I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

【Chapter 008】The disaster is diverted to the east.

The entrance to the village of Zhenxin Town.

As expected, Xiao Mao, who was driving a luxury car, saw a group of relatives and friends seeing him off... and a cheerleading support group. However, when he saw Xiao Zhi just showing up in pajamas, he couldn't help it. Taunt mode turned on.

"Idiot, you can actually oversleep on such an important day."

"I think if you continue like this, it will be a question of whether you can start normally, let alone become a trainer."

"I have already received my elf, so I am one step ahead of you."

Sha Feihang sat in the car, twitching the corners of his mouth and looking away from the group of girls from the support group, and then looked curiously at the legendary Master Zhi.

No, it's stupid.

In fact, he has always been fascinated by how powerful the halo of the protagonist Zhi Ye is, so that he can only get the Skin God at the beginning.As we all know, when playing Pi Shen, if you don't want to fight, you won't fight. If you don't want to act, Shen will slaughter it for you to see.

Not only that, the halo of the silly thing's protagonist...

Let's put it this way, not to mention the randomly encountered mythical beasts and special experiences later, just the group of Spearows at the beginning. The Pi Shen who was not acting repelled all the groups of Spearows with one move. If it were replaced by other Royal Guards, Three families... I guess they have to go back to Novice Village at the beginning.

At this time, the silly thing was wearing green pajamas and looked like he was gnashing his teeth. After seeing Sha Feihang in the car, he stretched out his finger and pointed at him: "Is this this one? What kind of elf is this? It seems that I haven't seen him before." Come on."

When Xiao Mao saw that he was focusing on Sha Feihang, he didn't bother to explain. He just waved, said goodbye to his relatives and friends, and set off with his support group.

In the blink of an eye, the sports car drove out.

Is this really a trainer?

Sha Feihang felt his eyes twitching, feeling the constant wind blowing on the road as the luxury car was driving, and he was silent for a moment: "Xiao Mao... don't you think our car is overloaded?"

six!

You brought six girls with you!

Get all six girls in the back seat of your convertible!

"No."

Xiao Mao, who was driving the car, didn't care: "They are all very thin, and they can easily fit in if they are squeezed a little."

Sha Feihang didn't want to talk for a moment.

He was really curious about what kind of education Dr. Ohgi gave this kid, or in other words, what kind of family could raise such a weirdo!

"Ah ah, Master Xiaomao!"

"Master Xiaomao is so handsome!"

"Master Xiaomao, where should we go first?"

"..."

Damn, it's so noisy!

Sha Feihang really complained about his incompetence. If these girls were intellectual ladies like Ke Na, or gentle and elegant sister-next-door types like Alija, he felt that he would be very happy along the way, but he couldn't stand these girls. ...They are really just children!

A girl with small breasts is not yet an adult, how to deal with it?

"You're not really going to take them with you all the way, are you?"

When Xiao Mao heard the voice, he was stunned for a moment and nodded naturally: "Yes, I will take them with me all the way. After all, they are traveling with me all the way."

"If you find it inconvenient, that's not necessary. If we go to the forest to catch the elves, they will wait for me outside and won't cause any trouble."

"Normally, the hotel and other arrangements will be made. During the gym challenge, they can just be my support team."

Sha Feihang couldn't help but sigh.

You rich boys really spend all your time having fun.

The expenses of so many people...well, you are great if you have money.

As the car kept moving forward, Sha Feihang held his chin with one hand and looked at the scenery, feeling a little regretful in his heart.

The silly thing was chased by the Spearows at the beginning, and then established a rich friendship with the Skin God. He couldn't witness this scene with his own eyes. He even thought about it... What if the Spearows came to chase them?

He even thought about how he could divert the trouble to the east if the group of Spearows came to chase them, and let the group of Spearows send experience to the Skin God.

Facts have proved that his imagination was just overthinking, and he didn't even see a spear feather.

……

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forest.

Entrance.

Walking through this forest is Joban City.

Xiao Mao stopped the car, settled a few girls and told them to wait here, then turned to look at Sha Feihang: "I'm going to go in to catch the elves next, do you want to come with me?"

Sha Feihang looked at the ladies in the back seat and decisively chose to enter the forest.

It is said that three women make a scene, and these six underage girls add up to at least 1.5 scenes.

"Okay, let's go in and take a look together."

"Then let's agree on three chapters first..."

"That's not necessary. You're the one who caught me. I won't bother you."

"..."

Xiaomao: "..."

The forest in early summer, especially the forest in the Pokémon world, is indescribably quiet and harmonious. You can hear the chirping of cicadas, feel the breeze, smell the fragrance of the earth, and see those lazy green caterpillars and unicorn bugs. Wait for the elves to rest in various places.

"Ah... green-faced monster!"

"Where did this little elf come from? It doesn't seem to be the same species as us."

"Shh, keep your voice down...that green-faced monster seems to have a bad expression."

Sha Feihang stopped and looked to the side expressionlessly, making sure.

Yellow, with a segmented body, seven pairs of pink gastropods, and a pink nose-like part on the head. There is a sharp little poisonous needle about 5 cm on the head, and there are also spikes on the tail. It is unmistakable, it is a unicorn beetle. .

There, several unicorn bugs shrank and looked at them curiously.

When Xiao Mao saw this, he also stopped: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Sha Feihang hesitated for a moment, then pointed at the unicorn bugs that were hunched over and ready to hide, and said, "They said the purple clothes you were wearing looked very much like something they had seen before. Just a fool of Nidoking."

Xiaomao: "???"

Are these unicorns so arrogant?

grab it!

Think of it as training for Squirtle!Anyway, little elves like Unicorn Bug are very suitable for novice trainers to use for their first actual combat.

Immediately, Xiaomao threw the Poke Ball and sent Squirtle: "Squirtle, use the water gun!"

In mid-air, Squirtle popped out of the Poke Ball and spread its limbs. He took a deep breath, and the next second spit out a water column as thick as the mouth of a bowl!

The slowest one was hit directly!

Sha Feihang watched in amazement.

Is this a hit?

The trainer throws the elf ball and then says the move, and the elf plays the corresponding move. There is no problem. But the problem is, Xiaomao, you didn't tell Squirtle who to hit, nor where to hit it, nor why it hit. ?

This world of metaphysics...

The one-horned insect that was hit also had a confused look on its face, and was hit by the water all over it before it could even react: "Hiss...hiss..."

Xiao Mao pondered for three seconds and looked at Sha Feihang: "What did he say?"

Sha Feihang nodded slightly: "Well...he said, haven't you eaten? Do you only have this little strength?"

Unicorn: "???"

You are amazing, you are arrogant!

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Today’s second update is here ~ see you tomorrow morning at 8 o’clock ~

[Chapter 009] Selling one's body but not one's art.

Until the one-horned bug was subdued, I didn't understand why the green-faced monster was so mean.

Is it great to be able to speak human language?

Xiao Mao picked up the elf ball from the ground and shook it twice before it became silent, and then opened it again: "One-horned insect, I'll take care of you from now on, and say hello!"

Who would have thought that as soon as the one-horned insect came out, it would glare at Sha Feihang with its teeth bared: "Hiss..."

Sha Feihang looked calm and responded: "Hiss..."

The one-horned insect suddenly became anxious: "Hiss...hiss, hiss..."

Sha Feihang continued: "Hiss."

Xiao Mao looked at the constant interaction between the two Pokémon with a suspicious look on his face, and finally couldn't help but get curious: "What are you two talking about?"

Sha Feihang said seriously: "This one-horned insect said where did this silly young man come from? It was getting ready to have sex with its wife, but suddenly it was hit in the face by a water gun."

"Then I told him to tell his wife and children to run away, otherwise his whole family would be in turmoil."

"It said that its wife and children are not vegetarians. If you frown, you are not a good man!"

"I also told it to call its wife and children and try to find out..."

Squirtle stood aside and tilted his head when he heard the words.

Eh?

Is that how it’s translated?

Xiao Mao was silent for a moment, and suddenly understood: "If I believe what you say, the green caterpillar can evolve into Rayquaza."

Sha Feihang even said: "The mythical beast Rayquaza originally evolved from the green caterpillar."

Ok.

you win.

Xiao Mao was too lazy to argue with this Gardevoir. After getting along with it for the past few days, he also understood one thing, that is, if he can fight with this Gardevoir, he should try not to push it.

Because this Gardevoir will never play according to the routine, you have no idea what he is going to say next.

"never mind."

"Go on and catch an elf."

It has to be said that the Pokémon forest is lush and leafy, and even though Sha Feihang has already lamented it once, he still couldn't help but feel it again.

The air is so fresh, and a variety of trees are densely packed to form a natural maze. Although it is reported that many people have gotten lost in it. The leafy trees are difficult to transmit light, and the entire forest seems a bit dim, but this It is also a paradise for bug-type and flying-type Pokémon.

But it's a maze... For them who have the Elf Guide, this is not a problem.

However, just as a few people continued to walk forward, a Bobo suddenly chirped in mid-air and swooped down towards them at an astonishing speed. It was about to peck the unicorn insect. Sha Fei Hang subconsciously clenched his fist with his right hand, turned around and punched the Bobo, sending it flying more than ten meters away!

"Boo~~~!"

This sudden change suddenly frightened Xiaomao and Squirtle, and the One-horned Bug was even scared out of his wits.

Xiao Mao then turned around and looked at Bobo who couldn't get up after being punched. He immediately took out the Elf Guide.

"Pidgey, a Flying and Normal-type Pokémon, has very inconspicuous feather colors. The feathers on its belly and the ends of its wings are white, and other parts are brown. The eyes are surrounded by black. The beak and claws are purple. There are three tufts of hair on the top of the head, and the hair on both sides is white.”

"Bobo has no gender differences."

"You can use air chop, storm and other skills, and you can also use tornado..."

After hearing this, he suddenly turned his head to look at Sha Feihang. The cold breath that slowly dissipated and still remained on the latter's right hand made him a little shocked: "Did you use the freezing fist just now?"

"correct."

"But my grandpa said you are not a superpower and a fairy?"