Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

"Yes, Lord Yelan."

As the words fell, two young assistants suddenly appeared from nowhere, knelt on one knee, and were extremely respectful.

……

Liyue Harbor.

In a private house, Su Che breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally, all these bugs have been fixed." His body softened and he lay back on the recliner, looking much more indifferent.

It is true that Moments is very popular, but it is a first version after all, and the overall look is not beautiful. Many users have also reported encountering some bugs.

Anyway, he couldn't escape from the work, so while Su Che was fixing the bugs, he also beautified the UI. He didn't have much attainments in this area, but even if he hadn't eaten pork, he had seen pigs run. He had seen so many templates in his previous life, so it would look much better if he just copied one.

"Mr. Su is a very busy man. He is still working diligently so late at night. I am really impressed by him." Someone whispered in the quiet room.

Su Che: “?!”

Mr. Su was startled. Suddenly, a second person's voice was heard in the room where he lived alone. Are you filming a ghost story here?

But he quickly reacted and stared at the familiar figure sitting on the windowsill: "Ye Lan?"

"Exactly."

The woman swung her legs carelessly, then suddenly jumped down from the windowsill and entered the house.

She didn't hesitate to sit down, just like she was at home, and poured herself a cup of tea.

Su Che frowned. He didn't feel offended, but just a little bit strange. Why did this woman look for him?

As the head of Liyue's secret services, he usually doesn't show up easily. Plus, he's very busy with work every day, so it's common for him not to be seen for ten days or half a month.

"No need to be surprised."

As if seeing the doubt in his heart, Ye Lan smiled faintly and said, "I just came to you to ask for credit and reward."

Su Che: “?”

What the hell is this asking for credit and reward?

He thought about it and confirmed that he had not issued any commissions, so he said tactfully: "Miss Ye Lan...you are really joking."

"I'm not kidding."

Ye Lan snorted, holding her cheek with one hand, and stared at him with interest: "The mobile phone is your invention, right?"

Su Che didn't understand what she was up to. After a slight hesitation, he nodded.

"The customized mobile phones that are all the rage in Liyue these days are also made by you. Because the profits are so great, they even involved bandits from other countries who wanted to smuggle them, causing a certain unlucky merchant to be robbed, which caused a lot of trouble for the Qianyan Army."

"Tell me, in this situation, I cleaned up the mess for you and brought the gang of robbers to justice. Shouldn't you thank me?"

A question mark appeared above Su Che's head.

smuggling?

Didn’t they investigate these people before smuggling? The signal coverage of mobile phones is currently only in Liyue. Even if you take it to Mondstadt next door, it won’t work. Customized mobile phones are no exception.

Even if you smuggle it back, what's the point? Who would be willing to buy a brick before seeing its effect with their own eyes?

No, it’s a bit hasty to say it’s a brick.

After all, even if there is no network and you can't make calls, your mobile phone can at least be used to check the time, write a memo, or serve as a recorder or something.

But even so, its value would certainly be greatly discounted. In Liyue, wealthy people are willing to spend tens of millions of Mora to auction it, and if it is sold to other countries, it would be good to get hundreds of thousands of Mora.

Smuggling between countries involves huge risks and high costs. It is not worth it for such a small amount of Mora.

It is precisely because of this reason that Su Che has never cared about the issue of smuggling. He did not expect that Ye Lan would encounter such a thing tonight.

"How do you want me to thank you?"

He was still a little wary, but he didn't refuse.

Ye Lan folded her arms across her chest, looking calm and composed.

The woman seemed to be in some distress. After thinking for a long time, she smiled and said, "I heard that you are a good cook. In that case, I will punish you to make a midnight snack for me. How about that?"

Compared to some warriors, Ye Lan's physical fitness is actually not outstanding, which is also a family hereditary problem.

When she taught those Inazuma ronin a lesson earlier, it seemed easy, but it actually consumed a lot of her energy.

Although I wasn't tired, I was really hungry.

As for what you said about eating midnight snacks will make you fat?

Ye Lan doesn't care about such trivial matters.

"This is no problem."

It was just cooking a dish, and since the other party was cleaning up his mess, there was no need to refuse.

I went to the kitchen to check the ingredients. There weren't many. Just a few Jueyun peppers, the fish I got from Wanmin Hall before, a few relatively fresh Liuli bags, and a bundle of Qingxin... It seemed like I could only make a boiled black-back sea bass.

Jueyun pepper is a plant that is unique to Liyue. It is mostly used for seasoning. Its spiciness is extremely terrifying, even to the point that "as long as you smell it, your body will become hot and crave water."

Even Xiangling only dared to put half a pepper when making this dish. Otherwise, if it was too spicy and the guests couldn’t bear it and got a stomachache, what if?

Su Che originally planned to put only half a pill, but then he thought again that Ye Lan seemed to have a special liking for this spicy taste.

So I just put in one and a half, and the whole dish was almost dyed a terrible crimson, which made people salivate just by looking at it.

"Is this... boiled black bass?"

Ye Lan was obviously a little surprised. She never said that she liked spicy food. Could it be a coincidence?

"Yes, it's the perverted and spicy enhanced version!"

Su Che handed her a pair of chopsticks and asked, "Do you want to taste it first?"

"of course."

The woman in front of him slightly raised the corners of her lips, picked up a piece of fish, and gently put it to her mouth.

Tender, this was Ye Lan’s first reaction.

The fish fillets, sliced ​​as thin as a cicada's wing, are extremely smooth and tender, and seem to be able to slip away at any time and anywhere as they roll on the tip of your tongue.

Spicy. This was Ye Lan’s second reaction.

It feels like there is a fire burning in the mouth, even temporarily covering up the fresh fragrance of the fish itself, making people just want to quickly drink two or three bottles of ice water, which not only stops the spiciness, but also makes people feel satisfied and extremely happy.

In any case, the spiciness of the two Jueyun peppers was a bit too high. If it were another customer, no matter how delicious they thought it was, they would not pick up their chopsticks a second time.

But Ye Lan is different.

Few people knew that she actually had a quirk - a slight addiction to pain.

It sounds like a very bad physical condition, a bit like the heroine of this book...but it's actually not that serious.

Just like some people are always in the habit of licking the festering ulcers in their mouths, and they enjoy doing it even if it hurts, Ye Lan is the same.

Any pain, whether it was the dull pain when pressing a bruise or the stinging pain of applying herbs to a wound, could bring her a very slight pleasure, not enough to make people addicted, but it made her reluctant to give up.

Spiciness is also a kind of pain.

For people who can't tolerate spicy food, two Jueyun peppers are spicy enough to kill them.

But for Ye Lan, who has been walking on the edge of a knife for many years and is accustomed to danger and pain, it is still within the range of tolerance.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces...

The full plate of fish fillets disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. Her pretty face, which always had a leisurely smile on its face, had turned red, like a prawn just out of the pot.

Su Che was terrified, fearing that this woman would not be able to bear the spiciness and something would happen, so he could not help but ask:

"How about we eat slowly?"

"No need."

It had been a long time since Ye Lan felt this indescribable pleasure, and her emerald eyes were shining slightly.

She even picked up a piece for Su Che and motioned for him to eat it together.

Mr. Su respectfully declines the offer.

This midnight snack was prepared for Ye Lan alone. He could actually eat spicy food quite well. In his previous life, he had a man from Sichuan and Chongqing as his roommate. Even if he couldn't eat that, he had been trained to do so.

But when faced with the boiled black-back sea bass with two Jueyun peppers...he decisively gave up. He was not lucky enough to enjoy it.

In the end, the whole bowl of boiled black sea bass went into Ye Lan's stomach.

The female agent was also very straightforward. After satisfying her appetite, she had no intention of staying. After nodding at him, she disappeared again into the night.

Su Che was left alone in the room, hesitant to speak:

"I did wash the dishes..."

Just pat your butt and leave after eating and drinking. What poor quality.

Mr. Su sighed, then resigned himself to his fate and went to wash the dishes.

After I finished washing the dishes, I looked at the sky outside and found that it had already brightened up. I took out my cell phone and saw that it was half past five.

I originally wanted to have a good sleep... Never mind, it’s not too late to go to bed now.

Just about to go back to my room to rest.

Just at this moment, there was a knock on the door, and the person who came was Mao Maotou.

"Why are you here so early?" Su Che looked at her strangely, not understanding why this little cat looked so excited so early in the morning.

"I heard that you and Ganyu went to Jueyunjian? You lived there for a long time?"

Ah Qing stared at him with burning eyes and grabbed his wrist: "I want to go out and have an adventure too! I've already taken the leave!"

It's really boring to stay in Liyue Harbor all day.

Work is no longer as fully scheduled as before. Although I can play with my phone in my free time, I will get tired of it.

The last treasure hunt made Keqing experience the joy of being an adventurer. When she heard that Su Che had secretly left her behind with Ganyu to go out and play for a long time, she couldn't help herself. After taking a leave, she rushed over early in the morning.

adventure?

"That sounds good..."

Under the expectant gaze of the cat head, Master Su changed the subject: "Da Ga, oral waluo!"

Keqing: “?”

"Speak human language!" Maomaotou couldn't help but flicked her ponytail and patted him lightly on the arm, silently expressing her dissatisfaction.

“It means rejection.”

As Su Che walked towards the bedroom, he lazily said, "I just came back from Jueyunjian not long ago. I was exhausted from all the hard work along the way. Why should I give up my leisurely life now to travel around the world with you?"

The problem with the circle of friends has just been solved, and now it’s time for his precious vacation.

Wouldn't it be nice to just stay at home and bask in the sun and eat some lamb every day? Why would you go out and take risks in the hot sun?

Adventure sounds like a very exciting sport. If you are lucky enough to find some immortal cave or ancient ruins, you can not only gain powerful strength from it, but also become famous all over the world, gaining both fame and fortune.

But to Su Che, these things had no appeal.

If he wants fame, he only needs to announce his identity as the creator of the mobile phone. I guess even Yun Jin, who currently has the most fans, will be slightly inferior to him.

As for strength...

With the system, as long as he completes the tasks, he will naturally become stronger, not to mention that he can now kill the Ruins Heavy Machine alone, which makes him a first-class strong man even among adventurers.

Compared with strength and fame, Su Che's true pursuit is more reflected on the Internet.

Maomaotou was very dissatisfied with this.

She grabbed his arm and shook it, saying angrily, "Hehe, to be honest with you! Ying'er's witch costume has been made and is in my room, so... you don't want the surprise you've been waiting for so long to go to waste, right?"

Su Che: “?”

Threat! This is a blatant threat!

Master Su gave him a slap and said unhappily, "Tell me, what do you want?"

"Well……"

Ah Qing covered her head and rolled her eyes at him in dissatisfaction, but she didn't make a fuss. She said with a straight face, "I've already told you that as long as you accompany me out for some fun, you'll get the miko costume. Damn it... Damn it, you'll get it."

"It's cosplay!" Su Che tapped her little head again, stared at the murderous eyes of the cat head, touched his chin, and said thoughtfully, "Tell me first, where are you going to adventure?"