Sorry, I'm a pig, Simi Masai, sleeping like a dead pig

160 Love Brain is really scary

"What do you say?"

Three question marks popped up in Zhou Jiuyu’s mind.

No, he didn't even use the basic attack, so why did you use the ultimate skill directly?

"I said, we can... try to get along. If you think I'm good, I can date you when we meet."

Shen Tanya's pretty face blushed slightly, and she whispered shamefully.

"what?"

Zhou Jiuyu was a little dazed for a moment.

He had seen things given for free, but he had never seen anything given for free like this!

I thought Ai Li had given it away for free, but I didn't expect there would be someone even freer. Whose general is this?

"I say, let's be together, Lord God."

Tanya Shen bit her lip. Seeing that Zhou Jiuyu had not given any specific response, her face was burning for a moment:

"I've said it three times! If you don't agree, just forget it and pretend I didn't say anything!"

Zhou Jiuyu didn't know what to say for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he said:

"We haven't even met, and you want to date me? What do you like about me?"

"handsome."

Tanya Shen spoke bluntly.

"anything else?"

"It's awesome."

"anything else?"

"Gone."

Zhou Jiuyu immediately looked down on him: "Superficial."

"I, I am not superficial! Don't think that just because you agree with all my ideas, you, you can criticize me casually like this." Tanya Shen puffed her cheeks.

"What if you let me criticize, and I agree to it?"

"Please feel free to criticize me, Mr. Zhou."

"Haha, love-brained."

Zhou Jiuyu saw through Shen Tanya's true nature.

This pure love-brained girl can reduce her intelligence by 100% as long as you are in a relationship with her.

"I'm not in love!" Shen Tanya retorted.

"I only fall in love with people who are love-brained." Zhou Jiuyu said.

"I am just a love-brained person, please talk to me." Shen Tanya changed her words quickly.

"Haha, let's not talk about it."

Zhou Jiuyu chose to refuse.

"Why? Although you are handsome... I am not ugly either. Aren't you from the city? Shouldn't you like my type? You kept staring at my body when I was not wearing clothes, you bastard!" Shen Tanya was immediately confused.

She has a good figure and is beautiful, the prettiest girl in the village! Why doesn't Zhou Jiuyu date her?

"Take off your clothes now and let me admire you carefully, then I can consider talking to you." Zhou Jiuyu also changed his tone.

"You dead pervert, I won't talk about it anymore. Who wants to show it to you? Do you think you can control me just because you are handsome?" Shen Tanya snorted angrily: "What do you think of me?"

Zhou Jiuyu didn't care: "Forget it then."

Shen Tanya bit her lip and didn't speak to Zhou Jiuyu for a long time.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Finally, she lowered her voice and said, "Will you really talk to me if I take off my clothes?"

"It's fake. I just want to see your nipples, and then I'll reject you."

“Ahhh! My defense is broken! I won’t talk to you anymore! I won’t pay attention to you, you stinky man!”

Tanya Shen was so angry that she wanted to stomp her feet, but she thought that the sound of stomping her feet would be too loud, and if this stinky man didn't let her cheat, she would be discovered by the guards!

I'm so angry, he really took advantage of me...

But just be careful, he won’t talk to me yet!

"You... please don't really not talk to me. It's so dark here. I'm afraid if you don't talk to me..."

Tanya Shen hugged her knees and her tone dropped again.

"Stop pretending. How could a tough girl like you in the wilderness be afraid of the dark?" Zhou Jiuyu exposed her directly and ruthlessly.

"How do you know?" Shen Tanya bit her lips again.

Damn, everything they say on the Internet is fake, don’t men like soft girls who are afraid of the dark?

Why doesn't this bastard like it?

"Because I have used this trick before." Zhou Jiuyu said calmly.

"Tsk..." Tanya Shen suddenly felt irritated.

How could this be? Isn't this bullying? This bastard looks very experienced and even says he has two wives... How can she, a novice in love, beat him?

But even if you are a scumbag, you should be a scumbag to me! Use your tricks to trick me! I will definitely fall for it!

But she didn't get hit by any trick!

The saddest thing in the world is not being cheated by a scumbag, but that even the scumbag is too lazy to cheat on you.

Damn bastard!

"Then tell me, what do you want in exchange for me to talk to you..." Shen Tanya was unhappy.

"Because you want to date me, not like me." Zhou Jiuyu said seriously.

"I, I like you...but I don't know you well enough, so I said I could give it a try..." Shen Tanya poked her finger.

"If you like me, you should just think about my happiness instead of just wanting to fall in love with me." Zhou Jiuyu's voice was serious.

"Then, what do you want to do to be happy?" Shen Tanya asked tentatively.

"When I see you getting so anxious that you're about to cry because you can't get me, I feel very happy." Zhou Jiuyu said seriously and solemnly.

"Go to hell, you stinky man. I'm not going to talk to you anymore. If I talk about dating you again, I'll be a fool!"

-

"Please! Date me! I'm an idiot!"

Shen Tanya's face was red, and the corners of her eyes were red too. She had never begged anyone like this before. She felt wronged and yet wanted something so badly that she was about to cry.

But Zhou Jiuyu seemed to have found some fun, and said calmly: "No, I don't want to date a fool."

“Please…” Tanya Shen’s figure was limp.

"But I already have two wives."

"It's okay, brother, I've thought it through. It's okay even if I become Xiao Si..."

Zhou Jiuyu: “6.”

"Well... well, after thinking about it, this is still a bit problematic. I don't want to be a mistress."

Tanya Shen pursed her lips and said:

"So divorce them and then talk to me."

Zhou Jiuyu: “666.”

"You stinky man, you just won't talk to me anyway, right?"

Tanya Shen was really about to lose her guard. She thought she was pretty and when she went out with her friends, the boys on the street always looked at her.

I looked at the photos of those slutty girls on the Internet again. Even those female Internet celebrities with heavy makeup are not as pretty as her.

So she felt that if she, Tanya Shen, fell in love, or took the initiative to pursue a man, it would be absolutely easy to catch him! It was easy to control!

But now...it seems like she is the one being controlled.

No, he is too lazy to control himself!

"Yes."

Hearing Zhou Jiuyu's silent answer, Shen Tanya became even more upset.

"you……"

She wanted to continue saying something.

But at this moment, the wooden box she was in moved, as if someone was moving it onto a truck.

She suddenly stopped talking and could only cross her arms across her chest angrily, squatting quietly in the corner of the box.

Waiting for the truck to drive out of the wilderness.

After a while, the truck drove out of Wutong City, and Xiao He's voice came over:

"Ms. Shen, we have left Wutong City. You can come out now."

-

Author's Note: 2/3

Go to the hospital for a physical examination

Come back and code

161 Why Do You Commit Adultery?

Hearing Xiao He's voice, Shen Tanya suddenly felt complicated again.

The scene she saw through the window of the guesthouse not long ago emerged in her mind.

The scene where Xiao He had an affair with his mother.

This is really hard to forget.

Disgusting, disgusting.

But she had to adjust her expression.

The crate was opened, and the wooden boards fell directly to the ground in the wilderness. The truck was still moving. Xiao He grabbed the edge of the crate and stretched out his hand to Shen Tanya with a smile. The dazzling sunlight on a sunny day reflected on his face, making him look like the dream lover of many girls.

At the best age of 18, there is a boy who takes you away from your oppressive family and runs away with you. It is very romantic and makes you feel that your life becomes special with him.

Zhou Jiuyu finally understood how he was regarded by others in the past...

Of course, he doesn't have Xiao He's face full of pockmarks and dark skin.

In short, he is not kind-hearted enough to be this kind of handsome, but most of the girls here like this style. After all, this is called an old city, but in fact it is just a remnant of a broken city, like a wilderness. In such an environment, only a strong man with a tough appearance can give girls enough sense of security.

However... Tanya Shen didn't appreciate this. When she saw Xiao He reaching out to her, she subconsciously stepped back.

She hesitated for a moment, then said politely:

"I can walk by myself."

"Ah good."

Xiao He seemed a little surprised, as if this was not according to the routine.

This is an escape! He is the handsome boy who escaped with Tanya Shen!

He stretched out his hand, shouldn't Tanya Shen grab it with a blushing heartbeat?

This trick clearly works every time on other girls.

"This is... the outside of Wutong City."

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