I become Gardevoir, they all want to attack me

"Wow."

Sha Feihang couldn't help but sigh: "Then, I'll take care of you in the future. Basically, if we are together, we will rarely let you come out to fight. If you want to come out to play occasionally, just come out by yourself. If you want to be in the elf ball, Go to sleep, just sleep in there, it’ll be fine.”

Kirby burped: "Okay, no problem. When is dinner?"

Sha Feihang: "..."

……

……

Surprises added, are you surprised, are you surprised?

Well, actually, it was because I didn’t get the sofa for two chapters in the morning, so I was unhappy. I got up and coded another update. It was less than 4000 words, but it still counts as one more update, not two. Such a diligent author , don’t you give some tickets and blades?

【Chapter 116】Riddle?I make you doubt your life!

hum.

hum.

hum~~!

When approaching the port of Honglian City, the ship made a roar and docked.

Xiao Mao got off the boat and unexpectedly found that there were many more people on the streets of Honglian City than he imagined: "There are so many people."

Sha Feihang pondered for a moment: "Emmmm, I just like your appearance of having never seen the world."

Xiaomao: "???"

Sha Feihang didn't bother to explain.

He remembered very clearly that when he was at the partner park in Qianhong City two days ago, he had never seen a learning machine before, and when he showed a surprised expression, he saw the "smile" in this guy's eyes.

Damn.

Xiao Mao covered his face: "If you know, can you tell me if you have the ability?"

What's so hard about this?

"That's because Honglian City is close to Deng Volcano and has some rich hot spring resources. It is the paradise in the hearts of all traveling trainers, so many people come here for vacation every year." Sha Feihang waved his hand: "All I told you to read more books, play less, cough cough cough, and think less about messy things."

Ha ha ha.

Xiao Mao was too lazy to pay attention to him, took out his mobile phone and looked at the map, then said: "As usual, go to the hotel first?"

Sha Feihang had no objection, but suddenly felt a little emotional: "Hey, without your cheerleaders, without the process of sending them to the Pokémon Center first, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable."

"Harm, please take care of something." Xiao Mao said nonchalantly: "When they become better, they will return to my uncle."

Gee tut.

You are amazing, you are noble.

However, just when the two of them had not gone very far, the legendary uncle with blond hair and a golden beard stood in front of them.

Xiao Mao looked confused.

Sha Feihang narrowed his eyes: "Uncle, step aside, you are blocking the way."

The uncle was unmoved and stretched out a finger in front of him: "Brave young man, let's guess the mystery!"

"My head is cold, my body is warm, what is it?"

boring.

Xia Bo, you are really boring!

Xiao Mao thought for a moment and was about to tell the answer when Sha Feihang said expressionlessly: "Uncle, you are blocking the way. We are not interested in guessing riddles."

The uncle obviously belongs to the type of Sheniu. He spoke with a smile and even winked: "Let me guess, brave young man... think carefully with your Gardevoir?"

Sha Feihang glanced at him curiously.

Uncle...your personality is ruined.

"It's an open-air hot spring, right?" Xiao Mao gave the answer and responded with a kind expression: "Okay, uncle, we are going to get busy."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

Xia Bo obviously didn't expect that his riddle would be guessed so easily, so he chased after him: "Brave young man~ I have another riddle here..."

After Sha Feihang thought about this guy's character in the animation, he took out the Sprite from his backpack and started sucking it.

Come.

You ask nicely.

Look, I've done all your work for you!

Uncle Xia became interested: "Brave young man, what is that thing that is so close but invisible?"

This time, Xiao Mao couldn't guess it. Xia Bo couldn't help but feel proud and looked at Gardevoir: "It doesn't matter, your Pokémon can do it too..."

"It's the eyelids."

Sha Feihang took a sip of Sprite, sighed and said, "Old uncle, you old fools... we really have no interest, so let's forget about it."

You know, for a man.

What is the most insulting word in the world?

Yes: Just forget it.

Xia Bo was not happy on the spot. His beard trembled twice, and his face seemed to be smiling: "Gardevoir... a very rare elf."

"You can still talk, well, it's very rare. It seems that you have seen a lot of the world."

"If that's the case, why don't you ask me a few questions? Can I guess them or can't they?"

Ok?

you sure?

Sha Feihang's eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of the old jokes about the famous scenes before he traveled through time, so he asked: "My questions are quite simple, how about... I can give you some questions that a three-year-old child can do?" Answered?"

Xia Bo suddenly felt unhappy: "Who are you looking down on?"

Sha Feihang sighed: "Then the first question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"

Emmmm.

When Xiao Mao heard this question, he couldn't help but frown.

Xia Bo also frowned: "One plus one does not equal three under any circumstances!"

Sha Feihang smiled: "Wrong, Xiao Mao answered."

Xiaomao: "..."

Damn, I don’t know either!

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "In case of miscalculation, it equals three."

Xiao Mao & Xia Bo: "..."

Xia Bo suddenly felt unconvinced: "If the calculation is wrong... then why don't you say that the wrong flower is still equal to six!"

Sha Feihang raised his eyebrows: "It doesn't matter how much you are treated, you didn't answer anyway."

Uncle Xia took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I understand. You can do another one, and I will know your idea of ​​​​proposing the question."

Yo.

Don’t believe in evil?

Sha Feihang's face was full of smiles: "Then let's listen to the second question. Please listen to the question. Where do acnes appear that don't worry you?"

Acne is a trouble that everyone has when they are young. Sometimes when you wake up, you suddenly have such a thing on your face, which is quite annoying.

Xia Bo thought for a long time this time and asked tentatively: "On the waist... on the waist?"

Xiao Mao didn't speak. Although he didn't know the correct answer, he knew very well that with his Gardevoir's way of thinking, this answer was absolutely impossible.

Sure enough, he heard the answer the next second.

"wrong."

"It's still on the waist...it's called prickly heat on the waist!"

"Of course you don't have to worry about acne appearing on other people's faces!"

Xia Bo: "..."

farewell.

What do you call this a guessing game?What the hell are you doing?

Thinking of this, Uncle Xia turned around and left, but before he took two steps, he heard the strange voice of the Gardevoir behind him: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... you're leaving now?"

"Uncle, don't leave. Why don't you play with me for a while?"

"is it okay……"

Xiao Mao covered his face and didn't want to speak at all... He always felt that these words were strange, but after looking at the appearance of the uncle in front of him, he felt that there was nothing wrong with his words. He was indeed an old man.

Xia Bo took a deep breath.

He got it.

He now finally knew why this Gardevoir... several other gym leaders would mention it when they chatted.

Because it’s too cheap!

Who are you looking down on with your humiliating tone?

Thinking of this, Uncle Xia was not ready to leave. He decided to fight to the end with this Gardevoir. So he turned around, took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Come on, solve some difficult questions, don't do such trivial matters." of."

Sha Feihang couldn't help but laugh a little, so he said: "Then shall I start?"

"How can a tiger that is tied with a rope 10 meters away eat grass 20 meters away?"

Xia Bo gave the answer directly: "Break free from the rope."

Sha Feihang chuckled: "Tiger doesn't eat grass."

"Come again."

"Which one hurts more, coconut or watermelon?"

"Watermelon..."

"No, your head will hurt."

"...come again!"

"Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold?"

"Gold never rusts!"

“…the gold will be stolen.”

Ha ha ha.

At this moment, the smile on Xia Bo's face could no longer be maintained. He felt like he was about to burst into tears. Where the hell did this question come from!

By the way, where did you, a Pokémon, learn so many dirty words?

He deeply felt the malice of this world, and was... petrified on the spot.

Xiao Mao looked at his appearance, sighed, and couldn't help but say: "Stop giving him more questions. I think the uncle is dying. We must respect the old and love the young."

Sha Feihang looked back at him and pondered for two seconds: "I think it would be better for you to say less words of persuasion like this."

Xiao Mao was suspicious: "Why?"

Sha Feihang said calmly: "Because the thunder that will strike you is on the way."

Go ahead!

Are you addicted to insulting people?

Sha Feihang saw Uncle Xia squatting on the spot and starting to draw circles as if he was doubtful about life. He was also a little bit unbearable: "Uncle, how about...forget it?"

As soon as Xia Bo heard this, he stood up with gritted teeth. He stopped pretending and showed off his cards directly. He tore off the beard and wig from his face, took out the elf ball from his hand and looked at Xiao Mao: "You call Xiao Mao right?" Right? I won’t pretend anymore, I’m showing my cards, I’m the leader of the Red Lotus Gym.”