This demon has a problem.

If you are here for an interview, the one who should be nervous is the guy sitting opposite you.

There is another type of people who have already been selected.

For example, Rorschach.

"So, when can you let me go back?"

"I still have to feed the cat."

Sitting in the office of the Demon King's Castle in an extremely arrogant manner, Rorschach asked boredly.

Perhaps for most creatures, the Devil’s Castle has a very mysterious and evil image.

But for Rorschach, there are no more secrets in the Demon King's Castle.

After all, it is where you will work in the future.

It couldn't be more familiar.

"First of all, it's not up to me to decide when you can go back. It depends on when you can fill out these forms."

"Secondly, as far as I know, your cats usually find a can opener to open cans and eat them themselves."

Looking up from a pile of documents, Satan said expressionlessly.

He has been working overtime in the office for three consecutive days so far.

It’s not that I love my job so much. After all, I have been doing this job for many years.

I'm just thinking about my own body.

According to Lucifer's fighting ability, Satan felt that he had done his best if he could avoid dying in bed.

Between death from overwork and death from being drained away.

After a brief hesitation, Satan decisively chose to die from overwork.

After all, being drained to death sounds like a good idea, but if you think about it carefully, you will know that it will be extremely painful and torturous in the later stages.

Instead of feeling the painful despair from heaven to hell.

It would be better to suffer from the beginning and then die suddenly without knowing it.

What's more, death is not the most terrible thing in this world.

The most terrible thing is social death.

People can die, but society cannot die.

Compared to being drained dry and dying in bed, which sounds pretty fucking humiliating.

Satan felt that he would rather die suddenly in the office because he loved his work too much.

At least it sounds better.

Of course, he is the Demon King after all.

It is impossible to really die.

At most it's just a remake.

Then he was taken back by Lucifer and trained as a shota.

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Wow, even as a pervert I feel perverted just thinking about it.

"Such things are not important."

Luo Xia, whose eyes were slightly vague, said with a lack of confidence.

In fact, he wants to become a demon king.

But in fact, Rorschach had no practical idea in his mind about how to become a demon king.

After all, I never thought that I would take over as the Demon King so soon.

It wasn't easy. Rorschach finally found something about himself that made him like the protagonist.

That is, although they always shout various slogans, the actual actions they take are almost nothing when rounded off.

This is quite consistent with the protagonists of some orthodox hot-blooded comics.

In contrast, the villains have firm beliefs, lofty ideals, the will to achieve their goals at all costs, and the indispensable efforts in their daily lives.

The protagonist of a hot-blooded comic: In fact, he is not very clear about what he is going to do, but his goal is to destroy the villain.

Looking at Rorschach's appearance, Satan let out a long sigh.

To be honest, sometimes he himself doesn't understand it.

Is it more comfortable to be retired or to be at work?

If you retire, you will have to face the excited Lucifer.

If I continue to work, I will have to continue to face Rorschach.

The former may die of exhaustion.

The latter might be so angry that he would die.

If you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be that bad.

Eh........

Life is not easy, Satan sighed.

Sometimes Satan would doubt whether his coming to this world was a huge mistake or something.

Or I should just find a deserted place and bury myself.

This thought has often appeared in Satan's mind recently.

Starting to escape from reality is the case.

"Forget it, I'll fill out these forms for you, you can go back now."

"Remember to come back and give a speech when you are on holiday."

Looking at Rorschach's wise expression as if to say "how many years is twenty years for a cerebral thrombosis", Satan gave up the idea of ​​letting Rorschach fill in the form himself.

If he really had to fill it out himself, he would probably have to wait until the end of time before he would have to fill it out himself.

It’s better to fill it out right from the beginning.

It saves you from the trouble later.

"Ok, I'll go back first then."

Rorschach, who had originally looked listless, suddenly became energetic.

He jumped up from the sofa.

There is no trace of the previous decadence.

He is as full of energy as the arrival of spring.

In a word, radiant!

As long as you don't fill out the form, everything is fine.

After expressing his freehand brushwork, Rorschach happily left the Demon King's Castle.

Before leaving, I went to check on Azazel's study progress.

Several months ago, Rorschach had thrown Azazel into the Demon King's Castle and asked it to study hard on how to handle documents.

After all, according to Rorschach's own personality, he would not be willing to work hard even if he became a demon king.

Therefore, you should start training people who can help you process documents as early as possible.

In fact, Rorschach was not very worried about this.

After all, there is Vinay, a serious child.

Vinay certainly couldn't just watch so many documents pile up without dealing with them.

Of course, you can't wear a sheep's wool.

Sometimes you need to ask other people for help.

Satania passed first.

Although this unfortunate child is easy to fool, her IQ is also quite touching.

It would be better to just leave those documents piled up there than to let Satania deal with them.

While he was thinking, Rorschach had already returned to his home.

Then........

"Meow meow meow!!!"

“Meow! Meow meow meow!!”

A little kitten, using extremely obscene words that were simply unbearable to hear, rushed to Rorschach.

If Rorschach hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been hit by a cat kick.

For details, please refer to the scene where Fu Fu kicks a certain Merlin.

"Okay, okay, this isn't a special case."

"I will pay attention to it in the future."

After dodging the sneak attack from the Unethical Kitten, Rorschach tried to defend himself.

The result was even more violent abuse.

After all, he has used similar excuses many times.

"I say, aren't you going a little too far?"

“Meow!! Meow! Meow meow meow!!”

"You bastard!"

Today, Rorschach also had a big fight with his cat.

To be precise, today is just an ordinary day.

Chapter 362: Rorschach is a kitchen expert

"Morning, angel."

Early in the morning, Rorschach skillfully opened the door of Gabriel's house, put his schoolbag on the table very naturally, tidied up the slightly messy living room of Gabriel's house, and then opened the door of Gabriel's bedroom.

Rorschach said he was very familiar with this process.

It will only become more and more familiar in the future.

"Morning, idiot devil."

Gabriel, who was lying comfortably in bed, stretched out her fair and tender little feet and shook them, as a response to Rorschach's greeting.

Because Gabriel has been obsessed with love recently, he has neglected his old love, video games.

Yesterday, while Rorschach was in the demon world, Gabriel played games for a whole day.

I played until very late and didn't remember to go to bed until the early morning.

"Get up, get up. Anyone who doesn't get up at this hour is a lazy dog."

Looking at Gabriel's lazy appearance, Rorschach tried to wake her up using a gentler method.

But this is obviously impossible.

Normal means would not work to wake up the half-asleep Gabriel.

So Rorschach thought about it, then leaned over to Gabriel's ear and whispered:

"The things I bought earlier have arrived."

“Oh, we’re here…”

Gabriel, who was originally half asleep, responded casually, and subconsciously began to think about what Rorschach was talking about buying before.