I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

"Okay, okay, don't say a few words."

Sha Feihang took a deep breath and stopped talking.

【rustle……】

【You must listen to me!Take out the whip from your backpack!Show the aura of a queen...and then wave the whip while shouting that I am the queen, and shine with confidence...]

[You go away too, thank you. 】

[Ooooooo, no, Shasha, please whip me! 】

【roll! 】

【okay. 】

Sha Feihang took another deep breath, God damn sister is the queen, and I am the Great Rhizome Gardevoir, okay!How is it possible to do that kind of borderline behavior of holding a whip and looking like a queen? !What a pervert! !

"it is good……"

"Clap clap clap..."

"Wow... what a great performance..."

At this time, in the backstage, the contestants were also cheering each other up. There was a Squirtle who was very cute and made various cute expressions on his face. After spinning in the air and landing steadily, he spit out foam again. light.

However, the foam light does not seem to have much power. Instead, it is colorful under the light.

Squirtle spat out tiny drops of water one after another, smashing every bubble, and the entire stage was filled with crystal clear stars.

This performance really made everyone couldn't help but applaud.

Even Sha Feihang couldn't help but clapped his hands. He looked at Xiaomao: "Now do you still think that if I stand on the stage and do nothing but pose a few times, I can win?"

"Don't think too much of other players..."

Xiao Mao pondered for a moment: "No, I still stick to my opinion. The beauty in some people's bones is innate. When you stand there, you have the aura of looking down on the world."

"You must be the champion."

Ha ha.

Just blow it hard!

Sha Feihang was a little dumbfounded. He knew that Xiaomao was afraid that he would be nervous, so he blew his rainbow fart hard, but he didn't say anything.

Everyone is competing intensely.

Until... when Sha Feihang came on the stage, the entire venue seemed to be quiet for a moment. Even the audience outside the venue fell silent collectively. The next second, there was not only applause, but also various inquiries.

"Human... humanoid Pokémon?"

"What's the name of this Pokémon? It looks so cute!"

"What do you know? How cute is this? It's obviously beautiful!"

"Is there such a Pokémon in our Kanto region?"

"Wow... Gardevoir actually came to participate in such a competition. I have no regrets in this life!"

"Huh? What did you just say? You said this Pokémon is called Gardevoir?"

Gardevoir stood on the stage and glanced at Xiao Mao in the audience.

To be honest, the lights on the stage were too bright and he couldn't see clearly what was going on under the stage. At first glance, it was pitch black.

Suddenly, his palms became slightly sweaty.

For the preliminaries... let's not play with the contrast for now. A normal performance should be fine. The other Pokémon he cares about must also have some top-notch performances.

As Gardevoir nodded to the sound engineer next to him, the sound engineer also pressed the music button.

"She is like a touch of the setting sun. I wonder who knows how to appreciate her."

"She has a blue cloud window, just waiting for someone to share it with her..."

The music is ringing.

Sha Feihang tried his best to laugh.

Gorgeous contest?Showy?

Let me tell you, it’s really nothing like you women when men get horny!

Following the music, Sha Feihang's figure also began to twist. It can't be said to be very beautiful, it can only be said to be... so magical!

At this moment, both inside and outside the venue, the central square was silent.

The next second, violent cheers and applause suddenly broke out.

Most of them are adult men and young and ignorant boys who have just awakened.

Until the chorus part, the whole place was pushed to a climax!

"Come on, be happy, you have a lot of time anyway~"

"Come on, love, I have a lot of desires anyway~"

Sha Feihang squeezed a smile, feeling humiliated in his heart, and slowly placed the penis on his lap, slowly passing over it...

Xiao Mao watched this scene in the audience and was completely silent.

So, what did Gardevoir learn behind his back!Before they met, this guy must have been kicked out by his own tribe!

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[Chapter 088] Drive the entire regional economy with the power of one person.

Don't say Xiaomao is silent.

Many female parents with children in the audience also fell silent.

To dance like this in broad daylight is simply an insult to elegance, an insult to elegance!

Miss Junsha, one of the judges, sat there, tilting her head, without a smile on her face. She looked at Gardevoir's dance on the stage, and her inner evaluation was that it was enchanting and charming, showing off its own advantages. Extreme.

It's just... is this really appropriate?

The other judge, Miss Joy, was full of surprise and smiles.

"Joy...do you feel..."

"what?"

Seeing her focused expression, Junsha was speechless for a moment and couldn't help but whisper: "What do you think of this Gardevoir?"

Joey thought for a while: "That's good. Although I don't know whether he is male or female, this dance shows off the charm of girls, doesn't it?"

Junsha was silent for a long time, and then she spoke as if she didn't know how to comment: "But don't you think... this kind of dance is too advanced?"

Joey then turned back: "No, I know you must want to say that there will be some elements in this kind of dance that are not suitable for children."

"But look closely at the kids in the audience watching."

"The way you look at them is not what you imagined, is it?"

"I think this is good. You will see things the way you are, so we cannot destroy the innocence and beauty in our children because of our own prejudices or the mentality we have experienced in society for a long time. Isn’t it?”

After hearing these words, Junsha looked at the children who were either surprised, or had their mouths open, or had expressions of surprise, full of innocence and love, then she sighed and then shook her head.

"Haha, I didn't expect that you taught me a lesson."

Soon, the music ends.

Sha Feihang also finished dancing "Itch".

The moment he stepped off the stage, the audience burst into cheers that almost echoed through the entire backcourt, and even the deafening applause and cheers from the central square outside could be heard faintly.

The entire performance can almost be described as explosive.

Sha Feihang walked off the stage and walked to Xiao Mao. He was about to say something, but Xiao Mao took two steps back with a look of disgust.

Sha Feihang: "???"

What do you mean?

Xiao Mao looked at his expression and pondered for two seconds: "Give me 2 minutes to calm down. I haven't recovered from the shock yet."

poisonous.

It’s so poisonous!

What exactly did my Gardevoir go through to learn this?Could it be that the reason why his own Gardevoir was kicked out of the clan was because he wanted to seduce other Gardevoir, and then had a love-hate relationship, and eventually lost to his love rival and was broken up and left?

Sha Feihang naturally didn't expect that Xiao Mao had already imagined a big drama in his mind. When he was about to say something, a child suddenly came next to him, holding his own Bobo, and looked at Xiao Mao expectantly: "Brother, can I take a photo with your Gardevoir?"

Xiao Mao was about to say yes, but when he saw his Gardevoir unloading his schoolbag and preparing to get the QR code, he grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him over: "Let's take a photo, it's okay."

Sha Feihang: "???"

Wait a minute, I haven’t taken out the QR code yet!

Xiao Mao whispered: "I will give you 1 yuan. As long as someone asks you to take a photo today, you agree and don't take your QR code, and don't say anything about scanning it and believing in the light."

"Emmmmm...deal."

So, in the following time, Xiao Mao watched as contestants and even hosts came over to take photos with his Gardevoir. There was an indescribable clarity in his eyes, which made him a little doubtful about life.

He doesn't understand.

The dance performed by Gardevoir just now... wouldn't it make people feel too enchanting?

Forget it as an adult.

But why are there so many children coming to take photos?

Why is everyone's mood so high and so enthusiastic?

The results of the preliminaries were also very unexpected. The Squirtle that Sha Feihang noticed just now was promoted as No. 1, while he was promoted as No. 2, but his popularity almost overwhelmed Squirtle. Nigui's.

As for why he is second and Squirtle is first...

Many spectators outside who came alone said it was a shady event.

But the vast majority of people who come together, a man and a woman, or a couple think that the number of votes is completely reasonable.

The reason is very simple. Those married heads of families only dare to support Squirtle behind the scenes, and openly support Squirtle with their wives or girlfriends.

Anyway, Sha Feihang became popular, and the discussion in the central square outside was basically directed towards him.

"Is that Pokémon called Gardevoir? Which region is it from?"

"I don't know, but it's really beautiful."

"I know, it's from the Fangyuan area. Although there are some in Kanto, they are rare."

"The Fangyuan area? I'm going to see if there are still tickets to go there. I'll go there to catch a Gardevoir. My son and wife will definitely like it."

"Uncle, please save it. Just now, I discovered that the air ticket to Fangyuan area tomorrow has increased by more than 2000!"

"what!!!"

No one expected that in just a short time, air tickets from Golden City to Fangyuan area would have been rising with real-time fares!

Even the ferry tickets to Fangyuan area were sold by the hundreds at this moment!

A senior executive at Silver Headquarters saw this trend and was stunned for a moment. The man stared at the fares in front of the computer and couldn't believe his eyes.

what happened?

Why did he just make a cup of coffee, and the air ticket to Fangyuan area actually increased so much! ?

……

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The scene of the game.

Sha Feihang was a little tired and after taking photos with all the children who came to take photos with him, he hid behind Xiao Mao when a few fat uncles who looked a little greasy wanted to come too. , there was also a look of slight fear in his eyes.

Refuse to take photos.