Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Looking at Keqing's worried expression, Arthur was speechless for a moment. Why was he coughing? Wasn't it because of you?

"It's nothing, it's nothing. I was just frightened by what you said. By the way, this 'coconut sheep'? Where did you hear about it?"

"Oh, Arthur, have you heard about it too? It seems that this rumor is true. I don't know where it came from, but I know that I heard this news from other colleagues."

"Did your colleagues go to Bubulu to buy medicine some time ago?"

"Yes, what's the matter? Do you know the source of the news?"

Keqing didn't expect that Arthur knew more details about the news she had just learned than she did.

Arthur didn't expect that the great Keqing would take such news seriously.

"Actually, the coconut sheep doesn't exist. You should know Qiqi from Bubulu, right?"

"I know, what's the relationship between Coconut Sheep and Qiqi?"

"In fact, the so-called coconut sheep is just Qiqi mistaking coconut milk for coconut sheep milk. In other words, the rumor about coconut sheep is Qiqi's imagination. There is no coconut sheep."

Hearing this, Keqing blushed. She didn't expect that she actually took such a thing seriously.

But Keqing thought, it was a good thing that she hadn't set out yet, otherwise if she had searched for the coconut sheep for a long time, and then heard from other people that the so-called coconut sheep was Qiqi's fantasy, she would have to dig out a three-bedroom, one-living-room house with her feet. If Ningguang knew about it, she would probably laugh at herself for the rest of her life.

Fortunately, this was just a spur-of-the-moment idea and I didn't write anything down. Otherwise, I wouldn't have time to eat now and would have gone back to destroy the evidence.

"Although the coconut sheep does not exist, the mechanism does exist. It is called the Guizhong Machine, and it should be located where you said."

Chapter 86: New Projects at the Wangsheng Hall

"I didn't expect you to know so much, Arthur. If I wasn't sure that there was no one like you in Liyue, I would have doubted whether you were a native of Liyue."

"No, no, I just read more books."

Although the semi-immortal beast - the coconut sheep does not exist, as long as the ultimate possibility exists, it is worth checking out.

After dinner, when Arthur was cleaning up the dishes, Keqing left first, saying that she was going to notify the Qianyan Army to get ready and set out to take a look there in the afternoon. As for Arthur, he just had to wait for Keqing to be ready, and then Keqing would come and call Arthur to join.

After Arthur finished cleaning up, he began to wait for Keqing's arrival, but it was not until dinner time that he saw Keqing coming back dragging her tired body.

After preparing the meal and inviting Keqing to dinner, I found out at the dinner table why Keqing did not leave today.

Because Keqing had everything ready in the afternoon and had already notified the Thousand Rock Army to set off in the afternoon, but because Ningguang suddenly called everyone to attend a meeting in the afternoon, the departure was postponed to tomorrow.

As for the content of the meeting, of course he couldn't tell Arthur directly. After all, although it was an internal meeting of the Liyue Seven Stars and only a few people participated, the content couldn't be leaked out casually.

After finishing her meal, Keqing did not take the documents back to work today. After all, she had to go out tomorrow. It would be bad if she dragged her tired body and something happened.

After saying goodbye to Arthur, Keqing went back to her room early to rest.

Arthur took advantage of the night to leave the room and head to the Hall of the Dead.

He arrived at the Hall of Rebirth. Although he had never been there at night, this group of employees there knew him. When they saw Arthur coming, no one stopped him, and Arthur entered the Hall of Rebirth smoothly.

"Hey, Arthur! Come on, come on!"

As soon as he entered the house, Walnut saw Arthur and called him over.

When he arrived at the table, he saw Walnut pushing a bottle towards Arthur. Only when Arthur looked at him with doubt did Walnut continue speaking.

"What do you think this is?"

Looking at the small bottle in front of him, Arthur had no idea what was in it. Walnut didn't keep him in suspense, but opened the bottle and showed Arthur what was inside.

"Look, isn't it amazing!"

Looking at Hu Tao with her chest puffed out and her movements of pride, I didn't know where to look for a moment, because all I saw was an airport.

As expected of the head of Wangsheng Hall, he owns his own airport at such a young age.

But even if Walnut opened the bottle, he didn't find anything inside.

But after Walnut turned off the lights, Arthur realized what Walnut had done. It turned out that Walnut had found some fluorescent powder from somewhere and put it in the bottle. When there was light, nothing could be seen, but when the lights were turned off, the powder slowly emitted fluorescence.

A light blue fluorescence appears in the bottle. Although it is not very bright, it is very beautiful.

It was as if the powder of the stars in the sky was collected into the bottle by Walnut. As Walnut slowly picked up the bottle and shook it in his hand.

The powder slowly floated out of the bottle, adding some light to the room.

Just at this moment, Walnut turned on the light again. Looking at Walnut's proud expression, Arthur finally knew what Walnut wanted to show him.

"Isn't it amazing? This is the powder made from the luminous marrow collected from Liyue, and I asked the Mondstadt alchemist to make it. Although fluorescent materials were used before, they were all green. It would be a bit creepy if I saw it in the Hall of the Dead. This is the idea I got when I saw the blue will-o'-the-wisp at night. I made it now. Doesn't it look good? Isn't it amazing!"

“In the future, we can add this powder to our afterlife hall. At the end of the ceremony, sprinkle it from the air, like a river of stars leading the dead souls away. How romantic!”

"This is a good idea. I think a lot of people would like it. Even if it's not for funerals, it would be nice to sell it to young people to express their love."

Hu Tao has thought of many ways to increase the popularity of Wangsheng Hall, but this time, what Hu Tao prepared really has the potential to become a big hit.

"Is that so? Arthur, you are really knowledgeable! Zhongli still won't let me sell it casually, what a stubborn old man!"

Arthur looked at Zhongli in confusion. Zhongli would not be so pedantic as to think that such things undermined the solemnity of the funeral. Zhongli must have his own ideas.

"Master Hu, I agree with your idea, but this thing has several disadvantages."

Zhongli stated the reason why he refused Hu Tao's promotion.

"First of all, this stuff is too fine. When you sprinkle it, it will be left in the air. If you use it frequently, every time it is windy, the air will be filled with this powder at night. In addition, as a product of alchemy, this stuff will not corrode and disappear over time, and it will often not dissipate for a long time."

Indeed, what Zhongli said made sense. If it was abused, environmental pollution would indeed occur, but I had overlooked this point.

"Then why don't we just put it away after we use it?"

Hu Tao continued to speak in disbelief, but Zhongli dealt her a fatal blow.

"So, Master Hu, have you figured out how to take back the powder in the room?"

Zhongli launches a verbal attack on Hu Tao.

This attack hits a weak spot, triggering a critical hit.

K.O.!

"Woo! I finally came up with a good idea, but it doesn't work anymore!"

Looking at Hu Tao, who had a proud look on her face just now, now leaning back in her chair as if she had lost her soul, Zhongli continued to drink his tea leisurely.

Fortunately, this thing is not harmful to the human body, otherwise the problem would be even bigger.

"Collecting is indeed a problem. After all, they are too small."

But it was easy for Arthur to handle. He slowly generated a small whirlwind in his hand. Because the fluorescent powder was too small, it was not easy to collect. But at the same time, because it was too small, it was easily affected by the wind. The power of the wind that could only absorb dust was enough to absorb all the powder in the room.

"Hu Tao, turn off the light and take a look."

Turning off the lights again, there was no other light except in the bottle and the whirlwind in Arthur's hand.

Turning on the light again, Kurumi smiled again.

"Arthur, do you want to come to the Hall of the Afterlife to work?"

"No, it's okay if it happens once or twice, but it's unnecessary all the time. If you need to send the immortal ceremony, I can help you, but forget it if you have to work all the time."

"That's okay too!"

Hu Tao didn't insist. After all, it was just a sudden idea. It was enough to use it once to see the effect.

Zhongli:?

"When the Immortal Sending Ceremony is held, I can help out. After all, in terms of wind control ability, I am second to none in Liyue. I will show you some fancy tricks then!"

"Go ahead and blow it, but I'll leave it to you when the time comes."

"give it to me!"

Just like that, a new item was added to the ceremony of sending off the immortals. With Zhongli speechless, the two of them finalized it.

Chapter 87 Your Rough Stone Has Arrived

"By the way, Arthur, what's the matter with you coming here so late?"

At this time, Walnut remembered to ask what Arthur was going to do here so late at night.

"Oh, by the way, what am I here for?"

I was interrupted by Hu Tao's words and almost forgot the purpose of my visit.

By the way, I came here to find Zhongli to ask about the preparations for the ceremony of sending off the immortals. Although Hu Tao is also here, there is no need to be on guard against Hu Tao. After all, the ceremony of sending off the immortals still needs to be approved by Hu Tao.

As one of the people who knew about it, Zhongli directly narrated the preparation process of the Immortal Sending Ceremony. The ointment has been prepared now, and Lingling and Ying should still be on the way to get it, or they may have already gotten it. However, it is already late at night, and no one knows what is going on with Ying.

Ying: The night is long, and only the spider web is with me.

Not to mention the golden-haired traveler who was still cleaning the spider webs, everything was almost ready. All that was left was to wait for Ying to come back with the bell, and then to make the eternal life incense and the object symbolizing the seven kingdoms (kite). As long as the workers had money, it would only take a few minutes, and this kind of thing was not within Zhongli's consideration.

Now that I know the progress of the Immortal Delivery Ceremony from Zhongli, I can go home and wait for Ying to finish her work before Tartaglia starts.

Speak of the devil, here comes the devil. Just as Arthur was about to go to Tartaglia, before he had gone far, he saw Tartaglia leaving with several members of the Fatui. Arthur, who had been thinking of going home directly, suddenly had the urge to tease Tartaglia.

His feet left the ground and slowly floated up, following the direction that Tartaglia left. Since he did not move with his legs, there was naturally no sound of footsteps, and it would not attract Tartaglia's attention.

After leaving Liyue Harbor, Tartaglia and the surrounding Fatui members immediately sped away. Arthur thought his tracking had been discovered, but when he sped up to catch up, he found that Tartaglia had led the Fatui to an old ruin near the Yunlai Sea.

"How are the preparations going?"

Following Tartaglia's words, the Fatui members in the ruins directly brought several boxes from the shadows. After opening them, each box contained a talisman of no taboos.

"Let's speed up. We will soon know the location of the remains of the Geo King. I guess Liyue will soon become suspicious of us."

Just as Tartaglia was about to put away all the talismans with no taboos, he reached out to take one, and the talisman with no taboos disappeared just as he was about to take it in his hand.

"We really need to speed up the process. After all, the Fatui's diplomatic performance has never been very good. As long as there is a little disturbance, you will be the first one to be suspected."

Arthur appeared from behind Tartaglia, holding the disappeared talisman of no taboos in his hand.

"As expected of you, you can even imitate something like this. I can't even understand it. I don't understand how this kind of talisman can manifest its power."

When Tartaglia heard the voice, he immediately took out his weapon and ran away from Arthur. After seeing that the person was Arthur, he did not attack immediately, but he did not let down his guard. The other members of the Fatui also picked up their weapons, waiting for Tartaglia's order to capture the person in front of them.

But Arthur ignored the Fatui members who were on high alert, and just looked at Tartaglia who was holding a weapon, "Don't be so nervous, I just saw you guys coming out when I went out, so I thought I'd come over to say hello."

"Mr. Arthur, your greeting really gave me a shock."

After studying it for a while, he found that he had no idea how to use the Hundred Taboos Talisman, so he threw it to Tartaglia again. Tartaglia took it, put it away, and also put away the weapon in his hand.

"Mr. Arthur, we have prepared the raw stones. We were planning to give them to you after we contacted you, but we didn't expect to meet them so soon. It's just that the occasion is not right."

"It's just a small matter, a small matter. I didn't expect you to come out to get the Hundred Taboos Scroll. You should feel lucky that it was me, otherwise your plan would have failed."

"I'll pay attention."

During the conversation between the two, a member of the Fatui nearby didn't understand why someone suddenly appeared and seemed to know the executive, so he spoke.

"Sir, is this person also one of ours?"

It was Arthur who answered him, "Oh, not really. At most, it's just a deal. I won't interfere with you."

"Well, Mr. Arthur, now that we've met, how about we go back to Liyue Harbor and hand over the stone to you?"

After Arthur nodded in agreement, Tartaglia put away all the taboo-free talismans in the box and placed them in his arms. He arranged for the Fatui members who came out with him to be responsible for the follow-up arrangements, and he and Arthur returned to Liyue Harbor first.

On the way, Tartaglia and Arthur started chatting.

"I didn't expect Mr. Arthur to have followed us for so long without being discovered. It seems that the rumors about you being very strong are not just rumors."

"No, that's not the case. I'm just better at stealth."

Looking at the skill for a while, yes, as long as the enemy is dealt with first, it will be a perfect stealth.

Although Tartaglia really wanted to fight with this honorary knight who was hailed as a hero by Mondstadt, she still endured it for the sake of the Queen's plan. She kept comforting herself that she would not have to be patient after a few days.

After Tartaglia brought Arthur back to Liyue Harbor, he entered the Northland Bank through a small door and arranged for members to report several boxes and hand them over to Arthur.

"Mr. Arthur, please click."

Looking at the boxes of raw stones in front of me, I suddenly remembered that Ying seemed to have almost used up all the raw stones. Could I use 10 raw stones to tempt Ying to work for me?

But this time the raw stones are still of great use to me and cannot be wasted. But in the future, I can set aside some of the raw stones for my younger brother, so that he can work for me. It doesn’t matter who I work for, but at least I can provide him with food and accommodation!

The system received all the raw stones, exactly 16000 raw stones, not one more or one less.

"That's great. The contract has been concluded. Of course, I will not break it. But remember, don't leave any leftovers after using up those things."

"That's natural."