Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact Author: Yuedian℃

Summary:

I traveled through time, and it was the original god that I traveled through.

Great!

There is also a lottery system

Great!

And I got two golden skills in my first ten consecutive draws, one of which is the Sword Master.

Great, so I started my journey through Genshin Impact from being invincible?

But the second skill is 100% guaranteed to be caught with bare hands.

???

(Mainly plays various memes and funny skills. The character in the plot is not the official dumb character, but a scumbag character)

Current Skill: 100% chance of being attacked with bare hands. I can't do anything. I'll attack from the corners and hit Varudo. The four gods can't get a Mora together. I'll launch a powerful attack.

Protagonist panel (before 109)

Strength: 35→70

Speed: 30→60

Intelligence: 350→400

Stamina: 30→70

Special status: Core (wind, rock), Favor of the Imaginary Tree

Props: Royal Family Sword*1, Gaia Foundation, Skip Level

Special abilities: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands, cooking proficiency, cleaning skills, energy conversion, I can't do anything, speech: bewitching, speech: encouraging, God's Age Archery (for a while), smashing Waludo, the four gods can't get a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack

Protagonist panel (after Chapter 110)

Honkai Energy Strength: 2600HW (Official data: Herrscher Honkai Energy Strength is above 2000HW, and all have Herrscher Cores)

Honkai energy burst power: 1500HW (1000HW or more Herrscher appears)

Special status: Core (Wind, Rock), Herrscher Core (Herrscher of Death), Favor of the Imaginary Tree

Props: Royal Family Sword*1, Gaia Foundation, Skip Level

Special abilities: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands, cooking proficiency, cleaning skills, energy conversion, I can't do anything, speech: bewitching, speech: encouraging, God's Age Archery (for a while), smashing Waludo, the four gods can't get a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack

Item Skill Updates

Props: Gaia foundation, demon sword "Star Shatter", shopping phone, programmer's self-cultivation, wisdom wood carving of grass god, crown of thorns, key of god (devouring key)

Special abilities: 100% chance of being caught with bare hands, master of cooking, cleaning, energy conversion, I can't do anything, the magic of language, smashing Varudo, the four gods can't make a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack, soap full of "gay", super-level magic: sky falling

Chapter 1 I woke up and found myself in the pot of the hill people

When you wake up and feel yourself being enveloped in warm water, what do you think of?

Am I still dreaming, or am I remembering something embarrassing, or am I in some special environment?

But after opening my eyes, I found myself in a big pot, and there were side dishes. Normally, this is a story that only exists in dreams, but the current environment clearly told me that this is not ordinary. This seems to be Class 2? I felt pain, and the clothes were obviously not the clothes I wore before going to bed. In addition, the surrounding environment reminded me all the time that I had traveled through time.

When Arthur (not a character in the Fate series, but with the last name "Ya", see PS for details) woke up from the warm water and looked around, he found that the scene around him was comparable to that of a primitive tribe. He was sure that he had traveled through time.

“Mani mi mita movo lata!”

The voice of a roughly humanoid creature wearing a strange mask caught Arthur's attention.

When Arthur saw the talking creature, he immediately realized that he had traveled through time and space there.

That's right, he traveled to the Genshin Impact world, one of the worlds in the Mi Universe. The strange humanoid creature was the Hilichurl. Moreover, as a player of the server and a Genshin Impact expert, he understood the meaning of what the Hilichurl said.

"Give me the meat in the water." (Translation is based on the Hillcrest language.)

That's right, now Arthur completely understands the environment he is in now. First of all, if he has not traveled to the Mi Universe with a complex worldview, then the environment he is in now is the world of the original God. Just looking at the environment, it can be ruled out that it is not Inazuma and Sumeru, but it is not certain which country it is. Moreover, the place where he has been staying is in the pot of the Hillichul tribe, and now the Hillichul people treat him as food.

"Why is that? When other people travel through time, they either meet the protagonist or his wives at the beginning, but why do I start with the pot of the hill people? And where is my cheat code? Where is the system? I don't even need a system from a certain point or a certain Lu. A system from a certain cat will do."

"Ding, the host has been added to the system. The random lottery system is activated and has been bound to the host Arthur."

As Arthur complained, an artificial intelligence voice sounded in Arthur's mind.

"Ding, the host is using the random lottery system for the first time. Do you want to open the personal panel and system prompts?"

"Open, open, open. If you don't open it for a while, it will become food rations."

"Name: Arthur

Strength: 8 (normal adult male is 10)

Speed: 9 (normal adult male is 10)

Intelligence: 11 (normal adult male is 10)

Stamina: 6 (normal adult male is 10)

Props: none

Special Abilities: None

"Ding, congratulations to the host for confirming the world you are in, and you will be rewarded with 10 sources of entanglement. Congratulations to the host for discovering the system and successfully binding it, and you will be rewarded with 1 novice benefit."

Arthur felt that the panel was very reasonable. For a social animal who had graduated from college and received two years of training, it was acceptable for his strength and speed to be lower than that of a normal adult male. Working overtime every day would definitely make his physical fitness sub-healthy. His intelligence was 1 higher than that of an ordinary person, which was also within the normal range. Arthur felt that the panel was generally within his expectations, but he did not expect to find that the world he was in and the binding system had rewards, and they were also the source of entanglement. This time, it was really the Mi Universe.

"System, tell me what your role is and what the benefits for newbies are."

"Ding, as the name suggests, the main function of this system is to conduct lottery draws. The reward pool is completely random, and you may get various props. The probability of getting a five-star is 0.6%, and the probability of getting a four-star is 5.1%. There is a guaranteed minimum of 90 five-stars and 10 four-stars. The various rewards are only the rarity, not the actual strength."

"The benefit for new players is to open the limited card pool once, and a five-star reward will appear within ten draws. You can also choose a general direction, but the direction you choose cannot be too specific. For example, if you want offensive abilities, it is feasible, but if you want firearm-type attack abilities, it is not feasible."

Arthur understood everything after listening to the system. This was not a random lottery system at all, it was a completely pirated system. The probability was completely copied from the lottery probability and guaranteed mechanism of the original god's ch. The only difference was that the benefits for novices were targeted, and it was a blessing that ten consecutive draws were gold instead of purple. After all, Arthur had experienced the same thing as giving away 20 stones at the start of the server, and the result was a guaranteed Noel.

"Quick, draw the lottery, the limited card pool for newbie benefits, the ability to choose a direction that will allow me to escape the fate of becoming a meal on the plate."

Although he wanted to complain about the system, Arthur still chose to draw the lottery as soon as possible. After all, he had to rely on the system to become the meat in the mouth of the hillbillies.

"Ding, the lottery begins

Congratulations to the host for obtaining the item: Sunset Fruit (food, no other function)*3

Coke (same as above)*1

Gorgeous clothes (looks like noble clothes) *1

Original Stone (can be used to summon the enemy to help, or accumulate original stones to draw 160 once) * 10

Mora (currency in this world, seems to have some magical power) * 10000

Summon the exclamation mark of the big grudge (you can summon the golden grudge to help complete the task regardless of the environment, and the task reward is provided by the host) *1

HP recovery potion (small) *1

Gold coin (coin made of pure gold)*10"

As the draw began, Arthur watched the rewards work while moving on to the next draw, until the ninth draw, when a golden light finally appeared in the prize pool.

"I've withdrawn the money. I hope I can get a better ability."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill: Sword Master (Skill description: When holding a sword, the attack caused is doubled, and it also comes with the master-level swordsmanship ability and experience)"

"Fuck, I'm a sword master at the beginning. I'm invincible at the beginning. I still have one draw. Keep going. I can use any skill I want. I've made a lot of money with just this skill. It was my fault for complaining about the system. The system is super powerful."

But then came another golden light.

"Wuhu, take off."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the passive buff: 100% chance of being hit by a sword with bare hands (When using a sword weapon to attack, the enemy will 100% chance of being hit by a sword. This skill is a causal skill and is not affected by any external factors. It is a passive buff effect and cannot be canceled.)

This lottery is over. For subsequent draws, please accumulate original stones or obtain the source of entanglement to participate in the draw. The system may release tasks from time to time. "

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Countless question marks appeared in Arthur's little head. Do you think the final reward is strong? Arthur will definitely say it is good. After all, it is a causal skill. Think about a certain river god. As long as you play with it, you can completely beat all skills. But do you think it is useful? Arthur said that this skill is now completely a debuff, which offsets the effect of the previous skill. After all, doubling the sword attack is a hundred times, so what if you are caught with a sword with bare hands? After all, Arthur's skill combination is comparable to Li Jing's. He has superb swordsmanship skills, but it will be completely offset by 100% catching a sword with bare hands.

"Oh, start swinging."

Chapter 10: My turn, use original stones to summon the golden-haired fool

"Oh, not to mention that I don't have a sword, even if I had a sword now I can't kill him."

Arthur looked at his lottery draw and the environment he was in, and suddenly he didn't want to work hard anymore. He thought that this would be the end of his life. After calling the system many times but getting no response, Arthur had given up the idea of ​​relying on the system to change his current situation.

I looked at the results of my lottery. Apart from a sword master and a weapon that can be caught with bare hands, the rest are almost all kinds of daily necessities, Mora, gold coins and rough stones. If you are dealing with humans, you can trade them, but the Hilichurls will not use them. Even if they have them, they have to rob them.

Sunset fruits and cola can fill your stomach if you are in the wilderness survival stage, but what can you do with them now? Can you add some side dishes to yourself?

Recovery potions are typical healing consumables. I am not injured now, so at most I can take a sip to taste it. As for the gorgeous clothes, if I escape from danger, I can wear them and blend into the city.

"No, if the system is correct, the draw is based on the direction I provided, and it has a guaranteed minimum. However, it only said that there would be five-star rewards and self-directed rewards, but it didn't seem to say that the directed reward was five stars, nor did it say that there was only one,"

Arthur suddenly realized his own logical error. He had originally assumed that five stars were a targeted reward, but this was just a normal card-drawing mechanism of game manufacturers. However, the system had never said so. Arthur was completely bound by the thinking of Earth games.

Then I looked at the rewards again and noticed a reward full of complaints: an exclamation mark for summoning a big grudge.

Think back to the Genshin Impact quests, not to mention the world quests, how many daily and emergency quests require the protagonist to deal with NPCs surrounded by slimes or hillbillies.

Especially in Mond, after you deal with the Hilichurls, you still need to find hemp rope and cloth to help the NPC repair the slime balloon. After you collect the materials to repair the balloon, you will be rewarded with 10 ore and 2000 Mora. Isn't the environment you are in now the same as the NPC in the game, but the NPC is basically surrounded and crouching to defend, while you are in the pot.

As he said, Arthur immediately extracted the exclamation point that summoned the Great Resentment and the drawn rough stone Mora.

The moment the prop was taken out, Arthur understood how to use it. He only needed to provide a reward and then raise the exclamation mark above his head to use it.

Now that he can use it and he will be out of trouble soon, Arthur is no longer sleepy and immediately assumes the Yu-Gi-Oh card drawing posture.

"It's my turn next. Draw a card and use 10 original stones to activate the magic card: Summon the exclamation mark of the great resentment, summon the golden-haired fool, come out, it's decided that it's you."

Someone in Teyvat said: When a person's desire is strong enough, he can have the Eye of God. If not, an exclamation mark will appear above his head, and a golden-haired fool will appear to help you complete the task. No matter how difficult the task is, the golden-haired fool will do his best to help you complete it, and you only need to pay some stones that are useless except for collecting (the original stone is set to be a kind of stone that has existed since ancient times, has no trading value, and is only used for collection) and Mora that is only enough for one meal.

"Let it go with the wind."

A pleasant sound was heard from nearby, and along with it a nearly colorless tornado appeared. When the tornado touched the Hilichurls, due to the influence of the torches in the Hilichurls' hands, the wind tornado was stained with fire elements and spread into a fire tornado, doubling its power. At the same time, a heat wave also came in their faces.

The Hillilks on the path were blown up by the dyed fire tornado, then gathered and crushed. As the tornado finally lost its power and dissipated, only a pile of masks and some Moras fell to the ground.

Arthur just felt that the game was not deceiving him. After the Hilichurls were defeated, only materials and Mora were left, just like in the game. At the same time, the Hilichurls' bodies dissipated like game data, and only some black air remained, which then slowly faded until it disappeared.

"Ying, look, someone is bathing in the Qiuqiu people's pot."

Following the sound of the white flying object, Ying, who had completed the battle and was collecting supplies, shifted her attention to Arthur.

Noticing the gazes of Ying and Paimon, Arthur immediately responded.

"I am a traveler, you can call me Arthur. Thank you for your help. Can you fish me out of the pot? In order to repay your kindness, I will definitely reward you."

When Arthur mentioned the reward, Ying jumped up and fished Arthur out of the hillbilly's pot.

After coming out, Arthur looked back at the environment he had just been in. He didn't feel how big the Hilichurl camp was in the game. The biggest pot seemed to be the one used to verify the quality of the Night Stone when he was doing the Liyue mission. It seemed that there were no big pots in other camps, only small pots the size of slimes.

But the pot in front of him was as tall as three people. That was only with Ying's help. Otherwise, with normal physical fitness, if he jumped down from a position comparable to the roof of the second floor, anyone who was not blind or deaf would notice it immediately. Moreover, because the diameter of the pot was also very large and the edge was curved, he would be injured due to the unstable jump. If he was unlucky, it would be considered as the rhythm of restarting.

"Thank you for your help. Here are 10 original stones and 2000 Mora as my reward. What are your names?"

Although it was actually only Ying who helped him, if he didn't know the plot he would definitely not pay attention to Paimon, but as the game had been with him for more than two years, Arthur also knew that Paimon was Ying's guide and the trigger condition for the plot in the game, and various Mimologists also speculated that Paimon was Tenri's alias or the Demon of Time, so there was no need for him to deliberately ignore Paimon even though he knew her.

Of course, it’s definitely not because I don’t want Paimon to give me an ugly nickname, definitely not.

"I'm Ying, and also a traveler, blah blah..." Ying introduced herself and explained her identity.

Arthur also realized that he had met Ying, who had just arrived in Teyvat and had just come into contact with the Seven Days Statue to obtain the power of the wind element, but had not yet met Amber.