Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Now that everything is ready, the next step is to capture Qiqi.

"I call this plan: The Qiqi Capture Plan."

"Target person: Qiqi from Bubu Lu. I have already mastered Baizhu and the others in the store will leave in a while to see patients and collect some medicines. Qiqi is the only one in the store. Please ensure that the operation goes smoothly."

"As you command, sir!"

Walnut nodded with satisfaction.

There was no one to play with her before, but now there is finally someone to play with her, and Hu Tao is very happy.

After observing and making sure that Bai Shu and the others had left, Hu Tao and Arthur came to the Bubu Lu shop and prepared to start their capture plan.

When he entered Bubu Lu, he didn't see anyone at first glance, but Hu Tao, who had already made his move countless times, walked directly to the counter and picked up Qiqi who was behind the counter.

Qiqi was so frightened that she started to shudder. When she found out it was Hutao, she quickly moved her body and tried to hold on to the counter to avoid being caught by Hutao, but Hutao would not let her succeed.

Qiqi was held relatively high, and her short little arms couldn't even touch the counter, so she had to be successfully carried out by Hu Tao.

Qiqi was held in Hu Tao's arms, and her back was pressed against Hu Tao's chest. This scene was like that of two good sisters, with the elder sister holding her younger sister in her arms and playing with her.

But Hu Tao is not the older sister, and Qi Qi is not the younger sister. One wants to bury the other, and the other does not want to be buried. But Qi Qi is no match for Hu Tao alone, not to mention that Hu Tao has help today.

With Arthur's help, Qiqi was quickly put into the sack.

Chapter 95: Failure in Burying Qiqi

"Do something nice! Let's go, leave now before they come back."

After saying that, Hu Tao hurriedly carried the sack containing Qiqi and was about to leave.

Behind Walnut, Arthur watched Qiqi struggling in the sack, swinging back and forth, trying to break free from Walnut's control, but because he was tied up in advance, he could only use his body to make the sack swing back and forth.

Hu Tao was also familiar with the terrain of Bubulu. He easily left from the other side, avoiding the sight of Qianyan Army and other people, and left quietly with Qiqi.

Not long after Hu Tao left, Bai Zhu came back. When he saw the mess in Bubu Lu and Qiqi missing, even with Bai Zhu's temperament, he almost cursed out loud.

I thought Hu Tao didn't have time to catch Qiqi these days, so I relaxed a little. Today, when I went out to see a doctor, Qiqi was caught by Hu Tao again.

As for Hu Tao, she had already left Liyue Harbor with Arthur. After leaving Liyue Harbor, Hu Tao no longer had to worry about attracting other people's attention. She just carried Qiqi and rushed forward. Hu Tao also wanted to take Qiqi to Wuwang Slope to bury her, but based on past experience, they would be captured before they could even reach Wuwang Slope.

So this time, Hu Tao decided to find a place to bury Qiqi in advance.

He randomly found a location with relatively good feng shui, and then under a big tree, he put the sack containing Qiqi on the ground, and then Hu Tao took out a shovel and started digging the soil.

Hu Tao never thought that someone would join him in catching Qi Qi, so he only brought a shovel. But in fact, it didn't take long. With Hu Tao's physical fitness, even if he was alone, he could dig a pit big enough to accommodate Qi Qi at a very fast speed.

Seeing that the pit for burying Qiqi was about to be dug, Hu Tao let Qiqi out of the sack. Looking at Qiqi with her head sticking out, she was tied up tightly with the sack by Hu Tao, and her mouth was taped to prevent Qiqi from making any sound.

Qiqi, who had just come out of the sack and saw the sunlight, looked around with tears in her eyes. After seeing Hu Tao, she showed a look of despair. But when she found there was another figure besides Hu Tao, she looked at Arthur with tears in her eyes.

Trying to get Arthur to let go.

But Qiqi didn't know that the man in front of her was Hu Tao's accomplice.

Arthur saw Qiqi's pitiful look, walked up to her, squatted down, and touched her head.

Although Qiqi is a zombie and looks like an ordinary person, his body temperature is indeed lower than that of ordinary people. When Arthur touched Qiqi's head, it felt like he was touching a human-shaped ice bag. Even at noon, he could feel the cool feeling coming from his hands.

In addition, Qiqi's hair was very smooth, which made Arthur unable to let go of it for a moment. It was only under the gaze of Qiqi's pitiful eyes that Arthur took his hands away from Qiqi's head.

Then he pinched Qiqi's chewy face and untied the tape on Qiqi's mouth.

"help me!"

Faced with Qiqi's cry for help, Arthur's words made Qiqi's heart fall into the abyss again.

"Sorry, I'm actually Kurumi's accomplice."

After saying that, she made Wendy's signature "Hey!" gesture, but Qiqi didn't find it funny at all. She just felt that the world suddenly lost its color.

Qiqi stopped struggling. Arthur had already torn off the tape that was restricting her voice. Qiqi no longer had the desire to shout. She lay on the ground motionless like a real corpse.

I feel like "the world has abandoned me".

But to be honest, if Qiqi really fought, she would not necessarily be subdued as easily as Hu Tao. It was only because of her own pardon that she would not attack outsiders casually. The few times she took action, she was surrounded by malicious treasure-stealing groups. She easily took care of all the members of the group by herself.

Qiqi, who awakened the Eye of God at the moment of life and death and had the legitimacy of the Three-Eyed Immortal recognized by the Three-Eyed Five-Manifestation Immortal, now has to face the hateful face that he can remember even without the amnesty.

That is Hu Tao. After digging the pit to bury Qiqi, Hu Tao was ready to accomplish what he had been dreaming of.

Pick up Qiqi and slowly walk to the pit.

"It will be easier if I bury you."

Qiqi had heard these words countless times before being thrown into the pit by Hutao. Then Hutao picked up a shovel and slowly poured the soil back into the pit.

In Qiqi's eyes, Hu Tao is the hateful person who tries to bury herself every day. When Qiqi was dying, the desire to survive brought about the Eye of God, which was also buried in Qiqi's body. So even as a zombie, Qiqi has been doing stretching exercises, trying to get closer to human life.

But Hu Tao really regards Qi Qi as his best friend, and hopes that Qi Qi can rest in peace and no longer be imprisoned in this world and suffer.

But before Hu Tao finished his action, a figure rushed over and grabbed Hu Tao's hand as she was about to continue burying Qi Qi. Looking at Qi Qi, whose head was only left on the ground, and Hu Tao, who had an expression of pity on her face even though she was caught in the act by him.

Then he saw Arthur standing guard beside him.

Baizhu has been practicing medicine for so long, but he suddenly felt a headache for the first time in a long time.

"Master Hu, why do you always keep pestering Qiqi? Bubulu has been busy enough recently. Please stop adding to my workload, okay?"

"Yin and Yang are in order. This hall master cannot bear to see his dear friend continue to suffer, and wants her to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. Is that wrong?"

Seeing Hu Tao's self-righteous look, Bai Zhu hurriedly calmed himself down, fearing that if he couldn't catch his breath, his goal of pursuing immortality would not be achieved, so he went to see his master first.

"Forget it, I'll take Qiqi away first. Hall Master Hu, please stop staring at our Qiqi."

In this way, Bai Shu dug Qiqi out and took her away. Arthur looked at Qiqi who was covered in mud, and Bai Shu who was also covered in mud in order to dig out Qiqi without hurting Qiqi's body. Arthur each cast a cleaning spell to help them clean the stains on their bodies.

Bai Zhu thanked him in confusion, then realized that Arthur was also an accomplice, and was speechless for a moment. Qi Qi, on the other hand, looked at Arthur, who was an accomplice but helped her clean up her body, and thanked him like Bai Zhu.

It was not until Bai Zhu took Qiqi away that Hu Tao began to tell the story of herself and Qiqi as if she was telling a story.

Hu Tao first met Qiqi by coincidence and thought that Qiqi was an ordinary little girl. However, after finding out that Qiqi was a zombie, she has been committed to burying Qiqi.

He even wrote many apology letters to Qiqi for not burying her. Of course, the content of the apology was for not sending Qiqi away quickly.

At that time, Hu Tao had calculated the exact time and moment, and then kidnapped Qi Qi, attempting to cremate her. However, after living with her for a long time, she felt Qi Qi's will to survive, so she began to investigate Qi Qi. After learning Qi Qi's story, Hu Tao no longer wanted to cremate her.

"Then why did you, Hu Tao, catch Qi Qi?"

Chapter 96: The Evolution of God's Heart!

I thought Hu Tao didn't know about Qi Qi, but since Hu Tao knew about Qi Qi's experience, I guess Hu Tao also knew that series of stories.

Arthur was a little curious as to why Walnut still wanted to bury Qiqi.

"Huh? Why? Of course it's to play with Qiqi. You see Qiqi is either watching Baizhu or helping sell medicine. She doesn't move at all. Every time I take her out, you can see how happy she is."

Are you happy? Arthur thought of Qiqi's pitiful expression, and felt that Hu Tao's perception of him was different from his.

"And I'm not the only one who can bury Qiqi. I often play with Qiqi now. But Qiqi seems to be too shy and keeps hiding from me. Sometimes she will run away when I ask her about her well-being. Today I'm going to bury Qiqi after a long time, and I want you, Arthur, to get to know Qiqi."

"I had originally planned to introduce you to Qiqi after burying her until only her head was left, when she could no longer move. Unfortunately, Bai Shu arrived too quickly."

Emmmm, after all this time, was Qiqi buried today because of me?

But Hu Tao's way of getting to know Qi Qi was indeed a bit strange, although it was indeed effective. After all, Qi Qi remembered Hu Tao without the pardon order because Hu Tao started to bury himself every day. Even Qi Qi remembered Hu Tao.

"Forget it, since Bai Zhu is here today, I'll introduce Qi Qi to you another day."

Hu Tao directly pulled Arthur and rushed to Liyue Harbor.

"Big Qiuqiu is sick, look at the second Qiuqiu.

Collect herbs at the third hill and boil them at the fourth hill.

If the fifth hill dies, the sixth hill will be carried away.

Dig a hole on the seventh hill and bury it on the eighth hill.

The small tombstone in the dark forest is the cold corpse of the hill people

The screams and cries have long gone, and the sun is slowly coming out

Nine Hills was wailing on the ground, and Ten Hills asked him why?

Jiuqiuqiu said that Wuqiuqiu would never come back once he left….”

On the way, Hu Tao hummed her own limericks and skipped back to Liyue Harbor.

Just as the two reached the edge of Liyue Harbor, a pillar of light rose from the distance, and at the same time a roar was heard.

Next came the sound of waves in the harbor.

The sunny sky suddenly became overcast, with lightning and strong winds.

If the people of Liyue could still regard all these as a sudden change in the weather, the subsequent appearance of several sea tornadoes that shot straight into the sky on the sea brought everyone back to reality.

"Hu Tao, you stay in Liyue Harbor. I'll go see what's going on."

"Be more careful."

As the rainstorm came, Hu Tao took out her Protective Wand and headed towards the port of Liyue Harbor to see what was happening.

Arthur looked at the waterspout that was rising into the sky and the pillar of light that had just appeared from the golden house. It seemed that the young master had begun to take action.

The contract has ended here. Looking up at the Qun Yu Pavilion that is slowly moving towards the port, it seems that Liyue is also ready to take action. I just don’t know if it can easily get through this trial because Liyue has greatly reduced the preparation time due to my reasons.

But now is not the time for me to show up. I should find Zhongli first, complete the contract, and obtain the Heart of God. As for the Demon God of the Whirlpool, he will not appear so soon, so there is still time to prepare for Liyue.

Now Zhongli must be there watching how Liyue, who is like his own child, copes with the trial he arranged.

"You came."

"Yes, I am here."

Zhongli did not continue to say "You shouldn't have come", but threw the Heart of God to Arthur. Mond. The Heart of God held by Barbatos, which symbolizes the God of Wind, is the queen's chess piece, while the one Zhongli gave to him represents Liyue. The Heart of God held by Morax, which symbolizes the God of Rock, is in the image of a castle.

He put the Heart of God in his arms, and then immediately used the original stone to copy one.

[Quest: Completed the mission to obtain the Heart of the God of Rock representing Liyue. It has been detected that the Heart of the God (Wind) and the Heart of the God (Rock) have been obtained, and are now being upgraded.]

The previous story of spending a week upgrading the system did not appear again. Soon the two God's Hearts were integrated. The special state of the God's Heart (Wind) has now become two cores, one symbolizing Mondstadt's God's Heart. The heart turned into a cyan gem, and Liyue's divine heart turned into a golden gem.

[Upgrade completed, the core cancels the card drawing effect brought by faith and changes it to a strengthening effect. You can use the corresponding ability to fight. ]

The introduction is very concise, and the effect is direct and clear. The Heart of God, which was originally only used to accumulate faith and draw cards, has now become a symbol of power and can use corresponding abilities. The wind was originally controlled by relying on the remaining wind power, but now the ability to manipulate the wind is further enhanced, and it also has the power to use rock attributes.

"Am I the same as Ying?"

Fortunately, I can use two elements at the same time instead of just one. I have already learned most of Venti's abilities, so I don't think it has much impact. However, I have never learned how to use the rock element from Zhongli. Now I have learned it by myself and learned Zhongli's signature skills, Rock Ridge and Jade Shield.

The upgrade of these two Hearts of God brought about this effect. If I get a few more, I’m afraid the core will directly become the core of the Herrscher next door.

When Arthur thought of this, the system answered Arthur's guess.

[Host, please don't dream. You will not be able to upgrade after obtaining the Heart of God. 】

“Are you becoming more human?”

He thought so in his mind, but in reality, Zhongli saw that Arthur looked like he was in deep thought.

"Okay, I've got my reward. I'm going to go report back to this unsealed demon god."

"After this is over, regardless of whether Liyue has dealt with this crisis, remember to come to the Northland Bank and return the Heart of God to me."

But Arthur directly threw the Heart of God to Zhongli.

Zhongli was a little confused. He just took it for a moment and then gave it back to himself. He didn't understand what this new Wind God was going to do.

"Give it back to you. I don't need it."

Under Zhongli's puzzled gaze, Arthur left here and moved towards the port.

After Arthur left, Zhongli looked towards the port of Liyue Harbor, feeling the breath coming from the Heart of God in his hand, and couldn't help but sigh.

"It seems that the new Wind God has different goals from the Ice God. Could it be that he took the Heart of God just for a look?"

Thinking of his other contract, Zhongli heaved a sigh of relief, "Alas, I can no longer see the current situation clearly."

Chapter 97: Rejoice! People of Liyue, I am the God of Mondstadt

After Arthur upgraded his Heart of God, he gained the power of the core and was more adept at using the wind. He soon arrived at the port.