This demon has a problem.

(Jesus:??? Stop right there!!)

Ahem, that’s going a bit off topic.

Back at the shrine, Nozomi Tojo is trying to talk to Rorschach.

“This classmate…”

"Call me sister."

"????"

An expression of Nozomi Tojo showing a subway, an old man, and a mobile phone.

What's wrong with your brain?

In response, Rorschach said that he is a person with professional ethics and integrity.

Now that I am playing a transgender person with a bad brain, I must play it well.

If Gabriel was here, she might say, "Isn't your so-called poor brain acting just like yourself?"

Probably so.

"This...sister."

After a struggle, Tojo Nozomi spoke with gritted teeth.

She wouldn't have said that if she could have helped it.

But looking at Rorschach's serious face she hesitated again.

Could it be that such a brain-dead guy is really a brain-dead transgender person?

What exactly is a transgender person?

“Why does it have to be based on the premise that the brain is not good?”

..........

Nozomi Tojo said she didn't want to talk.

She was pretty sure this guy could read minds.

"I can't read your mind. Your thoughts are clearly written on your face, meow~"

Why add this weird quirk?

"To prove that I am indeed a cute girl in my heart da☆ze~"

Why change another one?

Can this habit of speaking be switched at will?

"Don't worry about these details, MuQ. If you think too much, you will be caught and played with by some purple old woman, Aru."

Nozomi Tojo, who had been muttering to herself the whole time, decided to give up thinking.

Shouldn't I come to this place?

Otherwise I wouldn't have met this weirdo.

Rorschach proved very well that some people are fucked up just by meeting them.

His existence is to make you realize what kind of weirdness this world has.

In silence, the interview for the shrine maiden finally began.

'Let's get started, I really don't want to be with this weirdo anymore.'

After letting out a long breath, Tojo Nozomi felt a little relieved.

Fortunately, it was just a chance encounter.

We won't meet again after that.

Probably so.

Chapter 33 Your Head is Big

My name is Nozomi Tojo and I am seventeen years old.

My current relationship status is single, I have no boyfriend and no male friends.

These are not important.

The important thing is that I just successfully passed the part-time job interview at a shrine.

If nothing unexpected happens, I will be working part-time as a shrine maiden in this shrine for the next period of time.

The treatment and benefits of this shrine are very good, and she is very satisfied with it.

At the same time, I met a very handsome boy.

Logically speaking, my future life should have a beautiful development like some romance comics or light novels.

A youth love story full of pink atmosphere.

There is sweetness, bitterness, happiness and sadness.

Logically speaking, this should be the case.

But in fact.............

"Please give me your guidance from now on, sister."

Looking at the "beautiful girl" in front of him wearing a shrine maiden's costume, Tojo Nozomi felt desperate.

Why are you here too!!!

Although meeting a handsome boy is a happy thing.

But she didn't want to meet this stupid guy!

It should be double happiness, but why.

Why did it become like this?...............

"How rude."

As if she had noticed something, Rorschach, who was wearing a shrine maiden costume, put her hands on her hips and said dissatisfiedly, with her cheeks slightly puffed up as if she was angry.

Looking at Rorschach's outfit, Nozomi Tojo felt even more desperate.

Her long, smooth black hair draped behind her like fine silk.

Her long eyelashes trembled with the other person's movements.

The big eyes seem to be able to speak.

Her fair and tender skin is as round and shiny as pearls from the seabed.

Every move reveals the word cute.

But he is a man.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The brain is shaking!

To be honest, at one point Nozomi Tojo suddenly felt that she had lost completely as a girl.

Nozomi Tojo once believed that we are all human beings, so how beautiful can one be?

Those beauties that are so beautiful as to shame the moon and flowers in comics and novels don’t exist at all, okay?

But today, Nozomi Tojo realized that she was wrong.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?!

"You mean the hair?"

Picking up a strand of black hair with his fingertips, Rorschach said calmly:

"In fact, I once studied ninjutsu and scenery-picking techniques under the heroic master Jiraiya-sama, one of the three ninjas of Konoha Village."

"It's normal to know a little bit about how to make your hair grow longer, right?"

You think I haven't read the comics?

And that move is clearly called the Chaos Lion Hair Technique.

What is the technique of making hair grow longer?

"These are not important."

...................

Forget it, I'm tired, let's destroy it.

Tojo Nozomi said that she had gotten used to the bastard in front of her who unscrupulously eavesdropped on her inner thoughts.

Is it really possible to get used to this kind of thing?

Nozomi Tojo felt like something was wrong with her.

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Others are all youth love stories.

Why does it become a funny thing when it comes to me?

Anyone who can write a plot like this must have a hole in his brain.

The kind that starts with cerebral thrombosis ten years ago.

Please, just die quickly.

"Well, don't worry about these details."

"It's hard not to care, okay?! How can a man like you apply for a part-time job as a shrine maiden?!"

Rorschach could understand Tojo Nozomi's anger.

After all, in terms of beauty, the other party is completely defeated (laughs).

Well, we should always be more generous to the losers.

"Maybe it's because I'm pretty."

Rorschach spread his hands and said with a helpless expression.

That expression seemed to say, 'I don't really want to do this, but I can't help it, it's too attractive.'

What is this and what?

Do you really have no sense of shame?!

With an expressionless face, Nozomi Tojo just wanted to escape from this place as soon as possible.

Am I dreaming?

I was dreaming.

"I'll leave it to you guys starting tomorrow."

A petite figure wearing a white hunting suit and a fox mask on his face walked out from behind the door.

He folded his hands on his abdomen, leaned forward slightly and spoke to Tojo Nozomi and Rorschach.

"Ah, okay."

Tojo Nozomi quickly bowed in response.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but at some moment just now, Tojo Nozomi seemed to see the hands under the long sleeves…

There's something strange.

It doesn't look like a normal human hand.

The fingers are slender, but the knuckles are thick and obvious.

The sharp nails seemed to glow coldly.

Some fine cracks can be vaguely seen on the creepy pale skin.

He subconsciously wanted to raise his head to see more clearly, but a big hand pressed on Tojo Nozomi's head.