Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Even if the Wind God himself descends, he will not easily forgive the foolish beast that betrays the North Wind."

No, I will forgive you, and I am right in front of you. Of course, Arthur could only think about this in his heart. Seeing this, he and Ying hid aside and watched the show.

It’s a pity that there are no watermelons and melon seeds, otherwise I could have eaten the watermelon while watching Wendy’s embarrassment.

"Well..."

Wendy, on the other hand, was a little embarrassed when she heard what the nun said, but for Tevarin's sake, she had to continue.

"Uh... that, big sister~~"

"No means no, little poet."

Even in the face of Wendy's coquettishness, the nun had no intention of agreeing with his opinion.

However, when she heard Wendy calling her "big sister", she felt incredibly happy, but she thought it was too ridiculous, so she suppressed the thought.

Seeing that she still couldn't borrow a piano, Wendy could only sigh and decide to have a showdown.

"Alas, there is really no way. I can no longer hide it. My devout believer, rejoice! The one in front of you is none other than Barbatos, the god of wind!"

Seeing the nun in front of her speechless for a moment, Wendy thought that the nun was frightened by her true identity, and then continued speaking.

"Are you shocked? Are you so shocked that you want to cry? You finally met the god you serve. How is it? Are you moved?"

The nun did not look moved at all. She was shocked by Wendy's words just now, but she could not associate the person in front of her with the God of Wind no matter how hard she tried. She could only think it was a child's joke.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go back to work on the church's paperwork."

"ah..."

After saying that, the nun left, leaving Wendy standing there with a look of disbelief on her face.

In other words, the system is not a system that collects famous scenes, otherwise it would take a screenshot and save it, and then name it "The Shameful Wind God" under the picture.

Chapter 20 Borrowing a Piano

"Hey, the nun left without even looking back."

When the nun left, Arthur and Ying also came to Wendy.

"But, in fact, I have achieved my intended goal. At least she did not deny that the Sky Harp is kept in the cathedral."

"Well, you two are the new and popular members of the Knights, how about you try it too?"

"So, do you want to try it?"

Arthur glanced at Ying. To be honest, the probability of borrowing the Sky Harp was almost zero. But for some reason, even though he knew it was impossible to borrow the harp, when Wendy asked them to try, he thought to himself, don't try, it's a waste of time. But he didn't actually say anything and left the choice to Ying.

Don’t underestimate the determination of those who want to have fun and watch the fun!

"Okay, I'll give it a try then."

Ying didn't think of taking Arthur with her. Looking at Arthur who was full of interest, she didn't know why, but felt that she would lose something if they went together. So Ying walked to the nun alone.

This time it was Arthur and Wendy's turn to watch the show. Although Arthur knew that the ending would be failure, he watched Ying approaching the nun with even greater interest.

But there is no justice in the world and no one can escape it. One day, even those who make fun of others will become fun themselves.

But at this time, Arthur and Wendy were hiding aside and watching with great interest.

"The wind god blesses you."

Gottlinde, the nun just now, had just found an excuse to leave Wendy when she was found by Ying again. When she saw that the person in front of her was an honorary knight who was very popular in the Knights Templar, she was not as calm as when she first met Wendy.

"Hello."

"Ah... You are the new member of the Knights of Favonius. Why are you here? Is it an official business assigned by the acting leader?"

In response to Gottlind's questioning, Ying told the lie she had just made up on the way.

"Well, the Knights want to borrow the Skyharp."

"Really? Not that I doubt you, but there was a suspicious poet who came to borrow his violin earlier. He was full of nonsense, and he had the audacity to call himself Barbatos. He must have had some bad intentions."

Gottlinde did not directly doubt that Ying's claim about borrowing the piano was fake. Instead, she complained about Wendy's previous borrowing of the piano. As a devout believer, she did not criticize the person who pretended to be the god of her faith in person or directly ask the Knights of Favonius to capture Wendy. This all showed that Gottlinde was a very kind nun.

Wendy, who was hiding aside, felt a little embarrassed when she heard what the nun said. Arthur looked at Wendy beside him with a suppressed smile, worthy of being the representative of shame.

Then the nun complained a bit, and continued to introduce the loan procedure of the Sky Harp to Ying.

"There are regulations for the use of the Sky Harp. Currently, it can only be used during the Badminton Festival. When it is loaned out, it requires the agreement of the group leader, the bishop, and the people's representatives, and the signing of documents."

"So, where are the Knights' documents?"

"Paimon ate it."

"Anyway, the documents are necessary. If there's nothing else, I'll excuse you. Ha, I've been really busy lately."

The nun didn't suspect that Ying, the famous person, was here to cheat Qin, but this was not part of her job, so after explaining the process, she planned to do her job.

This time Gottlinde did not just treat Ying perfunctorily like she did to Wendy, but really left to complete her work.

Seeing that the nun had left her sight, Ying returned to Arthur and Wendy, intending to continue discussing the next plan.

Arthur and Wendy, who were standing nearby, heard it clearly. As Mondstadt's most precious treasure, the Skyharp needed documents from three parties if it wanted to be loaned out. Not to mention who the people's representative was, even the bishop's documents could not be obtained. Even if it was Captain Jean's documents, as the acting captain of the Knights of Favonius, it was impossible for him to agree to it just because of Wendy's remarks.

In the end, they still reached a dead end. Wendy originally thought that even if Ying couldn't be obtained, there was still hope with Arthur's lobbying. However, since the process required three-party documents, the formal channel was blocked.

"It seems that borrowing openly won't work, so I can only take it by trickery."

"Today we fully respect free will. Tell me, how do you like to take advantage of others?"

Ying felt a little regretful now. Why did she believe this guy in the first place? Now she had an urge to punch him. What kind of trickery? Why not just say stealing? And what about free will? Isn't it just that she has no choice but to give up?

"Forget it, I'll just go."

At this point, what else can Ying say? The only clue can't end here. Since it has come to this, she has no choice but to go all the way.

Wendy was about to talk about her plans when she was interrupted by Arthur.

"There's no need to steal, let's go back to the tavern and discuss it first. There are too many people outside, so it's not appropriate to talk about it outside."

Then he took Ying and Wendy back to the hotel, to Arthur's room.

When the few people heard Arthur say that there were too many people around and there were too many eyes, they didn't say anything else. After all, what they did was not in compliance with the law. If they were reported, all their efforts would be wasted.

Returning to the room, Arthur locked the door before continuing his conversation.

"Speaking of which, the Sky Harp originally belonged to the Wind God. If the Wind God himself came, even if he didn't follow the rules, the church wouldn't stop him."

"That's what I said, but didn't I admit at the beginning that I was the God of Wind? But the nun didn't believe me."

Wendy knew that what Arthur said was indeed correct, but the problem was that she was the God of Wind, and she had revealed her identity herself, but no one believed her, and instead she was treated as a liar.

"Yes, yes. Come to think of it, Wendy once said that she was Barbatos."

"Yes, I did."

Wendy was stunned when he heard Ying talking about his identity again. He really didn't plan to hide it anymore. After all, his true identity was about to be exposed. Besides, he had no intention of hiding it anyway. After all, he would have to reveal his identity sooner or later. Otherwise, how could a bard know the Wind Dragon and even awaken it?

"Hmph, useless guy."

Hearing that Wendy had admitted his identity, Ying just looked down on him and didn't say anything else. Instead, he started thinking about how to steal the piano. After all, the Wind God himself was too unreliable.

Arthur didn't expect Ying to say such words. It was a little different from the character of Ying he knew. How to put it, if at the beginning he felt that Ying was just a simple mute, then later he found that Ying was becoming more and more despicable, but there didn't seem to be any sense of incongruity.

"So, all we have to do is make them believe it."

"Eh? Didn't I reveal my identity? How can I make them believe it now that it has come to this?"

Wendy was curious about what Arthur meant.

But Ying on the side seemed to understand something. Paimon and Wendy on the side were also curious about what Arthur was saying.

"Don't worry. If I explain it slowly, it might be hard to understand. Let's find a place where there are few people. You will understand after a while."

Chapter 21: Wind God? Wind Law? Wendy? Wendy?

So as soon as a few people entered the house and before they could even sit down, they walked out of the hotel and returned to the place where the wind rose.

"Come to think of it, how come we've walked all the way here, from the hotel to the square in front of the church to Fengqidi, then to the church and back to the hotel, then to Fengqidi again, and then we have to go get the piano and go back to the church. Why didn't we discuss it here from the beginning?"

"Hey." This is the God of Wind who is playing dumb.

"Hey." This was Arthur who just remembered because he was busy watching the fun.

"Hey." This is Ying who is repeating along even though she doesn't know why.

"Hey, what the hell is this!"

As we all know, the repeat virus is contagious. Everyone is a repeater, just like everyone is a pigeon. No one can control themselves from clicking the +1.

"Ahem, stop it. So, Arthur, what exactly do you want to do? I can't prove my identity. After all, my management method for Mond has always been to let him go and give him freedom. Now my power is limited to just blowing the wind. I can't call the other four guardians of the wind."

Wendy wanted to know what Arthur was thinking. After all, after becoming the God of Wind, he had hardly ever shown up. He was either sleeping or wandering around as a bard in the form of Wendy. He had not left any way for the church to prove himself.

The only records left may be the Seven Days Statue and the church's records about their own divine armor and weapons.

Arthur didn't keep the secret any longer. When he arrived at the place where the wind was rising and saw that there was no one around, he directly converted part of the divine power in his body into Honkai energy. Then the color of the wings and pupils behind him gradually changed. When the conversion was about halfway through, he stopped, then opened the system and found the item he had won in the last lottery.

Gaia foundation.

Although I haven't used this item since I drew it last time, as a prop that appears in the later stage of Zhan Mei, its ability is also simple and easy to understand.

When holding it, you can freely change your appearance, including but not limited to clothes, and can completely copy 100% of the appearance data. Except that it will become ineffective when separated from the props, it can be called a god prop in the world of cross-dressing.

Why take out this prop?

As we all know, the world of Honkai and Teyvat are closely related, and the painter and designer are originally the same group of people. As the first god of the Seven Gods to appear, Genshin Impact's Wendy and Honkai Impact's Wendy can be completely regarded as the same existence. If there is nothing special about Wendy in Honkai Impact 3, then the outfit worn by Wendy in Honkai Impact 2 and the divine outfit of Wendy in Genshin Impact have almost no sense of incongruity.

In addition, although the God of Wind has not appeared for a long time, there are records of him in ancient books. At least there are records of Wendy's divine costume in the war 500 years ago. In addition, the statue of the God of Wind in the Seven Days God is made with the appearance of a female, so there is nothing wrong with Wendy playing the role of the God of Wind.

So relying on the effect of Gaia foundation, the appearance was constructed based on Wendy from Honkai Impact 2, and the characteristics left by Honkai happened to be very similar to those of the God of Wind, making for a perfect cosplay.

Then Arthur discovered that the impact of using the Wind Law was more than just wings and eyes. Because he chose to copy Wendy's skin, the tight clothes he had worn before also disappeared. As his skin was exposed, he found that he had marks on his body similar to those caused by the erosion of Honkai energy. The blue marks did not look evil like those of the dead soldiers, but instead seemed like the power of gods, which made people sink.

Come to think of it, the Herrscher of the Honkai world originally had the idea that it existed to purify the world, but it was only later that it was gradually recognized as a mechanism for screening the world.

After the transformation is completed, Gaia's foundation is mimicked into a light blue harp and held in the hand. This way it does not appear out of place and can also prevent the Gaia foundation from falling off and ending the transformation.

"Wow, so, Arthur you really are not the god of wind himself?"

Paimon looked at Arthur. Although his experience of knowing each other told him that the person in front of him was the one who was almost cooked in the Hillichell tribe, his current appearance made him look more like the God of Wind than Wendy next to him who could only make "ehhhh".

Ying looked at Arthur, who was dressed as a wind god, and then at Wendy, who was dressed as a green bard. "As expected, Arthur, you are the wind god, right? Is this Wendy actually your follower? Is she one of the other three guardians of the four winds?"

Wendy: "???"

To be honest, if Wendy hadn't been able to use her thousands of years of memory to tell herself that she was indeed the God of Wind himself, she would have doubted whether Arthur was the God of Wind and she was the imposter.

"Eh, hey, hey? What's going on? Why do you look more like the God of Wind than me?"

Arthur ignored Wendy's complaints, floated in the air with the help of Honkai energy, and then slowly activated the remaining half of the divine power in his body.

A faint light slowly bloomed in Arthur's body, and then some light spots and breezes caused by energy leakage due to the difference in the power system of divine power and Honkai energy also slowly burst out.

Paimon and Ying believed that Arthur was actually the God of Wind who was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, and then experiencing the people's feelings. But Venti was completely dumbfounded this time. Who is the God of Wind? If he was just similar in appearance just now, then now, this majestic and kind aura (divine power buff), this breeze floating in the body (the influence of wind law collapse energy), and this faint golden light (divine power leakage, a must for pretending to be a charlatan).

Wendy suddenly felt that maybe he had been too lazy and caused the Wind God to change, but he didn't know it. However, the God's Heart in his body proved that the Wind God had not changed, and he was still the Wind God.

"Well, that's probably it. If we go to get the piano this way, the church will definitely believe it."

Arthur made all the preparations he could think of, but seeing the strange looks from the three people in front of him, and the fact that they didn't say a word for a long time, the situation became a little awkward.

It was the battle-hardened Ying who recovered immediately. Looking at the 'God of Wind' in front of him, he slowly said, "So Arthur, you are Barbatos. If that's the case, why don't you make your identity clear in the church? Why waste time letting this street singer pretend to be the God of Wind?"

"Pfft, fake Wind God, singing for money, wasting time." Wendy felt like a sharp thorn had pierced her heart. Suddenly, her eyes went dark, as if there was nothing in the world worth clinging to.

"That's right. I didn't expect the Wind God to be right beside me. If I had known this earlier, why would I have gone to the three ruins and looked for the 'Hey Monster'? I could have just dealt with the mastermind behind the scenes and awakened the Wind Dragon."

"Pfft, hey, weird."

The Wendy suffered critical damage and was silenced.

Arthur didn't expect that his series of actions would make Ying and Paimon think that he was the real God of Wind. But the real God next to him had an expression that didn't care about anything. If it were an anime, he would have been petrified by now and then turned into ashes and blown away.

Arthur explained to several people that this was just the effect brought about by a disguise prop. As for the special effects, they were just the product of the release of energy. After explaining for a long time, Ying and Paimon were still skeptical, but after seeing Arthur's explanation, they did not insist anymore. After all, it didn't matter who was real, Arthur or Wendy. The church believed it anyway, so all they had to do was take out the Harp of the Sky.