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"Well, there is also a kind of sideline Slaanesh sect, this..." I don't know how to tell this to the innocent girl in front of me, and the probability of being banned is very high, although compared to Tzeentch, this kind of ban is average It's all just showmanship.
"It doesn't matter, I will listen to you in everything and let you arrange it. I have already made preparations in my heart, and I will listen to you in everything, not to mention that we are here to save the world within a month."
I looked at her in front of me. Although she had a tomboy-like childishness, if I looked closely, she had a great figure. She looked like a cute little succubus even if she dressed up a little.
If it really hits the mark, it will definitely rise sharply.
No, what am I thinking? I've just started thinking about this kind of thing. Am I still a human being?
"Mr. Agent, I entrust you to help me write the character and script. I will do my best to follow your arrangements."
"I will work hard." Although I don't know why I took this task and why I didn't get involved in this strange job, at least my life is not in danger now, and everything suddenly seems like nothing. So bad.
What's more, I am really willing to do my part for the girl in front of me.
"From now on, I will live in this live broadcast world. Whether I am happy, in pain, collapse, or even die, whether I am cursed or hated by others, or even fall into madness, or whether I become a hit and reach millions of fans, you... will always be with me. Bar?"
"..." I didn't expect that she, who was just like a blank piece of paper, would suddenly make such a heavy vow so seriously.
"You're kidding, look at the shocked look on your face, give me a name."
"How about Super Soft Cute Yogurt-chan? It describes you as an omniscient god, which means you know the past, present and future." I was thinking about the settings of various evil gods.
"What does it mean?"
"Your self-introduction is: Yogurt-chan is connected to all time and space, and her body is located in the ultimate abyss outside the multidimensional universe. According to some classics, an ancient silver key can open the door to this abyss. A series of gates - from the "First Gate" to the "Extreme Gate", to the final void beyond all planets, beyond all universes, and beyond all matter. Yogurt is also known as "All Things" She is a thing composed of infinite existence and self, everything is in her, and she exists in everything - it does not exist only in a space-time continuum. Something that is connected to the ultimate origin that animates all within the boundless scope of all existence - ultimately, an absolute scope that has no limits and is beyond all whims, mathematical logic, etc. She may be the "Super Soft Cute Yogurt-chan" rumored in some secret cults on Earth! "I said as I said,
While I couldn't help but become curious,
Will this be attractive?
What does it look like for such an evil god to play a marginal game?
A guy who likes virtual idols who introduce themselves in such weird ways is really not a weirdo.
"Looks great. He is indeed a professional agent."
"Huh." I didn't expect that the character design I just thought of would be approved like this. I thought it would take many revisions and name changes before I finally decided on it.
"It must be possible. Yogurt sounds delicious and mysterious."
"What? It turns out I only cared about it as something like strawberry yogurt." Although I was a little frustrated, it's always good to have a start.
"What about the live broadcast settings?" Yogurt-chan asked curiously.
"The online world is full of evil and filth, and the masked man dances feverishly, finally summoning such a super soft and cute Yogurt-chan. Yogurt-chan hates such a malicious world, but has to live in it. So Yogurt-chan has made a goal to recruit 100 million believers, and then he can sacrifice and destroy the world, so that everyone can live together in a warm and close bubble, and there will no longer be any malicious intentions of this kind." I was typing. While writing, I was thinking about how to balance the sense of evil and playfulness. It would be best to have a little unexpected seriousness in the middle two.
"I really wrote down the feeling of hating everyone but not being supported by everyone. I am truly worthy of being an agent." Yogurt-chan happily prepared for the live broadcast.
"Maybe it's really possible, right?"
But do you really like this thing? I rubbed my head a little doubtfully.
Chapter 217 Followers of the Evil God
[The next day] [Number of fans: 20]
Sure enough, almost no one watched the pilot on the first day.
Even if there are, they are just strange fans attracted by the evil god theme.
The barrage is basically full of obscenities.
such as:
"Yoghurt-chan, can you show me the big bubbles?"
"Lord Evil God, do you have any succubi under your command?"
"Speed up and make big waves, or you'll be canceled."
Yogurt-chan couldn't help but secretly send me a message asking for help while she was live broadcasting. It was obvious that she was not used to this situation.
"What should we do with a guy like this?"
"Either you pretend to be cute, or you pretend to be scary, or you can be yourself and just follow your usual thoughts." I analyzed the current situation. The fans on the first day were hard-earned. It would be best if I could win them. Yes, but very bad guys will also affect the perception of newcomers.
I still haven’t set up a perfect live broadcast strategy for Yogurt-chan. Should I make her act cute, be crazy and like an evil god, or let her chat with everyone who comes?
After all, she was just playing the role of the evil god, but I didn't help her set the tone well. She would definitely wonder what the evil god should do when he encounters such a guy.
But a guy who is jealous of the evil god must be a loyal believer of the evil god if he is mentally ill, right?
"Well, Yogurt-chan has about 300 big bubbles. Which one do you want to see?" Yogurt-chan tried to answer the barrage question according to his own understanding.
How could anyone understand such a baffling answer?
I was a little annoyed that I didn't think of how to help Yogurt-chan answer these strange questions.
Surprisingly, the barrage became active.
"Huh? It's so astringent."
"Fuck, not everyone of us can have one."
"It's surprisingly easy to let go. Such an evil god is not bad at all."
It seems that I still underestimated the diversity of human beings.
"Yogurt-chan is the king of endless void, a thing composed of infinite existence and self. Everything is in me, and I also exist in everything. So since Yogurt-chan itself is all things, there will be no Where are the succubi's men?" Yugo-chan continued to answer the barrage's second question.
A bit surprisingly, Yogurt-chan seems to be less nervous. It seems that she is indeed suitable for live broadcast.
"Quickly, hang up the group number." I suddenly thought of something.
"Let them think they are your followers and come to the group to be succubi." Although it is a bit risky and may offend them, it is still a good way to interact.
Yogurt-chan glanced at my message, looked over in shock, and then calmed down.
"But Yogurt-chan has always been too lonely, so everyone should come to Yogurt-chan's group and become succubi. But Yogurt-chan's favorite is the Lily Succubus, and there can only be one."
I looked at the sporadic barrage with some nervousness.
The current live broadcast can only be watched by a hundred people. If it is silent, it will definitely dampen Yogurt Jiang's enthusiasm.
And isn’t this way of asking for attention in a group too straightforward?
At that time, how to balance the audience between the group and the live broadcast room will also be a big problem.
There is no doubt that this is a huge adventure,
My hope is that someone will try to join the group because of this strange experience.
Even if it's just to see other people's performance secretly, maybe.
"Okay, I want to be a public juice succubus."
"I want to be a fallen nun."
"Well... I still want to be a human, can I just be a thermal weapon?"
The response to the barrage was extremely enthusiastic, and many people came to the empty group in an instant.
Yogurt sauce also gained its first wave of active fans.
"I heard you can be a succubus here."
"The anchor is so cute, I want to be a hot weapon for the anchor."
"I want to be a male lily succubus!"
In order to increase the immersion, I quickly posted a succubus exam paper in the group.
"If you have a score below 60, you will be a hot weapon, if you have a score above 60, you will be a succubus, if you have a score above 80, you can choose your own profession or you can designate it by Yogurt-chan."
People kept giving answers, and I graded them on their answers.
Yogurt Jiang joked in the live broadcast about the scores of the group members.
This caused more people to run into the group out of curiosity.
Soon the first wave of popularity of yogurt sauce gathered.
From the end of the first day to the start of the second day, hundreds of people gathered, which completely exceeded Yogurt-chan's and my expectations.
Because the accumulation that starts in this way is the most difficult. If you can gather a certain amount of popularity, people will promote each other and attract traffic, and it will be much easier.
I also have to quickly prepare the live broadcast content for Yogurt Sauce, otherwise many people will leave once the novelty wears off.
Before going to bed, Yogurt-chan was still holding his phone and nervously staring at the number of fans, as if secretly looking at his own treasure.
As soon as I saw the number increase, I happily kicked off the quilt secretly on the bed.
And I was sitting in front of the computer, thinking about how to help Yogurt Jiang think of some more interesting live broadcast content.
It can be seen that she likes the feeling of being sought after by others, and she also likes to be seen by others. It must be a great experience for her to be recognized in this way.
"Well, agent, don't work too late." Yogurt-chan, who was overly excited, realized that it was already very late.
"It's okay." Unknowingly, I fell asleep in front of the computer.
【Day Three】【Number of Fans: 300】
When I woke up in the morning, I found that Yuuto had put a quilt on me. It must be yoghurt. The number of fans reached 300, which was unbelievable.
Yogurt sauce’s incubation plan has exceeded expectations.
Before the broadcast started, Yogurt-chan happily hugged me from behind. Yogurt-chan seemed to become more enthusiastic after the live broadcast.
"My agent is much smarter than me, so you have to continue to guide me."
"Let's rush together."
"Well, it's almost time to start broadcasting."
Yogurt-chan kept repeating this while eating the food sent by the organization.
"Before today's live broadcast, shall we make an agreement with the people in the group?" I planned to try out yesterday's idea.
"Huh?" Yogurt-chan turned to look at me while eating bread and drinking yogurt.
"Before the live broadcast in the future, the succubi in the group will brush up in the live broadcast room first, [Listen to my call! The King of the Endless Void! The Star Shifter! The Solid Foundation! The Controller of Earthquakes! The Terrifying Conqueror! The Painful Creator! Destroyer! Winner of Glory! Son of Void and Chaos! Guardian of the Abyss! God of Original Darkness! Lord of the Planes! Enigmatic Wise One! Guardian of Secrets! Lord of the Labyrinth! Man Served by Angels! Death And the plunderer of souls! The end of all things! Lord of the Gates! Pathfinder! Almighty Eternal Lord of the Beginning! Iak-Sathath! Yogurt-chan! NAFL'FTHAGN! Your servant calls you!], and then you Be on the air when called." I thought about that scene and it should be quite exciting. If no one is doing it, it would be feasible for me to open a few small accounts and do a few posts myself.
"Ah?!"
Chapter 218 Fallen Yogurt-chan
【Day 1000】【Number of fans: [-]】
Before Yogurt Sauce started airing, there were already many people doing the summoning ceremony in the live broadcast room.
【Listen to my call!The King of Endless Void!Star mover!A solid foundation!The master of earthquakes!Terrible conqueror!Creator of pain!Destroyer!Glorious winner!Sons of Void and Chaos!Guardian of the Abyss!The original god of darkness!Lord of the planes!The enigmatic wise man!Keeper of secrets!Lord of the maze!Those whom angels serve!Predator of death and souls!The end of all things!Lord of the Gate!Pathfinder!The Almighty and Eternal Lord from the beginning! Iak-Sathath!Yogurt sauce! NAFL'FTHAGN!Your servants call to you! 】
To our surprise, although the number of fans increased slowly, the number of fans grew unexpectedly fast.
Maybe there are many people guarding the line and promoting it, waiting to see what kind of ruthless work such an anchor will do?
I looked at Yogurt-chan with some happiness,
"Sure enough, as long as it's what you say, Yogurt-chan will listen to everything. The manager is so awesome, and the number of fans has reached four digits all of a sudden. This is something Yogurt-chan never dares to think about." Jiang looked at me with excitement.
"This is just the beginning. If you keep going step by step from here, you will succeed." I also encouraged Yogurt-chan. Now, without any tricks, no side kicks, and no wars, you can attract so many fans. It's already a success. A perfect start.
"I believe in you. I will be obedient, so you must make Yogurt-chan the Lord of Billions of Stars. Otherwise, otherwise, both Yogurt-chan and Saya-chan will be ruined..." Yogurt-chan He looked at me with a confused look on his face, and looked at me with an aggrieved expression.
"Ah, will I still hurt you?" I still didn't understand what she meant.
"The King of the Endless Void, Yogurt-chan, is here to answer the call!" Yogurt-chan put on the pose discussed last night and started the live broadcast on time.
"Great!"
"Yoghurt-chan, Saigo."
"Yoghurt-chan, I want to be a maid."
An endless stream of barrages scrolled across the screen,
I casually gave that guy the title of a depraved, short-breasted maid.
He happily showed off in the group, and even hoped that Yogurt-chan could read out his name in front of the live broadcast.
What a strange habit this is.
I've started to worry,
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