Lady, you don’t want to be corrupted by the devil, do you?

That was a piece of news.

The most wanted criminal, Zhou Jiuyu...

——November 2123, 11

At this moment, Zhou Jiuyu's brain buzzed and seemed to be blank.

He murmured, "What day is today?"

Tanya Shen glanced at the lower right corner of the computer: "Look for yourself, November 11th."

“Fuck… fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck—!”

Author's Note: 3/3

157 The Crazy Shen Tanya (3k)

11 month 30 number.

Isn't this today?!

Today is a day for Shen Tanya, and it is also a day for Zhou Jiuyu!

"Shit, so this is what she meant when she said the dream would be a little different this time?"

Only then did Zhou Jiuyu understand what was different about Xiaolu's words.

This is different from previous time travel back to the past. This time he did not travel back in time, because the timeline of this dream is now!

The reason why he has no body is because his current body is trapped in the dark side. It is impossible for there to be two Zhou Jiuyu in the same timeline, right?

So he can only exist in Shen Tanya's body in the form of possession.

"Oh, so you are a wanted criminal, Lord God."

Shen Tanya looked at the headline of the news and smiled playfully for a moment.

"But it's really impressive that you like it. It says the most wanted criminal on it."

"What have you done to be wanted like this? A pervert like you, did you sleep with the wife of the boss of the fortress city or something?"

"It's nothing, I just killed their boss."

"Boasting..."

Shen Tanya didn't believe it at all, and continued to slide the mouse down.

As she skated, she hummed, "A pervert like you must have done something immoral... Oh my! So handsome!"

On the news website, Shen Tanya found two wanted photos of Zhou Jiuyu. The first one was a photo of Zhou Jiuyu that was accidentally taken at Tianhai's freshman dance. The photo was cut a lot because the person in the photo was Tong Qin that day.

However, this photo also accidentally captured the young man leaning against a marble column, with his arms folded across his chest, silently watching the dance, his hair disheveled and his tall figure highlighted by his straight suit.

This made Shen Tanya swallow her saliva. This is really... good, it's a good way to poke her XP. She is pretty, fair, tall and thin.

“This, this is you?”

She couldn't help but ask.

"Ah."

"You, you look the same as in the photo?"

"Different."

"cut…"

Tanya Shen's expression suddenly changed and she uttered a click of the tongue.

"That's what I looked like before. Now my hair is white."

"White? Are you sure?" Shen Tanya's eyes suddenly lit up and her expression changed again.

"Yeah, sure."

“White-haired…you are still a white-haired person…” Shen Tanya muttered, and her pretty face seemed to be slightly red.

She continued to flip through the pages and came to the second wanted poster.

It was a photo taken from the camera in the ancient street. It was at night when Zhou Jiuyu reunited with Jiang Yibai in a doll costume. He took off his hood, revealing his face. His expression gently soothed the girl in his arms.

"…Is this really you?"

Tanya Shen couldn't help but ask again.

"It's me, what's wrong?"

"nothing…"

Shen Tanya admired the two photos over and over for a while before continuing to read the news.

The news reported that the wanted criminal was carrying out a mission with a senior leader of the patrol team, the principal of the Beijing Martial Arts School, and senior leaders of the secret team. As a result, the other three are now missing, and the wanted criminal is currently unknown where he has fled to.

"You, you really killed the boss..."

"Did you write this time?"

"I believe whatever you say now."

"?"

If Zhou Jiuyu had any expression now, it would definitely be a strange one.

He seemed to gradually understand what the "slutty girl" in the title of the book meant.

The crazy kind of people who love flowers.

"I didn't realize you're such a face lover." Zhou Jiuyu said with a laugh.

"I'm not!" Shen Tanya retorted.

"Then why are you blushing when you see my photo?"

"I, I didn't..." Shen Tanya felt a little guilty.

"I can feel it, silly." Zhou Jiuyu chuckled again.

"Ah...what's wrong? Don't you blush when you see a beautiful woman? What's wrong with me blushing when I see a handsome guy...by the way, do you, do you have...abdominal muscles..."

"Who am I to tell you?"

"Tell me, and I'll promise to revive you."

"I'm still alive, I don't want you to be resurrected."

"Then, then you must be on the run, I can help you!"

"It's okay. I have people who are countless times stronger than you to help me."

"You must be very lonely fleeing alone. No matter how strong he is, he can't give you the feeling of companionship, right? But I can. I love helping others the most!"

"She's my wife."

Zhou Jiuyu's words seemed to kill the game in an instant, causing Shen Tanya to fall into silence.

But the silence didn't last long, she whispered, "Can you get a divorce?"

Zhou Jiuyu: “…”

"Damn, you have ill intentions towards me just by looking at a photo. I understand why you believed that pockmarked face could help you escape, you're a face lover." Zhou Jiuyu said with disdain.

Although he is also a face lover, this does not prevent him from despising other face lovers.

People are visual animals. Even if you are not bad looking, you can't accept a 200-pound fairy as your partner, right? Money is another matter.

"certainly not!"

Tanya Shen puffed her cheeks: "I don't like those dark-skinned guys with pockmarks. Although my friends say they are handsome, I just can't appreciate them..."

"But isn't he tall? Anyone walking in the wilderness probably has the abs you want, and that face is pretty iconic, isn't it?"

"That's right, but..." Tanya Shen shook her head: "I don't like that kind, I like fair skinned ones, you look...very attractive, just like the sissy I saw yesterday..."

Zhou Jiuyu: “?”

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Why are you pinching my face?"

Shen Tanya's hand suddenly raised up uncontrollably, and she pinched her face hard, causing her pain: "I, I just said that you are pretty... Look at you wearing a doll costume to comfort that girl, you are so gentle and cute..."

"And if you pinch me, it hurts you too!"

"It doesn't matter. This is not my body. It just hurts a little."

"You are... a beast in human form!"

"Then I'll let you feel your abdominal muscles later. How about you let me pinch them now?"

"...Mr. Zhou, you can pinch me however you want. Come on!"

"Haha, I'm just kidding. I can pinch you even if I don't let you touch me."

Shen Tanya immediately raised her other hand and pinched her own face.

She bit her lip immediately: "You stinky man! You are not gentle at all, the photo must be fake!"

"Because the girl I'm hugging is also my wife. Who are you? Why should I be gentle?"

"I...I..." Shen Tanya suddenly became paralyzed, but the more she thought about it, the more unhappy she became, so she forcibly took back control of her body:

"I don't want to bother with you, you pervert. You are a beast in human clothing, but you look like a dog. Apart from being handsome, you are a dead hooligan. What about your wife? Who would like someone as vulgar as you?"

Shen Tanya cursed angrily, then straightened her clothes, put on the backpack she had packed yesterday, and prepared to go out.

"Are you going to look for that pockmarked face?"

"Otherwise, can you help me escape from the wilderness?"

"Where did he meet you?"

"Warehouse. They asked me to hide in a box in the warehouse to get out."

"Before you go, go to the guesthouse in your city first."

"Why should I listen to you?"

"I can touch your abdominal muscles for you."

"I won't trust you anymore!"

Tanya Shen crossed her arms and bit her lip.

"I swear to let you touch me. I won't lie to you."

"……real?"

"real."

Tanya Shen closed her eyes and hesitated for a long time. It was mainly because of the appearance and figure of this stinky pervert, every point of which perfectly hit her XP... tall, thin, fair and handsome, and the most important thing was the atmosphere.

The silence in the first photo and the tenderness in the second photo give people the feeling that he is a tsundere man who is cold on the outside but warm on the inside…

Of course, now she realized that the above was all her fantasy.

This guy is a pure pervert!!

A bad, lewd, and smelly man!

But...bad men can let her touch their abdominal muscles...

It's like there's a busty beauty in front of you telling you that as long as you promise to do me a small favor, I'll let you touch her breasts. It's hard to refuse.

"I, I'll go... Don't lie to me. When we meet, you must let me touch your abdominal muscles."

Tanya Shen still believed that human nature was good. This beast was so handsome, he wouldn't... lie to her from beginning to end, right?

"In fact, you shouldn't worry about me lying to you now. You should worry about your defense being breached later."

"What do you mean?"

"Nothing, just to prepare you mentally in advance."

"What a stinky man, and he's so secretive."

Shen Tanya curled her lips and then walked out of the room.

There was no one at home and today was the weekend, so she could go out on the street with open eyes.