This demon has a problem.
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(Satan, feeling quite clever, suddenly sneezed)
To be honest, Rorschach never liked posting his photos online.
Because although it is said that the Internet has no memory, if you are willing, you can find things from more than ten years ago.
Just like the kids nowadays, they will be able to watch their own dark history in high definition in a decade.
It’s really sad when you think about it.
"Oh, here we go."
At the same time, the demons in various houses in the demon world who were paying attention to the change of the Demon King turned on the TV or computer.
"As I recall, one of your classmates, Vinay, is among the candidates for the Demon King this year?"
Vinate's mother looked at Vinate beside her with some curiosity and asked.
"Yes."
"That's true."
Vinate is feeling a little emotional at the moment.
Maybe this is what is called the child of other people's family.
"I'm coming."
Because they turned on the TV a little late and the family was preparing to watch it on the sofa, the speech had already begun when Vinate's family turned on that channel.
All I heard was Rorschach's familiar voice coming from the TV:
"Gentlemen! I love war!"
Vinate family:?
There are many peace-loving demons in the demon world:?
Something seems wrong?
Chapter 380: Is this also part of your calculation?
The entire demon world, families or individuals who followed this channel, fell into a brief silence.
Indeed, the speeches of the previous Demon Kings or the Demon Kings of all generations were basically cut from the same mold.
The content is nothing more than making the demon world better or something like that.
So sometimes some demons would wonder if they could have a different demon king, or something different or something.
But aren't you being a little too exciting?
The first sentence is "Gentlemen, I like war."
All of a sudden, everyone was silent.
If it were the group of people in heaven, they would have been cheering and wanting to elevate Rorschach to the position of Lord of Heaven.
After all, having such an interesting person as the Lord of Heaven means that there will be no lack of fun in the days to come.
Unfortunately, this is the demon world.
Many demons with pure personalities fell silent instantly.
"Oh, sorry, I made a mistake."
Rorschach, who had already reported all the wars at the speed of naming dishes, seemed to realize the problem belatedly.
After looking through the speech in his hand, he said to the camera with a hint of apology:
"This is the manuscript I am going to use to run for the Lord of the Heaven Realm. Wait for me for a moment."
After saying this, he left the camera, apparently looking for the manuscript for his election as the Lord of the Demon Realm.
Some noisy sounds could be heard faintly.
"Gabriel, please help me find the manuscript for my campaign for the Demon King."
"What are you doing at such an important moment, you idiot?!"
"You can't blame me for this. It's Satan who's been harassing me and saying a lot of things."
"Can you blame me for this?!"
"Then blame me."
"You two stop making trouble."
For a moment, Vinate, who was watching TV at home, didn't know what to say.
Should we say that Rorschach is carefree?
By the way, Xiaojia is here too.
I clearly heard that Xiaojia had returned to heaven before.
Come to think of it, Xiao Jia would definitely come for such an important event as Rorschach's election for Demon King.
Who knows, Xiaojia’s family might also be paying attention to this.
"You, my classmate, have quite a sense of humor."
Vinate's father laughed dryly.
The father of Vinate, this middle-aged devil is also a kind and peace-loving devil.
Of course, it may not be accurate to say that they are peace-loving.
After all, those who are qualified to say this are those who have experienced war and turmoil.
People who have lived in a peaceful world since birth don't actually feel much about war and turmoil.
The so-called peace-loving is more of an emotion.
Just like people who have a happy family and a happy life can never understand those who are unhappy in life.
After all, it is impossible for humans to truly empathize. The so-called empathy is nothing more than a subjective feeling in one's own imagination.
It’s better not to say things like “I understand you” to people who are frustrated.
It's like someone who passed the exam says to someone who failed, "I understand your difficulties."
Are you sure you're not here to make fun of me?
Back to topic.
After a period of chaos, the speech finally got on track.
Although his method was a bit strange, Rorschach did succeed in leaving a deep impression on the people of the entire demon world.
As a result, not many people paid attention to the speeches of the following candidates.
Soon, some of Rorschach's past resume was dug out by the omnipotent netizens.
For example, the best student in the history of the demon world.
For example, at the graduation ceremony, I almost exorcised the demon of an entire grade.
For example, during his time at school, he angered a principal and three grade directors and left.
These glorious deeds left the demons stunned.
This child has a bright future!
Although his age is somewhat disadvantageous compared to other candidates.
But other aspects are not bad at all.
It is said that he also kidnapped an angel and brought it back to the demon world.
This kid is awesome!
"Although there were a lot of problems, we managed to get through it smoothly."
Satan sighed and said with lingering fear.
The moment Rorschach read the wrong script, Satan felt like his heart was about to stop beating.
Think about how I, the devil Satan, have worked diligently for decades, not seeking achievement but avoiding mistakes.
He is considered a relatively successful demon king.
As a result, Rorschach's action almost gave Satan a myocardial infarction.
At that moment he really wanted to cut off the live broadcast.
Well, such a major event was actually broadcast live.
I really trust Rorschach.
And Rorschach lived up to Satan's character and did a great job.
He also said, "Excuse me, this is the manuscript I was going to use for the election for the Lord of Heaven."
It can be seen that you really don't care.
Fortunately, the online reputation is good now.
Many demons even worried that if an excellent demon like Rorschach failed to be elected as the Demon King, he would run away to heaven.
So he excitedly expressed that he would definitely support Rorschach.
It should have been a major accident, but it actually had an unexpectedly good effect.
Is this part of your calculations, Rorschach?
"Don't look at me like that. It makes me think you have some special fetish."
Feeling Satan's strange gaze, Rorschach subconsciously covered his chest.
Look at Satan with a wary look.
It is said that one out of every three men has male ketones.
What is certain at the moment is that Rorschach is not, and Satan probably isn’t either.
Who would that be?
Friends in front of the screen, do you know?
"Don't give me these nonsense."
Satan waved his hand tiredly.
Although he didn't do anything today, Satan still felt very tired.
Tired.
Just because Rorschach picked up the wrong speech, Satan felt that he had been frightened to the point of losing at least several years of his life.
Well, for demons, that’s pretty much it.
But the shock it brought was real.
"Oh, it's the little evil god's turn."
Changing the subject, Rorschach looked towards the conference room and said.
After returning home to report his safety, the little evil god also rushed to the Demon King's City.
Although I have no interest in the position of Demon King, I still have to show some respect.
"Ahem, hello friends from the demon world, my name is Little Evil God."
"I graduated from the Demon World Academy. My age is confidential. As for my gender, you can decide for yourself."
"My hobbies include horse racing and playing pinball."
"I currently live in the human world and occasionally go back to the demon world."
"My cohabiting partner is Yuri Suzu."
After clearing his throat, the little evil god began to give a speech.
It’s more like a self-introduction than a speech.
And it's all nonsense.
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