"It's full of ups and downs, passion, friendship, battles, and twists and turns." Zita nodded slightly. "It's truly a very good story of the orthodox way... If I didn't know your ultimate goal, it could be written into a fairy tale. It would definitely be great to tell to children."

"Hey, what's wrong with our ultimate goal?" Stank said somewhat dissatisfiedly, "We should add the ultimate goal, or the initial goal. That's what a man's passionate story should be."

"Where does the blood come from that's so hot?"

“Everywhere.”

Zita ignored Stank and turned his gaze to Aesop: "So, Aesop, are you really cursed?"

Aesop nodded.

"This is really..."

Before he could finish his words, Zi Teng suddenly appeared from nowhere and shouted, "Are you really cursed? I don't believe it unless you let me see you!"

When they turned around, they saw Zi Teng rushing in from outside the store, obviously having heard what they had just said.

Zita said, "Wisteria, stop making trouble."

"I'm not making a fuss." Zi Teng stared at Aesop and said, "I don't believe there is a curse in this world that can harm the body just by looking at it."

"Actually, I do," Stank said. "When I was little, I accidentally broke into the maid's changing room. Since then, my health has been getting worse day by day, and I've had to practice swordplay..."

"I didn't ask you, Stank!" Zi Teng glared at Stank. "If you keep talking, I'll chop your dick off! Want to know what it means to lose everything and achieve a double-edged sword?"

Stank fell silent immediately. Only Gan Qiu raised his head alertly and muttered, "Why do I feel like someone is targeting me?"

Zi Teng ignored the two of them and looked at Aesop again.

Aesop thought for a moment and asked, "Then how can you believe it?"

"Let me see." Zi Teng said, "This is the best proof. Just let me see it, and I'll believe it."

Zita couldn't help but cough twice, reminding his sister whose purpose had been exposed: "Zitong, don't act like a hooligan here."

"I'm not being rude. How could I be rude?" Zi Teng said righteously. "I'm just asking for this out of a burning desire for knowledge, just like these guys going to the volcano to look for that... phoenix. Is that rude? This is the spirit of exploration, a commendable spirit of exploration!"

Hearing her say this, several people gave her a thumbs up.

As expected of you, I admit that you have come close to us in terms of shamelessness!

Seeing Zi Teng say this, Aesop had no intention of refusing, so he nodded: "Okay, then I'll let you see it."

Then, he slowly unbuttoned his shirt.

Zi Teng stared at it for a long time. Seeing that Aesop had no intention of going any further, he said with some disdain: "That's it."

When Aesop took off her shirt, the experienced people who had returned from the volcano had their eyes closed. When they heard Zi Teng's words, they thought she was really fine, so they all opened their eyes, and then...

"Hey, hey, hey! Zi Teng, your nose is bleeding!"

"The bleeding won't stop!"

Zi Teng lowered her head and found that she was indeed bleeding, but she wiped it off without any concern.

"Oh, just normal."

After saying this, he fell straight down.

"Wisteria! Wisteria!"

"Pinch the Ren Zhong! Quickly pinch the Ren Zhong!"

117 Are you a nun?

If everyone was not quite sure about the power of the curse on Aesop before, Zi Teng's test made them understand it completely.

After all, among them, Shido's strength was already very high, but it was only a matter of time. The others were even more so. Although Shido kept shouting "Nothing special" and "Let me try again" after being pinched in the Renzhong area to wake her up, no one would let her try again. After being unable to bear it any longer, Zita gave Shido a knife-handed blow, and only then did she reluctantly calm down.

"This curse is indeed very powerful." Zita asked, "Do you have any good solutions?"

Then everyone told Zita the three solutions they heard from Dragon Lord Mureg.

"It's true... none of them are easy." Zita thought for a moment and said, "But relatively speaking, the church one is probably the easiest. I don't really know much about human arcanists, and I've never even heard of the thing in the snowy mountains."

"Yeah, that's what we thought too." Stank nodded, agreeing with Zita's opinion. "We'll definitely go to the church first. If the church can't help, then we'll consider that arcanist or Snowland."

Aesop said, "Don't worry about the arcanist, we can just go to the snow."

"……why is that?"

"Because whether my curse is lifted or not, aren't we still going to the snowy mountains?" Aesop said, "Aren't snowy areas and volcanoes our original goals?"

Everyone thought about it and felt that this made sense. They were going to the snow anyway. Only Medori felt a little speechless: "You're still thinking about becoming a bodyguard after all this? Can't you just be more content?"

"Who said that? We're clearly exploring a new world!" Gan Qiu said. "At the volcano, the dragons even erected a monument and carved a portrait for us. Is that something a normal escort could do? Huh?!"

Medori couldn't find any point to refute after hearing such well-reasoned remarks. In the end, she could only roll her eyes and grab Klim to go to work.

"Wait." Zita stopped Medori and said to Aesop, "Your curse looks quite troublesome. It's better not to delay it for too long. It's best to deal with it now."

"Please, Zita." Zel slumped on the table and said lazily, "We just got back, and you want us to go far away again? We can't risk our lives just for Aesop's curse... Of course, if it really comes to a life-threatening situation, we will still go, but Aesop is fine now. It's just that he can't be an exhibitionist in front of others. Just bear it for a few days and recuperate."

"...Why do I feel like there's resentment in your words?" Zita said, "Don't worry, I don't plan on sending you on a long journey just now. It's just that you just said you wanted to go to the church for a checkup, didn't you?"

"so what?"

"...You really don't know?" Zita said speechlessly, "There's a church in this town, too."

Several people were slightly stunned: "Is this true?"

"Of course it's true. How could I possibly lie to you about something like this?" Zita said. "It's just that this church is quite small, and the town is full of succubi, so not many people go there. For example, you guys wouldn't care even if you saw it, and even if you did, you wouldn't go in."

It seems... that's indeed the case, there's nothing wrong with it.

"So, Kolim, don't work today. Go take Aesop to the church first," Zita said to Kolim. "It's better not to put things like this off. Do you want to come with us?"

Gan Qiu immediately waved his hand: "No, I'm going to the Dream Demon Shop."

"Going so early in the morning?"

"Of course, I'm no longer the same person I used to be," Gan Qiu said. "I'm a repeating crossbow now! I have to test it first, or else all this time I've been laughed at has been in vain."

Having said that, Gan Qiu left, leaving a few people who didn't know his experience confused.

Medori asked, "What is a crossbow?"

Everyone didn't know if Gan Qiu would come back to fight them if they explained to Medori, so they just evaded the question.

After going around in a big circle, no one was willing to move, except for Kolim who followed Aesop, and Stank. After thinking that he owed Aesop a life, he yawned and followed.

Following Zita's advice, the trio walked around the town and finally found the church in the corner of an alley.

When they looked up at the small shabby house in front of them, they finally understood why they had lived in this town for so many years without knowing there was a church here.

How should I put it? This is too shabby. I have never seen such a shabby church.

"It doesn't seem very reliable," Stank said. "Your curse was contracted by a mythical creature. To break it, even if you don't ask the goddess to do it herself, you'd need an archbishop at least. This place doesn't look very suitable."

Kelimu smiled sheepishly: "But since we're here, why not go in and ask, just in case there's a solution."

Now that it's a classic, it's an irrefutable reason.

So they knocked on the church door, and soon, a disheveled but pretty woman poked her head out. She seemed to have just woken up and was looking at the three people in front of her, still a little confused.

"So early?"

"Yeah." Stank asked, "Is it inconvenient?"

"Well, it's not inconvenient." The woman yawned and pushed the door open. "Come in, I just need to wait for a while."

After the door was pushed open, several people saw the woman's body and then took a step back at the same time.

This figure is too sinful!

The woman still looked sleepy and asked everyone, "What's your request? Are you three together?"

"No, no, no, he's the only one." Stank pointed at Aesop.

"Just one?" The woman was puzzled. "Just one person, why did you two come with him?"

"Uh, can't you?"

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just a little weird." The woman didn't care. "What are your requirements?"

"Request?" Stank was also a little puzzled. "Don't you, a nun, have the final say on matters like this?"

"Oh, Sister, wait a minute."

The woman turned back into her room, fiddled with it for a while, and then came out.

The three of them suddenly felt their eyes brighten.

After dressing up and wearing a nun's uniform, the woman was really eye-catching. They couldn't help but take one, two, three more glances at her... and then they felt something was wrong.

"Sister, why is your nun uniform so transparent?"

"Hmm? What's the problem?" the woman asked. "Wouldn't it be better to be more transparent?"

Stank and Klim: “?”

"Are you a nun or not?!"

"Yes." The woman was a little puzzled. "Isn't this what you ordered? What, you don't like this role? How about changing it to a priest? Who among you will play the little boy?"

One hundred and eighty strikes destroyed the Gun King! (Part Three)

"Oh, sorry, sorry." The woman clasped her hands together and apologized to the three people repeatedly, "I didn't expect you were really here to see a nun, not a nun. I was talking about the real nun, ha."

Stank and Klim exchanged glances, and each of them understood what the other wanted to express in their eyes...why not go back?

"Oh, please don't make that expression." The woman crossed her legs and picked up a cigarette. "Don't look at me like that. I'm actually a legitimate nun, a licensed one. Um, let me look for it... Ah, I found it."

The woman took out a certificate from somewhere unknown. It had the seal of the Holy See on it, indicating her identity as a genuine nun, and her name - Freya.

Klim felt the divine power on the certificate, and then said to Stank with great difficulty: "She is indeed a real nun."

"Hehe, I told you I'm a legitimate nun. Now that I'm certified by the Archangel, what else is there to question?" Freya said as she lit a cigarette and took a leisurely puff. Noticing everyone was staring at the cigarette in her hand, she immediately reacted and stubbed it out with her bare hands. Then she smiled sheepishly, "Sorry, sorry, I haven't adjusted to this new role yet. But don't worry, I'll be able to adapt soon. After all, I'm a professional."

...The three of them really didn't know what part of Freya's body was professional. Even her figure revealed evil.

Kelimu couldn't help but ask, "You are a legitimate nun, why are you also working as a dream witch on the side?"

"Well..." Freya said slowly, "Of course there is a reason."

"Uh, what's the reason?"

"The Dream Witch makes a lot of money," Freya said matter-of-factly. "Why else could it be?"

Kelim: “…”

"Besides, nuns and incubi are pretty much the same," Freya said. "You see, being a nun means kneeling before the goddess, while being an incubi means kneeling before someone else. It doesn't matter who you kneel to. Even if I kneel to the goddess until my legs become weak, she won't respond. But if I kneel to someone else, they'll already be weak before I even kneel. How interesting."

Intuition told Klim that as the goddess' most devout subordinate, he should have stood up and severely accused Freya of blasphemy, saying that she was not worthy of being God's apostle.

But when he thought about the fact that he was also an avid customer of the Dream Shop, he felt embarrassed to blame Freya.

Moreover, Freya would look at Kolim with teasing eyes from time to time, making Kolim even more unsure of how to respond.

"Don't worry, my identity is still valid. The Vatican hasn't even banned me." Freya patted her trembling heart. "So I'm still a legitimate nun. If you have any troubles, just tell me directly. I'll pray for you."

Stank looked at Freya's white heart and couldn't help but twitch his lips: "Before you say you are a legitimate nun, shouldn't you change out of this sexy outfit..."

Although Stank was not particularly devout to the goddess, he could barely be considered a believer of the goddess. Now, seeing this guy in front of him praying for them in sexy clothes, he really couldn't stand it.

"Uh, actually, this is my nun's uniform. I just modified it a bit... ahem, but that's not important." Freya immediately put on a serious expression. "The goddess once said that faith lies in the heart, not in form."

"You're not talking nonsense... Uh, it seems the goddess actually said that."

"See!" Freya patted her heart again, feeling very proud. "I told you, I'm a genuine nun, not a fake one. I remember every word the goddess said. If you don't believe me, you can test me later. If you get even one question wrong, I'll give you a free meal!"

"Hey, hey, hey! What's with the free meal?! Have you forgotten we're here to pray?!"

"Oh, oh, oh, I did forget, I did forget." Freya slapped her head and said, "Oh, it's all my fault for doing too many part-time jobs. I almost forgot my main job. But it doesn't matter. I'll get used to it soon. Okay, let's skip all the troublesome formalities and just tell me directly, what do you want to see me for?"

The three of them exchanged glances again, confirming that this guy was indeed unreliable, but since they were already here, they might as well say something and then wait for the woman to say that there was no way she could leave.

So, Stank and Klim told Aesop's problem together.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like