Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

In order to increase the power of the skill, he put on a shy look, with a sweet face and spoke to the Water Abyss Mage with affection.

"Xiao Shui, for the sake of the abyss, you must work hard!"

When the Water Abyss Mage saw this scene, the tense string of the battle was broken. A scene appeared in front of him. He was married to the Abyss Apostle who was wearing a muscular black silk maid outfit, and then gave birth to a child. The child's face was full of flesh when he was born, and the Abyss Apostle next to him also dressed the child in a baby version of a black silk maid outfit.

Then the Apostle of the Abyss whispered in her ear in a rough voice: "Xiao Shui, this is our daughter."

The child in his arms, with a face full of flesh, said in a voice that seemed comparable to Zhang Fei: "Are you my father?"

"Fuck, I quit, die with me!"

After saying this, the Water Abyss Mage, who was slowly creating bubbles to surround Arthur, directly cancelled the bubbles around Arthur and rushed directly towards the Fire Abyss Mage who was still attacking, while continuously releasing water-attribute attacks with his staff to hit his shield.

"Are you crazy? What are you doing?!"

Seeing the Water Abyss Mage who was like a madman, the other two Abyss Mages immediately yelled at him, especially the Fire Abyss Mage, who saw him coming and quickly retreated to avoid his attack.

"Churchill, have you forgotten His Highness's order?"

"Die, die, all of you, go to hell, abyss!"

Facing the questioning of the Fire Abyss Mage, the Water Abyss Mage, or should it be called Churchill, seemed to be deaf to it and continued to attack frantically like a madman.

Seeing this, the Ice Abyss Mage at the side also planned to go and check on Churchill's condition first, otherwise the two of them would be held back by each other and he would be the only one left.

But how could Arthur let him leave like this? Since no one was interfering, he could easily release his skills. He slashed at the Ice Abyss Mage who was about to help, to stop him from going to help.

But unexpectedly, the upgraded skill effect was triggered.

The Abyss Mage can use both hands to receive the blade, but because of the shield, the sword cannot penetrate the shield. The resulting situation is that the Abyss Mage wants to reach out his hand, but cannot, and Arthur wants to chop, but the weapon is not strong enough and cannot cut through.

The Ice Abyss Mage smiled, thinking he had discovered Arthur's weakness.

Arthur also smiled, and his new entry was triggered.

Seeing Arthur's smile, I felt a chill run down my spine.

Then he felt a warm current slowly flowing out of his body. He looked down and found that it was Arthur's sword that pierced his body.

"Why!"

The Ice Abyss Mage never thought until his death why he was stabbed by the sword even though his shield was not broken.

I felt the feeling of using the sword to attack directly, and the word "awesome" can be described in one word. This sword seems to be able to cut through everything, and it feels so great. No wonder so many people are addicted to cold weapons and swords.

But just as he was about to draw out the sword and continue, he found that the sword in his hand had broken. It seemed that the Edgeless Sword, his first weapon, had also reached the end of its usefulness today.

I originally wanted to kill the remaining two Abyss Mages like this, but it seems that this won’t work.

He threw away the broken blade in his hand and looked at the imaginary vanguard who had turned into an imaginary core and was quietly recovering in the distance. It seemed that he had almost recovered.

He let it stand up again and asked the imaginary vanguards to deal with the two abyss mages.

Chapter 38: Finale of the Abyss and Gossip

The imaginary vanguard that was ignored by the army of hillbillies suddenly reappeared on the battlefield. No one could have imagined that it, which had been shattered, did not come to an end, but quietly hid itself and recovered.

The imaginary vanguards who reappeared on the battlefield turned into battlefield mowing machines again. Following Arthur's orders, as they rushed towards Arthur, all the hillbillies passing by were killed along the way, until they reached the vacuum zone with Arthur as the center and stopped.

At this time, the only two remaining Abyss Mages were still fighting fiercely. He chased and he fled, and he could not escape even if he had wings. With the suicidal attack of the Water Abyss Mage, the Fire Abyss Mage finally lost the protection of his shield and collapsed to the ground.

At this time, seeing the remains of his colleagues, the mad Water Abyss Mage in front of him, and the imaginary scouts who reappeared on the battlefield, he had given up struggling.

"My life is over."

Finally, the imaginary scouts arrived in front of him and killed him with one blow, leaving only a water abyss mage who was affected by the bewitching.

Seeing that the other two former colleagues were dead, the last Water Abyss Mage lost the motivation to continue. He directly removed his shield and crashed into the greatsword in the hands of the Virtual Soldier, ending his own life.

Because of the influence of bewitchment, the situation on the battlefield changed dramatically, but in the end Arthur was the winner, and that was enough. Now I can only sigh that the traitor must die, he is really a cancer to the team.

What, the other side? That's all right, good comrades, we will remember you.

Because he had lost his only weapon, the Edgeless Sword, he could no longer carry out high-intensity harvesting. As for going back to borrow or take the sword, there was no need for that. After all, the Hilichurls' army had joined forces to attack Mondstadt because of the influence of the Abyss Mage. Perhaps after the death of the Abyss Mage, the Hilichurls would continue to fight after seeing so many humans. However, after the Hilichurls continued to lose a certain number of people, they would come to their senses, retreat to their original tribe, and return to their original life.

But how can things ever go as we wish?

After letting the imaginary scouts stay where they were and deal with the surrounding Hilichurls, Arthur flew back to Mond and came to Ying and Qin who were on the front line of the battle.

"Arthur, you're back!"

Paimon appeared out of nowhere, saw Arthur coming, and immediately greeted him.

After dealing with the enemies in front of them, Ying and Qin took two steps back, then looked at Arthur who had returned, and greeted him.

"Qin, it seems that the Abyss is behind this incident."

Arthur told the two of them about his experiences one by one. Of course, the part about bewitching people in the middle was just glossed over.

"It turns out that the mastermind behind this is the Abyss. He previously controlled the Wind Dragon, and now he wants to control the Hillilchurls to attack the city. What exactly does the Abyss want to do? But it seems that things are about to come to an end."

After the Imaginary Vanguard started mowing the ground on the other side of the bridge, the ordinary Hillilians were no match for them and all fell under the giant blade of the Imaginary Vanguard. The pressure on Mondstadt was relieved again. In addition, the citizens of Mondstadt behind saw the return of the 'Wind God' and their pressure was relieved. They thought that their own 'Wind God' must have dealt with the mastermind behind the scenes.

Everyone's excitement was getting higher and higher, but because the pressure was reduced, they started gossiping while fighting. Some said that the mastermind was the Fatui, and that the 'Wind God' had just gone to deal with the Fatui. Others said that the mastermind was the Abyss, and that he had just gone to deal with the Abyss Mage.

Although the latter guessed correctly, everyone felt that it was just that the Abyss Mage was too unreliable, so they started to suspect each other. Then, as the gossip spread, the content became more and more outrageous. In the end, no one knew who polished it, and when the final version was passed to the front, it became a plot comparable to a bloody copy.

It is said that the Ice God fell in love with Mondstadt's Lord Wind God, but after being rejected, he turned love into hate and wanted to destroy Mondstadt, which was under the Wind God's command. Then the Abyss happened to intervene, and that's why the Wind God appeared on the battlefield. He just went to deal with the Ice God and the Abyss. He came back now because the Abyss had been defeated and reconciled with the Ice God.

I didn’t even know that the guy from the Shock Department had also traveled through time and gave this plot a title.

It's called: Shocking, the story that the God of Wind and the God of Ice have to tell.

When this gossip reached the front line, Qin and Ying were almost so shocked by the gossip that they let go of their swords. Arthur was the protagonist of the story, and everyone called him the 'God of Wind'. All the words finally came together into one word.

"Fuck."

Isn't Mond's freedom a bit weird? The speed at which gossip and hearsay spreads is even faster than the modern Internet. It has only been a short time, but it has become so outrageous. I'm afraid that in a few days, the news will become that the six countries have jointly invaded the city, and the "Wind God" single-handedly repelled the army.

As for Ying and Paimon, who had reacted and knew the truth of what had happened and Arthur's true identity, they laughed out loud without caring about the occasion. Ying still restrained herself a little, trying not to laugh out loud, but Paimon didn't care about that and flew directly to Ying's side, holding his belly and laughing.

Even Qin, who was always serious, blushed and forced herself not to laugh.

As for the Wind God himself, he also heard about the story that had been spread far and wide. As the initiator of the gossip, he revealed that the mastermind behind the scenes was Wendy of the Abyss.

Seeing this plot that has been changed to the extreme, I always feel a chill in my back. After all, Arthur may be the "God of Wind" in Mondstadt, but if this news reaches the ears of the other seven gods, they will definitely be held accountable in the end, especially the protagonist of the story, the God of Ice. Although the character of the God of Ice has become very cold after that incident, no one wants to become the heroine of a gossip article, or a loser character.

Wendy has already figured out how to use his identity as a bard to compose music after the war to make this gossip disappear.

Ice God: Your death star is shining in the sky!

While everyone was still processing the gossip.

I saw a huge shadow coming from afar, and with it the weather changed. The sun that was originally shining in the clear sky was blocked by dark clouds, accompanied by unbearable strong winds.

The fierce battle on the bridge was blown away by the strong wind, causing people on both sides to stagger and some people to fall to the ground.

As this figure appeared in front of everyone, the spirits of the group, which had been high, suddenly wilted.

Because this figure was none other than the Wind Dragon that had not been seen for several days, but fortunately, the Wind Dragon did not land directly on the Mondstadt side, but on the other side of the bridge.

"Barbatos!"

Chapter 39: The Wind Dragon Attacks Again

The battle that was about to end turned into a doubtful war again because of the appearance of the Wind Dragon.

"Arthur, fly quickly and attract the Wind Dragon's attention. I will try to lure the Wind Dragon to another battlefield."

Wendy's voice was carried into Arthur's ears by the wind, and it seemed that Ying and Qin also heard Wendy's voice.

Although he couldn't guess what Wendy wanted to do, fighting in this situation would be a devastating blow to Mond, and now he had no choice but to listen to Wendy's advice.

Arthur slowly flew up, and the Wind Dragon's attention was successfully attracted.

After looking into the eyes of the Wind Demon Dragon in front of him, he could see from the hatred in the Wind Demon Dragon's eyes that the Wind Demon Dragon had been severely corroded and now he couldn't even distinguish the person in front of him.

With a roar from the Wind Dragon, it stood up and was about to fly towards Arthur. The people behind were so frightened by the scene that they lost their composure. For the Wind Dragon, it was not like the Hillichells who could rely solely on unity. In the face of absolute combat power, any number of people would only result in additional sacrifices.

What's more, the Wind Dragon can fly, and even the saying that ants can kill an elephant cannot happen to the Wind Dragon.

With the appearance of a gust of wind, Wendy took action. Arthur felt his body suddenly become much lighter, and then Wendy's voice came from his ears again.

"First lead the Wind Demon Dragon somewhere else. I will use the wind to help you. Don't worry."

Hearing Wendy's words, Arthur flew towards the Wind Dragon suddenly, and when he was about to get close to it, he turned his body sideways, flew past the Wind Dragon, and flew towards the back of the Wind Dragon.

When the Wind Dragon saw Arthur leaving, it followed him.

The Wind Dragon left, and because of the aftermath of its appearance, the number of Hillilians was greatly reduced. Coupled with the imaginary scouts who were still harvesting on the side, finally, the Hillilians could not hold on any longer. As a figure escaped, countless Hillilians followed in its footsteps, gave up the attack, and ran towards their original tribes.

"Oh!"

As the Wind Dragon and the Hilichurls evacuated, the citizens of Mondstadt shouted loudly enough to resound through the sky. The Hilichurls heard the deafening sound and even quickened their pace to leave.

In the end, apart from the mess at the scene, proving that a great war had taken place here, all signs related to the war disappeared.

Until the Hilichurls completely disappeared from Mond's sight, the imaginary scouts who had completed their mission returned to their original homes. The Mond side, which had won a great victory, let go of all restraints and sang loudly regardless of status. Everyone smiled, gathered together and cheered for the victory.

Even though Eula from the Lawrence family was not liked by Mond, she was finally accepted by everyone in Mond because she had always been on the front line of the war. Even the knights and adventurers on the front line lifted Eula and Amber up and threw them into the air to express their joy.

Many members at the back looked at the scene here and also kept their eyes on the main combat forces around them.

"Gentlemen, this battle is Mondstadt's victory. It is the fruit of freedom that we have won with our own hands. Cheer, rejoice, and celebrate for the victorious heroes and for yourself as a participant in this heroic epic."

With the sound of the piano, Mond became more lively, and someone even suggested holding a city-wide celebration.

"Qin, the Wind Dragon will leave soon. After the battle is over, we will immediately ignite the joyful atmosphere of the citizens of Mondstadt. Then, after everything is settled, we can solve the problem of the Wind Dragon together."

When the wind dragon came, Wendy also used the wind to convey the words to Qin's ears.

That's why Qin chose to let everyone celebrate when the Wind Dragon had not been dealt with yet. When the atmosphere became lively enough, Wendy and Lisa walked towards Qin.

Diluk also joined the team here.

"Lisa, from now on, Mond will be handed over to you, and we will deal with the Wind Dragon."

As Jean's best friend, Lisa of course knew what had happened. After nodding in agreement with Jean's decision, she left the crowd and came to the citizens of Mondstadt to liven up the atmosphere on Jean's behalf.

Of course, some people are worried that if the 'God of Wind' lures away the Wind Dragon, there might be no way to solve the problem.

But most people thought that it was just a wind dragon, and since the 'Wind God' had taken action, it could be easily solved.

As everyone slowly returned to Mondstadt and prepared to celebrate the end of the war, Jean was also ready to support Arthur who had held back the Wind Dragon.

Wendy finally did something serious. She put a layer of wind protection on a few people, then sensed the position of Arthur and the Wind Dragon from the wind, and led everyone to follow them.

On Arthur's side, with the support of Wendy, he easily prevented the Wind Dragon from catching up with him. From the perspective of the protagonist who was chasing the Wind Dragon and breaking the Wind Dragon's poisonous blood from behind, on his side, it became the Wind Dragon that fired wind bombs from behind and chased him.

The mood is indeed somewhat complicated.

Fortunately, because I was pulling in the front, I had control of the route. I went around and around to Dadaupa Valley. Affected by the terrain here, the frequency of the Wind Dragon's attacks and the speed of its pursuit were greatly reduced. I relied on my body to shuttle back and forth among the three tribes, and the Wind Dragon, which had been escaping all the time, was so angry that it destroyed the surroundings recklessly.

Anyway, it's not a human gathering place, so Arthur doesn't need to care about it. Instead, the Wind Dragon destroying the surroundings makes him feel more relaxed.

Hillman: Listen to me, thank you...

Because Arthur had been leading the Wind Dragon to circle here, Wendy quickly led everyone to follow. However, when the Wind Dragon saw Arthur easily moving through various woods or hill people's buildings with his body shape, he became furious but could do nothing about Arthur.

For a moment, everyone even suspected that even if they did not come to support, Arthur would give up chasing the Wind Dragon out of disgust. But now, the Wind Dragon seemed to be chasing too anxiously, and even because of anger, his sanity that was eroded by the abyss has recovered a little. He can recognize that the person in front of him is not Barbatos, but because of anger and his own dignity, he did not give up chasing Arthur, but put Barbatos aside.

Seeing Arthur walking the Wind Dragon like he was walking a dog, the corners of their mouths twitched.

"By the way, do we need any support? He seems to be having a lot of fun."

I don't know why, but I suddenly didn't feel like helping anymore. I even felt a little sorry for the Wind Dragon that was being beaten around in circles.

Even Venti wanted to cancel his own assistance and let the Wind Dragon vent his anger.

But it's not to the point of being weird in big ways.

"Now is the perfect time. Seeing the poisonous blood behind the Wind Demon Dragon...?"

Wendy was just about to say that the poisonous blood on the Wind Dragon's back could be removed and then purified by Fluorine to restore the Wind Dragon's sanity, but at some point, the poisonous blood on the Wind Dragon's back had disappeared.

"?"

Chapter 40: The Dragon Disaster Ends Unexpectedly

The poisonous blood that was supposed to be corroding the Wind Demon behind the Dragon, when Arthur looked again, he found that the original position of the poisonous blood had returned to normal and there was nothing there.

"Why did the poisonous blood disappear?"