An invincible journey starting from a different race

Alder: “…”

Stank: "..."

Damn it, do you even understand the point? The point isn't about whether it's innocent or not, okay?

Isn’t the point that the son told his father that he left the territory for a grand adventure?

It turned out to be a Cowboy!

The father told his son that he was well-versed in the books of sages and could know everything about the world without leaving home.

What he ended up reading was a pornographic book!

This directly turned all the previous boasting into bullshit.

Stank thought to himself: Damn it! Besides being a deadly assassin, I've taken plenty of risks, too. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so famous, but damn, Aesop didn't even mention it! What am I supposed to do?!

Olde was also thinking in his heart: Damn it, I usually read serious books and never read pornographic books. After all, I have a harem, so what pornographic books are there for me? I only read this one because it was so interesting. As a result, I was caught. I am so fucking desperate!

The father and son thought about it, and finally turned their eyes to Aesop, who had an innocent face.

It's all this guy's (Aesop's) fucking fault.

But then again, we really can't remain silent at this time. The longer we remain silent, the more empty we feel inside.

I had to say something quickly to break the silence.

At this time, Olde, as a father, is still faster than Stank, as a son.

After coughing twice, he said calmly, "I watched your adventure, it was quite exciting. Well, the person who wrote this book is quite talented."

Before Stank could say anything, Aesop asked, "Really? Which part do you think is better written?"

"Uh……"

Old suddenly became a little annoyed. He just said it casually, intending to end this damn and embarrassing topic, but he didn't expect Aesop to dig into the matter directly.

Is this guy here to cause trouble?

Olde looked at Aesop, but found that Aesop's eyes were extremely clear, like the starry sky at night, with a pure beauty, as if there was not a single strange thought in his heart.

What's wrong with this kid?

In reality, Aesop had no particular thoughts; he was simply curious. After all, this was the first reader he had encountered outside of Dream Town. Furthermore, unlike the group of old escorts in the wilderness of Dream Town, this was a lord of status. Therefore, Aesop wanted to know Orda's opinions and views.

This is the idea that a qualified author should have.

"Well," Olde cleared his throat and said, "first of all, the illustrations are beautiful."

"Illustrations?" Aesop didn't expect that the first thing Olde would talk about was his own illustrations.

"Yes."

Olde nodded. He was not being polite. After all, he had read the entire "Aesop's Fables" and was still following the latest volume. For him, the most attractive thing about this book was undoubtedly Aesop's painting skills, which were comparable to those of famous artists. Olde had seen famous artists before, but it had to be said that few famous artists were as down-to-earth as Aesop in drawing pornographic pictures.

And the beautiful girls in the illustrations, one after another, seemed to come alive thanks to Aesop's powerful painting skills.

"For example, I really like your illustration in Volume 7. It's of a vibrant cowboy girl." Old said to Aesop with a smile, "I haven't seen such a lovely girl in a long time. She is simply awakening my youth."

"Volume 7?"

"um, yes."

Olde picked up the teacup and just took a sip of tea when he heard Aesop say, "Oh, that's Stank, the Stank who drank the sex-changing drug."

He was stunned for a moment and subconsciously looked at Stak in front of him. When he saw his own son's face as pale as pig liver, he couldn't help but spit all the tea on Stak's face with a "puff".

The corners of Stank's mouth twitched wildly. In fact, when Olde said the phrase "energetic cowboy girl", even if he had not read "Aesop's Fables", he could feel that something was wrong. But before he could think of how to avoid this topic, Aesop directly killed the topic.

For a moment, neither the father nor the son dared to look at each other.

After all, a new problem was born.

It is more shameful for a son to have his gender changed and be discovered by his father.

As a father, I feel it's more embarrassing to think that my son is quite cute after his gender transition.

…Shit, what the hell kind of fucking topic is this!

No, let's end this damn topic! Come on, someone say something, let's end this damn topic!

Older and Stank were roaring in their hearts at the same time.

In the end, Olde coughed awkwardly twice and said, "Well...you guys had quite a bit of fun out there."

The corners of Stank's mouth twitched slightly, and he forced out a smile, not sure if it could be considered a smile.

Then, Aesop asked, "Apart from the illustrations, is there anything else that impressed you?"

Why are you still talking about this book, you idiot?! Don't you understand the atmosphere?! Can't you talk about something more substantial?

Olde originally wanted to say so, but facing Aesop's extremely pure eyes, he found that he couldn't say no.

Damn it, I really have to keep going. Let’s not talk about illustrations anymore, let’s talk about something else. I must not make any more mistakes!

"Ah, well, uh, let me think about it, let me think about it, there are so many impressive things in your book." Olde's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking that no matter what, he should avoid Stank first and think about what other characters there are in the book, other characters... hm?

He suddenly thought of the latest volume of Aesop's Fables that had just been delivered this morning. He hadn't even finished reading the plot yet. It seemed to be about a dog-beast man.

"Yeah, the one that left a deep impression on me was that dog-beast man," Olde said with a smile. "The one who lost himself in the snowy plains and ended up turning swords against his companions. Haha, I've never seen anything like that before. It must have been quite an interesting scene."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha……"

As he laughed, Alder realized something was not right.

He glanced at Stank and found that the latter's expression... had become unpredictable, which made him think of a possibility.

"No, it can't be..."

Aesop nodded and said, "The one fencing with that dog-beast man was also Stank."

293 Don’t look at me, you bastard!

Just like that, the atmosphere reached an unprecedentedly awkward level.

Olde began to drink tea like crazy, one cup after another, not caring whether the water was freshly boiled or not. He just forced himself to pour it down his stomach. He didn't stop even when bubbles formed on his lips.

On the other side, Stank was frantically scratching the floor with his toes. The "crunching" sound of his toes could be heard from several meters away. It was more than just a sound, he had really scratched through the floor, leaving a small hole of several centimeters in the ground. In the hole were bloody nails and toe skin.

Tragic, really miserable.

The father and son were really about to carve the word "miserable" on the floor. Even Jer and Ganqiu couldn't stand it anymore, so when Aesop tried to continue discussing his "Aesop's Fables" with Olde, Jer and Ganqiu held their shoulders on the left and right and suppressed them together.

"I beg you to stop talking! If you continue, Stank will commit suicide by disembowelment!" Gan Qiu said in a low voice.

"Yeah, since Stank has taken you to pleasure so many times, let him go!" Jer also pleaded for Stank.

But Aesop didn't quite understand: "Huh? What happened? I was just talking to them about my book. I saw that Stank's father was very interested."

"Which eye of yours is interested in him? Mr. Old is old now. We beg you on behalf of Stank not to give him more excitement!" said Jer.

Although Aesop still didn't quite understand, since Jer and Ganqiu had already said so, he was not a devil, so he nodded and indicated that he would not comment anymore.

Seeing that Aesop finally stopped talking about his fables, Olde and the father and son, Stank, all breathed a sigh of relief and felt a sense of relief. However, they were soon grimacing in pain because of the wounds on their lips and toes, looking very miserable.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, let's get back to the point!" Stank endured the pain and looked at his father. "Roman already told me, what's going on with that thing of yours?"

"What's going on?"

"That's your absolute one-hit!"

Alder suddenly became unhappy: "Can't you just speak properly? What do you mean by that thing? This is the thing that gave birth to you and raised you. In a sense, it is your biological father..."

"What the hell is this bullshit theory!" Stank was completely shocked. "You want me to recognize your second brother as my father?"

"I'm just saying, from a purely physiological point of view, it's true," Olde said. "It's what makes you who you are, isn't that what it means?"

The conversation between the two made Jier and Ganqiu hold their foreheads with their hands.

Damn, this father and son are really weird. It seems that Stank’s strange experiences can’t be entirely blamed on Aesop.

Stank and Olde didn't argue for too long on the topic of "Who is your biological father?" After all, it was too stupid. Olde just brought it up on purpose to ease the awkward atmosphere that had been taken the initiative by his son and his friends. Now the topic finally returned to the main topic - "What happened that night?"

"Honestly, I was drunk that night, so I don't remember it very clearly," Olde said, crossing his arms. "If I hadn't woken up the next morning and found my 'Absolute One Shot' missing, I wouldn't have imagined I'd done something so great that night."

Stank's mouth twitched slightly. "...You did it, so could you please not add the modifier 'great' in front of it?"

"Why isn't this 'great'?" Alder said with some dissatisfaction, "I don't have to teach you as a father, but creating life is great no matter where it is placed. People who create life, no matter what You are always a great person. For example, if I created you, then I am a great person."

Stank really didn't want to argue with this old man anymore: "Can you please get to the point?"

"Then why don't you focus on meaningless things?" Older didn't want to suffer any loss from Stank. Seeing that Stank was too lazy to talk back, he nodded in satisfaction. After calming down, he continued, "It was just a very ordinary weekly banquet. You know, it's a banquet held once a week. There's nothing special about it. But for some reason, everyone was so excited at that dinner. People kept coming to toast me."

Stank frowned slightly. "You mean, someone deliberately got you drunk?"

"Of course." Older nodded and said, "Why else would I drink so much for no reason?"

"...Who knows? You used to get drunk all the time, didn't you?" Stank said unhappily. Just as Olde was about to retort, Stank quickly spoke up to prevent Olde from swerving the subject. "But since you're so sure you were drunk, then just assume you were. But why did they get you drunk? Did any of them know about your plan to have a sure-fire hit?"

"Of course," Olde said, "Everyone knows it. There's no one in the manor who doesn't know."

Stank was stunned for a moment, then he came to his senses and suddenly became furious: "So you told everyone about this before this!"

"Yeah." Alder nodded again and asked, "What's the problem with that?"

"How can this be okay?" Stank was so angry that his teeth were itching. "Don't you like reading?! Don't you know that the king's succession is done in secret? Why are you making such a fuss?"

Stank had always thought that Olde should treat the matter of Absolute One Shot as a secret no matter what.

After all, this matter is too sensitive. Once it is exposed, it is hard not to have improper thoughts.

Therefore, their next focus can be on who leaked the news.

But what no one expected was that the person who leaked the news... was actually Olde himself!

"So what?" Olde snorted coldly, "Do I know what the biggest difference between me and those kings is?"

"Yes, what is it?"

Alder said seriously, "It's because I'm awesome."

Stank was completely stunned. After a while, he started to curse out all kinds of things like "You are so awesome!" and was extremely angry.

This made Olde quite dissatisfied: "Why are you so excited? Let me tell you, you are too young to understand the mystery of this."

Stank was so angry that his chest hurt. After hearing what Alder said, he subconsciously asked, "What's the secret?"

"Haha, before, those women had already reached a plateau in their affection for me. You know, it's like a dried-up river, no matter how hard you try, it won't flow." Olde folded his arms and said with great understanding, "But once I told them that I now possess the ability to absolutely deliver, things are different. To please me, they really... flowed like a stream."

Stank: "..."

Jer: “…”

Gan Qiu: “…”

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale.

Stank kept repeating this in his mind.

He is my dad, he is my dad, he is my dad... What the hell!

Stank suddenly stood up and cursed, "I can't help you anymore, you lunatic, just go and kill yourself" and was about to leave, but Ganqiu and Jer hugged his legs from the left and right.

"Alright, alright, Stank! There's no need for that. There's no need for that."

"Now that things have come to this, let's think about what to do!"

After a lot of desperate pulling and persuasion, Stank was finally able to sit back down. Then, he was almost broken down by Olde's words, "You are too impatient. You are still young." So he was comforted again.

This father and son duo is really terrifying, especially this Olde.

After comforting Stank, Jer wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and thought.

Although he had lived for more than two hundred years and had gained enough experience, Olde could definitely be considered the second most bizarre and incredible person he had ever seen.

What, you ask who is ranked first?

Isn’t that the guy who just choked Olde so much that he was speechless?