Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

Cathead was very casual. He knocked on the door and asked, "Su Che, the sun is about to burn your butt, why don't you get up?"

"Brother Su, breakfast is ready. If you don't get up, it will get cold." Zaoyou shouted and knocked on the door.

The sound of the door opening and shouting were quite loud.

With his brain's super-computing ability, he wakes up from sleep very quickly and is almost awake as soon as he opens his eyes.

Why does my chest feel so heavy?

And what is this soft, warm feeling?

Before he could think about it, he felt a movement in his chest, and then a familiar voice rang out: "Who is it? Making so much noise so early in the morning?"

Oops! ?

Su Che then remembered that he had slept with the nasty fox yesterday.

Now I remember it when I hear the sound.

What is the heaviness and softness in my chest? It is self-evident.

The fox hugged him tightly, resting his head on him, enjoying the comfort and treating him as a human pillow.

No, now is not the time to sort this out, right?

It's still too late.

Cathead is extremely sensitive to the voices of foxes. Even if it is a grumbling sound, she can distinguish it immediately.

"Stinky fox! Why are you in Su Che's room?"

"Give me a..."

Maomaotou opened the door violently, kicked it open, and entered shouting.

After seeing the scene in front of him, he stopped abruptly.

Little Egret even covered Zaoyou's eyes on the spot and said shyly, "Children can't watch this. It's too early for you to watch this."

The fox hugged Su Che in tattered clothes, leaning on Su Che's chest with a happy face and a confused expression.

Su Che's situation was not much better, his clothes were very incomplete.

You said there was nothing wrong with the two of them? Who would believe that?

Even the little egret was speechless.

Su Che looked at them and smiled, "Listen to my explanation. Things are really not what you think. There are many complicated situations..."

Before Su Che finished speaking, the fox in his arms moved closer and said, "Brother-in-law, they are so noisy, hurry up and kick them out. Let's continue what we did last night..."

Continuing from last night?

Well, now Su Che can’t wash himself clean even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

He knew that the scumbag fox was full of nonsense and always liked to tease others, but it was really a headache that he could say such things in a daze.

"Okay, I won't leave. Let's see what you did last night!"

Cathead pulled out a chair, sat on it, glared at the two people on the bed, and urged: "Aren't you going to do something? Hurry up, I want to take a good look at what you two did last night!"

One can clearly feel the anger of Maomaotou, and can even sense the murderous aura emanating from her.

The murderous intent was not directed at Su Che, but at the scumbag fox who was enjoying himself in his arms.

Their relationship is getting worse day by day, from fighting and quarreling in the beginning to fighting and killing now.

No!

This is absolutely not okay!

If there is a chance, Ganyu must help them adjust and ease the relationship between them. Otherwise, if things go on like this, the cat and the fox will be fine, but he will not be able to bear it.

After all, the two women fought and Su Che was injured.

"Good morning, I didn't expect the kitty to be so energetic so early in the morning."

The trash fox finally woke up, sat up from Su Che's arms, and stretched lazily.

She stretched lazily, showing off her perfect body curves. The two peaks on her chest were shaking violently, and Su Che was stunned.

Even Little Egret and Cathead were a little surprised.

I didn't expect that the fox who just woke up could be so charming, with loose hair, looming spring light, and sleepy face.

The combination of charm and laziness, this kind of lethality and temptation is definitely something they don't have.

Because of this, they were not only shocked but also unwilling.

I have to admit that the fox yawning after waking up is very charming!

"Wake up, that's a stinky fox, a scumbag fox that seduces everyone. You must not fall into it no matter what. Calm down!" Mao Maotou patted his face and shook his head to wake up.

The little egret admired and looked at it with pure eyes, and exclaimed: "How beautiful~"

In a blink of an eye, the sober fox raised Su Che's chin and said to him with a teasing look: "Do you really want to watch it? This is a very intense and passionate thing. I'm afraid you, little kitty, can't bear it!"

The fox licked her red lips, her eyes moved slightly, and she approached Su Che extremely seductively.

This was the first time Su Che saw the fox in this state.

Without any decoration or make-up, even though she was messy, it all turned into a temptation and added to the beauty of the fox.

The purest, most natural and most authentic beauty.

thump—

dong dong——

dong dong dong-

Su Che could feel his heartbeat quickening, the scumbag fox in his eyes getting closer, becoming more and more charming and captivating.

Unable to stop swallowing, he forcibly suppressed his desire, pushed the other person away and said, "Son of God, stop making trouble. Last night, we did nothing but sleep. What else did we do? And we have drawn the 38th parallel, you see..."

After Su Che finished speaking, he looked carefully...no, it was gone.

The 38th parallel has disappeared! ?

After looking around again, he finally found the opponent and was kicked hard into the corner.

This means that he is also partly responsible for the disappearance of the 38th parallel!

"Hmm, so what is your so-called 38th parallel?"

Maomaotou came to the head of the bed and looked around, but did not find the thing between the two people.

Feeling the burning judgmental gaze of the cat head, Su Che swallowed his saliva and dodged his gaze: "If I said that I like to kick things when I sleep and kicked it away, would you believe it?"

"I naturally believe that there is no stinky fox in your bed, but what do you think if she is?" The cat head looked sharp and his words were merciless.

Little Egret beside him raised her hand and advised, "Miss Keqing, I don't think anything happened between Master Su and Lord Gongsi. How about you listen to their explanation?"

Fortunately, I have you, little Linghua.

Su Che gave him a grateful look and his heart softened.

After hearing this, Maomaotou's anger eased a little.

When she was about to open her mouth to give Su Che a chance to explain, the scumbag fox pulled Su Che over, raised the corner of his mouth, and said with a wicked smile: "Little egret, how do you know that nothing happened between my brother-in-law and me that night? After all, it was a long night, and we were alone."

At this point, Su Che, who had almost escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, was pulled back again...

Su Che let out a long sigh and cast a grateful look at the little egret.

But just as he looked over, the scumbag fox beside him exerted his strength again, directly fueling the anger of the cat head.

It finally disappeared a little bit, and now it has become even stronger.

"Okay, okay, very good! You're alone, right? Su Che, are you really doing justice to Sister Ganyu and Ningguang by doing this?"

The divine eyes of the cat head were emitting light, and lightning gradually gathered in the palm of his hand, and he had the intention to kill early in the morning.

The fox's expression didn't change much, but it looked funny instead.

"Don't be angry, little kitty. After all, your brother-in-law is also a man, and it's normal for him to do those things."

The scumbag fox's words coupled with her shy expression made things worse.

Su Che has already given up. It is his bad luck to be associated with this scumbag fox.

Anyway, I did those things in the bathroom last night, and it's time to pay the price.

He looked at the cat head sincerely and said, "I can only say that nothing happened between me and the Son of God last night. Whether you believe it or not, this is the fact."

be honest.

Nothing much happened in the bed, but in the bathroom, it's hard to describe.

Anyway, Su Che now has a clear conscience and is open and honest.

After spending time together day and night, Mao Maotou has already figured out Su Che and knows what kind of person he is.

Although he is a playboy and has affairs with other women, he will never cheat on her.

Looking at his eyes and listening to his tone, it doesn't sound like he is lying at all.

whoosh-

The condensed power of the lightning element disappeared without a trace in an instant, and the cat head let out a long sigh.

Everyone was stunned by the sudden change.

Especially Su Che and Xie Fox, they knew Mao Mao Tou's temper too well and had never taken the initiative to stop attacking. What was going on?

Not only did he take back his strength, but he also let out a long sigh?

"I believe you more than the stinky fox's lies." Cathead said reluctantly.

Su Che opened his mouth, a little bit incredulous.

I can't believe that Maomaotou would believe me when I was angry.

Could it be that because of yesterday’s incident, Cathead planned to treat him gently?

Of course, this was just Su Che's overthinking.

"I will automatically block the words of the stinky fox. Please explain what happened."

Maomaotou sat naturally on the edge of the bed, looking at Su Che unhappily.

The little egret next to me was also a little curious.

The scumbag fox had a charming queen lying next to him all night, and nothing really happened?

The two women didn't quite believe it.

Zaoyou shook her head, pretending to see through everything and said, "Don't look at Brother Su like this. In fact, Brother Su is a very loyal person. He will never do anything rash."

"Morning pomelo~"

Su Che looked at Zao You with great emotion. He didn't expect so many people would help him speak up today.

Little Egret and Zaoyou both supported and believed in him, and they also calmed down Mao Maotou's anger, which was really rare.

"So Brother Su, please tell me quickly. Zaoyou is also very curious. Are you sure there is no content that is not suitable for children?"

Zaoyou blinked her eyes, her gossip spirit burning.

She seemed to be asking whether there was any content that was inappropriate for children, but in fact she was the one who was most looking forward to this part.

Su Che patted Zaoyou's head, put his clothes in order, sat down and said, "Of course not, how could I be that kind of person!"

"Then I'll start. As for why I slept with the Son of God, it all started after you got drunk yesterday..."

Su Che did not hide anything and recounted the story very sincerely, even telling what happened in the bathroom.

Cathead clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "No wonder my bath towel smells like a stinky fox. It turns out you really used my bath towel!"

The fox said disdainfully: "Kitty, your bath towel is a bit too tight and too small. Should you consider changing it?"

After saying this, she even puffed out her proud chest with a proud expression.

Every word is heart-wrenching.

The cat head had a limit to his patience, and he yelled, "I'm not fully grown yet, just wait! I won't be this small in the future, I will definitely be bigger than you!"

The cat looks angry and unhappy!