Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Huh? I'm not kidding. If it's Mr. Arthur, I think it's okay."

Arthur.exe failed to start and has crashed.

Shadow.exe failed to start and has crashed.

Is there a possibility? I'm just saying it's possible that Yae Kamiko learned all those dirty words from Shin. After all, although she is Ying's follower, when everyone was still there, she was always held in Shin's arms.

"Okay, that's settled then."

Arthur didn't react until he walked out of the castle tower and returned to Kamisato's house.

[Hey, post it! You can post it! Beautiful sisters! ]

"Just shut up. Okay, give me the mission reward first."

[Limited mission: Completed the task of making Zhen appear again.]

Mission reward: Waiver of one-time system service purchase fee.

ps: Resurrect one Zhen, give away one Ying for free, and maybe even a general as a dowry, you've made a lot of money! 】

Ignore the system and directly collect the task reward.

What is this exemption from the one-time purchase of system services, and what other services can the system provide?

[This reward includes the original stone lottery, the God's Heart copy, of course, the energy consumed by your skills can also be provided by this reward, so go and commit suicide, no, launch an awesome attack! ]

Start a hammer.

Arthur's first reaction was to go for the lottery.

result...

[You can only waive the ten-draw combo once, do you want to use it? 】

"no."

Forget about doing ten draws at once, it’s better to keep it to copy the Heart of God. The price is at least ten times different.

It’s a pity that the Eye of God has now been swept away by the stragglers, and now all the people are gone and are no longer in Inazuma.

As a result, just after returning to Kamisato's house, before I could even get comfortable, I suddenly received an invitation from Kamisato Ayaka.

"Arthur, are you free tonight?"

"Yes."

Kamisato Ayaka let out a long sigh, "Then can you accompany me to a place? I have something to show you."

"Yeah, no problem."

Although no festival was held, Kamisato Ayaka still chose to bring Arthur to the mountains because of the lively atmosphere of Inazuma.

Dancing in the clear lake water.

"How's it going? Is my dancing... okay?"

Kamisato Ayaka's tone was somewhat cautious.

But in fact, Kamisato Ayaka's dance is very beautiful.

"Well, the extremely light steps, graceful posture, and exquisite movements are just like a fairy descending to earth."

"No way, Arthur, you're exaggerating. I'm actually not very good at this kind of dance, I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself."

Walking out of the lake, there was still a blush on Kamisato Ayaka's pretty face.

The white socks on her feet were soaked by the lake water. As Kamisato Ayaka walked closer, a series of faint footprints appeared behind her.

"Arthur, even though I've said this many times, I still want to thank you."

The two returned to Kamisato's house together.

Along the way, Kamisato Ayaka was always hesitant to speak. Even when Arthur asked Kamisato Ayaka if she had anything to say, Kamisato Ayaka always chose to change the subject.

As a result, Arthur had a strange dream that night.

He dreamed that he and Zhen were married and they had a Chinese-style wedding. But when he lifted the red veil, he found it was Ying, and Zhen pounced on him from behind and lay on his back.

She even leaned her head close to her ear and whispered, "Husband, let the three of us sisters serve you tonight."

Then I looked and saw that the general had arrived and was lying on the boat.

The subsequent plot was even stranger.

Kamisato Ayaka and Ying formed a new resistance army and went straight into the room, "Hand over Arthur!"

And this is not over yet, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared in the room.

"You little Inazuma Thunder God, you actually dared to steal people. Let me show you how powerful the Liyue Thunder God is!"

Chapter 161: Arthur in the Sack and the Banquet

Waking up...

Arthur still couldn't calm down for a long time after waking up.

If it was just a pure peach or a spring dream at the beginning, what would happen next?

Let’s not complain about the resistance army formed by Ying and Kamisato Ayaka, what the hell is Liyue Thunder God!

As soon as I went out, I felt a dark sensation in my head.

Dark? No, it's the sack.

Shocked! The God of Wind was put in a sack at Inazuma Kamisama's house!

Arthur did not struggle. After all, before he was put into the sack, he saw a wisp of pink hair appear. Who else could it be other than the Eightfold Son of God?

Although I don't know what Yae Shinko wants to do, it would be nice to just lie in the sack and follow her to take a look.

But the people around him were not so calm.

The chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine was seen carrying a sack. Although nothing moved inside, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that there was a person inside.

But they didn't dare to do anything and could only turn their heads away and pretend nothing had happened.

Yae Shinko nodded with satisfaction.

He carried the sack all the way to his own Narukami Taisha Shrine.

Along the way, Arthur didn't feel any severe bumps. In fact, if the space in the sack hadn't been too narrow, the stability and comfort would have been higher than the previous carriage.

Suddenly, I felt that Yae Shinto had stopped.

The sack that trapped him was placed on the ground, and he heard a familiar voice.

It was true. That gentle voice came from nearby, "Son of God, didn't I ask you to ask Arthur to come over? Why are you carrying a sack?"

But Ying seemed to have thought of something.

Ying stood up, walked quickly to the sack, opened the sack, and stared at Arthur inside.

"Hey, Ying, good morning."

"Good morning."

Ying was still a little confused, but when he reacted, he chased Yae Kamiko directly in the Narukami Taisha Shrine, with a weapon in his hand, intending to teach this scumbag fox a lesson.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Arthur, the Son of God is still young and too naughty, please forgive me."

Still young? Think about the seniority. As a friend of Kitsusai Palace, he is indeed older than Yae Shinko in terms of backup, and perhaps also in age.

"It's okay. I'm used to it. If she wasn't so contemptuous, I wouldn't be used to it."

Hearing Arthur's words, Zhen showed a slightly embarrassed expression.

After Arthur sat next to Zhen, Zhen took out the wine cup and poured half a cup of sake for Arthur.

After Arthur took the wine cups from Zhen's hands, he found that the number of wine cups was more than the number of people present.

Not counting myself, Yae Shinko, Lei Dianying, and Lei Dian Zhen, even if you count General Lei Dian, there are only four people. But even if you exclude the wine cup in his hand, there are still five.

And Zhen also noticed Arthur's gaze, "Mr. Arthur, are you curious about why there are so many wine cups?"

"Ah."

"In fact, I originally planned to hand over the descendants of Torachiyo (a friend of Shin and Kage during the Inazuma period, a member of the demon clan), but unfortunately, the blue demon clan can no longer be found, and the character of the little guy from the red demon clan is a bit..."

Emmmm, I’m really silent here.

Arthur was silent too.

The current red demon of Inazuma is Aratake Ichito, but his personality is a bit...

To put it nicely, it's eclectic, but to put it bluntly, it's too childish.

Then Zhen continued, "But the descendants of the Tengu clan have now become generals of the shogunate army. Looking at the time, it should be soon."

Speak of Heavenly Dog, and it will appear.

Kujo Sara was still wearing the modified version of the hunting robe. As a result, when he just arrived and wanted to give notice at the door in advance, he saw the general he was following holding slippers and running wildly after the Eightfold Divine Child in front of him.

"Emm, I must not have woken up yet."

"Here! Here!"

Shin, who was beside Arthur, waved to Kujo Sara, and Kujo Sara also saw the two people sitting on the ground, and walked straight to Arthur and sat down.

"Ying, Shenzi, stop making trouble, everyone is here."

After hearing Zhen's words, the two stopped playing around and sat together. Ying also called the general out.

!!!

Two generals!

I don't know what happened, but...

Great!

"Ahem, come to think of it, little Sara doesn't seem to know the general yet."

Kujo Sara felt a little uncomfortable when he heard the real name, but when he thought that this was the first Thunder God of Inazuma and the sister of the general he followed, he did not object.

But the general?

Isn’t the person you serve General Lei Dian?

Kujo Sara was summoned by Ying yesterday and learned some information, but it did not include that Ying and the general were two different people.

But it was very simple to explain, and Kujo Sara accepted it easily. After all, the general seemed to have become a different person some time ago. In fact, the general himself could accept the two people very easily.

"Then let's start our party, cheers!"

"cheers!"

Perhaps because he was drunk, the general actually wanted to perform a talent show for everyone.

"I'll show you how a general catches a fox with his bare hands."

After saying this, the general stood up and prepared to capture Yae Shinto.

It seems that the general's emotions have been becoming more and more like those of ordinary people recently, and today he wanted to take revenge. After all, he has been deceived by the scumbag fox many times.

Yae Shenzi:!

Yae Shinko's fur is all blown up!

From Arthur's perspective, he seemed to see the pink tail behind her appear and stand up.

I was the only fox present, and seeing the general coming over without even wearing shoes, the Son of God didn't have time to put on shoes either.

Before the banquet started, Ying chased Shen Zi for a lap. Shen Zi didn't expect that it was just a warm-up and now he has become a general.

Moreover, the general was not as merciful as Ying. He did not care whether his socks and clothes would get dirty and he chased the Son of God and ran around them wildly.

"Help, help! The general is hunting a fox!"

Several people looked at each other and smiled.

This is a world where only pink-furred foxes can get hurt.

In the end, the general successfully captured Yae Kamiko who had given up resistance, because Kujo Sara was present, giving face to the chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine.

Instead of putting her on his lap and spanking her, he flicked her head as a warning.