Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

The Son of God thought about it and changed it to "General Thunder and Lightning", but still no result.

The scumbag fox gritted her teeth. She really didn't believe it!

Searched for "影", but found nothing.

Searching for "梦一心" still yields no results.

Search for "御沢頻神主森大御所"... This time there was finally a response!

Shen Zi breathed a sigh of relief and then chuckled.

A friendly greeting:

"Hi, wife~"

……

Castle tower.

Yingbao has been very distressed recently.

She suspected that she might be ill and was unable to calm her mind and meditate as usual.

The main culprit is the mobile phone.

After trying out features like Moments myself, I found them to be really novel and interesting.

But after all, she has experienced more interesting games. In comparison, the circle of friends that can only be used to read news or chat quickly lost its novelty.

When Ying is sitting, he thinks about Plants vs. Zombies; when he is walking, he thinks about the big-nosed plumber; when he is lying down, he thinks about Angry Birds and Naughty Pigs...

As for meditation?

It's been a long time.

She thinks this won't work.

How could a god be distracted by a few toys? So he had to use his phone to divert his attention.

Strange to say.

I feel that the Moments are boring and just some ordinary people’s topics, but once I pick up the phone I don’t want to put it down.

If I don't watch it for a while, I feel like something is missing in my heart, empty and extremely sad.

In Su Che's previous life, this kind of imagination had a simple and easy-to-understand general term.

Internet addiction.

Many people must have had this experience.

Even if you don’t know what to do with your phone, don’t want to read novels, watch videos, or play games... you just don’t want to put your phone down and do something serious.

Another failed attempt to enter into meditation.

Yingbao sighed and was about to try again when his cell phone suddenly rang.

Click to take a look.

"Hi, wife~"

The three big characters are particularly eye-catching.

film:"……"

film:"?"

Looking at the sender again, I saw "a beautiful and kind-hearted little fox".

Well, the suspect has been identified.

It was a fox, and there was no other one who dared to play such a joke on her, except for the deceased Fox Palace.

It must be the Son of God without a doubt!

Ignoring the inappropriate name, Yingzi replied without any hesitation.

Yu Jian Ming Shen Lord Zun Da Yushuo: Son of God, what's the matter?

The beautiful and kind-hearted little fox: Eh... Ying is so cold, am I not the little fox you love the most?

The scumbag fox always likes to tease this and that, and now that there is a screen between them, he speaks even more arrogantly.

Although she liked to tease Aying in the past, she would never be so straightforward for the sake of her own tail hair.

As for now?

Anyway, she can't hack me through the Internet cable, so of course she can be as arrogant as she wants!

Beautiful and kind-hearted little fox: Tell me! Do you have another vixen outside?

The Great Imperial Palace, the Lord of Imperial Jianming God:...

The next time we meet, I will kill you with my sword.

Beautiful and Kind Little Fox: Great! You really have another little fox! You never hit me before! Unfaithful mother! Big scumbag! I was wrong about you!

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: Two swords.

The beautiful and kind-hearted little fox: Woo woo woo woo, hundreds of years of feelings are thrown away just like that, you are so heartless and unreasonable!

The Great Imperial Palace, the Lord of Imperial Jianming God:...

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: Are you in the castle tower?

The Great Palace of Takenami-jin: I'm coming now.

Beautiful and Kind Little Fox: Eh eh eh? !

Is this too much?

The trash fox thought to himself, "Oh no."

I was possessed by the spirit of drama just now and couldn't help but say a few more words.

Who made this stinky Aying hide quietly for so long, messing up the Inazuma left by His Majesty the True Prince like this, and now he has to clean up the mess for her himself.

It's normal for you to tease her for fun when you have grievances, right?

What the hell is it that you overturn the table when you disagree with something? You have no martial ethics!

The kind-hearted little fox: I'm sorry, please forgive me, General!

The Son of God decisively follows his heart.

But there was no reply from the other end of the phone for a long time.

"I suddenly remembered that I still have many matters to attend to at Narukami Taisha Shrine, so I won't stay for long."

Among the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best one, and the bad fox chose to run away.

"But... Lord Palace Administrator, you said earlier that you were very bored recently..."

Linghua on the side was a little confused about what she meant and spoke hesitantly.

"They say it's just something that suddenly occurred to me. Girls who are too picky are not popular."

The Son of God had a look of disappointment on his face.

"Ah."

Master Su curled his lips imperceptibly. He could guess with his feet that this scumbag fox must have been too complacent and accidentally angered Yingbao. Now people were about to chop her along the Internet cable, and she realized that she was anxious.

He put the cat's head behind him and pulled the little egret over as well.

"Ah Qing, and Ms. Kamisato, you'd better stay away, otherwise you will be splattered with blood later."

Linghua: “Huh?”

Keqing: “Huh?”

The two of them showed the same confused expression.

Su Che didn't explain much. Anyway, they would know what was going on soon.

When the Son of God saw this scene, he was so angry that his teeth were itching.

What do you mean by "be careful of blood spilling all over you"? Have you already assumed that I'm dead? !

If it were a different time or place, she would definitely stay and have a good talk.

But now...

Where there is life, there is hope!

slip away.

Unfortunately, it's still a step too late.

Just as she stepped out of the door, she saw a flash of lightning flash by and mercilessly cut towards her tail.

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you serious?!"

The Son of God narrowly dodged the knife, but seeing that the man was going to chop him again without saying a word, he was horrified and turned around and ran into the house.

Yingbao followed behind him, holding a naginata, and caught up with him murderously.

The fox is also very cunning.

He scanned the room very quickly and finally hid behind Su Che.

"Brother-in-law, help! Someone wants Shark Fox!"

Su Che: “?”

Who is your brother-in-law!

Wait...it seems to be true?

After all, it's not a bad idea for the fox to call Ganyu sister and call himself brother-in-law.

You didn't call me brother-in-law before, but you finally remembered me after I caused trouble, right?!

You scumbag fox, you are so despicable now!

"Greetings, General!"

Little Egret never thought that she would have the honor to witness the General shouting and killing the Palace Master.

But she did not dare to delay and quickly performed a worship ceremony.

Reverence for General Raiden is an innate instinct of every Inazuma, even if she is the eldest daughter of the society, she dare not cross the line.

"Ayaka from the Kamisato family?"

Yingbao glanced at her and nodded at her, "Get up."

Only then did Linghua dare to stand up.

The general has turned his attention back to Su Che standing beside him, his tone indifferent.

"You want to protect her?"

Mr. Su wanted to shake his head at that time.

The scumbag fox brought his own death upon himself, why should he help clean up his mess?

Anyway, Yingbao wouldn't really chop her. At most, he would just chop off a few hairs, which is no big deal.

Just as he was about to dodge, the Son of God seemed to see through his thoughts.

She hugged his arm and said pitifully: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, you can't just ignore me~"

Su Che: "..."

You sound quite sweet now, what were you doing before?

Tired.

It was rare to see the scumbag fox being so humble, and Master Su hesitated for a moment.

"What if I said...?"

"not so good."

Yingbao still had that indifferent look on his face, and said calmly, "At most, I'll chop you down too."

Su Che: "..."