The immortal black snake just wants to live simply

A black snake with two human-like hands was reading a newspaper from hundreds of years ago, muttering vaguely:

'It is not wise for a mortal to fall in love with a god... '

A motionless black snake was lying on the sofa, not even bothering to open its mouth. It just let a lazy voice appear in the room out of thin air.

'Indeed, before, this Zarak only had gratitude and admiration for Arthur, but now...'

Before he could finish his words, a black snake with long black hair on its head and smeared lipstick on its mouth shook its tail exaggeratedly and interrupted with a snarky female voice.

And the atmosphere suddenly became sinister.

'That's disgusting. Just kill him. I'm not gay. '

But soon, he noticed that all the black snakes in the room were looking at him. Even the walls, floors, and ceilings suddenly had strange eyes. The black snake with lipstick shrank its head.

It realized that it seemed like it had said something it shouldn't have said.

A word that no black snake is allowed to say.

Whether you express your hatred for something, pursue something fanatically, or even give up thinking... Even if all the black snakes except one are against it, the idea of ​​the unsociable black snake will be blackened. Accepted and discussed by the snakes.

But there is only one thing that is absolutely not allowed.

That is to give the black snake [qualitative].

That would only narrow the Black Snake's vision, make his recipes limited, and make his power weak.

This black snake, tainted with [female], [sinister], [mean], and [cruel], shouldn't have said the second half of the sentence.

How can a black snake have a gender?

Those behemoths like Yeragond, those immortals and immortals who adhere to human culture and ethics... they are the real madmen in the eyes of the black snake.

Imitation of an ant is only considered a behavior, but if one really recognizes oneself as an ant, then one may be seriously ill.

In the eyes of Black Snake, this ridiculous world, only by occasionally running to chat with the shapeshifter about "how to place more incarnations around a conspicuous incarnation without leaving any traces" can he feel that he is quite normal among the immortals. of a category.

At least, that's what Black Snake thinks.

……

At this time, an ordinary-looking black snake made a neutral sound, breaking the tense atmosphere.

'Pure road snake, I have one thing to say, don't brag or be slanderous, you are a bit too extreme...'

Then, this black snake, which calls itself a pure road snake and does not seem to have any distinctive features, criticized loudly in an exaggerated and funny tone:

'Besides, how dare you assume our gender! '

'……my question. '

Seeing the lipstick-wearing black snake showing weakness, and the pure road snake having severely criticized the black snake with mental problems, those eyes that grew out of thin air closed and disappeared.

At the same time, the other black snakes in the house also withdrew their gaze and continued to focus on their own things.

A black snake that was wrapping its tail around a rag doll and playing house said as if to smooth things over:

'Although it's a little different from what I expected, just be obedient and don't be too harsh... Besides, it's useless for us to discuss it! '

The black snake suddenly exerted force, and the rag doll it was wrapped around suddenly fell apart, revealing the cotton inside.

It said without sadness or joy:

'After all [we], haven't we already made up our minds? '

Yes.

No matter how heated the discussion among the black snakes in the room was, one thing had to be admitted.

They are also just an insignificant part of the black snake.

But nowadays, most black snakes don't care about an admiring subordinate.

The current Black Snake has more important and higher priority things than thinking about Xenomix, such as...

Show off your feminine power in front of Yeragond!

……

In Kashena's dormitory, in order to maintain a sense of mystery to Yeragonde, Kashena let Yeragonde stay in the living room while she went into the bedroom alone to unpack the package.

After opening it, she looked at the "maid outfit" inside and fell into deep thought.

Black Snake originally just wanted a maid outfit that could show off her feminine charm, preferably one that would highlight her body curves and accentuate her delicate and frail femininity... Even if it was a backless outfit, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Black Snake has always been indifferent!

However, after spreading out the clothes, Black Snake discovered that the clothes were not what he expected.

From Black Snake's well-informed perspective, the design style is a bit conservative.

It feels more conservative than the clothes designed by Jeragonde, a country girl.

However, it is still a high-quality work, and we can see the designers’ intentions from it, and it is also in line with Black Snake’s aesthetic taste.

To be honest, if Black Snake hadn't asked for it and knew the designers in the territory, Black Snake wouldn't have recognized it as a maid costume.

After all, even the servants in the Holy Castle of Ursus and the emperor's palace would not use the national emblem of the empire as a pattern on their clothes... Sewing the national emblem of the empire on a maid's uniform is disrespectful to the Ursus Empire.

However, if the person wearing it is the Eternal Duke who has accompanied the Ursus Empire for thousands of years.

Then the problem will be solved.

'Not bad, I didn't expect that the finished product of those little guys' free play far exceeded my expectations. '

Kasheena was very skillful and natural, and quickly changed her clothes... After all, this was not the first time Black Snake had worn a maid outfit.

In the past life, the black snake swallowed too many people and took away too many bodies.

However, it was the first time for Black Snake to wear a maid uniform in the name of the Eternal Grand Duke, not for others, but for herself.

Kasheena first looked in the mirror, then put on a headdress, tied a ribbon around her neck, and put on an apron as white as snow.

She adjusted her pace and walked slowly and gracefully toward the door like a real maid.

'Look at me giving this country girl Jeragond a little aesthetic shock! '

In the eyes of the black snake, his actions were like a normal person showing off a beautiful piece of art to his friends.

It is a social action that is normal in His eyes and very conducive to the development of friendship.

She opened the door, bowed gracefully to Jeragond in the living room, and then said delicately:

"Greetings to you, Master~"

……

To be honest, although today's Jeragond cannot understand the design concepts and design styles outside.

But pure beauty does not need these.

At this time, Kashena was wearing a pure black dress, showing off her slender figure; white frilly cuffs; long sleeves that tightly wrapped her arms; a white apron as white as snow, and complex patterns on the chest; A ribbon of unknown meaning was tied around her neck; she wore a maid's headdress on her head... Jeragond had never seen such clothing before.

Although Kashena told her that this was a costume belonging to a servant, at this time Kashena felt more like a noble from the three major families of Kjeragund than a maid.

She is still the kind of aristocratic lady who is married, has children, and exudes maternal nature.

Oh, that’s if Kasheena doesn’t speak.

Yeragond, who was stunned for a moment by the first sight, was immediately frightened awake by Kashena's artificial clipping sound.

"……very beautiful."

Yeragond held it in for a long time before spitting out this sentence dryly.

"You are too perfunctory~"

Kashena lifted her skirt and turned it around in a circle, so that the intricate and exquisite patterns and the details of the clothes could be better displayed to Jeragond's eyes.

But she didn't get the sincere praise from her friends that she imagined.

'No, even according to the aesthetics of the Sherag people, Kasheena should be very beautiful now, right? '

Kasena buried her confusion in her heart and sat next to Yeragond naturally.

To her slight relief, Yeragond did not deliberately keep his distance from Kashena.

What made her a little unhappy was that after saying that, Yeragond's attention was neither on his clothes nor on the Ursus specialty snacks he had carefully prepared on the table.

Instead, Yeragond frowned, as if thinking about something.

However, Kasheena can also understand.

Ever since he used this body to come into contact with Yeragond, Yeragond has often fallen into this state of brain shutdown... Black Snake estimates that Yeragond has been too deeply polluted by mortal thinking and is still struggling with the so-called so-called gender.

So while she was waiting for Yeragond to come out of the state of brain shutdown, she planned to get her mobile phone and selfie stick to take some photos of herself.

But just as Kasheena stood up, Yeragond reached out his hand and grabbed the corner of her clothes.

Under Kasheena's puzzled gaze, this giant beast, which had always been friendly and never angry like a loving mother, showed an unprecedented serious expression.

"blacksnake……"

"I want to talk to you."

Chapter 4 Black Snake: It’s broken, there’s something wrong with Yeragond’s brain.

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Seeing Yeragonde's unprecedented serious expression and feeling her wrist being firmly held, Kasena shrank her neck unnaturally.

Black Snake had never seen such a serious expression on Yeragond's face except for the initial encounter when the two had a fight because of the language barrier.

Not even when Enxiodis was planning the Snow Mountain Incident.

'What's wrong, did Yeragond find out what bad thing I did? '

'Did I swallow up the great elder of Manzhuyuan during the Snow Mountain Incident, or did He discover the secret hand I left behind in Kjerag? '

Although Kashena looked calmly into Yeragond's blue eyes, the black snake actually still felt a little guilty.

After all, he did a lot of bad things in Kjerag behind his back.

Not everyone likes to bet everything on others, not to mention that Black Snake actually doesn't care whether you do it willingly or not.

The evil god's erosion is not allowed to be rejected, and everything he does is for himself.

Black Snake felt that if Yeragond really knew about the bad things he did in Kjerag...oh, okay.

Even Black Snake, who has always speculated on others with the greatest malice, could not have imagined that this good-tempered giant beast would be angry or even become his enemy before he had a body like Capt that could observe the near-infinite [future].

What's more, Black Snake didn't have time to do anything yet.

Therefore, Black Snake estimated that the most he could do was to be nagged by Yeragond for a while, and then ask him to stop corroding Kjerag.

……

But Yeragond actually doesn’t know about the bad things Black Snake is secretly doing in Kjelag... Even though she, as the God of Snow, can appear almost anywhere in Kjerag at any time, facing the ability to turn her consciousness , the evil god whose soul and emotions are cloaked are powerless.

In terms of camouflage and stealth, there are only a handful of existences in this land that can rival the Black Snake.

Yeragond looked at the flawless and elegant smile on Kasheena's face.

This is just a part of the black snake's body, Yeragond knows very well.

Through the back of Kasheena, those complex and indescribable colors, even mixed with some spectral tones that Yeragondren cannot describe, are the ways for Yeragond to better communicate with the black snake.

In Yeragond's eyes, there is a unique spectrum behind everyone, and she can use this to obtain useful information... This is her innate ability.

'What's wrong with me? '

Yeragond felt a little confused about himself at this time.

Rationally speaking, she had no reason to hate Kasheena.

In any case, Kashena is also a black snake. She is part of Yelagund's friends, and although her behavior is different from the incarnation of the black snake that Yelagund has seen in the past... the difference is not particularly big.

It's definitely not disgusting.

Not to mention, Yeragond has long been accustomed to this friend who changes his style after meeting him once.

friend……

friend?

Are they really just friends?