Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact

Huixin interrupted and said that saying other secretaries were unreliable was actually talking about herself. She was obviously very reliable, but Miss Ganyu was just too competitive.

If she could learn Ganyu's daily routine, she would probably go to Bubu Lu to see a doctor or go directly to Wangsheng Hall to prepare for her funeral a week later.

Arthur chatted for a few minutes and then left.

Then we came to the Hall of Rebirth.

"Arthur, why did you think of playing with me today?"

"Play? Can't I just be here to take care of your business?"

Walnut raised her eyebrows, with a look of surprise in her plum blossom pupils. Walnut placed one hand on Arthur's head and the other hand on her own head.

"You don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"

There was no work in the Wangsheng Hall today. Everyone was resting in groups of three or four. Zhongli did not go out either. He just sat there drinking tea.

Hu Tao said to Zhong Li who was sitting next to him, "Arthur seems to be seriously ill. I will take him to Bubu Lu for a checkup. Zhong Li, please help me watch over him in Wangsheng Hall for a while. If there are any customers, remember to sell him some."

After saying that, Walnut pulled Arthur and walked out the door.

Zhongli couldn't help but smile as he watched this scene, and when others saw this, the corners of their mouths also slightly raised.

This was the first time they saw someone take the initiative to take care of Wangshengtang's business, and then Hu Tao fell ill and talked nonsense on the spot.

"Wait, why am I talking nonsense?"

"No nonsense, then you take care of my business?"

Hu Tao also knew that she was in charge of funeral affairs. To put it bluntly, if she took care of her business, either she would die or the people around her would die.

Who would buy a coffin in advance? Even if Hu Tao is promoting it every day, he is just trying to promote the Hall of Rebirth. Who would order a coffin in advance for no reason?

Unfortunately, Hu Tao was wrong. There really are people who are that idle.

Rather than saying this to Hu Tao, it would be more accurate to say that the person he actually wanted to tell was Zhongli, who was watching the show silently on the side.

Looking at the smile on Zhongli's face, Arthur decided not to tell him that he was elected as the new God of Rock for the time being. He would wait until he received the news tomorrow and then he would laugh at him for the whole day.

"Stop pulling, stop pulling, or my clothes will fall off."

After hearing what Arthur said, Kurumi let go of his hand.

"Actually, I didn't order it for myself, I ordered it for someone else."

?

Are you a bit wicked? You're ordering coffins for others.

Everyone in the Hall of the Dead thought so, but after hearing what Arthur said, they all fell silent.

"Isn't it because Ganyu has dark circles under her eyes and is swaying in her seat that I came here to inform you?"

Everyone knows that Ganyu has been very tired recently. After all, although some plans will not be told to them before they start, things like establishing diplomatic relations that can bring benefits have been widely publicized by the Seven Stars before they start.

As an accompanying person, Ganyu was of course very busy, especially after returning, when she had to frantically deal with the accumulated documents. Many passers-by saw Ganyu coming out to look for food at night, and they were worried that Ganyu would fall asleep on the side of the road.

Some enthusiastic people even contacted Qianyan Army and Bubulu. Some people, with poor eyesight, thought that the swaying figure was haunted and called the Wangsheng Hall.

So everyone knows about this.

There was silence for a moment. With Ganyu's work pressure, even when Arthur told them that Ganyu had died suddenly and that they had to prepare a funeral ceremony, they were not surprised.

Finally, Hu Tao decided to arrange someone to go to Yuehai Pavilion, bring some supplements to comfort Ganyu, and also persuade Ganyu not to work too hard.

Zhongli fell into deep thought when he saw the fruit basket placed in front of him.

"Master Hu, what is this?"

"Oh, this is a fruit basket, don't you know?"

Zhongli didn't know that this was a fruit basket. He was curious why this fruit basket was placed in front of him.

"By the way, Zhongli, don't worry, there are some supplements you can bring with you."

Seeing several large and small bags placed next to him, Zhongli felt that something was wrong, but Hu Tao did not give him a chance to run away.

"Okay, that's all. Unfortunately, Miss Ganyu doesn't like meat, so this is all we can prepare. Zhongli, go ahead, you can leave now."

Walnut put the fruit basket in his right hand, and the others put other things in Zhongli's hands. Seeing Zhongli who seemed to be moving, Arthur couldn't help laughing in his heart and laughed out loud.

You were the one laughing just now, right, Zhongli?

This time it's your turn to be laughed at by everyone. Arthur felt unhappy and took out his camera to take a picture. Zhongli's dark history +1.

Zhongli had a cold expression on his face, and in front of everyone, he quickly left the Hall of Rebirth.

Until his figure completely disappeared from everyone's sight, everyone finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. Some of them even beat their chests and stamped their feet, laughing so hard that they were out of breath.

Of course, this was just the beginning. In the following days, Zhongli's expression kept changing, and they had a hard time trying not to laugh.

Because Ningguang and Keqing brought people here.

"Zhongli, the future of Liyue depends on you. Come and be the Geo God!"

Zhongli was completely stunned on the spot. What the hell was going on?

Do you want to listen to what you are saying and let me be the God of Rock?

Didn't I just retire? I was discovered? This shouldn't happen.

As a result, Ningguang told Zhongli the whole story.

Zhongli's face turned dark.

"Damn Arthur, I should have used Heaven Moving All Things to blow you up!" Zhongli complained silently in his heart.

Chapter 188 Little Keri

The first thing was to bring Zhongli to the Golden House. When Zhongli saw the Golden House which he had not seen for a long time, he actually felt a little nostalgic, and then bitter.

I have worked hard for thousands of years, and now I am forced to work again just after retirement. What kind of hatred and grudge is this?

Speaking of which, the blame for this matter should be placed on Arthur. If it weren't for him, how could I have been nominated?

Arthur: A-choo, who missed me?

It's a pity that Arthur couldn't hear it. Arthur was now holding the right hand of a cute little loli and walking on the streets of Liyue, attracting countless people's attention.

The other hand of the little Loli was held by Ying. The little Loli walked in a hopping manner, and from time to time she jumped up and swung on the swing holding the hands of the two.

"Brother Arthur, Sister Ying, Ke Li wants that."

Kelly pointed to a small stall on the street where a furry doll was displayed.

"Okay, little Keri, let's go."

The two of them led Klee to the stall, and just as Klee was focusing her attention on the doll that was extremely similar to her own Dodo, Arthur and the stall owner's eyes met, and both of them felt a little embarrassed.

Because this person is the one who bought the modified version of Count Rabbit that time.

"Hey, long time no see. What happened last time?" Arthur asked curiously.

The stall owner waved his hand.

Although it had been so long, there was still some indignation in his tone, "Don't tell me, I just found out when I got back that the people I traded with were a group of treasure hunters. I don't know where they picked it up from, and then sold it to me under a disguise. Then I hired someone to beat them up."

"Please pick any one you like. I left in such a hurry that I didn't have time to thank you. Later, when I came back, I heard that you were traveling. You can pick any of these things. I'll give you one for free."

Hearing the stall owner's words, Arthur lowered his head and looked at Klee, who was holding Dodoko and looking at the doll in confusion.

He gently placed his hand on Kelly's head and rubbed it.

"Did you hear that, little Keri? Hurry up and thank your uncle."

"Thank you uncle!"

Keli's voice is clear, pleasant and full of childish innocence. The stall owner couldn't help but smile when he heard it.

As expected of Mondstadt's happy pill, Klee, the lucky four-leaf clover in the Knights of Favonius, easily gained the love of others.

Klee directly hugged the doll that looked very similar to Dudu in her arms.

"I want this. This is very similar to the Dudu my mother gave me. Thank you, uncle."

"You are such a good kid. Come here, you are so cute, uncle will give you some candy apples."

After saying this, the stall owner took out an apple candy and gave it to Klee. He then received Klee's smile and thanks, which made him smile even happier.

I also feel that Klee is becoming more and more adorable.

As a result, Ying suddenly spoke, and the smile on the stall owner's face froze.

"Keli, why does this look so similar to Dudu? You didn't make this bomb, did you?"

Arthur also looked over when he heard this. Indeed, it looked very similar to Dudu. Although Dudu was just a gift from Klee's mother Alice, you have to know that Klee's skill in making bombs was learned from Alice.

"It's not made by Klee. The bang bang made by Klee is rounder than Dudu."

Having said that, the stall owner breathed a sigh of relief.

It feels like these days are like a roller coaster ride. Unfortunately, his heart won't let him let go so easily, because this is a world of riddlers and punctuators.

"Could it be Ms. Alice's work?"

"Hey, is that the one who turned the Wind Dragon Ruins into Wind Dragon Ruins and injured Kujo Sara?"

"Wait, wait, what are you talking about?" The stall owner was panicking. "This Alice you are talking about, isn't she the author of the Teyvat Travel Guide?"

"Yes."

"Could this little girl be..."

"Yes, it's her daughter."

The stall owner remained silent.

When he mentioned the name, he couldn't remember who this person was. After all, ever since the end of Old Mondstadt and the establishment of New Mondstadt, Alice had become obsessed with traveling in the Seven Kingdoms.

If you talk about the elder of the Witch Guild and the guardian of Old Mondstadt, many people may not be able to think of who it is.

But if you talk about a series of experiences like wanting to use the hillbillies as free labor, blowing up the corridor of the Wind Dragon Ruins, and wanting to blow up the Star-Picking Cliff, I guess everyone knows about it.

The stall owner felt that he might not be able to go out recently. He bought a scout knight's bomb from the treasure-stealing group last time, and this time he got a super double, so he bought the bomb of the witch who wanted to blow things up every day. Should he find a master to tell his fortune and exorcise the evil spirits?

Fortunately, this was just a misunderstanding. In the end, Klee proved that this was just an ordinary doll, not a bomb, which made the stall owner feel relieved.

But he no longer had the mood to set up a stall, so he just gave a doll to Arthur and Ying respectively, then closed the stall and went home.

Each of the three people was holding a doll. Because of her hair color, Kelly was mistaken for the daughter of Arthur and Ying.

"By the way, little Klee, when will Albedo take you back?"

"Brother Albedo seemed to say that he wanted a book illustration, and it seems to be in a few days."

Oh, probably because Inazuma was open, I was pulled over to draw illustrations for "The Swordsman".

"Klee, do you want to go somewhere? Albedo is busy, so we can take you there."

Klee thought for a moment and said, "I heard there's a very big lizard in Liyue. Can Brother Arthur take me to see it?"

As Klee spoke, she put the newly bought doll and Dodoko together, spread her arms wide, and drew circles in front of her body, trying to illustrate that the lizard was really big.

Arthur thought of a possibility.

Could it be that Klee is talking about the ancient rock dragon lizard? It seems possible.

In order to prevent any mistakes, Arthur asked Klee, "Little Klee, how tall is the lizard you mentioned? Is it a little taller than your brother and sister, or much taller?"

"Klee heard that it's as high as the Knights!"

Okay, the case is solved, it is really an ancient rock dragon lizard.

Ying had thought of this, and she wanted to refuse, but when she saw Keli's beaming smile, the words Ying wanted to say turned into, "Okay, I'll let my brother take you to play with the giant lizard."

Ying leaned close to Arthur's ear and said, "Wait for me for a moment. I'm going to go to the Adventurer's Association and ask if there are any commissions for the Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard. I'll do it while I'm at it."

"go Go."

As expected of Ying, she always leaves people speechless in strange situations.

Watching Ying leave, Keli felt a little curious.

"Brother Arthur, what is Sister Ying doing?"

"She just drank too much water, so in order not to affect her trip, she went to the bathroom."