"What kind of idiot made this?"
After saying this, he died.
Aesop: “…”
128 miscellaneous cultivators! You really deserve to die!
After putting Unico's body down and standing up, Colim, who was a little far away and therefore didn't hear what Unico said, asked curiously, "Aesop, what did this old man say?"
Aesop thought for a moment and replied, "He said that with a descendant like me, he could die with peace of mind."
"Uh, r-really?"
"Of course it's true." Aesop said, "How could I lie to you?"
"Well, Aesop, it's not that we don't believe you," Gan Qiu said, pointing at the already dead Uniko. "But... he doesn't seem to have closed his eyes yet. Not only that, but his eyes are a little too wide open, as if he's a little dead... he can't quite close his eyes."
Aesop looked down and saw that he was still alive.
So Aesop squatted down and helped Uniko close his eyes.
Ganqiu and Kelim's eyelids twitched when they saw this operation. If this operation happened to someone else, it would be like a touching gesture of "Rest in peace", but when it happened to Aesop, why did it give people the feeling of "If you don't close your eyes, I will use my hands to help you close your eyes"?
Ganqiu and Kelim were very curious, but they didn't dare to ask. After all, the person was dead, so what he said didn't matter.
And compared to this old antique who should have died long ago, everyone is more concerned about...
Everyone turned their eyes to Nolan, the doll they had seen in Aesop's room, now a lifelike figure, looking at them with its head tilted.
At this time, Aesop also began a new round of meditation.
What should he say?
Although Noren and I already know each other well, we are not very familiar with each other after all, so I really don't know how to start the conversation.
Fortunately, this issue has been postponed for the time being.
Accompanied by a loud roar, a figure fell from the sky, hitting several people behind them and splashing a large amount of dust.
"Cough, cough, cough..." A woman's cough was heard in the dust. "Good fellow, you are really a good fellow."
Everyone turned around and saw Youdi slowly walking out with annoyance written all over her face.
"Do you know who I am?" Youdi gritted her teeth and looked at Aesop, "How dare you attack me?"
"Then do you know who I am?" Aesop asked, "How dare you attack me?"
Youdi was slightly stunned, and was actually a little intimidated by Aesop: "Who are you?"
Aesop thought for a moment and replied, "I am a man."
Yuti: “…?”
The atmosphere at the scene immediately became strange. After hearing Aesop's words, Youdi's heroic face was distorted with anger: "Are you kidding me?"
"Can, is it okay?"
"Sure... you're the one!"
It was the first time that Youdi had seen someone dare to speak to her like this. Ever since she became a hero, she had a half-human, half-god body. No matter who it was, they would tremble when they saw her. Not to mention resisting, even looking at her directly was considered courageous. But now she met Aesop, which made her very angry.
"What a miscellaneous cultivator!" Yudi threw her sword aside and clenched her fists until they crackled. "Judging from the spatial magic you've unleashed, your skill level must be quite high. And since you're so young, you must have a strong backing... But it's all useless, understand? If you attack me, you're declaring war on the Church. You'll soon learn the consequences."
"I'm attacking you?" Aesop said, "When did this happen? How come I don't know? Do you have any evidence? If you don't have any evidence, you are slandering me."
"...You're more or less a strong person now, so could you please stop trying to act cute here?" Youdi said, "Besides, it's useless to act like a spoiled brat. If you use magic on me again, my body will recognize the traces of your magic, so don't even think about denying it!"
"Is there such a powerful body?" Aesop looked very surprised.
"Haha, this is what it means to be half-human, half-god! It's impossible for a cultivator like you to understand it!" Youdi said quite proudly.
"It's really powerful." Aesop nodded and said, "But if I don't attack you, that is, if I don't leave any new marks on your body, you won't be able to prove that it was me who did it just now?"
Yudi's smile faded little by little: "What?"
"Even a brave man shouldn't attack innocent people!" Aesop pointed at Youdi and said, "So, you can't attack me, or you'll be violating the laws of the Church... So I'm leaving now."
Yudi's expression gradually became dull.
Although no one could stand up to her as a half-human, half-god hero, this also led most people to be timid and afraid to resist her. In other words, she almost never argued with others. As long as she put on a posture and shouted "strange cultivator", the other party would be scared to pee their pants.
But this guy in front of her not only didn't wet his pants, but instead responded to Youdi with a series of words that made Youdi not know how to refute and she felt unusually aggrieved.
"You're a strong man at least!" Youdi said through gritted teeth, "Can you have a fair fight with me? Instead of just exchanging words here!"
Aesop, who was about to leave, stopped again, looked back at Youdi, and then tilted his head.
"Are you begging me to spank you?"
"I didn't ask you..."
"As long as you beg me, if you beg me, I will attack you and leave my mark on you." Aesop said, "Come on, beg me to leave my mark on you."
...Why does this sound so weird?
Without giving Youdi a chance to figure it out, Aesop continued to fan the flames: "Hurry up and beg me! All you have to do is ask me to leave a mark on your body, and you can attack me. Think about it, don't you really dislike me, a mere cultivator? Do you want to punish me? Now the opportunity is right in front of you, do you really want to miss it? If you do, I'll leave."
Seeing that Aesop and the others really wanted to leave, Youdi became anxious and immediately shouted, "Don't go! Please, I beg you! Attack me quickly and leave your, uh..."
The more she talked, the more she felt something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, Youdi finally reacted.
"Are you still kidding me?!"
Aesop nodded: "Yes, but it's over now."
Only then did Youdi feel that the surge of magic power in Aesop's body was very abnormal, and suddenly realized that this guy was preparing some magic and relying on words to delay time!
"You can't run away!" Youdi instantly appeared behind Aesop and raised her hand to grab Aesop's shoulder. "Miscellaneous cultivator, don't underestimate me..."
Before he could finish his words, Aesop's body exploded with a bang, and yellow liquid splashed everywhere!
Is this...poison?
Yudi immediately activated the anti-virus barrier.
However, the liquid passed through the barrier directly and splashed half of Youdi's body.
"Isn't this... poison?" Seeing this, Youdi subconsciously sniffed, "Then what is this?"
Then his expression changed immediately.
It stinks so damn much!
This is shit, this is shit!
“Miscellaneous cultivators, miscellaneous cultivators, miscellaneous cultivators!” Youdi’s entire body began to tremble. She gritted her teeth and said, “Just wait for me!”
Wait, gnashing of teeth...
"Ah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!"
129 I have the power of a hundred hills
On the other side, the three-person and two-pair group landed successfully.
Space magic has always been a type that Aesop is not very good at (of course, this is only relatively speaking). It takes a certain amount of time to prepare, so Aesop had talked so much nonsense with Youdi before to attract her attention.
Although she discovered it at the last moment, it was too late and Aesop successfully transferred it.
"It's done."
After the transfer was successful, Aesop made an ojbk gesture to Ganqiu and Kelim, and Ganqiu immediately got angry.
"What the hell is going on? Now we're all wanted by the Vatican!" Gan Qiu covered his face with his hands, as if trying to press his round face into a triangle so that no one could recognize him. "That woman will definitely hunt us down to the ends of the earth!!!"
"is it?"
"Why are you still pretending to be so innocent?! Didn't you say you were going to have a good talk with her at the beginning? How did it turn out like this?!"
Gan Qiu was devastated. He had previously asked Aesop how to resolve the issue, and Aesop had said that if there was a misunderstanding, he could simply explain it clearly. Gan Qiu, naively, believed him, and ended up becoming a wanted criminal along with Aesop.
But he hadn't done anything yet! Was he going to be hunted to the ends of the earth by that woman? No one who was hunted by that woman had ever escaped!
"Then if you have anything you want to do, do it quickly," Aesop comforted him, "don't leave any regrets."
"I beg you to shut up, otherwise I really can't help but want to fight you to the death!" Gan Qiu's face was full of despair.
Kelimu quickly flew over and comforted him, "It shouldn't be a big deal. If there's a misunderstanding, as long as I prove it, they should believe me."
When everyone heard Kelim speak, they remembered that there was an angel on this trip.
Yes, there is an angel!
Gan Qiu immediately turned his gaze to Kelim and asked, "Why didn't you come out and explain just now?"
Kelim scratched his head awkwardly and said rather sheepishly: "I found the conversation between Aesop and the hero quite interesting, so I wanted to listen to it again. I didn't expect to be teleported here directly. Sorry..."
Gan Qiu: "..."
While the three were arguing, Ye Lan, who was standing by, was deeply shocked.
He still finds it a little unbelievable.
They had actually escaped from that brave warrior? The world's greatest warrior? And judging by that brief encounter, they'd even had the upper hand?
This group of people, oh, mainly the one called Aesop, are they really that strong?
No wonder he could create such an outstanding puppet as Miss Nolen.
Wait, Miss Nolen?!
Ye Lan then remembered who he should pay more attention to than Aesop, so he quickly turned his head to look at Noren, wanting to see how Noren was doing.
But when he turned around, he saw Nolen dragging his half-crippled body and standing beside Aesop, his eyes never leaving Aesop.
Ye Lan suddenly felt a wave of sadness in his heart... It was strange, he was just a puppet and would never be jealous, so what was the reason for this feeling of sadness?
At this time, Aesop had to face Noren.
He looked at Noren, and Noren was also looking at him. Neither of them spoke for a long time. They were like the male and female protagonists in a novel, who had gone through countless hardships before being together... That would be strange.
In fact, even Aesop thought this matter was too weird.
After a long silence, Aesop knew that silence was not an option, so he slowly said, "When did you become conscious?"
Noren thought for a moment, then repeated with a blank expression: "It was when you shouted in the room, 'Wuhu, I have the strength of a hundred hills'..."
"Okay, okay, stop talking." Aesop raised his hand to stop Noren.
"Stop, stop, keep talking!"
Ganqiu, who was listening on the side, was happy, very happy, not only because of what Nolen said, but also because he could actually feel the emotion called shame in Aesop.
Oh heaven! Oh earth! That bastard Aesop is finally feeling ashamed!!!
In comparison, what Noren said is not worth mentioning at all... huh?
"Wait!" Gan Qiu realized something and frowned, feeling that something was wrong. "What is the power of Baiqiu?"
"Hey! Don't look away! Look straight at me, you little bastard! Tell me what the Power of the Hundred Hills is!"
"You two bastards, a master and a servant! I will kill you sooner or later, woooooooooo!"
……
"Wow, I'm not clean anymore, I'm not clean anymore!"
On the other side, Youdi was crying in the bathhouse, washing her body frantically and gritting her teeth.
"That bastard! That bastard! How dare he defile my body!"
This made Amat, who was listening outside, feel a little embarrassed. He coughed twice and then said: "Youdi, I know you are very angry, but you'd better keep your voice down... This is a public bathhouse. If someone hears it, it's easy to think the wrong thing. People will think that the brave man of the Holy See was taken by another man..."
"What happened?!" Youdi suddenly poked his head out and stared at Amat angrily, "Can't I tell you about the injustice I've suffered?"
"Well, it's possible," said Amat. "It's just that people tend to think of things that are more sinister. They probably wouldn't imagine that the defilement you suffered was so... pure."
Yudi gnashed her teeth and said, "I must find that bastard and pay him back a hundredfold!"
"Of course, it's not just you. I want to find him too." Amat said, "Yudi, didn't you notice that there was an angel accompanying that man?"
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