skin be half as thick as Aesop's?

Stank fell into a painful struggle, regretting his noble moral principles.

"Alright, alright, let's get these two guys out first." Jer commanded helplessly, "Stank, go open the coffin lid, I'll get that elf girl out, Ganqiu, you go get your people out."

Aesop asked, "What about me?"

"You'd better just watch from the side." Jer didn't dare let Aesop continue working.

Stank and Ganqiu, who originally didn't want to work at all, deeply understood what it meant to do it themselves and have enough food and clothing after seeing Aesop's operation.

So they rushed up immediately, and Stank took over Jer's position, asking Jer to lift the coffin lid while he himself held the elf girl.

Hehehe, I didn’t expect to meet an elf girl here.

Stank was very happy, and Ganqiu thought so too. Only Jer shook his head helplessly, and then went to lift the coffin lid.

It turns out that Jer's work is the best.

When Stank and Ganqiu carried the two people down at the same time and wanted to take advantage of them, they suddenly felt something wet in their hands and touched something sticky.

The two men pulled their hands out and looked at it, feeling something was strange, and then spoke almost at the same time.

"What is this, shacha sauce?"

Aesop saw this and offered a helpful suggestion: "You'll know if you try it. Shacha sauce has a light sweetness."

The two thought it made sense, so they put it to their lips, slurped it, and then their expressions changed little by little.

“It doesn’t seem to have any sweet taste.”

"Yeah, and it tastes so weird," Gan Qiu said. "It's like fucking vomit. Damn, I've never tasted anything so weird before."

Aesop said, "Oh," and said, "That must be vomit."

Stank and Ganqiu's expressions changed immediately. They didn't bother to take advantage of the situation and just let go of the body in their hands. Then they ran to the side and vomited violently.

After vomiting, he immediately rushed to Aesop to settle the score with him: "Why the hell didn't you say it earlier!"

Aesop replied, "I don't know either. You won't let me work."

Stank and Ganqiu: "..."

Okay, that seems to be no problem.

That's not right. How could they suddenly lose their minds and try something that looks so weird?

Stank keenly sensed something was amiss, so he turned to look at Jer and asked, "Jer, can you test whether we have been drugged?"

"You don't even need to test it specifically. Just look at your feet and you'll know." Jer pointed at Stank's legs and said, "Hasn't that already fallen out?"

Stank lowered his head and found that there was indeed a bottle of drugs at his feet, which had obviously fallen out of the elf girl's body just now.

He picked it up, examined it carefully, and then said unhappily, "That's it! I was wondering why I was so confused... But now we know what these two guys do. They're thieves. This kind of drug is a favorite of thieves. Gan Qiu should have a say in it. Damn thieves."

Gan Qiu said somewhat dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, hey, a thief is a thief. There's no need to add some weird adjectives. Look, although I'm a thief, I never do petty theft...at least I haven't done it for a week."

Aesop asked in confusion, "But these two thieves clearly knocked us out, so how could they still fail and even get themselves into trouble?"

As soon as he finished speaking, an extremely weak voice rang out: "That's because I... I protected everything."

Several people followed the sound and found that Jer had turned the coffin board over, and the person speaking now was the butt on the coffin board - Lysa.

They immediately gathered around and asked in surprise, "Really? How did you do that?"

"It's a long story..." Ryza's voice was unusually weak. "This was the trick I was planning on using against Stank, but I didn't expect not only to misjudge the target, but also to go awry."

"What's wrong?"

Lysa sighed and said, "To put it simply, I bet it was a fart, but I lost."

At this moment, the scene fell into deathly silence.

It was unknown how long it took before Stank's furious roar broke the silence: "What the hell do you want to do to me, asshole!"

"You can't blame me for this," Lisa said. "Who told you to keep making sarcastic remarks to me yesterday? I'll show you how powerful I am after being left out all night!"

"Please don't say this kind of powerful thing, okay? I beg you to stop saying it, okay?"

Seeing this scene, Jer couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh.

The adventure I had originally thought of as a journey to avoid the arcanist's pursuit turned out to be a little different from the very beginning.

"You two should stop arguing." Jer pointed at the coffin beside him and said helplessly, "Let's think about how to clean this thing. As much as I hate to mention it, Aesop's spirit is still inside."

After hearing these words, even Aesop's expression gradually changed. He pondered for a moment and said, "Why don't we just let the spirit go free?"

"What the hell is that, what kind of scumbag quote is that!"

"Just because his spirit is dirty, you don't want him anymore? Very well, I must admit that you are the most beastly guy I have ever seen!"

Stank and Ganqiu immediately blamed Aesop, but it was not because they thought Aesop was really too much. They simply wanted Aesop to clean up these disgusting things, otherwise they would feel too unbalanced.

At this moment, a low groan was heard. Several people turned around and saw that it was the elf girl next to them, who seemed to be showing signs of waking up.

Aesop stared at the elf girl for a long time and murmured, "Why does this girl look familiar?"

"Hiss, now that you put it that way, it seems to be true." Stank frowned, "I feel like I've seen it somewhere before."

"Well, that's not important." Aesop said, "I have a bold idea."

The most daring and cruel thing!

When Celine and Abby slowly woke up from their coma, they were tied up. When they looked up, they saw the four strange masked men from last night surrounding them. They were so scared that they almost fainted again.

"Don't faint, don't faint!" Gan Qiu slapped Xilin's thigh and said something like a pervert, "If you faint, there's no guarantee that we will do something perverted and cruel to you, hehehehe."

Xilin was afraid to sleep anymore and asked in a tearful tone, "If we hadn't fainted, would you not have done those things to us?"

"Of course..." Gan Qiu crossed his arms, and when a glimmer of hope flashed in Xilin's eyes, he changed his tone, "It's impossible, but at least you can watch us do those perverted and cruel things to you, hehehehehe."

Celine's face suddenly showed despair, while the rest of the people couldn't help but look at Gan Qiu with sidelong glances, thinking that this kind of villain role is indeed suitable for an extreme sadist like him.

"Don't be afraid, Celine!" Abby tried to cheer Celine up. She glanced coldly at everyone present and said, "We're just stealing. It's not a serious crime. Even if we're taken to the sheriff, we'll only be locked up for a few months. But if these guys do something bad to us, hmm, they'll be in trouble too!"

Several people turned to look at Abby. This halfling was obviously braver than Celine, the elf.

But apparently... there aren't many of them.

From her slightly trembling lips, it can be seen that this guy is just holding on.

Their performance also made several people certain that these two guys were the stupid thief duo they met in Scattered Explosion City. They didn't expect that after going around in circles, they would meet them again in the end.

What a bad fate this is.

"Haha, sheriff? Little sister, are you kidding us?" Gan Qiu said, "Look at us, do we look like good people? You still want to use the sheriff to suppress us? Ridiculous!"

Seeing Gan Qiu's strong desire to perform, Stank couldn't help but cough twice, and then lowered his voice and said, "Hey, hey, hey, don't use things to describe yourself."

"Oh, okay." Gan Qiu nodded and glared at the two again, "We are nothing! I just want to ask you if you are afraid!"

Stank, Jer, and Aesop: "..."

Celine and Abby were indeed scared, because Ganqiu's behavior clearly seemed like his brain was not working well, and they did not look like serious people, they were most likely cult members!

In other words... a cultist with a not very good brain.

This is so fucking horrible and scary.

At this point, Abby couldn't pretend anymore. Her face turned pale and her voice began to tremble: "Then, what do you want?"

"Hehehe, scared, right? But it's no use, I tell you, it's no use!" Gan Qiu had completely immersed himself in the situation. "I told you we're going to do those cruel and perverted things to you, and we'll definitely do them. As for what to do... well, let our boss tell you!"

As he said that, Gan Qiu took a step back and made room for Aesop.

After all, it was Aesop who said he had a bold idea just now.

And given that Aesop has always been quite bold in his ideas, they are also looking forward to how "bold" Aesop will be this time.

After Gan Qiu made way, Aesop stepped forward decisively, and then glared at Celine and Abby who were extremely nervous.

He actually wanted to make perverted noises like Gan Qiu, but unfortunately he was not a sadist. Even if he wanted to be like Gan Qiu, he could only be similar in form but not in spirit. So he stopped pretending and after clearing his throat, he spoke to the two of them.

"Listen carefully. If you want us to let you go, you must obey my instructions completely for the next month and not disobey in the slightest."

One, one month?!

Celine and Abby's expressions suddenly became desperate, especially when they saw Ganqiu, Jair and Stank all showing perverted smiles.

In a month's time, they will be trained into what kind of hot weapons.

And there are only two of them, but there are four perverts on the opposite side!

Celine and Abby were on the verge of tears when they thought about what might... oh no, what would definitely happen in the next month.

Will their dignity, their bodies, and their spirits become numb in the next month?

No, days like this, days like this... I can't accept it!

Or just die.

Just as Celine was beginning to wonder if biting her tongue to commit suicide was a good idea, she heard Aesop say slowly, "For the next month, you will be responsible for taking care of our daily life, preparing our food, and pulling the carriage. Don't complain!"

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