I write about collapse in my daily life

But who would have thought that she would be jealous of children? She even wanted to scare them. I don't know what to say about this.

One can only sigh that you are worthy of being the Ruler of Vinegar, you deserve the title!

"Good morning, kids~ Yes, it's Sister Xier~"

【? ? ? ? 】

[Fuck, there are clamps! ]

[Wow, it’s already been clamped? ]

["Scare, Scare"]

The people in the live broadcast room were also frightened by Hei Xier's sudden clipping sound. Although they knew that Hei Xier could indeed make the same sound as Xier, the sentence just now was definitely clipped!

Afterwards, the children asked Hei Xier to continue the story that Xier had not finished yesterday, which was a story about Xiaohong catching a cold.

"The kind and lovely Little Red Riding Hood carried a lot of delicious food to the forest to look after her grandmother. Who knew that when Little Red Riding Hood opened the door, she found that her grandmother had fangs. It turned out that it was the evil Big Bad Wolf disguised as her grandmother! Sister Xier didn't come down. How is Little Red Riding Hood?"

Listening to the children's words, everyone in the live broadcast room also knew that Xier and the children were talking about the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and they also knew the ending of the story.

But none of this matters. What matters is that the person standing in front of the children’s door is not their sister Xier, but Hei Xier. Who knows what kind of thing she can do?

Sure enough, after hearing what the children said, Hei Xier's eyes flickered slightly, as if she had thought of a good idea. She said in a gentle voice,

"Then... Little Red Riding Hood suddenly laughed and said, "Whew, how funny! I didn't expect the prey to come to me."

On the screen, Little Red Riding Hood directly took out her two big claws, as if she was going to skin the Big Bad Wolf alive. As Hei Xier's story unfolded, Little Red Riding Hood put away her claws and took out her sickle.

"She swung her sickle and chopped off the wolf's head with just one blow. Little Red Riding Hood looked at the wolf who was showing off his might just now and said sarcastically: "That's it? Do you know why my cloak is red?"

"Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up her basket and sickle, and set out on a journey to find stronger prey..."

Hei Xier told the story vividly, and when the story reached its climax, she crushed a tomato to increase the horror effect.

When she looked at the confused children, she also showed a sinister and smug smile.

"Hoohoo, this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood changing her fate through her own efforts, how do you think it is?"

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"Pfft! Hahahaha! Holy crap, is this still Little Red Riding Hood? To be honest, I never thought the story of Little Red Riding Hood could develop like this."

Seeing Hei Xier seriously adapting a very crude dark fairy tale, Luo Tianyi couldn't help laughing.

[It's so funny, it's Hei Xier indeed, she did something so cruel that we couldn't imagine it! ]

[Is this the legendary An Tusheng fairy tale? Changing one's fate through one's own efforts sounds quite educational. My children like it very much, too. I have already bought a hundred copies.]

[In fact, this is the content of the first edition of Little Red Riding Hood, but the publisher at that time did not adopt it because it did not meet the psychological construction of children at that time. The Little Red Riding Hood we can see on the market has been revised. I didn’t expect that I can still see the first edition of Little Red Riding Hood today. Here, I really want to thank Miss He Xier. ]

【You have too many characters, so I'll follow you. 】

[Thank you, I didn’t know there was such a story if you hadn’t told me.]

[I am dying of laughter. Is this Little Red Riding Hood actually Hei Xier herself? She even chopped off the Big Bad Wolf’s head with one knife. Can such a story really be told to children? ]

[This wave, this wave is called the Wolf's End! ]

[Good fellow, so this is how Wolf's End came about. ]

[I really like what Miss Hei Xier said: That’s it? ]

In the live broadcast room, the audience had already burst into laughter. A bunch of hahahaha and grass quickly passed by in the barrage. Obviously, everyone was amused by Hei Xier's dark fairy tale that was both ridiculous and against the will of heaven.

The audience admitted that this version of Little Red Riding Hood was much more interesting than the traditional fairy tale. They suggested that Lao Zei write a complete set of Andersen fairy tales, and they would definitely buy them all.

Back to the plot, after telling the story, Hei Xier thought that the children would run away in fear and never dare to approach Xier again.

However, what she didn't expect was that the children were not afraid at all. Instead, they came towards her with shining eyes, praised her storytelling as great and completely different from what they had heard before, and hoped that Hei Xier would continue to tell such stories tomorrow.

This unexpected development completely confused Hei Xier. It was completely different from what she had expected.

She originally wanted to keep these little ghosts away from Xier, but after all her actions, she ended up making these little ghosts like Xier more. Aren’t they afraid when they hear such a story?

Children: In this era, who still listens to traditional fairy tales?

While Hei Xier was still confused, Kiana had already come to her side, which also brought her back to her senses.

She didn't want to think about the child for the time being, after all, Kiana was her main task today.

Through the conversation with Kiana, I also learned that Bronya was temporarily called away by Dr. Einstein, so only the two of them went to the coffee shop this time.

Hearing this, Hei Xier was also very excited. If only Kiana was alone, she could just seize this opportunity to interrupt her and Xier's infinite chain, so that Xier could have more time to play with her. (Cross out, you didn't see anything!)

After arriving at the coffee shop, Kiana ordered a lot of desserts, and Hei Xier took the opportunity to say that it was not good to eat so many sweets every day, or else she should not come again in the future.

Hei Xier launched the first round of attack!

But Kiana thought Seele was worried that she would get cavities, so she smiled and said that she brushed her teeth carefully every day, so there was no problem.

Genius understanding! Kiana took Hei Xier's first attack very naturally.

Seeing that this method didn't work, Hei Xier started the second round. She said that this place was too far away from the salt lake base and it would be troublesome to run back and forth every day.

Kiana also agreed with this point. She also felt it was troublesome, but Bronya said that the cakes in this shop were delicious, so it was worth it no matter how far it was. She also said that Bronya also said that the cakes in this shop were the second best she had ever eaten, second only to the cakes made by Seele...

As she was talking, Kiana suddenly reacted.

"Could it be that Xi'er, you have decided that you don't need to travel so far in the future, and you can cook for us yourself?"

I would say Kiana is a genius! Her ability to understand has always been good.

Hei Xier was speechless. Kiana's quantum-level comprehension ability was a little beyond her comprehension.

However, this also made Hei Xier realize that such roundabout hints would not work on a Paramecium like Kiana, so it would be better to be straightforward and cut off this path directly.

So she said that she actually didn’t like sweets and she liked spicy food, so she should not come in the future.

But these words made Kiana burst into tears. Just when the audience in the live broadcast room thought that Kiana was hurt by what Hei Xier said, Kiana's next words told them that they were just overthinking.

The tears in her eyes were not because of sadness, but because of being touched. She didn't expect that Seele obviously didn't like sweets, but she still accompanied her and Bronya every day. She was really gentle and considerate. She must also work hard to learn from Seele and become a considerate person!

Finally, this episode in the coffee shop came to an end with Hei Xier saying "Ah~?"

"Hahahaha, I am really impressed by Kiana's enterprise-level understanding."

Luo Tianyi said after rubbing her stomach which hurt a little from laughing.

【Enterprise-level understanding? Quantum-level understanding! 】

[Hei Xier: I have explained it so clearly, why doesn't this Paramecium understand? ]

[As we all know, besides being good against tsunderes, idiots are also good against them. 】

[Xier's reputation has been damaged. I now want to know what kind of expression Xier will have when she knows that her reputation of liking spicy food has spread.]

[I am different. I am wondering, when Seele logs in tomorrow, will I see Kiana serving a plate of spicy food as soon as I open my eyes? ]

[Hold on for a moment. If there is such a plot later, I will come back and kill you. ]

[By the way, this is the second time, right? The first time I got beaten by the kid, the second time I got beaten by Kiana, I can see it now. Seele's one-day adventure, this is probably saying that everything went wrong for Seele that day. So... who will be the next victim? (doge)]

[No matter who it is, Hei Xier will definitely fail in the end. ]

So, amid everyone's anticipation, Hei Xier's one-day adventure continued.

When she returned to the base, she happened to meet Bronya. She wanted to pretend to see the scenery and sneak past, but was stopped by Bronya.

[It's still unlikely. 】

After saying this in her heart, Hei Xier instantly showed her signature smile and greeted Bronya.

"Good afternoon, onee-sama... onee-sama Bronya."

He almost said out his exclusive name for Bronya, and Hei Xier quickly adjusted himself.

However, Bronya noticed something strange.

"Xi'er is acting weird today."

"Is there? Maybe I didn't sleep well last night."

Faced with Bronya's questioning, a drop of cold sweat appeared on Hei Xier's forehead.

"Seele clearly made an appointment with Bronya that Uchida would count a hundred heavy-duty bunnies and then have a good sleep."

Is counting that thing really useful? Hearing Bronya's words, Hei Xier became confused, but in order not to reveal her identity, she still gritted her teeth and continued to speak.

But when Bronya heard Seele in front of her say that she counted three hundred heavy-armored rabbits, Bronya crossed her arms and made the classic (? ? ?) expression of Duck Duck.

Chapter 4: Hei Xier's Social Death Moment (k)

"Bronya never made such an agreement with Seele. This was something Bronya made up on the spur of the moment."

"What!?"

You plotted against me, Bronya!

This was the expression on Hei Xier's face.

"And counting bunnies doesn't help with sleep."

Bronya pressed on and directly pointed out the fact that Hei Xier was not the real Xier. But Hei Xier still wanted to save her, saying that she was just joking along with Bronya's words.

The next second...

"Xing, why are you here?"

Bronya called out to Hei Xier's back.

"What? Get away, you bastard! If you don't want to be pushed down the stairs again, stay away from Xier..."

When she heard Xing's name, Hei Xier turned around angrily, but there was nothing in front of her.

Obviously, she was tricked by Bronya again.

"I didn't expect that Bronya is also a master of fishing. And isn't Hei Xi'er too easy to be caught? Didn't she just get fooled?"

In the live broadcast room, everyone felt a little amused and helpless when seeing Hei Xier being fooled by Bronya twice in less than a minute.

Isn't Hei Xier quite smart? Why does she look silly now? Is it because she is too concerned?

Or does Hei Xier actually have the properties of a suicide truck?

Looking at Hei Xier who was still explaining on the screen, everyone was looking forward to what would happen next. Having said that, although they were fooled again, it was really amazing that Hei Xier could come up with an explanation in such a short time.

So will Bronya continue to attack?

It turns out that, yes, Bronya launched another attack.

"Bronya remembered that Seele said she snored last time, so Bronya brought some calming tea for Seele today."

"Humph, you can't fool me this time."

Hearing Bronya's words, Hei Xieer immediately put his hands on his hips and said complacently,

"When Xi'er was asleep, I was always watching her. She never snored, but occasionally said some cute sleep talk..."

Hei Xier's words stopped abruptly, and she suddenly realized what she had just said. Bronya also remained silent, which made the scene very awkward for a while.

The audience in the live broadcast room were completely stunned. They didn't expect that Hei Xier could actually be deceived three times in a row. Three times the limit is enough!

Oh, it’s the third time. That’s okay.

But Hei Xier was staring at Xier while she was sleeping? Isn't this a typical nympho behavior?

Although everyone knows that you like Xier, no one expected you to go to this extent.

Seeing Heile being deceived three times by Bronya, everyone is looking forward to the following plot even more. After all, someone has been deceived three times, and three times is the limit. Heile should not be able to pretend anymore.

Sure enough, next, a scene appeared in the plot that was enough to make everyone say "Oh".

The originally Q-like painting style turned back to normal at this moment, but it still looked so cute. People who were familiar with it also recognized that this was the style of the girl next door.

And Hei Xier was so angry that she pushed Bronya to the wall and gave her a wall-bang.

"Forget everything you just heard! Did you hear that?"

"what?"

Bronya was suddenly pressed against the wall by Hei Xier, and she felt a little shy.