What the hell is this movie theater?

"If nothing happens, I will continue to meditate, exercise and balance the huge force surging in my body, so that the force in my body can resonate with the force of the galaxy."

"Yes, that's it... I'm sorry to bother you."

"You are really targeting me, right?" Pito in the distance complained in annoyance, "Your attitude towards Lian is completely different from your attitude towards me... Could it be that she is cuter?"

"You, you, you, what are you talking about! pito!"

Su Hong simply ignored Pito's complaints and Lian's commotion. He also realized that the minion's refresh rate had dropped extremely sharply during this period. There was no need for him to meditate to semi-automatically spawn monsters, so he swiped his finger in the air to open GGO. The live broadcast area watched Guanren.

"Well, I'm telling the truth."

Pito glanced at Su Hong, who had already begun to watch the live broadcast of the game. The depressed and helpless expression flashed across her face, causing her to show her signature smile while holding Lian's hand.

"I can create a room with you and play a few games, so I won't be in a hurry during the BOB competition."

"Ah, okay."

Pito pulled Lian into the player lobby.

Su Hong didn't realize at all when Pito and Lian left - because now he was watching the live broadcast of the female anchor who was wearing a nerdy outfit and making a cooing sound.

It's actually a pity to say.

Now he has actually not given up on the dream of becoming an anchor, just like a pork guy has never given up on the ideal of becoming a great dancer, but the version is updated too fast, and the dream of being reincarnated into an abstract anchor has been blocked by the little guy [Death Gun]. It's really helpless to postpone it because of the assassination plan.

I can only say that life is like a dream? I just want to hold my sister’s hand? Walk side by side with you? Oh? ~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh? ~ Only you can take me?~ Take West Sutra?~Namo Amitabha?~

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

Su Hong took the initiative to interrupt his lost thoughts as he was already looking at Guan Ren——

It seems that he has been in a daze for too long today, so much so that he can enter the idle state just by looking at the manager. Is this okay?This is not good, you have to cheer yourself up.

Mr. Su Hong stood up from the pony and held his head with both hands and began to do squats. When doing squats, he used the modern version of Bing Xin Jue to consolidate his state of mind.

"One to one is one, one to two is two, one to three is three, one to four is four -"

But before he could complete the operation of Bing Xin Jue to consolidate his impetuous state of mind, a familiar voice came from not far away again, interrupting his operation of the technique.

"It reassures me a lot to see that you are still as energetic as before."

Su Hong squatted on the ground holding his head and turned sideways to look in the direction of the sound. He saw Uncle Nishida, whom he had not seen for nearly half a year, wearing a white novice uniform.

"Damn it, Uncle Nishida, I didn't expect you to survive."

An expression of surprise immediately appeared on his face and he rushed to Uncle Nishida's side, twitching his brows and teasing this senior bald social beast who had begun to enter his twilight years.

"How was it? After returning to reality, did your wife and other bald middle-aged men run away? Did your family property get embezzled by relatives and friends? Did you wake up with a lot of debts, and are you now in court with relevant people? Battle with each other?"

"Why don't you say anything good? Do you really want to see me reach the lowest point in my life because of the SAO incident?" Uncle Nishida said with his extremely bald head, "I'm sorry, what you wanted to happen Nothing happened, the child is now growing vigorously, and his academic performance is much better than before."

"That's quite regrettable," Su Hong shook his head regretfully, "Obviously I was in the same situation as you at the beginning, but I didn't expect that you are no longer someone I can afford. The family is harmonious and complete. , the children are growing vigorously, and now they are still so free to log in to the game..."

"Maybe you will be better than me in the future."

"I'm not looking forward to this," Su Hong patted Uncle Xitian on the shoulder, "I've burned a lot of calories today and don't want to talk standing up anymore. I'll sit down first."

Uncle Nishida answered, "Where are you sitting?"

"You sit in the seat of the door god Yu Chigong, and I will meditate next to you using the Bingxin Jue."

After Su Hong finished speaking, he ran to the ground next to the little Maza and sat down cross-legged. Then he stretched out his hand and patted the little Maza next to the door of the PK hall.

"Don't be polite to me, just treat me like you're at your own home."

"Don't make it sound like this is the front door of your home."

While Uncle Xitian was complaining about Su Hong, he came to sit down on the pony, put his hands on his knees, looked into the distance, smiled and sighed, and began to share his life.

"When I was in SAO, I thought I was going to die in the job I had worked for almost all my life. I didn't dare to think about whether I would be killed by monsters or because other players couldn't clear SAO, and I would die of old age step by step in SAO games. The situation - but now it seems that it is actually a good thing for me."

"I'll wipe it." Su Hong's eyes widened, "Can this be a good thing?"

"Because I was originally the security director of Tokyo Network Line. After the SAO incident, my wife took advantage of the public opinion at the time and received an astronomical amount of compensation from the government and ARGUS, which issued SAO.

And it is precisely because I lay in the hospital bed for nearly a year that my children felt the responsibilities of the family in advance. After I was hospitalized, they were not as undisciplined as before, and now they are very motivated and study hard. ——By the way, my child’s goal is to be admitted to the Faculty of Medicine at the University of Tokyo. "

Su Hong instinctively leaned back and took a breath of air, "What kind of life is this for a strong man?"

"Isn't it amazing? We obviously encountered bad things, but the results turned out to be unexpectedly good." Uncle Nishida smiled and touched his head, "This is probably [everything in the world comes with a blessing]... now I feel that as long as If a person lives a long time, he may not be unable to encounter such good things.”

"It's so good, it's so good, it's so good..." Su Hong started to feel sour from the bottom of his heart, his expression as gloomy as a mermaid infected with pink eye in the sewer, "Obviously he is just a passerby bald man who fishes in the game every day, but he can actually Such a great good thing has happened to my bald head..."

Uncle Nishida touched his bald head and laughed. He did not respond, but casually changed the topic away from himself, "What about you? How have you been during this time?"

While Su Hong was envious and jealous, he also casually talked about his experiences during this period.

"The period when I just started playing GGO was pretty good. It was basically the same as the year before I was in SAO. I had nothing to do but wander around the city, eat some delicious food, and then go to bed at night. , I got up and continued wandering around with nothing to do, back and forth."

"That's pretty good, too."

"It's a pity that a little brat recently tried to give me eye drops and plot against me secretly. Otherwise, I could continue to remain anonymous. If no one discovers my true identity, then I can roam freely in this game. I will idle away until I stop playing the game.”

Mr. Su Hong showed a sinister expression like a villain who holds a grudge and is determined to retaliate. The force that was already surging in his body began to fall to the dark side, emitting the dark fluctuations of the Sith.

"This little brat ruined my leisurely vacation time in this game, and planned to put the blame on my head without my knowledge. I can't breathe, as if I didn't drink Dali for a day. , I feel uncomfortable all over."

Uncle Nishida showed a thoughtful expression, but did not continue to ask about the matter, but responded to his words casually.

"Although there is a saying in your ancient Chinese literature that [a gentleman takes revenge, it is never too late in ten years], there is also a saying in ancient Chinese that [repay evil with kindness, how to repay kindness], and in life, it is inevitable that you will encounter some insidious and cunning bad people. Letting bad people be punished is a matter of course and satisfying."

"It's a pity that bad guys may not be punished in reality."

Su Hong shook his head and smacked his lips regretfully like Tom Cat.

"How can a bad guy in reality be so stupid as to say that he is a bad guy? Instead, he has to disguise himself as a real good guy. That is what the bad guys really do.

As long as you stand in the sunshine and the moral high ground and shoot, people will naturally not be able to see who fired the gun, and will also let the angry young people run around in the sun until the angry young people look for the dark side in the sun. If you run around in vain, or if you get tired from the long journey to find the murderer, naturally no one will pursue him. "

Uncle Nishida just smiled and said, "Occasionally, I say such profound things."

"After all, I was an Internet troll before I played SAO, so why haven't I commented on it? I've done it countless times to praise and criticize the current situation, and there's actually nothing new about it."

Su Hong raised his hands and hugged the back of his head, leaning against the wall.

“Since the establishment of Sumerian civilization announced the official beginning of the era of human intelligence, it has been thousands of years of human history. In these thousands of years of history, there has been no insidious, cunning, robbery, or extremely dark things. happened before?

Even the matter of eating living people as food has happened more than once or twice in history, so the more I use the keyboard in my hand to praise and criticize current ills, the more I feel like a history teacher selling courses in the online society. , it’s not as direct and interesting as saying “fuck you”. "

"Hahaha... This is no reason for you to say dirty words."

Uncle Xitian leaned towards the direction of Su Hong and teased.

"Based on my experience, a boy who likes to talk dirty will not be considered cool by good girls, but will only think you are vulgar. Even if the other person is your partner who can accompany you for the rest of your life, then that's fine Girls will leave because of your vulgar behavior."

"Oh, do you think I will fall into the grave of love like you?"

Su Hongdang sneered at Uncle Xitian's [argument to urge marriage].

“The result of love is marriage, and what marriage requires is a stable life built and managed by both husband and wife, not to mention that most women in modern society are egoists in disguise.

No matter how good the relationship is, or what you talk about forever, as long as you talk about marriage, you will talk about houses, vehicles and personal property, and treat yourself as a commodity with a price tag.

Do you still remember what I told you in SAO?The cheating rate among Japanese women is not low, and Japanese society has long been impacted by aging and declining birthrates. How about getting married under such circumstances?Damn it.

Spend hundreds of thousands or millions to bring a foreign ancestor to your family, and let this foreign ancestor divide your own little property. This kind of thing, you are willing to count the money to others after selling yourself, whoever likes to do it, anyway I won't do it. "

Uncle Xitian did not use his own example to refute Su Hong's remarks, but rather helplessly stretched out his hand and touched the Mediterranean Sea above his head.

"Although I say that, I still hope that you can meet a girl who can make you willing to change your mind. I also hope that you can make up your mind to catch that girl when you meet her."

"I also hope that."

Although these are just two fishermen who have spent their retirement life, they can barely be regarded as [gentlemen are harmonious but different]. They are just chatting and talking nonsense. Naturally, there is no need to fight for every topic that comes up casually. We can talk happily, become close friends, and invite others to work together.

——And Su Hong actually had nothing to refute.

If he hadn't let Keima Katsuraki bite the bait during the phishing, he really hoped that he could meet a girl who could make him willing to change his mind, and he also hoped that he could make up his mind and share it with her after careful consideration. A girl who gives up her property and life.

Everyone has different opinions on the interpretation of life, but for him, a marriage based on life should be like a calm lake, boring and samey, rather than like the rolling Yangtze and Yellow Rivers. It flows endlessly across thousands of mountains and rivers.

Therefore, beauty and talent are not the criteria for judging the objects he considers, but whether the girl he likes can satisfy the requirements of "living a boring life for two people down to earth".

It’s just a simple matter of [a boring person] meeting a [boring person] and changing from [a boring person spending his own boring life] to [two boring people living a boring life].

As for now?Now he is like an employee who travels to other places every day. Even his own life and three meals a day may not be guaranteed to be stable, so he still pursues these things nitpickingly?

The two retired fishermen just sat in silence in front of the door of the player hall, as if the two fishermen were concentrating on simulating fishing, waiting for the big fish to take the bait.

It's just that compared to Su Hong, who likes to pretend to be attentive but actually wandering around, the elderly uncle Nishida likes to chatter endlessly at such times.

"By the way, have you encountered anything interesting recently?"

"Interesting things," Su Hong thought about it seriously and continued to hold his head, leaning against the wall and said calmly, "There is absolutely nothing interesting worth mentioning."

"Ah," Uncle Xitian turned to look at Su Hong in surprise, "There isn't one?"

"Not at all," Su Hong has completely entered the salty state, "Although my performance in SAO may make you think that my life is colorful, in fact, it is just like a TV series produced by capitalism. It doesn’t match real life, and what’s more, the life I’m living now is not a childhood era, but the past events of Dongbai performed by Brother Dao, Brother Hu, and Xiao Liang – in the end, it’s just work.”

"Work?"

"Working hard to achieve a certain goal, I call it work." Su Hong now left the Bible with only the bridge hole and the quilt covering him, "Whether it is SAO or the current GGO, I'm all acting for a purpose, and most of the time work is just boring."

"indeed."

"After all, hobbies should not be boring things, so when hobbies become jobs, hobbies are no longer hobbies. At most, they just have more motivation to find a job, which is different from academic qualifications and majors. The system for finding a job is inherently different.”

Su Hong casually talked about the violent opinions he had summed up at work.

"There may be some masochists who are born with a love for work, right? But I am not a workaholic who likes to go through thick and thin for the sake of work. I will only find ways to fish at work and use minimal labor. Achieve maximum results——

Although my working method sounds like that of a neurotic who relies on a universal wishing machine to take shortcuts, my fishing is only within the scope of my work, not to get rid of my boss in order not to work. "

"But, it's not always possible to [achieve maximum results with minimum labor], right?"

"Yeah, when you encounter this kind of situation, you can only admit that you are unlucky, and then go all out and try your best to solve the work problem as soon as possible. I am just the truest portrayal of this situation."

Su Hong twitched the corner of his mouth in disgust, and became even more resentful towards [Death Gun], the little brat who was planning to blame him. If he had a chance, he would definitely pluck his hood on the ground and then give it to him. Use a big flying kick to open up his crotch.

Uncle Nishida asked slightly curiously, "By the way, what is your job?"

"To put it simply, it is "The Actor's Self-cultivation"."

Su Hong immediately turned around and jumped up from the wall. While Uncle Xitian and the players passing by took two steps back and looked at them inexplicably and confused, he took off the lightsaber from his waist, opened it with a bang, and posed. The king of the jungle is in a hunched fighting posture.

"I am Bear Grylls. I once served in the UC Federation Army. I once drove the Supreme Gundam to defeat the rampaging Type [-] Drag-Ride. I also tamed the ancient monster Gomora alone. Now I will tell you Showing what it takes to survive being surrounded by the Burning Legion, a situation where without the proper survival skills you wouldn't last even a day."

Uncle Xitian: "..."

Passing player: "..."

Su Hong's jungle king aura suddenly changed back to the posture of a salted fish covering himself with a quilt under the bridge. He came to the corner and sat down and said openly, "In short, this is the kind of job, just the protagonist of a bad movie."

In fact, Uncle Nishida didn't quite understand what he meant by [work], and he didn't quite understand what the performance he showed in front of him meant, but he understood [the protagonist of a bad movie].

"Although I have heard a saying before that everyone is the protagonist of their own life, but that is not the case for actors alone - so, are you like that [SAO period] now? Your job is just for other people With acting, you just use your performance to achieve the results you want to achieve - such as salary or fame, or the performance itself."

"really weird."

At this time, Su Hong carefully picked up his chin and started to figure it out.

"Although your statement is indeed correct within the theoretical framework I provided, it sounds specious to me... In order to ensure that we can talk about performance work based on the same theoretical consensus, I would like to state in advance , the bad movie I want to make is not a bad movie that is both popular and popular like "Sharknado" or "Sharknado," but a real bad movie."

Uncle Nishida asked very curiously, "How bad is it?"

"It's probably worse than "Dream Showbiz"."

After Su Hong finished answering, he realized that Uncle Xitian was from a small life, so he quickly explained it with a localized example that could make Uncle Xitian's small life more clear.

"I think it's probably those adult movies that are remakes of specific works using actresses who don't look good even with makeup, shabby costumes, awkward performances, ugly and paunchy male protagonists, and filthy directors. And I want to achieve The effect is even worse than this, and even more illogical and aesthetic, like the Invincible Super Bad Movie."

"This, that's it..."

Uncle Nishida touched the bare Mediterranean Sea above his head without realizing it.

Su Hong now only thinks that there may be a reason for Uncle Xitian's hair loss to become Mediterranean. He can touch the top of his head when he has nothing to do. Even if there are other factors that cause hair loss, his way of pulling out his own hair must be an important factor in hair loss. .

"In short, I probably have an understanding of your work, but my doubts are not only not answered, but they make me even more confused."

"Then you ask," Su Hong held his head in his hands and continued to talk, "Anyway, it doesn't matter whether [the audience] knows about this kind of thing now. I have already thought of how to mass-produce super bad movies about Invincible - I know Not knowing that doesn’t stop me from mass-churning out bad movies through a piledriver assembly line.”

"oh oh……"

Uncle Nishida still doesn't understand what he means by "mass production of super bad movies in the universe" and "audience", but that doesn't stop him from raising his doubts.

"If being an actor is a job, then why make bad movies?"

Mr. Su Hong immediately replied, "Because bad movies will cause actors to lose their jobs."