This demon has a problem.

"What?"

cp?

Gabriel looked at Raphael in a daze.

I seemed to have heard something very unusual just now.

Are you sure you're not kidding me?

I originally thought that the rumors spread by people in the class were outrageous enough.

And now you tell me that they have been shipping the two of them for a long time?

Are human beings really so idle?

"Hmm, it seems that you don't understand at all, Xiaojia."

With a sweet smile on her face, Raphael pulled out a chair and sat next to Gabriel.

Raphael has always been very interested in gossip.

Especially when this gossip would make Gabriel and the others feel embarrassed.

“Should I understand?”

Gabriel's eyes twitched uncontrollably, and she suddenly felt that this world was so strange.

What exactly happened when I didn't know?

I usually sleep in class, and I don’t know most of the people in the class, so it seems understandable if you think about it this way.

But the words of that idiotic devil...

Gabriel subconsciously looked at Rorschach beside her.

This guy is quite popular in the class, so he should know something.

What came into view was Rorschach's confused look with a hint of disbelief.

Well, this guy doesn't know anything either.

Tsk, he obviously hangs out with a group of people every day but he doesn’t know anything.

What a shame.

Actually, this can’t be blamed on Rorschach.

After all, boys also like to gossip and discuss weird things, such as how to wear black stockings comfortably, how to shrink the penis into the abdomen, and whether 0 and 1 can be converted into each other.

But boys generally don’t ship couples.

Or I won’t discuss this kind of thing with anyone.

Most of the discussions are between girls.

Although Rorschach is popular, he usually hangs out with boys.

There are not many girls who have a good relationship with me.

Apart from Gabriel and Miko, the girls that Rorschach came into contact with were all girls from the "Protect the Best Natsume in the World" fan club who came to Rorschach to buy photos of Natsume Takashi.

Well, Rorschach also made a lot of money from this business.

After all, Natsume Takashi has a very good appearance and temperament.

Rorschach even considered whether to promote Natsume as the shrine's image ambassador and sell Natsume's peripherals or something.

It feels like it should be very profitable.

Teacher Neko fully agreed with this, but unfortunately he was strongly opposed by Takashi Natsume himself.

Even if Rorschach said, "Natsume, you don't want to work as hard as Uncle Fujiwara, do you?" it would be useless.

Pity.

"Well, this is actually quite normal."

"After all, Xiaojia and Luo Xia are both very good-looking, and they have a good relationship and are always close to each other."

"Rorschach is the only boy who can talk and play with Xiaojia."

"Xiaojia is also the only girl who can keep up with Rorschach's train of thought."

"Isn't it normal for everyone to ship your couple?"

Raphael said softly, supporting her chin with one hand.

In fact, she was actually very confused as to why these two people had not discovered this matter yet.

After all, she heard about it in the next class.

Don't you two know this?

How strange.

"What do you mean normal? This is obviously weird!"

Gabriel slammed the table hard and shouted with a red face.

How come I, a pure girl, suddenly have a rumored boyfriend and have to meet his parents?

There is something wrong with this world. It is really, really wrong!

Ah, I'm so tired.

This world really has no need to exist anymore.

Better destroy it.

The world or something.

It exists to be destroyed.

So it is justified for me to destroy this world.

Anyway, humans are a species more evil than angels.

It doesn't matter if it's destroyed.

Gabriel fell limply on the table, as if her bones had been pulled out.

He stared at the table with lifeless eyes.

The world or something like that no longer has any need to exist.

"So, what do you think, Mr. Rorschach?"

Raphael passed his eyes over the depressed Gabriel and looked at Rorschach beside him and asked.

Compared to Xiaojia, Luo Xia is more interesting.

“I just sit and watch.”

Rolling his eyes, Rorschach didn't know what to say in this situation.

Maybe I should stand on the table and tell everyone loudly that I and Gabriel are innocent, and that I don't like this type of girl.

What he likes is the type of plump, gentle, and considerate older sister, preferably one who is wealthy enough to save him from having to struggle for two lifetimes.

I felt that if I really did that, Gabriel would kill me in the next second.

Wow, it’s so scary just thinking about it.

just forget it.

Rorschach still hopes that he can live a little longer.

At least he has to complete the transformation from a boy to a man.

Can this kind of thing really be considered a transformation?

It feels so magical.

Rorschach, who has lived for so many years but is still a simple boy, expressed his doubts about this.

"It's troublesome, but explaining it is even more troublesome. This is the only way for now."

Although he really wanted to explain that nothing happened between him and Gabriel.

But it seems to be of no use.

After all, it doesn’t matter if people don’t believe it without explanation.

No matter how you explain to the person who believes you, it will be useless, as they will only think that you are trying to cover up something.

So it is meaningless to explain to a group of people who are just having fun.

Including rumors and slander.

When someone in your class slanders you as a violent person, there is no point in explaining. Just follow what that bastard says and give him a beating, and all the rumors will disappear.

Sometimes violence can effectively solve a problem, or rather, solve the problem of the person who raised the problem.

"By the way, Gabriel..."

As if he had thought of something, Rorschach turned his head to look at Gabriel beside him and prepared to say something.

As a result, Gabriel, with a gloomy face, took out a familiar-looking horn from under her skirt and was holding her breath to blow it.

Strange, why does it look familiar?

Oh, I remembered it.

That thing is the horn of destruction.

Last semester, I rented it from Gabriel for a month for 10,000 yen to study (play with).

I see. Why did it look so familiar? It turned out to be the horn of destruction...

"Um?!"

"Put that thing down right now you idiot!"

"I won't! This world has no need to exist anymore! I want to destroy this world! Let the world feel pain!"

"Just shut up! The world is already miserable enough with people like you around!"

After a lot of chaos, Rorschach finally snatched the horn of destruction from Gabriel.

It was a close call, this guy almost succeeded.

Today, the good devils once again saved the world from the evil angels.

I always feel like something is wrong.

Chapter 300: Little Evil God: Just Simple Logic

At Garden Lily Bell's home, Rorschach looked at Garden Lily Bell in front of him seriously.

"So, you want to ask me what you should pay attention to when meeting parents?"

Taking a sip of tea, Garden Lily Bell said uncertainly.

On the one hand, it was because Rorschach spoke vaguely, as if he was deliberately covering up something.

On the other hand, she herself has no experience in this area.

Although Rorschach said that he had met Medusa, the actual guardian of the little evil god, so he had experience.

But Garden Lily Bell herself doesn't think so.

In her opinion, everyone is just friends.

How did it suddenly turn into meeting the parents?

Rorschach's train of thought is really incomprehensible.

"Yes!"

Nodding vigorously, Rorschach said seriously.

Although it was a misunderstanding, Rorschach felt that it was necessary for him to understand the process of these things in advance.

After all, meeting parents is a completely unfamiliar area for Rorschach.

"If you ask me about this kind of thing, I don't know."