“They haven’t been sterilized!”
Gan Qiu: “?”
……
PS: Let’s change to a new map and write down some of my more rudimentary ideas.
440, you arrested yellow element!
Seeing that the passers-by around him were looking at him with extremely terrified eyes, Gan Qiu was still a little confused.
Sterilization? What sterilization?
Is this the sterilization I understand?
No, I wasn't wearing pants. Is it necessary to make such a fuss that I need to be sterilized?! The punishment here is too harsh!
Gan Qiu was about to explain when he saw passersby shouting, "Call the sheriff, call the sheriff!"
"There are pornographic elements and lustful people here!"
What the hell is a pornographic person? What the hell is a lustful person?! What kind of weird names are these?!
You bastards, could you please stop putting labels on me?
...hiss, but when I think about it carefully, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the way this hat is put on.
Just as Gan Qiu was wondering whether he was a yellow element, several "sheriffs" in pure black uniforms walked through the crowd and pressed him to the ground before Gan Qiu could react.
"Hey, hey, hey, you bastards!" Gan Qiu yelled, "I'm not a bad person! I just had an accident and accidentally lost my clothes and pants. I'm not a bad person, nor a pervert. I'm a victim!"
"Shut up!" The sheriffs were all wearing thick masks, so much so that their voices made a buzzing sound. "The evidence of your guilt is right in front of you! Do you still want to deny it at this point?!"
"Evidence?" Gan Qiu was very confused. "Where do I have any evidence?!"
"Still playing dumb?" the sheriffs sneered. "Although the evidence of your crime is minimal, it's not nonexistent! Our eyes are sharp, and no evidence, no matter how small, will escape our notice!"
Initially, Gan Qiu didn't understand what these guys were talking about, but when he heard the word "small," he instantly understood and reacted: "You bastards, who are you calling small?! I'm telling you, you can insult my personality, but you can't... woooooo."
Before he could finish his words, Gan Qiu's mouth was blocked by a ball gag by the sheriffs.
Why the hell is it a ball gag?! Aren't the things you sheriffs carry around really inappropriate?!
Gan Qiu struggled frantically, but there were too many sheriffs on top of him, and he couldn't turn over no matter how hard he struggled.
Just as he was about to give up, thinking, "Whatever, it won't kill me anyway," he heard the sheriffs talking again.
"Now how to do?"
"Is that even a question?" another older sheriff said, "According to the new regulations on public security handling, anyone found to be a pornographic element who hasn't completed the ritual will be executed on the spot!"
Execution on the spot? What kind of execution?!
Gan Qiu felt uneasy. He turned his head hard and found that the sheriff he had just mentioned had opened a silver box and took out a pair of shiny scissors from it.
Gan Qiu's extremely terrified eyes were reflected on the blade of the scissors.
Asshole! What are you doing with scissors?!
You guys, don't you really want to...
Thinking of this, Gan Qiu struggled desperately again, and even when he was pushed to the extreme, he suddenly bit the ball gag in his mouth into pieces.
"Assholes!" Gan Qiu yelled, "What the hell do you lunatics want to do?!"
Gan Qiu's move also shocked the sheriffs present.
"What an amazing power!"
"It's simply not something a normal race can do. This is completely like a beast..."
"Yes, those who don't undergo the purification ritual will eventually degenerate into beasts," the elderly sheriff said sternly. "But don't worry, we'll complete the ritual for him now. As long as we cut this source of trouble, you'll never be so impulsive again. You'll become a normal person like us."
"What the hell?! What do you mean by normal people like you?" Gan Qiu was afraid that these lunatics would really attack, so he continued to yell, "You're talking as if you don't have it! Everyone has it, so why do you have to cut mine?! You hypocritical people are really bad..."
Before Gan Qiu could finish his words, the older sheriff said in a rather displeased tone, "What are you talking about? What do you mean by double standards? We are different from you. We completed the purification ritual long before we were born."
Hearing the sheriff say this, Gan Qiu couldn't help but be stunned: "What?"
The sheriff continued with a proud tone, "It is precisely because of this that we can be more rational, more powerful, not be entangled by desires, and make this society more developed... Don't worry. You will soon become one of us. We will not abandon anyone who may become our compatriot. You just need to bear it for now and let us complete the ceremony. It may be a little painful at first, but it will hurt more later..."
Oh my god, is this going to hurt more?!
Are you trying to comfort people?
Huh? Are you trying to comfort me? This is clearly a threat, this is a complete threat!
They talk about it as a purification ritual, but it's pure torture. Even in times of war, few races would be so cruel!
Gan Qiu didn't know what kind of place he had come to. He really hoped that these guys would suddenly take off their masks, revealing familiar faces one after another, and then say to Gan Qiu, "Hahaha, you've been tricked."
But he also knew it was just his own delusion, because these guys didn't look like they were joking no matter how you looked at them. Especially the older sheriff, who had already taken out scissors, medicine bottles, syringes, and disinfectant from the silver box. If it was a prank, there would be no need to go to such lengths.
These guys really want to have themselves sterilized!
When Gan Qiu realized this, huge energy suddenly burst out from his small body, which did not want to be sterilized.
"Don't fucking joke with me!"
When the elderly sheriff approached Gan Qiu with scissors in his hand, Gan Qiu suddenly overturned the other sheriffs who were pressing on his body, and then slapped the elderly sheriff on the mask, sending the elderly sheriff flying.
"How dare you, a yellow element, arrest me!" The other sheriffs were furious and immediately rushed towards Gan Qiu.
Gan Qiu turned around and ran away.
His strong desire to survive made him burst out with more strength, and he left these sheriffs behind in an instant.
Then he heard the sheriffs behind him talking loudly.
"District 10, District 10! A yellow element is being apprehended. Sheriffs around District 10, please assist in the arrest!"
"The characteristic is that he was not wearing pants, and the evidence of his guilt was minimal!"
"I repeat, the main characteristic is that he wasn't wearing pants, and the evidence is minimal, so we need to carefully discern it!"
"Please sterilize them on the spot after you catch them!"
……
PS: The last two chapters were censored, but it wasn't a big deal, just one or two sensitive words. It was almost time for the editor to remove them, and after I finished revising them, they stopped reviewing them, so they haven't put them back up yet. I'll ask the editor tomorrow, and if they don't approve, I'll definitely see them on Monday.
441 You have to swear to Patrick!
Gan Qiu ran for his life on the spacious street.
For him, this was a first. Although he had been chased and hacked by bosses in dungeons and hunted by enemies for various reasons a few times in his long adventurer career, being hunted by a city's law enforcer, the sheriff, was truly a first.
He ran very fast, but he was also very tired. After all, halflings with short and thick legs were not good at running. Especially since he was not wearing pants, it really hurt to swing them around.
However, in order to avoid having no chance to feel pain in the future, Gan Qiu had to run for his life to leave those guys whose legs were much longer than his far behind.
Gan Qiu's ostentatious parade through the streets naturally attracted the attention of many passers-by.
When passersby saw Gan Qiu, their reactions were the same.
He was stunned at first, then his eyes gradually moved downwards, then turned into fear, and finally backed away repeatedly, as if he was afraid of being associated with Gan Qiu.
This is why Gan Qiu was able to run wildly in this completely unfamiliar place without anyone daring to stop him. However, although these passers-by would not stop him directly, they would directly inform the sheriffs who were chasing Gan Qiu. They would point to the location where Gan Qiu fled and shout loudly, "Quick, that illegal yellow element is over there! Don't let him go!"
This tacit cooperation between the police and the public made it impossible for Gan Qiu to escape completely, and he could not help but feel desperate.
"What the hell is this place?! Gan Qiu really wanted to cry. "What the hell are these illegal yellow elements?! Why do I have to be castrated as soon as I get here? Where's Aesop? Where's Stank? Save them!"
I don’t know if the goddess heard Gan Qiu’s prayers, but when Gan Qiu was being chased to a dead end and was about to be killed by the sheriffs who were following closely behind him, at the corner of an alley, a hand suddenly stretched out, grabbed Gan Qiu’s shoulder, and then exerted force suddenly, pulling Gan Qiu into the shadow on the side.
Before Gan Qiu could say anything, he felt a black screen in front of his eyes, as if he was covered by something.
He was about to speak when he suddenly heard a very low female voice in his ear: "Shh, don't talk! I'm here to help you!"
Come to help me?
Although he was a little confused, Gan Qiu immediately stopped talking.
After all…even though he didn't know the other party's identity, it wouldn't be worse than being caught up by those sheriffs who wanted to castrate him.
So Gan Qiu immediately quieted down, and then listened nervously to the footsteps of the sheriffs gradually approaching, sounding beside him, but quickly disappearing in the distance.
At this moment, Gan Qiu and the female voice in the darkness breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time.
Then the darkness lifted as the black cloaks that had draped them were removed.
Gan Qiu immediately turned around and saw a person standing behind him. She was dressed simply, but her appearance and figure were indeed the best among the best...
"Are you, the nightmare?" Gan Qiu asked uncertainly.
"Of course." The other party nodded and said, "Who else would save you except the nightmare?"
Gan Qiu didn't understand: "Why do you say that?"
"It's simple," the other person said, spreading his hands. "Because we all share the same suffering... yellow elements."
……
Afterwards, the nightmare named Luna took Ganqiu to a so-called place where these yellow elements could take shelter.
During a brief conversation with Luna, Gan Qiu also confirmed a fact.
That is, he did travel through time.
But it wasn't a journey to another world, it was a journey to... the future.
Because the city they are in now is called Raphael.
The world is still the same world, because all the alien races are still there, such as Luna, the incubus, and Ganqiu, who was recognized as a halfling by Luna at a glance.
Judging from the timeline, he should have come to Raphael five hundred years later.
It seems that Aesop did succeed in stirring up time, allowing the power of the Lord of Storm and Time to take effect, and sending them to five hundred years later in one fell swoop.
But wasn't Aesop after the perfect breasts? How did he suddenly affect time? He had always said he wouldn't change time or taint history.
So what exactly did Aesop encounter in that storm, and where is he now? And what about Stank, Jer and the others? It doesn't make sense that I was the only one who traveled through time, and the others didn't come?
Moreover, logically speaking, five hundred years was neither long nor short. For short-lived beings like them, it was definitely long, enough to last for more than ten lifetimes. For immortals, however, it was only a generation or two. And since there were so many immortals in this world, logically speaking, even if Raphael five hundred years later was different from Raphael five hundred years ago, the changes shouldn't be drastic.
But the problem is... this change is too big.
The most intuitive example is Luna beside Ganqiu.
Five hundred years ago, nightmares were the largest race in the world.
Now, five hundred years later, nightmares have become the rarest race in the world and can be considered an endangered species.
As for why...
"You actually asked me such a question?" Luna looked at Gan Qiu with a very suspicious look. "Are you kidding me? Actually, I wanted to ask you just now. You asked me so many common sense questions, which is a bit outrageous. You don't know this, you don't know that, how did you survive until now?"
"Uh, this..." Gan Qiu scratched his head and said distressedly, "If you ask me like this, I don't know how to explain it to you."
Should I just say I came from the past? That reason sounds like a fabrication, and it's the kind of fabrication that lacks sincerity.
But there was no other way. If he didn't explain, Luna's suspicion of him would only grow. Gan Qiu clearly felt that after he asked those questions, Luna had subconsciously moved away from him and her eyes had become more alert.
"Are you... a spy sent by those sheriffs?" Luna stopped walking. "If that's the case, I definitely can't bring you to your companions."
"I was chased down like that just now, so of course I'm not a spy." Gan Qiu said helplessly, "Besides, couldn't you tell whether I was a spy just now... ahem, couldn't you tell? I haven't been purified."
"That's hard to say," Luna said. "With your size, it's hard to say it hasn't been purified."
Gan Qiu's mouth twitched wildly, and he subconsciously wanted to draw his sword to teach this ungrateful nightmare demon a lesson.
"If you want me to believe you... well, you have to swear." Luna said seriously.
"Swear it, then swear it." Gan Qiu rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't it just swearing to the goddess?"
"Goddess? Who asked you to swear to the goddess?" Luna frowned, then pulled out a book that Gan Qiu was very familiar with from her bosom, and continued seriously, "Of course it's to our Incubus god, the omniscient, omnipotent, transcendental to the mortal world, who single-handedly changed the world—Patrick Star!"
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