I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

He is indeed a tsundere.

Sha Feihang thought for a while and hesitated again and again. For some reason, after waiting for Du to leave by accident, he slowly walked over and picked up the rations on the ground.

"Ah……"

"How dare you come here to pick up rations!"

"Didn't you say you weren't hungry?"

As soon as he squatted down, Sha Feihang raised his head suddenly when he heard the sound, and found Yue Mo, not far away, more than 20 meters away from him. Du had his arms folded in front of him and looked at him with a sneer on his face.

That look...

Sha Feihang became angry in an instant. He saw a look down on him from his eyes, an attitude that had an IQ that overwhelmed everyone. For a moment, he felt that he couldn't bear it anymore.

So Sha Feihang stood up slowly, put the rations in his small school bag, and turned back with a calm face: "Do you think you are very smart?"

"Let me put it this way, the reason why I came back to pick up this packet of rations was not because I wanted to eat it, but because I felt that I could not let down the kindness of others."

Watari raised his eyebrows subconsciously. He didn't expect that this Pokémon could say such philosophical words.

You can't live up to other people's good intentions...

Then what do you mean by that sarcastic attitude in front of me! ?

However, before he could say anything, the Gardevoir opposite spoke again: "Looking at your expression, it seems that your IQ is higher than everyone else's, and you feel proud that your IQ can crush everyone. …”

"In this case... let me ask you something?"

Du thought for a while and suddenly felt that this Pokémon was quite interesting, so he nodded: "You ask."

Sha Feihang smiled and said: "I have a human friend who is very rich and a boss. He wants to choose a wife for himself. He has the same look in your eyes. He feels that he is very wise and rational, so he came up with a plan. The question is, there is a big room, give them 100 yuan, and see who of them can fill this big room."

"The first woman spent 100 yuan to buy a bunch of cotton."

"Later, another woman came and spent 50 yuan to buy a bunch of balloons and filled the room. She also saved 50 yuan. She was smarter than the first one."

"The third woman spent 2 yuan on a candle, and the light filled the room."

"Which one do you think the boss will choose?"

After hearing this, Du raised his eyebrows and thought seriously: "The third one? Because he is smarter."

Sha Feihang looked at him wisely: "No, my friend chose someone with big breasts."

Ferry: "..."

What's the meaning!

Just asking you what you mean, who does it mean here? !

Sha Feihang saw Du's face turn dark instantly, and ran away. He felt that humiliating him was enough, and he couldn't really make Du anxious. What if the two Hackosaurus, Gyarados, Fossil Pterosaur and Velociraptor were all released to fight against me?

Although he is not afraid of this because of his divine power, it is so close to Xiaomao Qinglv and the others. If these two people hear the noise and rush over... a big battle will definitely begin.

With the current strength of Xiaomao and Qinglu, there is basically no possibility of winning against Shangdu.

So he thought it would be better to run away first and quickly contact the Du who he really knew. At the same time, he asked him a few words about what the alliance was for. The other party had already called, and you didn't notice at all!

This time, when Sha Feihang ran away, Du didn't catch up with him.

He discovered... that this Pokémon was really cheap.

If he didn't have something serious to do, he would really be ready to fight this Pokémon to the death!With the power of Viridian, other Pokémon will subconsciously want to get close to him, but when they get to this Gardevoir... they don't take the usual path!

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the other side.

Xiao Mao and Qing Lu, who were training, had just sat down to rest when they saw Sha Feihang running back not far away, shouting strangely as he ran: "Yao Shou, they are coming..."

"You two quickly pack your things and run with me!"

Xiaomao frowned slightly, still panting slightly. Looking at his appearance, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "What's going on? Or are you bullying that Pokémon in the woods again? You're not Have you gone to find Grandma Porlyusica? How are you? Have you learned any new skills?"

Sha Feihang looked at him for a while, then asked with a dark face: "What do you mean? What do you mean I bullied a Pokémon in the woods again? I am that kind of person... No, am I that kind of Pokémon?" ?”

"The decision is yours, Xiaomao, use your skills quickly to retrieve the Pokémon, then use your skills and follow me!"

"Qinglu, don't be afraid, use your skills and go with us..."

"Let's run together, otherwise it will be terrible if we are caught up."

Xiaomao & Qinglu: "..."

Qinglu hesitated for a moment. He always felt something was strange. Has this Gardevoir become a spirit?Do you really think of him and Xiaomao as Pokémon?

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It’s not 3K yet, so hurry up and continue coding.

【Chapter 204】Offend two kings in one day.

Looking at Xiao Mao and Qing Lu's expressions, Sha Feihang clicked his tongue twice with a look of relief on his face.

Fortunately, he was not in the Naruto world. If he were in the Naruto world, he would have said something even more slutty.

It's up to you, Nine Lama, use Tailed Beast Jade to attack!

Susanoo quickly avoids it and uses Indra's Arrow!

We must become champions, this is our dream!How could we fall here? Isn’t it the Nine Lamas!Don’t be afraid, Nine Lamas!Use the Six Paths·Super Jade Rasengan Shuriken!

After Xiaomao took back the Pokémon and other Pokémon, he couldn't help but sigh: "What kind of trouble did you get into just now? You were so scared. Do we have to run away?"

Listening to Xiaomao's words, Qinglu found it hard to agree...

He hesitated for a long time before trying to speak: "Well... why do you think that Gardevoir got into trouble? If he really did get into trouble... what if the opponent is very strong and just beats up Gardevoir?"

"What if we meet such a powerful evil person...what if..."

Xiao Mao immediately gave the answer: "Even if Gardevoir gets into trouble, you can come to me directly, don't tell me I'm protecting the calf or anything else. If anyone dares to do something to my Gardevoir without me knowing, don't It’s my fault for being rude.”

"That's my attitude."

"It's okay to apologize, admit your mistakes, and compensate. But if you dare to kill someone without my consent, don't blame me."

After hearing this, Sha Feihang suddenly remembered "Journey to the West" for some reason.

It was as if the mounts of the gods descended to earth one by one, causing a lot of trouble, and then the gods came forward and took them away with a simple gesture.

At first, he couldn't quite understand why those gods were so high and mighty. His horse had done something wrong and was taken away as soon as he was told...

Until he got a cat as a child.

Later I thought about it, if it was the cub he raised, it ran out and wandered for a while without me noticing, and finally found it, but I heard other people complaining that your cat was beating birds outside to steal his sausages, and even You were about to scold Zaizai for fighting with other kittens, but when you lowered your head, you saw that Zaizai’s little face was messy and hairy, looking miserable and pitiful. He failed to win the fight with the monkeys in Mount Emei. His nose was scratched to bleed, and the hair on his face was also pulled out. A handful of them fell down. They had neither enough food nor clothing to keep them warm. They finally found a nest to sleep in and were knocked over by a monkey with a stick...

Then Zaizai came over and rubbed his legs obediently amidst the accusations, looking at you aggrievedly...

If you put it in...

He felt that he was no different from those dim-witted gods. He just wanted to take the cub home quickly, kiss it, hug it and hold it high...

No, wait a minute.

What are you thinking!

He is not Xiaomao’s pet!

After a while, in a strange atmosphere, several people began to walk out of the forest.

Xiao Mao thought for a moment and asked: "By the way, what happened? Where are we going now?"

Sha Feihang said directly: "Go to the Dutian King. I suspect that everyone in the alliance is a freeloader! The Four Heavenly Kings on the opposite side came over, but they didn't react at all!"

"Why do we do this intelligence work? Just destroy it."

This is coming?

This is too fast!

Qinglu was about to speak, but saw Xiaomao frown and stop: "So...why do you think we go to find King Dutian instead of calling him directly..."

As soon as these words came out, Sha Feihang also stopped in his tracks.

Yes.

Why didn't he want to call King Dutian?

Is it because I turned into a Pokémon for so long after time travel...did I forget that I still have a phone?

Then, with Xiao Mao's disdainful eyes on his face, he dialed King Dutian's phone number and briefly explained what had happened. The phone was soon handed to Sha Feihang.

A slightly surprised voice came from the other side of the phone: "Gardevoir, right? Can you tell me a little bit about the specific situation? Also, where are you now?"

Sha Feihang was silent for a long time, then suddenly spat: "Bah! Shameless, you scumbag!"

Du on the other side of the phone: "???"

are you crazy!

Sha Feihang thought of Xiao Mao's disdainful look at him just now, and also thought of the way the other person before crossing the world looked at him with a chubby disease and looked down on the world and thought he was the best in the world. Then he said with a calm face: "You scumbag , definitely not a good thing.”

"You in another world seduced me as soon as we met."

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who would give up for five buckets of rice...ahem, Pokémon?"

"You want to be friends with me just because you have a bag of pet food?"

"Who gave you the courage to have that sense of superiority that arises from your IQ! I don't agree, and you actually coerce me and force me to agree, with the attitude that if I don't agree, I will silence you... "

Du on the other side was silent.

To be honest, he didn't believe it. He didn't believe that he was like this in another world.

Du was silent for a few seconds, and he found that he couldn't refute a word: "..."

Sha Feihang continued to speak: "Do you think I lied? I can swear that everything I said is true! I swear on Xiaomao's personality..."

Xiao Mao's expression suddenly changed.

Why should I take an oath to take away his personality!

It's not that he doesn't believe in his Gardevoir... but what his Gardevoir said... in a sense, is definitely another kind of truth!

Just like the translation he heard before... the translation was correct, but the meaning had completely changed!

Du on the other side of the phone was silent again for a few seconds: "Okay, let's get to the point. As for my other matter... I'll take care of it."

Sha Feihang let out another sigh, complaining about the alliance's poor efficiency and poor intelligence. He also told the whole story again and also reported the address: "Send someone quickly, you will definitely do the other thing." He has bad intentions. Even from a distance, I can deeply feel the malice coming from him. Bah, what a scumbag. I tell you, if I hadn’t run so fast..."

"Beep beep..."

The phone was hung up.

Sha Feihang angrily yelled at the phone: "You are indeed a scumbag. He dared to hang up on me. I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Qinglu couldn't help but cover her forehead, and asked uncertainly: "Your Gardevoir...is this how you usually let yourself go?"

Xiao Mao looked calm: "I think Gardevoir is so cute now. She has upgraded from being the one with the bad mouth to me, to being the only one with a bad mouth who rarely chokes me."

"So, I'm happy."

Qinglu opened her mouth and finally swallowed what she was about to say.

Why does the other guy... have the attribute of shaking M!It definitely has the M attribute!

But I won’t choke you, I’ll make you happy!

However, just when Sha Feihang was about to continue yelling at the phone, his brows suddenly wrinkled again, and the familiar chill came out again. This time, the malice he felt... although it was not as strong as before. The malice was so deep, but it had a sinister feel to it... making him very uncomfortable!

Moreover, this gloomy feeling is getting closer and closer to them!

So, without thinking, Sha Feihang pulled Xiaomao and Qinglv and quickly backed away, hiding behind a tree.

Xiaomao was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Shh..."

Sha Feihang subconsciously extended his index finger to his mouth and made a hissing gesture: "Someone is here... not a good person. The sinister feeling emanating from him makes me feel uncomfortable."

Qinglu was also silent. At this time, he also felt a person with a very strong aura slowly walking towards their direction.