Shooting Honkai Impact in a Collapsed World

"Hmph!" Theresa took the tissue handed to her angrily and wiped her cheek, "Ten bottles of bitter melon juice, refuse to bargain!"

"Okay, okay, I'll go to the supermarket to buy bitter melons later." Jizi knew she was in the wrong and didn't want to refuse the other party's request. "This video is really interesting. The cartoon pictures are paired with serious dubbing, which gives people a sense of A stronger sense of humor. ”

"Indeed, it's hard to imagine that Fu Hua, who has always been serious and serious, would look like that in the video." Theresa also couldn't help but laugh a little, "And Kevin, the world snake lord who looked indifferent in the movie, would actually do the same Being pranked like this. After all, if grandpa gave this video to World Snake, wouldn't it trigger a war between the two organizations because he was suspected of insulting their lord? "

"No way..." Ji Zi was a little unsure, "It should be..."

At the same time, in the Paradise of the Past inside the snake headquarters of the civilized world, Kevin, who bears the inscription of "Save the World", and Hua, who represents "Floating Life", are being watched by eleven other heroes, and in front of them, there are also An identical video is playing.

Kevin: "..."

magnificent:"……"

Paduo: "..." You can't laugh, and you can't laugh even if you're beaten to death.If you laugh at this time, your life will be over.Ah, although she is just a memory.

"Ellie, you suddenly summoned us to come over to your side just to show us this?" Eden asked.

"Yeah, don't you think this video is interesting?" Alicia asked Zhong Yingjie, "The cartoon version of Kevin and Hua are so cute."

"Huh! Boring!" Qianjie was the first to express his thoughts and turned back directly, "I'm going back first."

"Qianjie, [please] stay and watch this video." Aponia "pleaded".

"Apponia! You damn guy!" Qianjie roared angrily, but his body did stop.

"Well, Qianjie, calm down, calm down." Alicia advised.

He said, "It was my desire for everyone to get together that prompted Aponya to do what he did just now."

"Then you are really making a fuss out of a molehill." Mebius smiled dangerously, "But this is much more interesting than when facing those high-level officials before."

"I agree." Velvet said, "It's more interesting than team building but eating instant noodles together in the conference room."

Kevin: "..." The noodles are obviously delicious.

"The characters are cute and interesting." Graciu also expressed her thoughts, "I also want to draw them like this."

Kosmo: "...Come on."

"Kevin looks like this, he does have the feeling of him in high school." Su said with emotion.

"Although it looks a little funny, the things it tells should be valuable." Sakura commented.

Alicia looked at everyone, and then said happily: "Really? Then let's continue watching. "

After saying that, he pressed the play button again.

Chapter 72 Teresa: It's slandering me!

"It also took away the one I loved and set me on a journey to save her."

In the video, cartoon Otto is carrying a huge coffin, crying and walking, with a map from Europe to Asia behind him.

"I had a cordial exchange with the First Herrscher when he was born."

The figure of Otto suddenly appeared behind the cartoon version of Walter Joyce. The latter patted the former on the shoulder, causing the former to be frightened.

"Ahem... Of course, the ending is not very pleasant. "

Joyce appears on the screen with his left hand covering his left eye and holding the Star of Eden in his right hand. Behind him are four large red characters "STAR CRUSHING".

"Soon after, the Second Herrscher was born. And I saw in her the hope of resurrecting an important person."

A cartoon Xilin with a proud look on her face sits in the ruins, with the word "ant" constantly appearing on her lips.

"In that battle, people continued to sacrifice their lives."

The place where Siren was sitting was overturned, and Walter Young straightened up from under the rubble.

“Some of those who paved the way for the future will rest forever in Siberia.”

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"That guy Otto is so shameless!" Tesla and others also watched the video in the Salt Lake base, "What do you mean by cordial communication? Bah!"

"Pay attention to your quality, Dr. Tesla." Einsta reminded, and then changed the topic, "Speaking of which, why did I mishear (someone keeps dedicating his life) to (someone keeps dedicating his life) )?"

As he spoke, he set his sights on someone.

Lao Yang, who continues to dedicate his life: "..."

"The cartoon version of Cecilia's wife is so cute, I like it." Siegfried couldn't help but said, and then he became a little dissatisfied, "But why didn't I even show my face?"

Those who have the same evaluation as Siegfried include Kiana and Hollander, who are still in the pre-civilization. They also like the cartoon version of Mother Cecilia very much.

Of course, someone inside Kiana was very unhappy: "You actually painted me like that, these hateful ants!"

"Really? I think it's very vivid." Kiana retorted, "Whether it's that inflated expression or the ants in your mouth, don't they perfectly capture the characteristics of you?"

"……Humph!"

["Times have passed, and the Honkai Impact continues to rage. And the forces that fight against it have also welcomed new blood."

The cartoon version of Kiana's trio appears and they beat up a Honkaiju.

"They have experienced betrayal and obstruction, and they have also worked together to overcome difficulties and dangers, and even touched some secrets that they should not know."

The blackened Bronya unleashed attacks; Wendy, the Wind Herrcher, spun in place while spitting out rainbows; Theresa operated in front of a huge screen, while Kiana secretly watched from behind.

"Dreams are always wonderful, and they reflect the truest wishes in our hearts."

Cecilia was holding Kiana, and a Siren with devil horns was flying beside her.

"It's just that no matter how beautiful the dream is, there will always be a day when it wakes up."

Kiana opened her eyes and woke up from her dream, with a Theresa pillow in her arms.

"And by then, my grand plan will also usher in a new chapter."]

"What's going on with this expression?! What's going on with these legs?!" Delisa looked at the silly pillow of the long-legged Deli in the video and was furious. "This is vilification! This is slander! He You are slandering me!!”

"Puch-" A slight laugh came from beside her.

"You just laughed, right?" Theresa looked at the expressionless Ji Zi with a sullen face. Judas beside her was about to move, "Is it so funny?"

"Who is laughing?" Ji Zi looked at the other party in confusion, "It must be your imagination."

"Speaking of which, it's a good thing that Wendy can't see this video for the time being." Jizi said with emotion, "If she saw herself in the video being knocked unconscious by herself, or even spitting out rainbows, she would definitely have a mental breakdown."

It's true that the current civilized Wendy couldn't see it, but the pre-civilized Wendy was so angry that she went crazy.Fortunately, Kiana and others around her persuaded her to calm down.

"Wendy, you have to change your mind and think about it. You are a Herrscher fighting against three Herrschers. After a fierce battle, you were defeated." Kiana said, "Think about it this way , do you feel a lot more comfortable?"

["When the queen of collapse comes, the world surrenders at her feet."

A gate of imaginary numbers appeared on Kiana's body on the bed. After falling in, what appeared was Silin, the Herrscher of the Sky, floating in the air, with Bella and a group of Honkai beasts waving handkerchiefs below.

“There are those who, without hesitation, raise their swords and become enemies of God.”

Himeko, wearing the Red Knight Eclipse Armor, received the Herrscher of the Sky's attack with the Divine Death Sword in her hand.

"To be honest, I am in awe of those warriors who burned their lives. They used their beliefs to bring short-term peace and tranquility to the world."

"But they never noticed that my plan was progressing steadily, and a giant snake was coming from the darkness."

In the quantum sea, a snake appeared. 】

"I really didn't expect that the scene where I faced the Herrscher of the Sky would appear in this video." Jizi said with emotion, "But what's going on with the Herrscher of the Sky? He looks like a big star."

"To be honest, the scenes in the video with the background music are much more tragic in atmosphere than the previous ones." Theresa said, "By the way, why do I appear as a silly pillow, Jizi? But he looks so brave and fearless? This is not fair!"

"And grandpa, although it sounds sincere, I just feel like I'm being sarcastic!"

"Maybe it's the bishop's tone of voice." Jizi said her thoughts, "Combined with the things he did before, it makes him feel more like he deserves a beating."

In the pre-civilization era, Bronya suddenly had an ominous premonition that she would soon be persecuted.

"Bronya, why do you look so constipated?" Kiana asked doubtfully, "It's obviously your highlight moment next."

"Idiot Kiana, don't speak if you don't know how to speak, and Bronya is a Sanwu, so she won't show any expression of constipation." Bronya refuted the other party's words.

"You say you are nothing." Kiana's mouth twitched, "This is too strange."

Chapter 73 Kevin: I want to play basketball, not be a traffic policeman

["After the Great Collapse, people once again embarked on their own path. Some of them found strength and fulfilled their promises. But at the same time, they also encountered more powerful enemies."

In the Quantum Sea, the cartoon version of Bronya, the Herrscher of Reason, is racing with the cartoon version of Siel using a heavily armored bunny in the form of a motorcycle.

Then, a cartoon Kevin wearing a traffic police uniform appeared, destroyed Bronya's motorcycle, and took away the other party's driver's license with the Herrscher core.

Bronya looked at Kevin's leaving back with tears in her eyes, while Xier comforted her. 】

Bronya: "Sure enough... Bronya can't expect to have any outstanding performance in this kind of video."

Having your driver's license revoked by traffic policeman Kevin while riding a motorcycle was outrageous and embarrassing, even though the cartoon version of Seele was cute.

"Sister Bronya takes Xi'er for a ride or something. Even just thinking about it makes Xi'er look forward to it." Xi'er said longingly.

"Tch, there are only highlight scenes of Sister Bronya, why not Xi'er's?" Hei Xi'er was very dissatisfied.Of course, she also thinks Cartoon Seele is particularly cute.

"Hahahahaha!" Kiana laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, "Bronya, you are too rude, but minors are not allowed to ride motorcycles, so it does make sense for Kevin to turn into a traffic policeman to stop you. "

"Idiot Kiana actually knows the traffic laws, which really impresses Bronya." Bronya replied without giving in, "Besides, you are also thinking that you will not make a fool of yourself in the subsequent videos. ?"

"Behind are meteors in the sky. How could I make a fool of myself when I am in the limelight?" Kiana asked the other party confidently.

"Are you sure?" Bronya said quietly, "After the meteors in the sky, there should be the Sinner's Elegy."

"Uh-huh─" Kiana's body froze, and even the expression on Mei Yi's face beside her became dull.

"So, don't say certain things too early." Bronya showed a satisfied expression on her face.

On the other side, there is modern civilization, the paradise of the past within the headquarters of the World Snake.

"Oh, the cartoon Kevin in the traffic police uniform looks so cute." Alicia smiled very happily.

"I agree with your opinion this time." Mebius also smiled intriguingly, "Of course, it would be better if he said a few more lines in the video."

Kevin: "..." As the leader of the Thirteen Heroes Chasing Fire, what scene has he not seen before?Well, the scene in the video has never been seen before.

"I originally thought Kevin could be a basketball star, but now it seems that becoming a traffic policeman is also very suitable for you." Su joked.

"──Su, don't make such silly jokes." Kevin was silent for a while, and then said to his best friend.

"Some people spend their lives saving others just to fulfill their own promise. "

Katana Kiana, wearing Herrscher of the Sky costume, pushed the Honkai Impact bomb away from Sky City.

"The light of the shooting star is so dazzling that everyone rushes to chase it."

Cartoon Ghost Landel chased Kiana on the ground in the direction where she fell.

"Either they covet the dazzling starlight, or they just want to save this meteor. "

Cartoon Ghost Landel held up Kiana wrapped in a quilt with both hands. The smile on her face proved that she was very happy.Behind her, Meiyi, who was crying, was holding Kiana's discarded coat in one hand while chasing her.

"Since there is competition, there will always be a loser."

Mei Yi accidentally fell down and disappeared from the screen.

"But the desire for important people to return to the light seems to be stronger. For this reason, she does not hesitate to throw herself into the darkness. She even does not hesitate to become a sinner to cut off the shackles of fate."

A ray of purple lightning struck from the sky, and both Youlandel and Kiana couldn't help but look back.Immediately afterwards, they were horrified to see Mei Yi, the Herrscher of Thunder, angrily chasing after her with her sword raised high.

So, against the background of the setting sun, the stick figure Hollander ran away in front, Kiana, who was wrapped like a bug, followed closely, and the stick figure Mei held up a long knife that was several times larger than a human being. , then chase after them.

Finally, the long sword was slashed, and the next second appeared Kiana unconscious on the rooftop of Qianyu Academy. The shadow of Mei, the Herrscher of Thunder, jumped up from her body.

"Their story has not yet come to an end, and the story of collapse is also continuing. Let us wait and see where the future road will extend."

As Otto's dubbing gradually deepened, the entire video came to an end. 】

"Damn it, what's going on with this scene that looks so gross?" Kiana scratched her hair and said in a very frantic tone, "And shouldn't Mei chase my sister just to save me? Why did she do that in the end? The machete fell on myself instead?”

"Uh, this─" Mei Yi felt very embarrassed, "because this video combines meteors in the sky with the elegy of sinners."

Youlandel was silent on the side, and she looked really disdainful in the video.

"What a turn of events." Bronya looked at Kiana's caterpillar-like escape with satisfaction, "Bronya knew that as long as she was still alive, she would be persecuted in this video. "