Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

When Arthur came in, he suddenly looked like he had met a heartless man, and he started acting too. He picked up a handkerchief from somewhere and looked at Zhongli and Gongzi, just like a person who had been betrayed looking at two heartless men who had abandoned him. He wiped his eyes and pretended to cry.

Zhongli thought that Barbatos was enough to give him a headache before, but he didn't expect to be replaced by the God of Wind. He thought Arthur was a very normal person, although a little nonsensical sometimes, but just like Hu Tao, Zhongli put him and Hu Tao in the same category.

He just thought that the two of them were more optimistic, but now seeing Arthur coming in and starting to act, Zhongli suddenly understood Xiao's original mood, and his hands holding the cup began to shake unnaturally because of his unstable emotions.

Tartaglia was still complaining, but after seeing Arthur's performance, she suddenly didn't know whether she should continue or not. She always felt that if she were to be like Arthur, it would be a bit stupid.

Chapter 105 Hey?

"Wow, you guys are so cruel. You actually let me and Ying, two powerless rookie adventurers, fight against the demon. You two, will love disappear?"

Although the young master ended his performance, Arthur, who suddenly became excited, was unlikely to stop his performance and became more and more excited.

The young master suddenly noticed that Zhongli had stopped drinking tea, and the tea even spilled onto the table. Veins could be seen bulging on the back of his hand. With a "snap", the cup could not withstand Zhongli's grip and broke into pieces.

"Feel sorry."

"It's okay, it's just a teacup, I'll just get another one."

But after the young master changed the teacup to a new one and poured tea for Zhongli, Zhongli had no interest in drinking the tea this time. If he had not decided to resign as the God of Rock and planned to live a stable life as Zhongli, Zhongli would probably have wanted to let Arthur see what the wrath of God was.

"It's a pity that we finally sealed them up with great effort, but we are too weak to deal with them. Now they are still on the sea, and Brother Tuozi is eyeing them from behind. We are in such a pity."

After saying that, he looked at Zhongli.

But the two of them didn't believe a word of what Arthur said, such as powerless, rookie adventurer, weak and powerless. If Arthur was considered weak, then what about the others? Couldn't they take care of themselves?

What's more, it took a lot of effort. From the time the Demon God was unsealed to the time he was frozen, it took at least an hour. Only the Demon God of Whirlpool would want to cry.

But even though Zhongli has planned to step down, he won't completely ignore Liyue. After all, as Mondstadt's God of Wind, he has come forward to help Liyue, so he can't just push everything onto others.

"Brother Tuozi? You should be talking about the Ruotu Dragon King under the Fulong Tree. I will be responsible for reinforcing the seal, but I can't do anything about Osel and Bache."

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"What happened to them? Didn't you seal Osel before?"

"That's true, but I can't handle your layer of ice. It's not something that should exist in this world."

"Hey!"

Seeing Arthur suddenly make Barbatos' signature move, the mood that had just calmed down suddenly became tense again. What on earth is the God of Wind? Isn't there any normal person like him?

Arthur roughly understood that Zhongli was probably talking about Honkai energy. He had used the power of wind before, and it was always byproduct of the power of wind. Even when he fought with the lady before, the power of Qianjie was acting inside his body, but this time he completely released the Honkai energy outwards.

Suddenly I thought about it and felt a little scared. Fortunately, the Honkai did not dissipate. Otherwise, if a wave of Honkai came to Teyvat, I would be killed by justice, and then I would have to find a way to escape.

"Then you two continue to be intimate, I won't disturb you."

After saying that, he was about to leave through the back door.

"You tm..."

This was the first time Tartaglia saw Zhongli swearing. He was about to say something, but when he saw that Zhongli was about to take action, the spear in his hand appeared and he quickly pulled out Zhongli who was about to go berserk.

"Mr. Zhongli, that's not the case. Besides, if you fight with Arthur, I'm afraid you will be the one caught by the Thousand Rocks Army."

Under Tartaglia's persuasion, Zhongli also calmed down. After all, what Young Master said was right. He was retired now. If he really fought with Arthur, he could not expose his identity at will, so he could only exert part of his strength. In this way, he probably could not win. After all, he did not have the power to seal Osel and Bache with one blow.

Another point is that although the notice did not mention the names of the two adventurers, it was definitely Ying and Arthur. If I really took action, I would be accused of attacking Liyue's guests and thrown into jail the next moment.

After leaving through the back door, Arthur went straight home. Because of the celebration banquet, he didn't need to cook tonight. Moreover, Keqing was still trapped in work and couldn't get away. After learning from Zhongli that he didn't need to worry about Brother Tuozi, Arthur lay on the bed and fell asleep.

In the dream, Arthur met his father-in-law. He walked to Arthur with the Holy Fire Judgement in his only remaining hand and said to Arthur: "Today, I will teach you my most powerful attack method. For the one I love, I will launch a powerful attack."

In the dream, after seeing Siegfried finish using it, Arthur said loudly like a child who had gained new knowledge: "Master, I remember it."

Then she turned into Stella and crashed into Osel.

Then at the moment of the explosion, I woke up.

"Fuck, what a dream."

Arthur woke up all of a sudden, this dream was so outrageous, maybe he blew up too many imaginary scouts, and then he felt guilty, so he had a dream that he and his father-in-law imitated suicide by skyfire, and then he turned into Stella and launched himself out.

"Why don't we use the Imaginary Scouts less often in the future? It seems a bit excessive."

Imaginary Vanguard: Well said. Except at the beginning, I was still a summoned creature used to clear small monsters and finish off the enemies. Ever since you set up the pincer attack, I’ve been a blast every time I appear on the field.

After washing up, I cast a cleansing spell on myself to get rid of the chaotic feeling caused by this strange dream. Then I went to the kitchen, intending to adjust my mood and prepare today's breakfast.

But speaking of it, it seems like I am about to launch a powerful attack. It won't be really Stella myself, looking at the core evolved from the two hearts of God, and then looking at the bow and arrow I used for a while.

It seems that I have really met the conditions for self-destruction!

What is this called? Those who bomb others will be bombed? But fortunately, the system said that I will not die, so it should not be turned into a self-suicide skill.

By the way, where is Keqing? Although Keqing has been so busy since the death of Emperor Jun that she has no time to eat breakfast and go to work, but today I didn't hear the door opening and closing next door. Could Keqing not have stayed home all night?

After breakfast, Arthur packed a breakfast, came to Keqing's door, and knocked on it. After a long time, there was no response.

"Master Ke, you didn't really stay out all night, did you? Or did you stay up too late? Are you finally going to boost sales for Wangsheng Hall?"

Controlling the wind, he flew to Keqing's room. The message he received told Arthur that the room was empty. It seemed that Keqing really did not return home all night. But that was okay, as long as she did not die suddenly from overtime and boost the performance of the Wangsheng Hall.

Chapter 106: Searching for Keqing

Since Keqing is not at home, she is either still in the Qun Yu Pavilion with Ningguang, or still working in the office, or after arranging for the personnel to go out to sea, Keqing herself will go with them.

This is very consistent with Keqing's personality. I thought that during this period, Keqing was influenced by me to come to eat on time and no longer indulged in work and forgot about life. But now it seems that Keqing is still Keqing and nothing has changed.

"Is Keqing here?"

When I arrived at Keqing's office, I didn't go into her office yet. Instead, I asked the secretaries who were working there. It was not yet working hours, and only one secretary came early.

"Ah, Lord Arthur! Good morning!"

The secretary, who had not woken up yet, woke up immediately when she saw Arthur coming over. While reading Arthur's notes, she lowered her head and combed her hair, which she had not had time to do properly because she did not sleep well.

"Good morning, have you seen Keqing?"

"Lady Keqing? She didn't come today. She must have gone out. I haven't seen her today."

"Okay, then you take a rest. I'll be leaving first."

"Goodbye, Lord Arthur!"

After saying that, Arthur left and closed the door.

Since Keqing is not here, she is probably in the Jade Pavilion or out to sea. If she is really out to sea, there is such a large sea. If Keqing really goes to the sea with Ningguang to explore whether there is a gap under the ice sculpture that seals the Demon God, I can only wait on the shore if I go there. It is better to go to the Jade Pavilion first. Even if Keqing is not there, she will look for Ningguang when she comes back.

After Arthur left, the secretary just now leaned on the table and said, "Oh, why didn't I sleep well last night? Why didn't Lord Arthur see my ugly appearance today?"

In fact, except for her messy hair, her clothes and makeup were very neat. Only her hair was casually trimmed because she didn't sleep well, so she came here. Who would have thought that she would meet Arthur as soon as she came here.

This young secretary was the one who accidentally fell off the cliff while going to Tianheng Mountain to look for Guizhongji that day, and was then rescued. She developed a crush on Arthur at that time, but as a staunch supporter of Keqing x Arthur, she did not express her feelings to Arthur. Instead, she suppressed them and firmly established her identity as a solo pusher. However, she was seen in such an ugly state by someone she had a crush on, and she really wanted to find a pit to jump into.

At this time, other secretaries also came one after another. Seeing her lying on the table, looking listless, they immediately came over to ask about her well-being.

After learning what happened, all the CP fans smiled.

Of course, this smile was not for her, but for Arthur and Keqing. After all, he came here with breakfast to look for Keqing before going to work in the morning. They would not believe it if you said that the two of them had no relationship.

The other guests began to waver at this time. It was just delivering breakfast, which was normal, but coming early before work and not having anyone pass it to Keqing was not what a guest would do. Those who did this were either very good friends or lovers.

The members of the Guest Party began to slowly transform into the CP Party. I don't know when, but Keqing's secretaries all became staunch CP parties. By that time, even if Keqing and Arthur had nothing to do with each other, the secretaries would secretly help and bring the two together.

Arthur simply found a deserted place, then flew up and flew towards the Qun Yu Pavilion.

Perhaps the two of them really worked all night, because now there was no one to be seen in the Qun Yu Pavilion. The previous Qianyan Army guards had left as early as yesterday's celebration banquet, including the two who were responsible for issuing the announcement, and the others had also left before the war started.

So when Arthur arrived at the Jade Pavilion, he didn't see anyone. He only knew the location of the hall and the kitchen, so he planned to look for Ningguang. As a result, he accidentally came to Ningguang's boudoir and saw Ningguang sleeping soundly.

Fortunately, Ningguang had a good sleeping posture with the quilt covering her body neatly. Except for her head and hands which were exposed, the rest of her skin was wrapped in the gold quilt without any exposure. It was also because of this that no embarrassing situation was caused. It seemed that Ningguang would sleep for a while. After all, even though other people came, Ningguang was not awakened, so it seemed that she was sleeping soundly.

Arthur left quietly without disturbing Ningguang's sleep. In order to prevent any misunderstanding, Arthur did not wait in the Qun Yu Pavilion, but left directly.

After Arthur left, Ningguang was still sleeping, and Arthur had no choice but to go to the sea. However, he did not see any ship coming out to investigate the scene. It was as if Keqing had disappeared out of thin air. She was nowhere to be seen at home, in the office, in the Jade Pavilion, on the sea, or anywhere he could think of.

It’s impossible for Keqing to arrange people to clean up the rock dragon lizards first.

Finally, I gave up looking for Keqing, but I ran into Keqing on the way home. I saw Keqing holding something in her hand. When I looked closely, it seemed to be breakfast?

"Keqing, where have you been?"

Keqing turned around, and a pair of dark circles under her eyes appeared in Arthur's sight.

Oh my god, Keqing must have just come back from buying breakfast. No wonder she can’t find it anywhere. Who would have thought that Keqing would go buy breakfast before going home.

"Arthur, I brought you breakfast..."

Then an awkward thing happened. The two stood at the door, facing each other, each holding a breakfast in his hand.

Finally, Keqing explained something to Arthur in her drowsy state, handed the breakfast to Arthur, turned around and went back to her room, ready to go to bed.

In general, it was just one step away. Even if the order was changed, she could see Keqing. When she went out, Keqing had just discussed all matters with Ningguang. When Arthur arrived at Keqing's office, Keqing had just left the Jade Pavilion. When Arthur arrived at the Jade Pavilion, Keqing thought that Arthur should have just gotten up and bought breakfast at this time.

Then two people each took a breakfast, and finally all of them were taken to the warehouse by Arthur and stored.

Although Keqing bought it herself, and she didn't go straight home after returning home, but wasted some time going to the market to buy breakfast for herself, she is not Paimon, and after eating, she really has no appetite to eat two more breakfasts.

Even though my name is Arthur, I am not the poster girl of a certain game, and I don't have a so-called extravagant stomach. At most, I can eat a little more than an ordinary person. That's all.

Now that I know Keqing did not die suddenly and did not work overtime, I feel relieved. Keqing and Ningguang are making up for the work, and I guess the immortals are also busy. Although the demon god failed to successfully invade Liyue, many people who were already in poor health or elderly passed away due to the pressure of the demon god. Hutao and Zhongli are also busy now.

Looking at it this way, it seems that Ying and Xiangling are the only people I know.

Chapter 107 Please, Arthur A Dream

But Xiangling was not within his consideration. After all, if he really showed up, he would be pestered to make strange dishes for her. To be honest, it was okay once or twice, but if it kept on like this, it was no wonder that Hu Tao was so disgusted with slimes.

As for the fluorescent...

Forget it. She has been acting like a tool recently. Let her take a day off. Osel can handle the problem on his own. As for Brother Tuozi, although Zhongli promised last night to solve the problem, he will probably ask Ying to come forward to protect his identity.

When I think about it, it seems that everyone I know is busy, so I might as well take a day off at home.

Cui Si: Wait a minute? What about me?

Unfortunately, Arthur had just finished reading for a while when there was a knock on the door.

"Come on, come on, stop knocking."

When he opened the door, he found Ying and Paimon. He wanted to let them have a good rest, but Ying came to the door instead.

"Arthur! The person in charge of going to the Jade Pavilion from Ningguang's place is missing. Please take us up there."

I thought it was something important, but now I'm the one being used as a tool.

It was normal that the two of them couldn't find anyone. Ningguang had just fallen asleep and would be woken up by someone there. It was estimated that all the employees of Qun Yu Pavilion had a day off today.

"What are you looking for Ningguang for?"

"I want the reward. I agreed to pay you yesterday. I left early yesterday because of something. I got up early today to look for Ningguang, but I couldn't find her. I couldn't even get up there. So please, Amon!"

"Don't call me by a name that sounds like a blue robot cat!"

I don't know when, Ying's serious self seemed to have turned into an all-round wish-making machine. Whenever Ying couldn't think of a solution, she would come to me for help, and I really helped her every time, and then Ying would start to get worse.

It's obviously you who are the tool.

"You can go tomorrow. They stayed up all night yesterday to discuss countermeasures. They are probably sleeping now."

"Oh, forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Although Ying is starting to become a little bit disdainful now, at least what she does will not attract other people's attention. On the contrary, her innocent behavior makes everyone feel at ease.

"You should also have a good rest. You have been busy for so many days. Just relax and take a few days."

As a result, Ying said without thinking, "That won't work, I still have things to do!"

"Oh?"

Kong: Sister, have you finally remembered me?

The next words almost made Arthur drop his jaw.

"In order to save money and buy a house, I have to work hard and make money."

"For food, go!"