Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

But the two men refused to take off their sunglasses and disguised beards, and because of the system, the Qianyan Army could not take action against people who had not committed any other crimes, so they could not take them down.

Finally, Yan Fei gave up.

"Forget it. You will need to pay a fine of three thousand Mora here. If you want to set up a stall in the future, remember to get a business license and certificate."

In the end, the two were acquitted, Ying paid the fine and left.

As for applying for a business license and certificate, Ying had never thought about it. This matter requires a real-name system. If they really went through with it, what would be the point of their disguises? Would they have to directly announce that the two heroes who saved Liyue had started a fortune-telling stall?

I guess Ningguang will be very upset when she sees the application the next day.

And if someone in the know knew that Fengshen was setting up a stall...

It doesn’t seem to be a big deal, the original Fengshen is still singing for a living.

After Ying and Arthur went out, Ying left directly with Arthur. As for continuing to set up the stall, neither of them mentioned it to anyone. After changing back into their original clothes, Ying started to go to the Adventurer's Association to take tasks, and the clothes were left behind.

Arthur received all the items into the warehouse and did not throw them away, in case he decided to make a cameo appearance again in the future.

As a result, the stall business of the two men came to an end, but a rumor spread in Liyue that the Geo Emperor could not bear the suffering of all living beings, so after ascending to heaven, he left behind a clone who turned into a fortune teller to help people get rid of disasters.

The fisherman at the beginning was a staunch believer. After seeing his problem was solved, he only stayed for one day and then left. The two of them were never seen in Liyue again, and everyone believed this fact.

For this reason, many people go to Yujingtai and line up to burn incense at the incense burner.

Gradually, this news fermented and spread through the caravans, and was spread to the other six countries. Everyone knew that two heavenly masters who could see through the secrets of heaven and detect everything appeared in Liyue.

Everything in Liyue returned to peace. During dinner, Arthur heard from Keqing in the air that the seal on the Fulong Tree had been reinforced. For some reason, the seal, which had been restless at first, suddenly calmed down. After the immortals reinforced it, it not only solved the problem perfectly, but also seemed to be more stable than before.

Even the number of Rock Dragon Lizards in Liyue was less than before. The Qianyan Army went out to clean up and found that the workload was not as heavy as before the Immortal Ceremony.

Arthur thought, no wonder Ying was so busy after not setting up the stall these days, it turned out that Zhongli called her over to work.

At night, Arthur found that he had been in Liyue for so long without realizing it, and he had met so many people. Many things had changed because of his appearance, the biggest of which were Keqing and Ying.

Keqing has changed her terrible life by herself. Now she has three meals a day on time. Even many ordinary people in Liyue are not as punctual as Keqing is now. It is impossible to imagine that a month ago, Keqing ate and rested every day only when she remembered.

And Ying...Ying seems to have forgotten her purpose. Now she spends every day either making money or trying to find out the news about the secret realm.

Arthur thought that life would return to normal like this, but one day, as soon as he fell asleep, Arthur came into a dream.

A tree appeared in his dream, and under the tree, Arthur saw a person's life.

When they were just born, the twin demons supported each other and gained their own people.

In order to protect their people and give them a better life, the twin demons divided the work and cooperated with each other. The elder sister was responsible for literature and the younger sister was responsible for martial arts, and they jointly governed the people under their command.

Then slowly, the original team of two began to add other people, life became better and better, and the people under the tree began to camp and taste wine in the spring.

Suddenly, the background color changed, the sunshine disappeared, and the smiles on everyone's faces disappeared. Slowly, the number of people in the team continued to decrease. The first person disappeared, then the second person, the third person, and finally the elder sister of the Twin Demons also left in a war.

In the end, the scene was filled with desolation. Among the people at that time, only the younger sister of the Twin Demons survived to the end. She came alone to the tree where everyone used to play together. The surrounding scenery remained the same, but now, she was the only one there.

The scenery disappeared, and now only the tree was left.

"Is this a story about Thor? But why did it appear in my dream?"

The tree slowly turned into a human shape, and Raiden, wearing a kimono, appeared in front of Arthur before Arthur could say anything.

Lei Dianzhen came in front of Arthur in an instant.

"Please help my sister."

Arthur woke up from the dream, and when he was about to lift the quilt, he found that it was gone. When he looked again, he found that not only the quilt was gone, but everything in his house was gone.

And this is not my home.

Chapter 118: Inazuma Remains

Arthur found that after he woke up, he found that what was around him was not his home, but a meadow. He lay on the ground and felt the damp and cold feeling brought by the morning dew on the grass. Arthur quickly got up, cast a cleansing spell on himself, and then looked around.

When I stood up, I realized that I was not on a grassy field, but on an island. Looking around, I found that there was a sea in front of me and a ruined ruin behind me.

After searching around, I found some backpacks and books left behind by adventurers, but the backpacks were empty and the books contained useless contents. Fortunately, I found a notebook inside.

[...This site is similar in style to ancient buildings from the Demon War era, but further research is needed. ]

[…but the current topic may not give me the time to stay here for longer, which is a pity…]

I continued to look through it, and found that the rest were just some trivial matters of daily life, and there was nothing else useful.

After searching around the ruins, I didn't see any other living people, only some ruins defenders and ruins hunters.

Arthur manipulated the wind into several wind blades and eliminated all the enemies.

Then he continued to look around. First of all, he saw a huge pit of an absurd width next to the place where he had just woken up.

The surroundings were filled with lightning element monuments, and it was impossible to crack the mechanism and lower the water level for the time being. However, a path was found on the other side of the island that led to the underground, but it was also full of water, making it impossible to go down.

Arthur reached out and touched the water surface and found that it was just ordinary clear water and there was no danger. He returned to the pit where he started, jumped into the pit, and swam to the bottom.

After searching for a long time, I only saw some mechanisms and an entrance to the ruins.

The buildings inside are in ruins.

It might be because the mechanism above was not unlocked. After touching the surrounding mechanisms, there was no response after trying several times. There were no other clues except the ruins in the water, so I returned to the island through another exit in the water.

After using the cleansing technique to remove the moisture from his body, he combined his memory and roughly knew where he was. There was a small island, a circle of lightning elemental monuments and underwater ruins.

Combined with the fact that I had a dream about real lightning, and that I came here only after waking up after seeing real lightning approaching me, it can be generally confirmed that I have come to Inazuma.

But there was one thing that puzzled Arthur, why did he come to the Shuiyue Pond on Haizhi Island? If the thunder and lightning in his previous dream was really a remnant of existence, why did she ask him to help her sister Lei Diandian, but brought herself here instead.

There were too few clues, so Arthur gave up trying to figure it out and called the system to open the map. The system functions normally, but there is no map of Inazuma. The maps of Mondstadt and Liyue can be displayed normally, but Inazuma is completely dark.

"System, are you having a bug again? I'm already in Inazuma, why isn't the map lit up?"

[This is not a system bug. Please explore the specific content by yourself. ]

There was no mission or map, but I suddenly arrived here. Fortunately, the teleportation anchor points I set up in Mondstadt and Liyue were still working properly, so I could leave at any time.

But Lei Dian really appeared, and asked him to help Lei Dianshi, which was something he had never heard of before.

Thinking that if he really left Inazuma, it would be very difficult to come back, the thunderstorm set up by Lei Dianying completely blocked the entry and exit of ordinary ships. In Liyue, only the Southern Cross Fleet belonging to Beidou was capable of traveling back and forth.

In addition to his current identity, it is estimated that when he comes from the thunderstorm area, he will be regarded as an enemy by the puppet Raiden General created by the Thunder movie who will hinder Inazuma and Thunder God from achieving eternity.

Not to mention helping Lei Dianyi, the more likely possibility is that he will fight with General Lei Dian first. If he wins, Lei Dianyi will take over and fight again.

It is estimated that Yae Shinko will not stand on the side of herself as the God of Wind, but will fight a righteous two-on-one battle with her master.

Thinking about the troubles and drawbacks of leaving and coming back, Arthur gave up the idea of ​​going back, but still tried to get in touch with Liyue, just in case everyone found out that he was missing...

No one seems to be worried.

After all, no one would think that the seven gods in the world would be abducted by others. Coupled with Arthur's usual behavior, he would most likely be regarded as someone who was going to cause trouble.

[Host, don't worry. When you left, I wrote a farewell letter for you, saying that you were traveling to other places.]

"Wait, you knew I was brought here?"

[Yes, host, no need to thank me, this is what I should do. ]

"Thank you for your legs, why didn't you wake me up or stop me."

[Because I felt that this power was not hostile to the host, and that the subsequent development would be beneficial, I did not stop it. ]

"So are you still pushing the envelope?"

【…】

Arthur still didn't understand where Lei Dian really had the power to bring a god to other countries quietly, and with this power, he could just teleport to the vicinity of Lei Dian and meet him directly.

He even came to me in my dreams. Now it seems that the only thing Raiden really did was to communicate with me in my dreams. It was most likely the dog system that teleported me here.

After all, only system transmission can transmit oneself away silently.

The system started to pretend to be dead again. No matter how he called the system, there was no response. Arthur no longer paid attention to what the system did.

After determining the approximate direction, move towards places where there may be human habitation. First, you need to determine what the current situation of Inazuma is.

When I flew into the air, the first place I saw was the southwest. There was the Coral Palace there, so there must be people there. And next to it was Wanglong Village, so there must be a lot of people living there.

Secondly, it is the opposite, you can rest assured, but it is a bit far away. Over there is the land of Inazuma who believes in the God of Thunder, so it is more convenient to inquire about the news, and you don’t have to go around in a circle again in the future.

Arthur even considered flying directly to Narukami Taisha or Inazuma Castle to see the situation with his own eyes.

But in the end Arthur still chose the direction that was closest. There would normally be soldiers stationed at the Coral Palace, so Arthur chose to go to Wanglong Village first to take a look and ask what had happened.

Now that he had decided on his destination, Arthur flew straight to Wanglong Village.

In a moment, they arrived above Wanglong Village.

Chapter 119: Master, would you like to perform a ritual?

While no one noticed Arthur's appearance, Arthur hurriedly stopped in an open space. His attire was out of place on Haigi Island. In addition, Haigi Island had a sparse population and everyone knew each other. His attire and appearance, which were obviously from another country, would definitely attract attention.

So Arthur took out the prop that he had kept in the warehouse for a long time, Gaia foundation.

First, Arthur thought about how to avoid being discovered and still obtain the information he wanted to know.

Suddenly Arthur thought that there was no need for him to disguise himself as a villager.

Under the effect of Gaia's foundation, Arthur quickly changed his appearance, appeared in the original place, and then slowly moved along the road towards Wanglong Village.

At first, the villagers were alert when they saw someone appear at this time, and he was a stranger. However, after seeing the man's dress, they immediately let down their guard and enthusiastically pulled Arthur to the village.

This made Arthur a little confused.

As a result, I was welcomed into the house by everyone and found out the reason.

Most of the people who remain in the village now are the elderly, the weak, the sick, the disabled and the young. Their main job is to farm, but the grain yield is not high anyway. In years with abnormal weather, there will even be no harvest at all.

Although Kaigi Island would provide some help to those whose able-bodied men were sent to the army, they still wanted to increase the productivity of their land.

Before the war started, they also found many fertilizer sellers in Inazuma, and even bought some seeds from villages with high grain yields in other places, but neither method worked.

In the end, someone suggested that there might be evil spirits in this land and that the food had actually been eaten by the evil spirits. So they hired a lot of strange people to exorcise the evil spirits during this period, but to no avail.

However, for the sake of grain production, they did not give up, and they regarded me as a master who came to perform rituals.

Looking at the Taoist robe on himself and his white hair but still young face that had been transformed with the help of Gaia foundation, he must have been mistaken for a Taoist priest invited by others.

But it's just right. I originally wanted to go back to my old job in Liyue, and now I can blend in with the human world with a legitimate reason.

In order not to appear abrupt, Arthur did not directly ask about the news about Inazuma and Thunder God, but first asked the elders of Wanglong Village to take him to the field to have a look.

"Master, this is it."

The area is not large. After walking for a few minutes, you can see the village's land. Basically, the land is near the houses, but this piece of land belongs to a family with only one able-bodied man left. However, he went to join the army, so this piece of land is cultivated by everyone together.

It is also used as a field to invite outsiders to come and conduct experiments.

After all, at least the land can still be cultivated now. If the effect is counterproductive, everyone will lose the land for cultivation.

Fortunately, although there has been no solution so far, whether it is chemical fertilizers or practical methods, at least it has not made the land uncultivable.

Arthur came to the land, looked at the condition of the land, then carefully dug a hole, dug out the soil and observed it.

"Master, don't you perform any rituals?"

The elders of Wanglong Village were curious why this new Taoist priest was different from the previous ones. After all, the previous people basically scattered some paper, some burned it and threw it on the ground, and some filled the ashes with water and sprinkled it on the soil. However, this was the first time that he directly dug a hole and held the soil in his hands to examine it.

"This is my unique secret method. I need to first determine the situation and act accordingly."

"Okay, Master, is there anything I can do for you?"

"No need for now, let me take a look first."

Although I am not a student of agriculture, the problem with this land is that the entire Haigi Island is covered by sea water, and the grain crop yields of the entire Haigi Island are not high, mainly because the salt content in the soil is too high.

In this case, it is fortunate that the crops are not directly "burned" by the large amount of salt in the soil. Although chemical fertilizers have some effect, because most of the Inazuma fertilizers do not contain chemical substances, they are all fertilizers formulated for ordinary crops, so the effect will be very small. The geological conditions in other regions are different from those here, and the crop yields will definitely be different.

Although he knew the problem, Arthur had never learned how to deal with it. He just remembered that adding lime or something could alleviate it, and then planting salt-tolerant products. There were other methods, but Arthur didn't remember them at all.

Although there is no way to solve the problem of excessive soil salinity, there are ways to increase yields.

In Wanglong Village, the condition of the land is much better than other places, so the salt content in the land is not too outrageous, so this is easy to deal with.

He called the elder of Wanglong Village over and said to her, "I will perform a ritual next. The yield of the plants you plant later should be able to increase, but I still recommend planting some carrots, onions, eggplants, tomatoes or peppers."

Then he only opened the door to the elders. Arthur's idea was very simple. Although he didn't know how to make the land normal, he could rely on his own strength to cultivate the deep soil artificially, and then irrigate it with large amounts of water to reduce the salt content in the soil.

In order to obtain information, Arthur exerted his strength to the extreme. When he encountered a high salinity in the deep soil, he directly gathered the moisture in the air, then forcibly compressed it into water, and then irrigated it. It took almost half an hour to complete.