Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"To be honest, it was only because Ying had a kind heart at the beginning. If it were someone else, they would have dealt with these people long ago. Even if they hadn't dealt with them, they wouldn't have arranged a piece of land for them to live in."

"Now, she hides in Yixin Pure Land every day and doesn't care about anything, leaving us outside to worry about it."

In Yae Shinko's opinion, it is very simple to deal with the rebels. All he needs to do is for Shadow to show up and demonstrate what the power of God is.

By then, the Inazuma people who believe in the Thunder God will naturally collapse, and those fanatical believers of Orobas will also feel what the disparity in power is.

But when she thought of her friend who had been autistic and even ignored herself, Yae Shinko felt that her tail had lost its luster.

Even my favorite fried tofu can no longer be eaten as a meal.

In fact, Yae Kamiko doesn't care about Inazuma's situation at all, not to mention that the resistance army can't beat the little guy from the Kujo family.

If he just took action himself, the rebels wouldn't have a chance to resist.

The resistance army still exists today only because Shadow is still shutting himself in, the General doesn't care at all, and the other two are keeping the news secret.

"Lord Fengshen, I have a request."

"explain."

"Can you go to Yixin Pure Land and help me wake up my Thunder God?"

Suddenly, the picture flashed through Arthur's mind. The God of Wind brought the travelers and said to the Wind Dragon, "Go, slap them both."

Then when they arrived at Yanshen, he also brought the travelers and said to Tuozi Ge, go and slap them both.

When they arrived at Inazuma, it was indeed the Yae Shinko, a dependent, who pointed at the god Lei Diandian and said to the travelers around him, "Go, slap them both."

The sense of déjà vu is too strong.

There is an internal taste.

The anger that had arisen in me was gone, and now there was only a slow sense of helplessness.

Others are like their masters fighting their dependents, but when it comes to rice wives, they become dependents fighting their masters.

This master even thanked me after being beaten.

"You Inazuma are really interesting, you play a lot, I agree!"

"By the way, this amulet is for you. Let me go in and watch the show later."

After saying that, he took out a red amulet and handed it to Arthur.

This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Lady Yae!

Arthur just accepted it and hung it above his head.

Yae Shinko looked at Arthur who had the amulet hanging on his head with a puzzled look on his face.

"Well, this amulet is hung on the body or waist, what is this?"

"This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Yae Shinko!"

"No, I'm not Inazuma's god, but could you please pay a little more attention to your image?"

"This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Yae Shinko!"

"Can we be human?"

The scumbag fox never dreamed that someone would catch him first.

Seeing that Arthur was about to leave with his amulet hanging on his body, the pink-haired fox could no longer control himself.

"Wait, can you take the amulet off your head?"

"No, how can we let others know if we don't do this? This is..."

"do not talk!"

Finally, after signing a series of humiliating treaties, Arthur took off the amulet on his head and placed it in his arms.

The treaty includes but is not limited to looking at the fox's tail, the most important thing is the Heart of God (Inazuma version) get!

After playing with the king chess piece that symbolized the heart of Thor for a while, he returned it to the Son of God after hearing the system prompt.

The Son of God doesn't care about the Heart of God. After all, even the God of Thunder himself doesn't want it anymore. He won't feel bad about keeping it in his hands and giving it away.

Yae Shinko felt even more distressed about the tail whose hair was almost lost.

[System prompt: The host has obtained the Heart of God (Thunder), whether to spend 16000 original stones to generate a replacement. ]

"No, there is no rough stone."

[Okay, remember to make money. Oh, by the way, it is detected that the host has come into contact with the Heart of God and the Thunder God's followers, and the Inazuma map and Inazuma plot mission are activated. ]

[The map has been opened. The map of Yuanxia Palace is not open for the time being. It will be opened after obtaining the required token. Mission: Complete the commission of the Eightfold Goddess and give her master a few blows. Reward: Random skill*1.]

I opened the map and found that Inazuma's side was finally not completely dark.

But is the system becoming more and more self-indulgent?

Why do I always feel that the system was so rigid at the beginning, but since the appearance of the imaginary number tree, the system seems to be becoming more and more emotional?

Chapter 127 Arthur: I’m just a cook!

In the end, it seemed as if Arthur was driven out of Narukami Taisha by Yae Miko.

Originally, Arthur wanted to have lunch and afternoon tea to enjoy the tail of Yae Shinto.

“But this wave of blood profit.”

Looking at the gains of this trip, the first one was an amulet given by the wise and beautiful Lady Yae Kamiko.

Then he rubbed the fox's tail hard.

He was not in a hurry regarding the commission from Yae Godson.

Whether it is Xinhai or Kamisato Ayaka, although their respective goals are different, the results are the same, so it is better to just take a ride.

I haven’t seen you for a few days. I wonder if everyone in Liyue misses me?

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Liyue, Arthur's home. The night Arthur left.

The first person to discover the note left by Arthur was Keqing who came over after dinner.

Although breakfast and lunch are sometimes missed.

But as for dinner, since Arthur arrived, Keqing has eaten at Arthur's house almost every day, and even got the key to Arthur's house so she doesn't have to knock on the door.

After Keqing knocked on the door for a while, there was no response from inside, so Keqing took out the key and opened the door.

I thought Arthur was cooking and didn't hear the noise or he overslept, but I looked around but couldn't find Arthur.

But I saw a letter at the head of Arthur's bed.

After opening it, he found that it was a letter Arthur left for him and others.

To all friends in Liyue:

I went to Inazuma to play, hey! 】

Look at the smell of depravity between the lines of this letter.

Keqing couldn't help it and tore the letter into two pieces.

Then I discovered that there was a second letter, and I resisted the anger in my heart.

Keqing also opened the second letter.

[I guess you couldn't help yourself, Keqing, and tore up the first letter. I told you to be calm. Even though you are in a hurry, don't be hasty.

Don't worry about me, I'm just going to complete a friend's request, and I'll come back to play with you when the time comes.

By the way, Keqing, please tell the others for me, this matter is a bit urgent, so I won’t write to everyone. 】

Keqing sighed after reading the letter.

It was a habit that he had developed with great difficulty, but Arthur left without a word.

To be honest, I feel a little uncomfortable.

Although Inazuma is still on lockdown, Keqing is not worried at all about Arthur getting in danger.

The originally good mood was suddenly overshadowed by Arthur's departure.

However, in response to Arthur's request in the second letter, Keqing still chose to help Arthur convey it.

After folding the two letters, he put them in his arms.

Keqing, who was not in the mood to eat, left Arthur's house directly and planned to talk to Ningguang first.

It was already the afternoon of the next day when the news of Arthur's departure reached Ying.

"Hey, did Arthur go to Inazuma?"

"Well, that's what the letter said when I went to his house last night."

"I see. By the way, are there any boats going to Inazuma now? I want to go and take a look too."

"Dao Wife is currently under lockdown. It is estimated that no passenger ships can go there. You can ask Ning Guang. She should have a way to send you there."

When they arrived at the Jade Pavilion, thanks to Ningguang's order, Ying could travel freely in Liyue and was brought directly to the Jade Pavilion.

"Ying, how come you have time to come and see me? What's the matter?"

Arthur's departure did not affect Ningguang, and Ningguang's life remained the same.

Ningguang found it a little funny because Keqing came to her in a panic yesterday.

It’s not like she’s not coming back. She’s already a grown-up, but she panicked and found me just because her friend was missing. If you don’t know, you might think that my husband ran away.

"Ningguang, is there a way to get to Inazuma?"

"Inazuma, ah, are you going to look for Arthur?"

"Well, I've been in Liyue for quite some time now, so it's time to start a new journey."

"Let me think about it. Now Inazuma is locked up in the country and we can only sneak across. You wait for a while. When Beidou comes back, I will find someone to contact you and let her take you over."

-

Time goes back to Arthur.

Arthur was eating eggshells while planning to head towards Inazuma Castle, but not long after leaving Narugami Taisha Shrine, he encountered a group of shogunate troops.

"Stop, who are you?"

The Shogunate soldiers who were resting on the ground stood up when they saw someone coming, and the leader asked Arthur a question.

But when I saw that he was not carrying any weapons and did not have the Eye of God, I felt relieved.

"I'm just a cook. I wanted to find some inspiration, but when I went out, I found myself lost."

What does it mean to speak freely?

Arthur didn't say a single truthful word, but the Shogunate army didn't doubt him. After all, he had no weapons, no Eye of God, and didn't bring many things with him.

At this time, only writers and chefs looking for inspiration would go out.

"Okay, stop wandering around. It's too chaotic outside right now. Just come with us. We'll take you back to Inazuma Castle after we finish our patrol."

After saying that, he sat back in his original seat.

Arthur didn't expect that these people were so kind. He thought they would take the opportunity to make money like the group of people on the outlying island.

Although there are some unruly people in the shogunate, these grassroots people still stick to their original intentions.

"My dear officers, did you find anything during today's patrol?"

"Don't call me officer. We are different from those guys who only think about making money. Just call me captain, or call me brother depending on my age."

"It's because of that group of rebels that things are getting chaotic around Inazuma Castle. We were supposed to follow Master Kujo to the front lines, but now we have to patrol nearby because we're worried that someone might harm the residents of Inazuma Castle."

"By the way, don't wander around when you have nothing to do in the future. If you do, remember to go to the Adventurer's Association and hire a few adventurers as your bodyguards."

"Some time ago, there was also a group of chefs. I think they were called the Almighty Food Group?"

"They were just unlucky to run into Kairanki. If they hadn't been lucky enough to have Miss Kuki Shinobu go looking for some materials to maintain the dolls, they would probably have all become victims of the sword."