Was Gan Qiu the only one who came to this place? That was why he didn't meet anyone else, because they hadn't come at all.

Thinking of this, Gan Qiu couldn't help but feel a deep fear in his heart.

No, I don’t want a life where I can’t do anything about it. No!

Just when Gan Qiu was feeling desperate about his seemingly predictable miserable life, a black box placed on the table beside him suddenly made a sound.

"Please, sheriffs around District 13, listen up! Two naked yellow elements are fleeing in this neighborhood. I repeat, two naked yellow elements are fleeing in this neighborhood. Please, sheriffs around District 13, immediately head to the area to pursue and round up these individuals!"

"The two yellow elements are a human and an orc. They are characterized by being naked and performing a purification ritual. Next, I will upload the footage of the demon they arrested five minutes ago."

As he spoke, the black box suddenly burst into a picture.

Gan Qiu turned his head with a sense of understanding, and then he saw that in the brightly lit and bustling night market, there were two extremely inharmonious figures running for their lives.

To be precise, it’s not running wildly, it’s streaking.

……

"Fuck fuck fuck!" Stank yelled as he ran wildly, "What the hell is going on?! Bruce, is this the work of you, you bastard? Where are my clothes?!"

"How the hell should I know where your clothes are? I want to know where my own clothes are!" Bruce also yelled at Stank, "Do you think I have the same habit of streaking as Ganqiu... Damn, it really hurts when I'm shaking. I'm going to be crippled if I keep running!"

"But if we stop, we won't even have a chance to destroy them!" Stank turned around and looked at the sheriffs who were chasing them with scissors in hand. "What the hell is going on?!"

Like Ganqiu, Stank and Bruce had been in this world for some time, but they were "born" together from the very beginning, a male on top of a male. This made both of them, upon regaining consciousness, think that this was the other's doing. Furthermore, they had already experienced this before in the snowy mountains, so the two of them, extremely angry, immediately started a physical collision between men—a fight.

Then, the noise naturally attracted the nearby sheriff.

After all, the two of them were too eye-catching. One was naked and the other was covered in hair. The only thing they had in common was that they were not wearing clothes and had the conspicuous Black Crescent Blade and Pitch-Black Spear.

So naturally, the two of them, like Gan Qiu, found themselves in the predicament of being hunted by the sheriff.

At first, they thought the sheriffs were chasing them because they were running naked in the street. But when the sharp scissors almost made them drink less drugs when they went to the sex change shop, they realized something was wrong. At the same time, from the unprecedented environment around them and the memories swallowed by the turbulent space and time, they concluded that they had arrived in the future.

And it's a very strange future.

So, the two of them immediately switched from fighting each other to running away together.

Then they found that it was really difficult to run fast while streaking. Their feet and balls hurt, and they felt like they would be exhausted if they continued running, and they couldn't escape.

"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore!" Stank was furious. "I'm not running away anymore!"

Unlike Ganqiu, these two need weapons to fight.

Stank was a human swordsman, while Bruce was a berserker of the orcs. Both were powerful adventurers. Even without clothing or weapons, their sheer physical prowess was unmatched by ordinary men. So, tired of running, the two men stopped in their tracks, one punching, the other slapping, and quickly and efficiently knocked down the two sheriffs behind them.

The smoothness of the process surprised both Stank and Brutz themselves.

"What? Are you guys so weak?" Stank flexed his muscles. "You can't even withstand a punch?"

"Haha, I really overestimated you." Bruce crossed his arms, as if he had instantly regained the aura of a strong man. "If this is all you can do, then you should stop picking fights like others."

If the two of them were not naked, their aura might be even stronger.

Hmm... maybe it's because he's not wearing any clothes that his aura is so strong?

Faced with the provocation of the yellow thugs, the sheriffs were naturally angry, so they rushed up together, but without exception, they were all knocked down by Stank and Bruce.

At this moment, Stank and Bruce are like two gods of war!

"Who else!"

After beating down nearly ten sheriffs in succession and venting his anger, Stank became even more arrogant. He pointed at the last sheriff still standing and said, "Don't just stand there, come up and die!"

But the sheriff took out a booklet slowly, opened it and read from it.

"I pray to the goddess that everyone present who has experienced X once will have their combat effectiveness reduced by one percent."

As soon as he finished speaking, Stank and Bruce fell to the ground with a thud and could not get up again.

Si Si Liu, you must be stupid, this rule doesn’t apply to me!

"Fuck, fuck, did that guy use some kind of witchcraft?!"

Stank and Bruce both fell down, which was seen by Gan Qiu who was not far away, and his expression changed drastically.

"Why did you suddenly fall down? Hey!"

Since Stank and Bruce escaped and boarded Raphael's Shadow, Ganqiu also knew the location of these two guys, so he immediately ran over with other nightmares, intending to come here to pick them up.

Because escaping yellow elements have always been a major problem for Raphael, basically any discovery will be put on the wanted list through the Shadow. Luna had previously discovered Gan Qiu through the Shadow and eventually rescued him, so they came this time to rescue Stank and Bruce.

However, no one expected that the turmoil caused by Stank and Bruce would be much bigger than that caused by Ganqiu before, and the number of people being hunted was completely on a different scale.

But Gan Qiu wasn't too worried. After all, he knew how formidable these two guys were. Just because they were constantly following Aesop around, living off the fat of their lives, they couldn't ignore their status as the strongest adventurers. Furthermore, they were the kind who fought the enemy head-on, unlike Gan Qiu, who could only grope others' buttocks... Hmm? Why did I call myself a creep?

Ahem, in short, Gan Qiu felt that as long as Stank and Bruce were willing, they should be able to break out of the encirclement easily. It would be better to say that Gan Qiu came here to cling to his thighs rather than to support.

The first half of the battle was exactly as Ganqiu had envisioned. Stank and Bruce easily outmaneuvered these frivolous vigilantes. Even without clothing or weapons, they could easily defeat these fellow vigilantes with their sheriffs' physical prowess. However, Ganqiu hadn't anticipated the second half. With only one vigilante left, this weakling, seemingly unmatched by any other vigilantes, pulled out a book and, with a few incantations, instantly dispatched Stank and Bruce.

How is this possible! ?

You have to know that Stank and Bruce are the most outstanding adventurers. After so many battles, even their bodies have long been endowed with excellent magic resistance. It is absolutely impossible for them to be defeated in front of such an unknown person.

Livlu, who had also witnessed all of this, explained solemnly, "That's the sheriffs' greatest weapon—'God says: No lust.'"

"…What the hell is that?"

"It's a powerful magic that can set rules!" Livlu said. "It can set certain rules for enemies within the magic range, and then punish those who violate these rules."

Gan Qiu was a little stunned: "Isn't this too strong? Then why is it called "can't be lustful"?

"Because the rules it can make are usually related to sex." Livlu sighed softly and said, "For example, virgins present receive a 70% positive buff increase, while non-virgins receive a 70% negative buff. This way, the combat power between virgins and non-virgins is unbalanced."

Gan Qiu opened his mouth, stunned for a long moment before he swore, "I don't know whether to complain about the name or the effect!"

But Ganqiu also understood why Stank and Bruce were killed instantly.

Listening to Livlu's description, such a powerful force involving rules is obviously inseparable from the goddess.

And how could Stank and Bruce resist the power from the goddess?

Looking at the last sheriff in uniform and mask slowly walking towards the fallen Stank and Bruce, Ganqiu was anxious. After all, if he didn't do something, those two guys would be sterilized!

But what can he do?

"Possessing the power of a goddess, how shameless! Isn't that right?!" Gan Qiu slammed his fist on the ground, his face filled with hatred for his own incompetence. "If that's the case, then no one can stand up to these sheriffs? If each sheriff takes a book and makes a rule like 'All Silver Bugs Fall Down,' wouldn't we just surrender?"

But at this moment, Luna beside her shook her head fiercely and said, "No, that's not the case. 'God Says: Can't Sex' is very powerful, but it's not invincible."

Gan Qiu immediately turned his head to look at her: "What do you mean?"

Luna raised a finger. "First of all, not all sheriffs can use this law. It has very strict requirements for users, but we don't know the specific conditions yet. But generally speaking, we won't see it."

"...But we've already met." Gan Qiu began to scratch his head. "Can you tell me something useful first? Like the second and third points?"

"Ahem, there are indeed a second and third point." Luna held up a second finger. "The second point is that 'God says: No lust' is based on deeds, not intentions. So it can't just issue a rule like 'All you old perverts, go inside!' It has to be a virgin or a non-virgin, with a real-world difference in status. Also, it can't just kill the opponent outright; at most it can inflict a negative status. And there are requirements. Non-virgins don't automatically lose their combat capability. It has to be, as it said just now, 'the number of Tata Kai experiences corresponds to the decrease in combat capability,' a rule with clear numerical support."

Gan Qiu understood: "This is quite rigorous."

"It's indeed very strict, because the rules are supposed to be strict."

"But what's the point of you telling me this?!" Gan Qiu's face turned green. "Under these rules, I can fall faster than those two guys!"

"Don't worry, I have a third point." Luna raised her third finger. "The same rule can't be repeated within a short period of time. So, if the sheriff wants to use 'God says: No sex' to subdue you, he has to establish new rules. And to avoid accidental injuries, these rules were established from the beginning. After all, the ban on sex was only officially implemented thirty years ago. Many of us were once veteran escorts, so we know exactly which rule he's going to use next."

When she said this, Luna's eyes sparkled.

"And this second rule is not a problem at all for you!"

A moment later, when the last sheriff had raised the scissors and was about to perform sterilization surgery on Stank and Bruce, a sound of breaking air suddenly came from behind him.

He subconsciously moved to the side and avoided a sneak attack with a knife.

This is a small halfling.

The sheriff immediately picked up the book in his hand and read in an emotionless tone, "I pray to the goddess, everyone present, the sword blade length is five centimeters as the standard. For every centimeter over the limit, the combat effectiveness will decrease by ten percent."

There was a flash of golden light, and the halfling fell to the ground suddenly, and it seemed that the rules took effect.

The sheriff walked over slowly and was thinking about sterilizing him first when the halfling suddenly jumped up and slapped the sheriff in the face, knocking the book out of his hand.

"Are you stupid? Ahahaha!" Gan Qiu burst into laughter. "This rule doesn't apply to me!"

"Hahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

"woo woo woo woo."

……

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Aesop 447?!

Because the ban on pornography was only officially issued thirty years ago, and thirty years ago, most people were still living normal lives.

Therefore, if rules are formulated rashly, it is easy to accidentally hurt these people.

In order to avoid this situation, every rule of "God says: No sex" was determined after discussion and countless actual combat.

First and foremost, the first rule was that everyone's combat power would decrease based on the number of times they fired the Tata. Since most of the sheriffs were short-lived, they had barely reached adulthood when the porn ban was officially issued thirty years ago, and were likely not even born yet. Therefore, the negative impact of this first rule was negligible for them.

But for those stubborn yellow elements, it is indeed the most lethal BUFF. After all, they have been fleeing and hiding for so many years. How could the number of times Tata has been used be small?

However, those who fainted directly, like Stank and Bruce, were a minority even among the Yellows. Most Yellows affected by this rule were merely weakened, but these two had lost consciousness, needless to say how Yellow they were.

Generally speaking, no yellow element can resist the first rule. If there is, such as those yellow elements who do not open Tata very often and will not be affected too deeply by this rule, then the second rule will have to be relied upon.

The second rule is the length of the blade.

Anyone who has undergone the purification ritual has a very short sword blade, like a young lotus just beginning to emerge. Even those who were extremely gifted before the ceremony, afterward, only had a sword blade of a few centimeters.

Anyway, it is absolutely impossible to exceed five centimeters.

So theoretically, this one is more restrictive and more lethal than the first one.

However, because of the gender restriction, this rule will not be effective for women, so it will not be used at the beginning. However, as long as the gender of the opponent is determined, if this rule is used directly, the opponent will basically have no ability to fight back.

Ganqiu is an exception.

As one of the Four Horsemen under Patrick, how could he be an ordinary person with no special skills?

You should know that Ganqiu’s specialty is that it is very short!

Under this rule that "the sword length is five centimeters as the standard, and the combat effectiveness will decrease by ten percent for every centimeter over that", Gan Qiu not only did not feel that his strength was weakened, but instead felt that... more strength was surging out of his body!

Because he triggered the implicit rule beneath this explicit rule!

"For every centimeter, combat effectiveness will increase by 10%"!

Seeing Ganqiu's sneak attack succeed and directly knock the book out of the last sheriff's hand, Livlu and Luna, who were not far away, became excited.

"I knew it, I knew it!" Luna said excitedly, "For the Three-Egg Knight, one of the Four Knights of the Ticket-Sweeping Knights, that rule isn't a restriction at all. It's even a positive buff! He's truly worthy of being the Three-Egg Knight, a legendary figure!"

Livlu nodded slightly and said, "Indeed, the Three-Egg Knights are truly gifted in this area. Before the pornography ban, I had never seen such a short sword... Perhaps our Lord Patrick anticipated this and sent the Three-Egg Knights to assist us first."

"Yes, all of this is definitely within the expectations of our Lord Patrick. He has never given up on us!" Luna clenched her fists excitedly, but quickly unclenched them and asked in a rather puzzled tone, "But, didn't Master Sandan succeed in his sneak attack? Why are you crying?"

"Hmm..." Livlu thought for a moment and tilted her head, "Maybe it's... the joy of impending victory?"

……

Feeling the power surging from his body, Gan Qiu really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

But he didn't have time to think so much now. At this moment, he had to focus all his attention on the last sheriff.

Firstly, the "God Says: No Sex" spell was incredibly powerful, even Stank and Bluez couldn't resist it, so he absolutely couldn't continue using it. Not to mention that Luna and Livlu only knew the first two rules, and after all, no yellow element had yet been able to resist them.

Ganqiu took a shortcut.

But once the sheriff uses the third rule, he will most likely die, so he must not be allowed to use it.

Fortunately, the book in this guy's hand had been knocked out, and that book should be his spellcasting prop. As long as he doesn't pick it up, the problem shouldn't be too serious.

Then, he had to rescue Stank and Bruce before the other sheriffs arrived to reinforce them.

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