An invincible journey starting from a different race

"Hey, hey, hey, Gan Qiu, there's no need, there's really no need!"

"If you push harder, he'll die!"

Jer and Stank tried their best to push Ganqiu off the old priest. If they had been a little later, the priest would probably have died on the spot.

"Cough, cough, cough..." The priest, having recovered from his shock, began coughing violently, his old face flushed crimson. It was unclear whether it was from holding it in or from embarrassment, but no matter which it was, he was resentful. "You, you rushed in and attacked me without saying anything, and now you're blaming me?"

Upon hearing this, Ganqiu, who had been finally subdued by Jair and Stank, nearly exploded again. "Asshole! Don't you see what you are doing in the church? Doing such a blasphemous thing in front of the goddess statue, any believer who comes in will not slap you twice!"

"How is this considered blasphemy?" the priest said unhappily. "Besides, I'm sick, so I'm praying to the goddess for healing power. Isn't that perfectly normal? Are you the only believers allowed to pray, and not a priest like me?"

"How dare you say you're praying to the goddess?!" Gan Qiu yelled, "I'm embarrassed to expose you... The one you're praying to is clearly Patrick!"

The priest was immediately shocked: "You know Patrick too?!"

...That's too good to be true.

Everyone couldn't help but turn their eyes to Aesop.

Although I have known for a long time that Aesop's name is very famous, I still didn't expect it to be so famous that even the priests in the holy city of Raphael pray to him.

Seeing that the object of his prayers was ruthlessly exposed by Gan Qiu, the priest's face was indeed a little embarrassed.

After all, as a priest, he could only have one faith. So praying to another being was against the rules no matter how you looked at it.

As if he was afraid that Gan Qiu would report him, the priest sneaked out the door, looked around, and after making sure that there was no one else, he closed the church door again and returned.

Seeing the priest do this, Gan Qiu said angrily: "Why, are you still going to kill people to silence them?"

"Of course not." The priest waved his hand and said, "Since you've already discovered me, I won't pretend anymore. Are you interested in learning more about my Lord? Feel his power."

"I think I know the goddess well enough."

"Of course it's not the goddess." The priest winked at Gan Qiu, and then directly took out a brand new copy of Aesop's Fables from his robe, "but my other master, Patrick Star."

Everyone: "..."

Gan Qiu's mouth twitched slightly. "It's fine if you worship other gods, but you actually attribute this to your faith and promote it to others... Can you be considered a follower of the goddess like this? Oh no, you're more than just a follower, you're a priest!"

The priest waved his hand and said, "Hey, don't say such harsh words. It makes me sound like I'm a cult member. To be honest, I haven't been a follower of Patrick for very long, only about ten minutes ago."

“…wasn’t that just now?”

"Yes." The priest said honestly, "I originally thought I was incurable. I just tried it out of a sense of wonder, and then I found out..."

He lowered his head, looked at his vibrant trunk, and said excitedly.

"Old trees can really sprout new buds! If it really works, why shouldn't I follow him?"

After hearing the priest's words, everyone was stunned.

They hadn't expected that the priest would be such a... pragmatic person.

Once they find something useful, they will use it immediately, and they can also quickly switch beliefs and promote it to others.

Is this the priest?

Sure enough, he is different from ordinary believers.

But the priest also had his own explanation for this. He said seriously, "I haven't betrayed my faith. My heart and soul still follow the goddess...it's just that my body has chosen Patrick. Whenever the goddess needs my body, I will naturally offer it to her."

Your body...

The priest's words made Gan Qiu involuntarily look down. Looking at the willow branch that had just hit his face, he felt uneasy again: "Can you please pull up your pants before you talk?!"

"Oh oh oh, I almost forgot, I almost forgot, wait for me for a moment."

The priest then remembered that his current appearance was not very elegant, so he immediately returned to the inner room and changed his pants before coming out again.

He not only changed his pants, but also straightened his hair that had been messed up by Gan Qiu, and straightened his smile in front of the mirror, so that when he faced the crowd again, he could look at everyone with his very characteristic "kind" eyes, looking like a kind priest again, about to ask about the confusion in the hearts of the visitors.

It would be even more similar if what he was holding in his hands was not Aesop's Fables but The Testament.

"Everyone is confused..." The priest himself was almost caught up in the drama, and only realized it halfway through his speech. "Fuck, why are you saying so much? What are you doing here? Don't you know that this church is closed?"

"closed?"

"Yes." The priest sat on the chair and said lazily, "Raphael had so many churches in the past because there were so many believers who needed to pray to the goddess. But in the past few years, the church headquarters began to deliberately expand the central cathedral to allow more priests to enter there, and then abolished the small churches on the periphery. The place where I am is also one of those that was abolished, so this is no longer a church. Strictly speaking, it is a private residence, um, a private residence..."

As the priest was speaking, he felt as if something was wrong. After thinking about it for a moment, he suddenly jumped up.

"Assholes, think about it, you guys just stormed into my house and beat me up! Damn it, I can do whatever I want in my own home! You little bastards have already broken the law, don't you know? I can call the sheriff to arrest you!"

Uh……

Hearing the priest say this, several people suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and then quickly pushed Gan Qiu out: "Never mind our business, he brought us here."

Gan Qiu's eyes widened immediately. "You guys, could you please stop being so heartless? You're betraying me like this?!"

Just as Gan Qiu was thinking about how to shirk responsibility, he saw the priest wave his hand again and said, "Forget it, forget it. No one has been here for a long time anyway. It would be nice to have someone here to liven it up... So what's going on?"

Seeing that the priest didn't care, Gan Qiuqiu quickly explained to him why he was there.

"I'm here to see a nun who treated me more than ten years ago."

"A nun who treated you more than ten years ago?"

The priest directly divided Gan Qiu's sentence into three parts, and then his expression gradually became strange.

"What's wrong?" Gan Qiu asked, "Is there any problem?"

"Your words contain three questions, and I don't know which one to address." The priest spread his hands and said, "Your words are as incomprehensible as if you had rushed in and beaten me up."

Gan Qiu was a little nervous again: "Can you even speak human language?"

"Well, okay, then I'll tell you." The priest sat up a little straighter and said, "Let's talk about the most crucial issue."

"what?"

"This chapel has never had a nun since it was founded."

Gan Qiu was slightly stunned: "What do you mean?"

"Literally." The priest spread his hands and said, "There are no nuns, only priests."

Gan Qiu was stunned for a moment, and then as if he thought of something, his expression gradually became terrified.

426 Praise Patrick

A few minutes later, Gan Qiu sat on the steps in front of the chapel, staring blankly at the sun above his head.

Although he didn't say anything, from this composition, several people could still feel the despair surging from Gan Qiu's heart, and the crisp sound of his childhood fantasy being shattered, just like glass hitting the ground and shattering into pieces.

After looking at each other, Jer and Stank decided to go up and comfort him.

After all, they rarely saw Gan Qiu in such a dazed state, and it seemed that the blow was indeed very serious.

So the two of them sat side by side next to Gan Qiu.

Stank was the first to speak: "Ganqiu, what are you thinking about?"

Gan Qiu murmured, "I was toyed with by a man."

The first sentence almost made Stank and Jer collapse at the same time.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, don't dwell on those unpleasant things." Stank patted Gan Qiu's shoulder and pointed at the sun overhead. "It's nice to bask in the sun. Look at the sun today. It's big and round, and it looks like..."

"My cow that has been played with by men."

"This doesn't look like shit at all, okay? And what does being big and round have to do with you... Okay, okay, yes, yes, it looks like, like, like, it really looks like death."

Stank was afraid of making things worse for Ganqiu, so he had to bite the bullet and admit that it was big and round.

Jier also began to comfort Gan Qiu: "Gan Qiu, that happened a long time ago. There's no need to keep holding on to it. It's over. Besides, wasn't the priest's original intention to help you with treatment?"

"Even if he wants to treat me, he can't use that method!" Gan Qiu was angry again, "He's a man!"

"You mean, if it's a nun, there won't be a problem?"

"of course!"

My goodness, the same treatment method is different when applied to people of different genders?

Stank acted reasonable. "Ganqiu, I have something to say to you. Since I'm treating you, I'm a doctor. To a doctor, patients don't have gender, so doctors... shouldn't have gender either. You can't treat them differently."

Gan Qiu glanced at Stank and said, "What if it was you? What if you were being harassed by someone of the same sex..."

"Then I'll just fucking kill him!" Stank cursed subconsciously when he thought of that scene. After he cursed, he realized something was wrong. He was afraid that Gan Qiu would really seek revenge on the priest. He wanted to change his words, but it was too late. He could only bite the bullet and say, "But after all, it has already happened, and it's been so long. Even if you want to seek revenge on him, it's impossible, right?"

"Of course I didn't want to seek revenge on him, it's just, it's just..." Gan Qiu lowered his head and looked at his clenched fists, "It's just that all the beautiful memories I had back then are now shattered! It was because of him that I embarked on the path of a bodyguard and achieved what I have today..."

"Uh, why do you sound weird?"

"Shut up!" Gan Qiu was so angry that his whole body was shaking. "Anyway, now my childhood fantasy, my white moonlight, has disappeared. My life is suffering from huge setbacks and blows, and you are still laughing at me!"

"Then you're just being mean here." Stank said seriously, "You're our brother. You're going through such a hard time right now. How could a brother laugh at you?"

"Oh, really?" Ganqiu glanced at Stank and said, "The priest teased me."

"Oh hehehehe."

"Look at you! Look at you! You can't even pretend anymore, you bastard! Stop it, I want to duel you!"

"Alright, alright." Jer quickly changed the subject. "But in your memory, wasn't that an elf nun with a fantastic figure, curvaceous figure? If it was just her feminine looks, then it's possible, but a figure is hard to fake, right? There's a huge difference between male and female elves."

Jier's words reminded Gan Qiu. He temporarily let Stank go and then thought seriously: "Yes, although my memory may be filtered by my childhood, I wouldn't mistake a man for a woman. She is obviously so curvy..."

Stank interjected, "Maybe it's because his pectoral muscles are more developed."

“But it’s still curvy.”

"That means your gluteus maximus is just as well developed, just like those muscular guys in the gym." Stank said as he showed off his muscles to Gan Qiu.

Gan Qiu was furious again: "Are you sick? Are you looking for death?!"

Then he was going to fight with Stank again. Seeing this, Jer was too lazy to stop him. He thought it would be better to let them fight, and he wouldn't think too much when they started fighting.

But at this moment, the priest from before suddenly walked out of the church, as if he suddenly remembered something, and said to Gan Qiu: "Hey, I seem to have forgotten that there was indeed an elf nun here more than ten years ago."

After hearing this, Gan Qiu suddenly stopped the hand that was about to hit Stank on the head, turned his head and looked at the priest in a daze, as if he couldn't believe it: "Really?!"

"Of course." The priest nodded and said, "It's just that I wasn't here at that time, and the elf nun didn't stay in this small church for long and left quickly. That's why I didn't think of her the first time. She does have good medical skills. Although she didn't stay for long, she still cured many people and earned a good reputation. But you are the only one who wanted to come back to visit her. I think she would be very happy to know."

Gan Qiu was a little confused.

He felt that in this short hour, he had experienced a transformation from heaven to hell and then back to heaven. His emotions were as exciting as a roller coaster, which made his body tremble uncontrollably.

"Did you hear that, Stank, Jer!" Gan Qiu became excited. "That nun existed, hahahaha, that nun existed, hahahahahahaha! I'm not mistaken, she did exist, hahaha!"

Having said that, Gan Qiu suddenly turned around and ran out.

Stank and Jair were shocked. "What are you going to do? Didn't the nun leave already?"

"I know, but I'm going to the Incubus Shop and find a nun incubus. I want to relive the feeling of the past! Relive my youthful childhood."

"Your youth is really pure yellow, isn't it? Hey! And wait for me, damn!"

As he spoke, the others also chased after him, fearing that Gan Qiu, that B-man, would go to the Nightmare Shop without taking them with him.

Seeing this scene, the priest showed a complicated expression on his face, then he chuckled, shook his head, turned around and prepared to return to his chapel.

But when he turned around, he was surprised to find that there was someone standing behind him and had not left.

"Why don't you go with your friends?" the priest asked Aesop in some confusion.

Aesop did not answer the priest's question directly. Instead, he picked up a yellow booklet and said, "I saw this on the table over there."

The priest's expression froze for a moment, but he quickly recovered. "It's rude to rummage through other people's belongings without permission, kid. Didn't your father teach you that?"

"I don't have a father."

"……sorry."

Aesop didn't care and continued, "This is a penalty notice from the church. This church was not closed down for the reason you mentioned earlier, but because the previous elf priest was arrested and imprisoned for violating regulations. That's why the church was forced to close... Is this elf priest the nun you just mentioned to Gan Qiu?"

Seeing that Aesop had already read the contents of the booklet, the priest knew that there was no point in hiding it any longer.

In fact, he could have made up some more lies or refused to answer, but looking at Aesop's extremely wise eyes, the priest felt that lies seemed meaningless in front of him.

"You're right," the priest sighed. "The previous elf priest of this church was arrested and imprisoned for molesting a little boy. Because the impact was so severe, the church was ordered to close. I don't really want to talk about that guy. He's a scumbag and knows a lot of magic. So he often changes his appearance to look like a nun and then lures innocent little boys into the church."

"Are you one of them?"

The priest's expression froze again: "How do you know?"

Aesop replied, "Because that part of your body doesn't seem to be aging naturally."