【3. (The existence of "you") Searching for [Happiness] makes Sambo contact the Star God [Happiness] through his existence.

You know that no matter what you do now, it is just a meaningless effort. Until the very possible threat of [destruction] Nanook is completely eliminated, New Beloberg can just burn in the sea of ​​stars at will. An exhausted piece of firewood, with no ability to resist at all.

Only after the Star God-level threat is completely eliminated, all the efforts of New Beloberg will have meaning.

You decide to look for [Happy] Messenger Sambo, and through his connection with [Happy] Aha as the [Happy] Messenger, you can contact this moody and unpredictable "Fool"...

You don’t know what will happen if you make this choice. 】

Looking at the options on the light screen, Ron couldn't help but feel a little headache.

It's not that he doesn't know how to choose. In fact, this option is so simple that there is no need to worry about it. Only option three has the meaning of choice now...

But looking at the vague description of option three, Ron was unsure about his choice——

It would be better to say that facing [Happiness] Aha and his order made Ron feel uncertain. These moody fun-loving people made Ron really unpredictable...

But so what?The matter has come to this, and this is the only way to do it.

Ron sighed and clicked option three.

The option box on the light screen faded away, and a new picture appeared on the light screen:

In a corner of the New Beloberg Steel Forest, several silver-maned iron guards were surrounding a blue-haired thief who was carrying a heavy sack and had a sneer on his face.

Sambo rubbed his hands and begged for mercy from the iron guards in front of him:

"Hey, hey, hey, fellow Iron Guard masters, haven't we already had any quarrels between the upper and lower levels? I just came up from the ground to visit our New Beloberg. I can't be arrested like before. Bar?"

"Residents of the lower area of ​​Beloberg can indeed freely travel back and forth between New Beloberg and the lower area before the lower area is completely emptied, but this does not mean that Clipperburg will not hold a smuggler accountable - "

Ron slowly walked out from behind several iron guards: "Do I need to tell you more about what's in your sack?"

"Isn't it because I can't afford to eat and I dug up the relics of the previous generations left in the ground... Hey, hey, don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong, I was wrong, do you get [-]% of these? Let me go. , we may meet again in the future, maybe I can help you..."

"You don't have to wait until later...you can help me now, Sambo."

Sangbo was slightly startled, and the mean expression he pretended before gradually disappeared. He raised his eyebrows, looked at Ron and Heita who suddenly walked out beside him, and muttered:

"The envoy of [Intellect], and a person who shouldn't know me in the first place... Damn it, why is this planet getting worse and worse? Where did these things come from?"

He looked at Ron and casually threw aside the sack that he had just regarded as a treasure. He looked at Ron and shrugged, saying:

"Okay... tell me, what do you want me, old Sambo, to help you with?"

"Say it beforehand. If what you are talking about is related to the anti-matter army that is rushing towards New Beloberg, then you must be prepared to give credit... The price of old Sambo, but very expensive."

Ron nodded with a smile: "Money is not a problem... But now, let's put this matter to a later date. I have an important deal, and I think you will also be very interested in it."

"More important than those anti-matter legions?"

Sangbo couldn't help but be slightly startled, and his face immediately showed an expression of interest:

"That's really interesting...what do you want to do?"

Ron smiled and pointed toward the sky:

"I want to talk to your star god... Is there any way, Sambo?"

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PS: This chapter is [-]. At the beginning of the month, I remember that I did it for two days, and then promised to owe [-], which means I owe [-] words.

This chapter has paid off one thousand, and there are still nine thousand words left. It will be finished soon, over.

Chapter 124 - Aha: [Destruction] is a madman, Aha specializes in fighting madmen!

"what?"

Sambo's expression froze at this moment.

Before that, his eyes showed interest, and his whole face showed a look of joy... He was quite interested in the deal proposed by Ron, and even expressed interest in it because of it. Ron himself developed quite a bit of curiosity.

But after Ron said what he just said, Sambo realized how crazy the hidden nature of the decadent guy in front of him, who looked like a polite and well-worn clerk, was behind his smiling face.

Star God, the supreme being in this sea of ​​stars, even [Pioneering] Akivili, who was once closest to humans, would only raise a toast with the unknown guests on his star train, while others The Star Gods rarely even glance at humans. They ignore humans indifferently, just like ignoring the ants crawling by their feet.

To the Star Gods, human beings are like endless gravel in the long river illuminated by the boundless sea of ​​stars, which does not mean much...

Ron's behavior of wanting to face the Star God at will, talk to the Star God as an equal, and negotiate a deal is actually considered a blasphemy against the Star God's authority, and it further proves Ron's contempt for the Star God's personality. .

Although [Joy] Aha can be regarded as one of the most humane Star Gods among the Star Gods, his humanity does not mean that he is approachable, but that he has the same capricious temperament and pursuits as humans. A little bit of fun.

In fact, in the eyes of [Happy] Aha, human beings may be just interesting playthings. As the messenger of [Happy], Sambo has a deep understanding of this...

After all, he became the envoy when he was conducting transactions with people as a merchant, and his habitual deception aroused the interest of the Star God.

He just stared at Sambo, and then saw the customers who were being fooled by Sambo laughing. The laughter disappeared for a long time, and Sambo got the infinite imaginary power from the [Happiness] destiny, and got [Happiness] 】Aha's permission became the decree of 【Happiness】's destiny, and everything just originated from the whim of this fool.

But soon, the fool lost interest in Sambo... Sambo didn't know where [Happy] Aha was looking for fun in the universe, but he could always vaguely hear the stars. God's laughter sounded somewhere in the sea of ​​stars, proving His activity.

Sambo was very sure that if Ron tried to contact the Star God somewhere in the Star Sea now, called [Happy] Aha, and tried to make a deal with him, the result would definitely not be good... ..

[Happiness] Aha will never mind turning Ron into his own little toy, casually introducing Ron into the tricks he has woven, or laughing at the tragedy starring Ron, no matter how sure he is It won't end well——

But what does this have to do with his Sambo?

It was a fun game where a madman provoked the Star God. He, Sambo, had never seen it or even heard about it since he was born.

Anyway, this is Ron's own way. He wants to have a good chat with [Happy] Aha, so there is definitely no need for him, Sambo, to stop him...

After thinking about all this, Sambo's face that had become stiff due to Ron's shocking words turned playful. He clapped gently, his tone full of emotion:

"I didn't expect you to have such an idea... It's so amazing, I was so surprised that I couldn't even open my mouth from ear to ear."

"I do have a way to help you find Him..." Sambo said, and the topic suddenly changed: "But I won't do it myself. Everything will be done by you. What do you think?"

Ron looked playful: "Are you afraid of Him?"

"Afraid? No, no, no, how can this be fear?"

Sambo's expression remained unchanged, and he covered up his fear of the Star God with a smile:

"This is just respect for the Lord of [Happiness]'s destiny... You know, after all, he is our boss, and we have to make a living under his hands. A little respect will make life easier."

"That's it..." Ron nodded thoughtfully, his face becoming slightly distressed: "But if you don't take action personally, can I really attract the Star God? How about this business? Don’t do it anymore?”

"Don't do it?" Sambo's face was slightly startled, and he quickly put on a business smile: "Of course it can be done. Although I, Sambo Koski, am not very reliable in various situations, I am very reliable in business. I have really never owed anyone..."

How can I let the great happiness that I don’t know if I will ever encounter once in my life slip away in front of me?

Ron must be kept here to dispel his doubts!

Sang Bo thought this in his heart, patted his chest and gave a thumbs up: "I'm sure this will work!"

"If it doesn't work, I, old Sambo, will use my own money to promote sales at a loss. Whether it is to help you attract the Star God this time, or to face those anti-matter legions later, I will sell all zero-credit points and be your helper for free. You won’t be charged a penny!”

Seeing Sambo patting his chest with confidence, Ron nodded in amusement:

"This is what you said...don't go back on it then."

"Hey, look at what you said, my old Sambo is worth a fortune."

Sambo rubbed his hands with a smile - as the messenger of [Happy] destiny, no one knows better than him how to attract the attention of [Happy] Aha.

In fact, as an envoy, his existence itself represents [Happy] Aha’s constant attention...

Although the Fool usually doesn't care about his commander, he will pay a little attention to his commander. Occasionally, after his commander makes some interesting fun, he will immediately turn his attention to his commander. The world in which I live begins to watch the show with relish.

But Sambo didn't dare to attract [Happy] Aha's attention like this... He didn't want to get himself involved in this matter, because he couldn't have predicted [Happy] Aha's reaction. .

If Ron is angered because of his behavior, then the gain outweighs the loss... Who would be happy to go see it in person?

So he just snapped his fingers, and the imaginary number of [Happiness]'s destiny could be pulled and reconstructed by him, turning into a two-sided coin, with the mask of crying printed on one side and the mask of laughter printed on the other. It seemed that It's like some inferior game currency.

But this is just Sambo's little preference. In fact, what is stored in this coin is [Happy] Aha's laughter... The laughter comes from the laughter Sambo heard before, Now he has engraved this laughter into this coin with the power of [Happy] destiny.

As long as this coin is crushed, the laughter from [Happiness] Aha will echo in the surroundings, intertwined with the laughter of the star god somewhere in the star sea.

[Happiness] Aha is a star god who is full of curiosity about everything. He is full of interest in everything, and naturally he will not let go of the sudden and inexplicable laughter that is the same as his...

This also allowed Sambo to escape from the exchange between Ron and [Happy] Aha and hide in a corner to watch the show secretly.

As long as Sambo hadn't personally attracted the Star God, then according to [Happy] Aha's temperament, he would never bother to trace the source and trouble him as the source...

With this in mind, Sambo handed the coin in his hand to Ron and said:

"As long as you crush this coin, the Lord of Happy Destiny will come to you..."

"Is that so?"

Before Ron could finish Sambo's words, he curiously pinched the coin in his hand. Sambo was so frightened that he quickly stopped Ron and said:

"Don't worry... don't worry! Just wait for me!"

As he spoke, a bit of emerald green splendor shone under his feet, and then he turned into the breeze and disappeared, to an unknown place.

After a while, a voice that seemed to be from a distant galaxy came from Ron's ears:

"Okay, okay...it's okay now."

At this moment, in order to clear up his relationship, Sambo actually fled directly to another galaxy a few light-years away. He hid behind the blazing ring of stars and quietly stared at Yaliluo a few light-years away. -VI.

This is the power of the messenger... But it is a pity that the person with this power is a comedian, and even the omnipotent ability of heaven and earth has become priceless.

Ron shook his head in a funny way, not caring about Sambo's performance. He casually glanced at the double-sided coin in his hand, and then gently applied force. A little imaginary energy was applied to his fingertips, turning it into a powerful force to crush it. This is a very fragile coin.

The next moment, cheerful laughter came from the coins that were crushed into pieces. The sound gradually died down after a while, and there was deathly silence all around...

But there was laughter from the horizon again.

Huge pressure, like the tilt of the Milky Way, fell on Ron, and joyful laughter resounded throughout the Yaliluo galaxy. Aha had already arrived here. He came with the familiar laughter, He cast his gaze with interest.

At the moment when the laughter came, the black tower on the side was obviously not smiling, but the corners of the doll's mouth curved involuntarily. It had nothing to do with her consciousness. This inanimate person was personally created by the [Intellectual] Order. I am laughing myself.

[Happiness] The arrival of Aha seems to give dead creatures the right to [laughter]...

At the same time, Ron on the side also raised the corners of his mouth and laughed happily——

But it was not because of the power of [Joy] Aha, but he truly started to laugh from the bottom of his heart.

As the Star God's laughter came, a pink glow appeared on Ron's cheeks. The unfilled goblet seemed to be shaking, and the wine in it was rippled——

The symbol of [Happiness] appeared on Ron's cheek, and the blessings that had been placed on Ron appeared in the world no longer concealed, and the laughter in the sky became even more joyful.

The next moment, the talisman on Ron's cheek suddenly disappeared, and the [Happy] wine glass became a reality. He picked up a goblet in his hand, with golden mead swaying in it, and the lingering fire of tribulation. It bloomed, and then subsided in an instant under the control of [joy]...

A wine glass also filled with gold liquid appeared out of thin air, but the ever-burning calamity fire was also surging in this wine glass. It was the divine blood of the Ancestor of Destruction. It is said that he had his chest split open by [Happiness] Aha. The divine blood surged out, but eventually fell into Aha's wine glass.

The wine glass swayed out of thin air, as if it was being held by an invisible person. He gently clinked the glass with Ron, and then a figure shrouded in countless laughing masks and wearing a dark cloak appeared for a moment, filling this full A glass of blood wine fell into his throat, as if to pay tribute to Ron.

The next moment, He disappeared, leaving Ron alone to slowly drink the cup of wine that was said to be brewed from the divine blood of [Destruction] Nanook in the "Tavern", and a laughing voice came from his ears:

"False again? False again? Although Aha hates chatting with you in this kind of place, since I have already said hello to you in the 'previous' time, I will give you a little respect this time. Let’s have a small success!”

"Next time, don't meet in a place like this... Although the game is fun, Aha hates the false self. I think making goals with you in reality is a prank in the whole world, not Play house in the game..."

The sound of laughter gradually fades away, you can hear the laughter fading away, and feel the Star God gradually leaving...

Only a burst of arrogant laughter was still loud in my ears:

"I know what you want! [Destruction] is a madman, and Aha specializes in fighting madmen!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The picture on the light screen faded away, and a new text note reappeared on the light screen:

【You successfully attracted [Happy] Aha's attention through Sambo's hand. 】

[The Fool watched you with interest, saw the blessing from Him on you, and read the traces left by the other self. 】

[He is stunned, He laughs, He toasts you with a toast, He invites you to drink wine into your throat - He laughs and lifts the jester's rapier, dancing and leaping towards a star gate beyond the distant galaxy. 】

[Your thoughts have nowhere to hide in front of God. He is extremely pleased with your achievements and responds to your requests easily. 】

[He found [Destruction] Nanook for you. The battle between the Star Gods is taking place in the corner of the universe, and there is absolutely no way it will affect Yalilo-VI. 】

It turns out that this blessing still has the memory left by [Happiness] Aha? !

Ron was shocked when he looked at the words on the light screen, but he quickly calmed down and even felt that it was very reasonable——

After all, it is [Happiness] Aha. Since it has squeezed away the rewards and blessings of the life simulation game, it is natural to leave some memories for himself.

However... Judging from Aha's performance, it is basically certain that he harbors great malice towards "destiny".

Since we are completely hostile to "destiny", and the enemy of our enemy is our friend, maybe there is no need to be so wary of [Happy] Aha, and we can be a little more careful with him...

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