"Drug? What do you mean?"
"That's exactly what it means! Since Abel can't leave Deya, even if the rest of us find little Aesop, we won't be able to bring him back so easily." Kent said, "So, we have to use some tricks...drug him!"
The Necromancer Sara raised a question: "But Aesop is almost becoming an arcanist. Are medicines really still useful to him?"
"He's only on the verge of becoming an arcanist, but he hasn't truly become one yet, so he's still useful!" Kent looked at Professor Edge, the magic theory professor. "Professor Edge, you're the best potion-maker among us. Please do your best to create something that will be effective for Aesop."
Aiqi was silent for a while, then nodded: "I will do my best."
Abel, who was sitting at the head, said, "But we still don't know where little Aesop is. What good would it do even if we made a potion that could work on him?"
"Haha, that's where our previous thinking went wrong," Kent said. "We've always wanted to find him, but the world is so big, how can we possibly find a would-be arcanist who's so intent on hiding? So why don't we change our strategy and let him come to us on his own initiative?"
This was the first time Abel had heard this idea. He immediately sat up straight and asked, "What should we do?"
"Think about why Aesop left before." Kent said, "Isn't it because we locked him up too tightly, suppressing some of his wishes too harshly?"
Abel nodded, then sighed, "Yes, that's something I didn't consider carefully. I thought little Aesop was just like me, yearning only for the stars and the sea."
"There's no need to reflect now. We should consider what to do next." Kent raised a finger. "Aesop only longed for one thing."
"woman?"
"Ahem, that's a bit cliché. After all, we're his direct disciples, so we should be more polite," Kent corrected him. "What Aesop longs for is...a beautiful and wonderful member of the opposite sex."
"Right!" Abel clapped his hands fiercely. "Yes, how could my disciple desire something as cliché as a woman? He's clearly pursuing the beautiful and pretty opposite sex."
The many mentors and elders present nodded repeatedly.
"But our Deya Academy is ultimately too conservative, preventing Aesop from experiencing this beauty!" Kent said, "So, we must reform and abandon our conservative ways, so that Aesop can see our changes!"
Abel humbly asked, "But how can we let him see our changes?"
"It's easy!" Kent waved his hand, "All female students, wear miniskirts!"
"Oh!"
"Black and white stockings are always worn under miniskirts!"
"oh oh!"
"There's a swimming competition on the 13th and 5th! Everyone must wear awkward swimsuits!"
"Oh oh oh!"
"There's a beauty pageant on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday! Everyone, get excited!"
"Oh oh oh oh!"
"The winner of the beauty pageant is eligible to date Aesop!"
"Ohhhhhhh... Oh my god!" Abel felt something was wrong, and then slammed the table angrily, "How can my little Aesop date a woman who only cares about her appearance!?"
"Dean!" Kent advised earnestly, "It's already this late, why are you still clinging to those principles?! The most important thing to do now is to find Aesop!"
"But can this bring back my Aesop?" Abel said, "How could my disciple be such a superficial person?!"
"But your disciple was once deceived by a mortal princess's big breasts."
"Stop talking." Abel waved his hand. "I accept all your suggestions! Change them for me right now! Aesop is the future of mankind. What's a miniskirt for me? As long as he can come back, not only women, but even men have to wear them!"
"Yes, Dean, this kind of desperate momentum is exactly what we need!" Kent said, "And even if that's not enough, we still have to send someone to find Aesop. Of course, it can't be a search and capture agent, and the person looking for Aesop must be a woman... I mean, a beautiful and wonderful person of the opposite sex. Well... not too beautiful either."
Abel was a little confused: "What do you mean?"
"We need a bad woman!" Kent said, "The kind who can easily play with men's minds. She's our other 'magic potion' for Aesop!"
"This... I still don't quite understand."
"Oh, Dean, you don't know this, don't you? Every innocent little boy has a history of being deceived by a bad woman." Kent sneered, "At the very least, he was deceived into giving away a lollipop when he was a child, and at the worst, he was deceived into giving away another lollipop when he grew up. But no matter what, men can't be cruel to such women and will obey them! Yes, we need someone like this, to deceive his feelings, to coax his body, when he trusts this woman the most..."
"How to say?"
Kent turned to look at Aichi: "Just give her Elder Aichi's special potion!"
"Then tell Aesop."
"Aesop, take your medicine!"
A perfect loop! An impeccable plan! The elders present applauded Kent's cleverness!
At this moment, a ball of azure flame ignited in front of Ebel. He was stunned for a moment and then overjoyed.
"My Aesop contacted me. Is he coming back?! Do we not need to carry out that stupid plan?" Abel immediately picked up the letter and read it, his face even more beaming. "Oh, my disciple still misses me. He misses me so much that I can't sleep well..."
In the middle of his words, Abel suddenly froze, and then fell to the ground.
"Ah, Dean! What's wrong with you?!"
"Quickly pinch the Ren Zhong, quickly pinch the Ren Zhong!"
After pinching Abel awake, he pointed at Kent with trembling fingers.
"The plan just now..."
"Go and do it!"
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Deya Magic Academy, Dean, Abel (Arcanist).
At that time, Aesop was two years old, still little Aesop.
"Aesop, do you know why you are asked to learn star magic?" Abel asked, gazing at the starry sky with his hands behind his back.
Little Aesop shook his head.
"Because only by standing above the starry sky can one take in everything in the world," said Abel. "This is star magic, the most arrogant, powerful, and mysterious school of magic. People in the world have always been exploring the stars, but what is above the stars? Is it interested in people in the world? Of course not. It has been there since the birth of mankind... oh no, all races. It has simply watched all the changes that have occurred in the world with cold eyes, watching..."
He had only said half of his words when he heard a snoring sound. Abel turned around and found that little Aesop had fallen asleep. He was so angry that his beard was crooked.
"I'll fucking let you watch..." Abel subconsciously raised his hand to hit him, but looking at the young face, he couldn't bring himself to do it. So he slowly retracted his hand and looked up at the starry sky again. "Forget it, you're still young now. When you grow up, you'll understand what I mean. Only the stars in the world are eternal."
"Its beauty, its power, its immortality. Once you comprehend the mysteries of the stars, you will be fascinated by it, just like I am."
……
Deya Magic Academy, Professor of Magic Theory, Aichi (Seventh-Rank Super Magician)
At this time, Aesop was ten years old and could be considered little Aesop.
"Little Aesop," Aitch said to Aesop, "I won't teach you about magic theory today. I want to teach you the laws of the world, or the principles of how to behave in society."
Little Aesop sat upright.
"That's fair. For example, if you help a weak person, do you need to get something in return from him?"
Little Aesop thought about it, then shook his head: "No need, they are all weak people anyway."
"That won't do. Wouldn't you be helping them for nothing?" Aiqi said. "How can we do such a loss-making business? It's like mixing a potion. If there's a little less here, a little less there, how can the potion still be mixed? If you help others for free, they will think your help is cheap, which is definitely not good for you. Do you understand?"
Aesop nodded.
"On the other hand, if a weak person helps you, but you can't give them the compensation they want, what should you do?"
Little Aesop thought for a moment and then said, "Try every possible way to satisfy him?"
"That won't do." Aiqi continued to shake his head, "Little Aesop, you have to remember this."
"The strong must ruthlessly humiliate the weak!"
"What can you do to me if I don't give it to you? You should have this mentality when interacting with the weak."
Little Aesop was a little confused: "But you just mentioned potions and so on..."
"Potion? What potion? How come I don't know."
……
Deya Magic Academy, Necromancer, Sarah (Seventh-level Super Mage)
At this time, Aesop was ten years old and had become the young Aesop.
"Aesop, Dean Abel said it's time for you to give me some sex education," Sarah said to Aesop. "What's the biggest difference between ordinary people and extraordinary people? Ordinary people still have desires, desires for the opposite sex, especially at your age. So let me ask you now, do you have desires? Look into my eyes and speak."
Aesop looked at Sarah's empty eyes and shook his head: "I have no desire."
"Very good." Sarah said with satisfaction, "You are indeed destined to become a transcendent just like Dean Abel."
"Because you all have no worldly desires."
……
PS: There will be an extra chapter, and the official VIP chapter will be released soon!
Fifty-three Happy Happy! (Available now!)
In the end, the new 3+1 team decided to do some tasks first, take some orders to earn some money... and maintain their lives.
The 3 in this 1+3 team are naturally Stank, Jair and Bruce, the three who really want to make money, while the +1 is Aesop who came over to watch the fun and experience life.
It’s strange to say, he didn’t have any money on him when he ran away from the college, but now he is the only one among the group who has no shortage of money.
"Where should we go for the mission? Hmm... it's decided." Stank pointed at Aesop and said, "Let's go to the one on your business card, Scattered Explosion City. After all, it's not too far from here, and there's a pretty good mercenary market in that city that we go to often. Of course, more importantly... hehehe."
As a brother who is happy for everything, as long as one person laughs, the rest of the people will know what he means.
"I have no objection. Let's get ready to go." Jermo rubbed his hands together and said, "I've been depressed for so many days. It's time to cheer up. Pack up your things and get on the road. If we hurry, we'll arrive by noon tomorrow."
Bruce said in a muffled voice, "I don't have much luggage. My luggage was all divided up by those bastards..."
Before he could finish his words, he saw Stank and Jer looking at him with unfriendly eyes.
"I mean, I gave all my stuff to those good brothers. Of course, I have no complaints. Without them, how can I be a good bear?" Bruce had to change his words, "It's really great to have these brothers."
The two then let him go.
"Ganqiu, Kelim, don't you two want to come with the four of us?" Stank asked Ganqiu and Kelim.
Gan Qiu shook his finger. "No, no, I'm not short of money right now. Why would I go there? Wouldn't it be nice to stay in Dream Town? There are still many Dream Shops here that I haven't been to yet. It's a good opportunity to go experience them."
But Lim also refused: "I can't go either. The boss lady just paid me my wages. I can't just run away without doing anything, right? I'd better work honestly for a while first."
"Is that so?" After hearing what the two said, Stank no longer forced them. After all, they already had a four-person team, and a four-person team had always been the standard. "Then Aesop, go pack your bags."
Aesop nodded. When he was about to return to his room, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Nana wiping the table. He walked over and said to Nana, "Pack your things quickly and come with me."
Nana was slightly stunned: "Why should I go too?"
"Because you are my servant," Aesop said, "of course you must follow me."
"But, but, but what am I going to do with him?"
"Help me wash my socks." Aesop said as a matter of course, "Do you want me to wash them myself?"
Nana was shocked: "Then can't you wash it yourself?"
"Of course I can wash it myself, but if I do, what use would you be to me?" Aesop poked Nana's face. "I'm affirming your surplus value."
Nana: "..."
Nana had no choice but to put down the rag in her hand when faced with someone like Aesop. She said she would go and tell the store manager, and then flew away in a depressed mood.
But in fact, Aesop was not really too lazy to wash his socks. It was just that watching Nana wash socks had become one of the two habits he had developed during this period of time.
Especially watching Nana fiddling with the socks that were almost as tall as her, struggling to writhe in the water until her whole body was soaked, Aesop felt very excited, interesting, and very responsive, so he had to watch it every day. This matter was second only to another more exciting thing.
Wait, there’s another thing I haven’t done yet.
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