Then it flew away in a flash.
Ten minutes later, in an elf's room, the sweaty Stank was brandishing his sword, about to chop down the elf who was posing in front of him... oh no, the elf who was showing his fangs and claws.
I was injured some time ago and my sword has not been sharp. I took a rest until today and finally regained my strength.
Now, this is my first sword after returning!
Kill this monster first!
Stank shouted and was about to launch the final attack.
But at this moment, there was a sudden and violent knock on the door in the room that should have been silent. Stark was so frightened that he almost broke his sword.
"Who is it?" Stank was so angry that he almost drew his real sword. "Why are you arguing at a time like this?!"
Medori's voice rang out from outside the door: "Stank, hurry back to the food and wine pavilion, there's something important going on!"
He recognized Medori's voice, but Stank was still furious. "What could be more important than me?! I'm about to reach home plate! Hey! Get out of here now, or I'll use you as a whetstone!"
"Whatever you want." Medori said, "Aesop is going to have a fight with the goddess. If you want to come back and listen, then come back. If you don't want to listen, forget it."
After that, he left.
Stank snorted coldly: "What kind of thing is this? How dare you bother me with it, you psychopath."
Then he picked up the sword again and mounted his horse. Just as he was about to draw his sword and stab, he suddenly came to his senses.
"...What the hell?!"
468 is a promise, double happiness
Everything happened just as Medori said. In less than half an hour, she found everyone.
At this hour of night, looking at a group of very familiar good friends gathered around him in disheveled clothes, Aesop was a little curious and asked Medori: "Dream Town is so big, how do you know which store they are in?"
Medori snorted coldly, but with a hint of pride in her tone, she said, "Nonsense, I know these guys too well. If they haven't driven for a long time and want to recover, they all go to the same store. For example, Stank goes to the elves, Bruce goes to the Arctic Street, Jer likes his fifty-year-old human nightmare, and Ganqiu is not so good. He hides in the corner and uses his puppets to generate electricity..."
Gan Qiu slammed the table and said, "You're going too far! And what's wrong with playing with puppets? I play with puppets because I like playing with puppets, not because I'm afraid of those nightmares saying to me, 'Huh? How come you're so fast?'"
Listening to Gan Qiu's speech which sounded like self-destruction... Oh no, it was completely self-destruction, several people suppressed the desire to complain. After all, there were more important things to do now.
"Let's not talk about Ganqiu for now. What the hell is wrong with you?" Stank was the first to question, "I finally came back from the future timeline, and you're causing trouble again?"
Aesop's expression was quite innocent: "I didn't cause any trouble."
"No trouble?" Stank turned to look at Medori. "Could it be that Medori was just talking nonsense? Hiss... It doesn't seem impossible. After all, no matter how you think about it, that incident is too..."
"I just want to fuck the goddess."
"Ah, so I see. So you just wanted to mess with the goddess, not cause any trouble." Stank glared at Medori fiercely, then sat down leisurely. "You really scared me. I thought you were going to... you really are a fucking jerk."
Stank, whose butt had just touched the bench, jumped up instantly after realizing what was going on.
"You might as well just say you want to cause trouble, asshole!"
Aesop was a little puzzled: "Why are you so surprised?"
"Why aren't you surprised?" Bruce looked at Aesop with an incredulous look and said, "Although you've done a lot of outrageous things before, none of them can compare to what you did this time. Not even if you put them together!"
"But I don't think it's any different from before." Aesop spread his hands and said, "I've been cursed anew, and only the goddess' power can break it, so I have no choice but to seek her out. Is that hard to understand? I don't think it's any different from going to the volcano or the snowfield before."
Hmm...at first glance, it seems like there really is no difference.
It is well-reasoned and convincing.
The only problem is... this time the target is a goddess! Not just any random person!
Although Huang and Ling were definitely not ordinary people before, the goddess is still...
Everyone always felt that something was not right, and after thinking about it, they understood what was wrong.
That means Aesop, the college party goddess, has absolutely no respect for her!
To him, there was no essential difference between the goddess and other people, so this journey was not much different from his previous journeys.
"Hey, hey, hey, Aesop." At this time, Jel stood up. He had figured out the essence of the matter and knew that simply trying to stop it was useless. He had to make Aesop thoroughly understand what the goddess really meant. "Although I know you don't believe in the goddess, you must also know that the goddess is different from us mortals."
"What's the difference?"
"She, she..." Jer thought for a moment and said, "She has no worldly desires."
"Is that so?" Aesop asked, "But how do you know? You're not a goddess."
"But you are not me, how do you know that I don't know the goddess?" Jer immediately asked back.
Ah, perfect.
For the first time, I followed Aesop's thinking using sophistry.
But before he could rejoice for a few seconds, he heard Aesop say, "It is precisely because I don't know myself, and I don't know whether you know it or not, that I decided to go and see for myself. My teacher once taught me that practice is the only criterion for testing truth."
"...I always feel that if you put your teacher's words here, your teacher will cry." Stank's mouth twitched slightly.
"Besides, why do goddesses have no worldly desires?" Aesop raised his finger and pointed at Kolim. "Look at Kolim, he has a lot of worldly desires."
Everyone immediately turned their gaze to Kolim, causing him to blush. "Why are you all looking at me? I originally had no worldly desires. And, it's because you bastards take me there every day... If it weren't for you, I'd still be very pure! No, I'm still very pure now. I, I went to the Dream Demon Shop purely to make money writing review guides, not because I really wanted to go... Yeah, that's it."
In response to Kelim's feeble arguments, Aesop said, "Perhaps Kelim didn't originally have those desires, but it wasn't because he didn't really have them, but because he simply hadn't discovered them. So I can definitely give it a try, Goddess."
Try, try it, goddess?
Everyone simply didn't know how to complain about this disrespectful word.
what is this?
Training, falling into depravity?
Let the goddess know that there is still happiness in this world?
Damn, these words are too harsh to describe the goddess...
Hiss, but it’s still quite exciting to think about it.
Ah, I can’t think about it, I can’t think about it, this is blasphemy!
Originally, Kolim wanted to ask everyone to stop Aesop, but he found that these guys seemed to have no way to deal with Aesop, so he gritted his teeth and decided to fulfill his rare responsibility as the goddess' apostle.
So he stood up and glared at Aesop: "Asshole! What you want to do to the goddess, do it to me first!"
When this was said, Kelimu felt something was wrong. He originally wanted to tell Aesop, "If you want to blaspheme the goddess, then step over my dead body first." But he felt that it didn't need to be so serious, so he adopted a more moderate statement, but this statement seemed a little...
Sure enough, when everyone's eyes fell on him, he suddenly realized something and his face changed drastically.
After a moment of hesitation, Aesop also clapped his hands suddenly.
"Okay, it's a deal."
"Double happiness."
Siliujiu will become the God of Darts!
"Ah, there... No!"
"Gentle, be gentle!"
"If this continues, then..."
From the food and wine pavilion, Kolim's enchanting voice rang out. Gan Qiu couldn't help but slap the table. "Isn't it just to help you repair your Angel Ring? What are you yelling about? It's like we're all gang-banging you."
But when Lim opened his eyes, he saw a group of men surrounding him, looking down at him... and the angel ring on his head, this scene looked unremarkable no matter how he looked at it.
But Kolim didn't dare to say anything more, for fear that if he said something that made them unhappy, that wouldn't be scary, but terrible.
"I, I'll try to be quiet." Kelimu said weakly, "But I can only try my best..."
Aesop stared at Kolim's broken angel ring and asked, "Is this your sensitive spot?"
Lim wanted to say no, but his reaction just now had been seen by these guys. There was no way he could be stubborn at this time, so he could only say helplessly: "Indeed... It is more sensitive than other parts."
But he still had to explain: "But this sensitivity is different from the sensitivity you understand. It's not just physical, but comes from... the soul. Because the angel ring is directly connected to the angel's soul, so if you don't pay attention, you will..."
"The soul took off?" Stank thought for a moment and said, "That seems to be no different from the nightmare's X-spot. The only difference is that the nightmare's X-spot is inside the body, while yours is directly on the head?"
Ah, how come it seems a bit erotic when I think about it this way?
Ke Lim's face flushed immediately: "Can you please stop talking nonsense?! That's not the case at all!"
Yes, everyone is now studying how to repair Klim's Angel Ring.
Because if they wanted to go to the heaven, the most direct way was to let Crim take them there, but Crim's angel ring had long been damaged, and there was no way to return. Aesop had tried to help Crim repair the angel ring over the years, but without success.
Because the Angel Ring belongs to the power of the goddess, and the power of the goddess is the most special, and the power of the mortal world cannot be integrated with it at all.
Even after Aesop became an arcane wizard and possessed arcane power, there was still no way to repair it.
But now it’s different.
After carefully studying Kolim's Angel Ring, Aesop pondered for a moment and said, "If we use the power of time and space, perhaps it can be repaired."
"The power of time and space?" Kelim looked at Aesop in surprise. "Is this the power you will gain in the future? How can I use this power to repair my angel ring?"
Aesop replied, "It's very simple. Just return your Angel Ring to a time before it was damaged."
Kelimu was a little stunned: "Is it still possible?"
Aesop nodded and said, "Theoretically, it's possible. After all, even the Goddess is somewhat wary of the Lord of Storms and Time. From this perspective, his power should be able to work against the Goddess's power."
But Lim thought about it and felt that it was not a bad idea to give it a try. After all, apart from this method, there was no other way for the time being. So he nodded and said, "Then what should we do?"
Aesop raised three fingers: "You have three choices."
Kelim subconsciously asked, "Which three?"
"Above, in front, or behind," Aesop replied.
But Lim didn't react at first. After a long pause, he finally understood what Aesop said. His face instantly turned green: "Are you serious?"
"Of course, this is the only way to inject the power of time and space into your body." Aesop asked, "So when can we start?"
"Start, you idiot!" Kelimu subconsciously hugged his chest and then stepped back repeatedly, "Can't you have some normal thoughts in your head? Hey! We, we are brothers!"
"Yeah, what's wrong with helping each other out, brothers?"
"I'm not helping you!" Ke Lim really felt like he was about to spit out blood. "Shut up, this is not something brothers should do at all!"
Everyone was baffled by what Klim said. Stank, keenly aware of the key point, stepped forward and asked, "Wait, I understand the top and the back, but what's with the front?! Why is the front also allowed?"
Faced with Stank's question, Kelim was shocked again.
It’s over, it’s over. I almost forgot these guys don’t know I’m hermaphrodite!
Is my biggest secret about to be exposed? !
Kelim turned pale with fear. Facing the questioning gazes of the crowd, he opened his mouth, wanting to explain something, but he didn't know how to explain it. He was so anxious that he was about to cry.
Fortunately, at this time, Aesop said calmly: "It's the nostrils."
Kelimu nodded repeatedly as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Yes, yes, it's the nostrils... What the hell!"
That's even weirder!
Sure enough, after hearing Aesop's explanation, everyone's expressions became even more strange.
The corners of Stank's mouth twitched wildly: "Nose, nostrils are also okay?"
Gan Qiu also nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it's impossible no matter how you think about it."
The two looked at each other, and then spoke at the same time.
"How could that thing possibly fit in there?"
"It can be squeezed in, but it's too weird and too dirty!"
After he finished speaking, both of them were stunned for a moment, and then they looked at each other. Before Stank said anything, Gan Qiu had already silently drawn his dagger: "Forget what I just said, or let's duel."
With Gan Qiu's interruption, everyone forgot to investigate the three forces of Kolim.
This immediately made Kelim feel relieved, and then he turned his head and glared at Aesop fiercely.
Just when Aesop was about to speak again, the door was suddenly pushed open with a bang. Everyone turned around and found that the person who walked in was Kent.
As soon as Kent entered the room, he looked straight at Aesop and said, "I heard it. I heard it all outside just now. Aesop, you want to challenge the goddess, right?"
"That's great, really great. If Abel knew about this, he would definitely be relieved. But the only problem is that your method of getting close to the goddess is crooked and unorthodox! Is this worthy of our teachings?"
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